Konoha's Crazy Dave

After the dance battle ended, Hashirama successfully won the dance competition with his fresh dance and brainwashing songs.After the villagers dispersed, Hashirama and Madara also asked their girl group to go back first.

"Hey, Motor, you lose this time" Hashirama ran to Madara's side and taunted

"Hmph" Madara suppressed the anger in his heart that Susana had beaten him to death.He folded his arms and turned his head away.

"Oh? Hahahaha!!! Hahahaha!!! Hahahaha!!!" Seeing his gay friend looking so arrogant, Hashirama burst into laughter with his hands on his hips.

"Asshole!!" The veins on Madara's head popped out, and he knocked Hashirama away with a fist.

"I won this time! Hahahaha!!" Even though Hashirama was flying in the sky, he was still laughing...

"Kid! Did you teach Hashirama his new dance?" Madara suddenly looked at Dave beside him and asked angrily.

In Madara's opinion, Hashirama is an idiot when it comes to dancing. How could he have such creativity?That must be what Dave, a kid with lots of clever ideas, taught him.

"Uh...yes...yes" Dave swallowed and nodded brightly...

"...Teach me something...he's too arrogant." Madara was stunned for a while, then turned around and said arrogantly.

"..." Dave was dumbfounded...Uncle Ban...you scared me a bit...

"What? Don't you want to?" Ban waited for a while, didn't hear Dave speak, and asked in a solemn voice.

"Would you like it... that's it... let's see if you're willing to jump..." Dave swallowed, and immediately made a bold decision...

"As long as I can beat Hashirama! I don't care about anything!!" Madara said coldly.

"Okay...listen to me..." Dave walked to Madara's side, Madara knelt down and listened to Dave.

"Are you sure this kind of dance can really defeat Hashirama?" After listening, Madara asked in great surprise.

"Of course" Dave was sure

"Okay! I'm going to practice with them now. I won't leave for the next few days until I defeat Hashirama. Also, I must have music for this dance."

"...Okay..." Dave grinned, feeling helpless...

"Wait a minute, take the honey away," Madara shouted as he saw Dave about to leave.

"Oh, thank you Uncle Madara! mua!"

Three days later...the villagers gathered here again

I heard that after the Madara clan leader was defeated last time, he went home to retreat for a day and night to come up with a new dance, and today he challenged Senju Hashirama again.

This time it was different. Senju Hashirama was still wearing the same belly dancing outfit and arrived first with the Senju girl group.

"Dave, why hasn't Madara come yet?" Hashirama crossed his arms, his face full of arrogance.He already beat Madara in dancing!

"Um...didn't you hear...Uncle Ban has also learned a new dance, and he will probably be changing clothes now..." Dave scratched his head and said helplessly.

"Hmph, what's a new dance? Belly dance is the real one...uh..." Senju Hashirama was halfway through his words when he suddenly got stuck...

"Really... Oh my God..." Dave asked doubtfully. When he followed Qianju's eyes gradually, he was completely confused...

Of course...it's not just Hashirama and Dave who are confused, but also all the villagers who came to watch the battle...

I saw Uchiha Madara slowly walking with the Uchiha girl group.I saw that he was wearing a slightly casual suit on his upper body. He looked fine... quite normal, but look at his lower body... a lace skirt that reached to his knees? ? ?And wearing a pair of black stockings? ? ?Oh my God..

When the female villagers saw this scene, their hearts trembled.At this moment, those long-legged figures in black stockings were all they could see in their eyes... The men's hearts were also filled with emotions...

Their eyes were focused on the long white silk legs of the Uchiha girl group... Yes, the C position and the backup dancers should be separated.

Many male villagers had nosebleeds instantly.Some male villagers were well prepared after months of fighting and quickly took out paper balls to block their noses.Some couldn't stop the nosebleeds and sprayed them out...

That's right, it means the father and son Sarutobi Hiruzen and Sarutobi Sasuke.The two of them sprayed nosebleeds and flew out...

"Hashi hot mom! This time! You will definitely lose." Madara swung his legs in black stockings and walked slowly to Hashirama's side, his eyes filled with light.

Madara didn't feel any discomfort, after all, this skirt had just come out, and Madara thought it was just a dance costume.What's more, even his gay friend Hashirama doesn't find it embarrassing to dress like that, so why would he find it objectionable?

Hashirama didn't say anything, he just stared at Madara's black stocking legs in front of him with his eyes...

At this time, Hashirama only felt that his nose was itchy, and saw a stream of nosebleed slowly flowing down... But Hashirama's eyes were still on those legs without knowing it...

"Uncle...Uncle..." Dave felt a little embarrassed when he looked at it. He walked to the side of Zhu Jian and pulled the corner of his clothes...

There's something wrong with his uncle. If he puts his eyes on the white silk legs of those Uchiha girl groups and gets nosebleeds, Dave won't think anything of it.The question is, what kind of nosebleeds are there when you look at Madara’s black legs?At this moment, Dave felt the breath of freedom...

"Huh? Huh? What's wrong? Dave?" Zhujian came back to his senses and looked at Dave who was tugging at the corner of his clothes and asked in confusion.

"Uncle...your nose...is embarrassing..." Dave pointed to his nose and said speechlessly.

"Ah...ah...hiss...why is your nose bleeding..." Hashirama quickly wiped the blood from his nose and smiled awkwardly.

"Hmph, Hashirama... this time, just wait to lose!" Madara gave him a cold look.Then she led her girl group and slowly walked to the stage...

Everyone in the girl group holds a three-meter-long steel pipe in their hands, and Madara also has one in his hand.Madara used chakra to fix each tube on the table...

Next...the nightmare begins...

"Ah~" The first line of the music is a woman's proud gasp, followed by a slightly ambiguous accompaniment...

Madara gave Hashirama a cold look over there, and that look meant, just look at it!

Madara put one hand on the steel pipe, and then slowly stretched out his left leg. The girl group behind him also moved with Madara's movements.Madara's left leg, following the music, slowly rested on the pole, and then...on the verge of breaking out...

"Hey, 120!! Hurry! Hurry! Send out all the nurses and doctors in your hospital! Don't ask why! Did you forget to pick up the accident last month? The accident... will happen again soon... ." Dave swallowed and quickly made a phone call. The situation was getting out of hand!