Konoha's Crazy Dave

Back in the ninja school, the white-eyed boys stared at Dai Yue.

"Boy, do you like to be nosy?" the leading boy with white eyes asked with a sneer.

"Fortunately, if I hadn't taken Brother Orochimaru away, believe it or not, you would all be in the hospital now." Dai Yue nodded.

"You are so crazy. Who do you think you are?" The leading boy with white eyes became even more unhappy.

"A Thousand Hands Wear the Moon"

"What the hell, I've never heard of it. But, boy, if you like to be in the limelight, then you can take the beating for your Orochimaru brother!" The white-eyed boy smiled wildly, and his friends around him also laughed wildly.

Everyone gradually surrounded Dai Yue.

"Hey, hey, why don't we go and help?" Fugaku asked in confusion in the corridor.

"If you say we go help those blind people, I think it makes sense," Shui Wen said slowly from the side.

Everyone was silent...

"As for physical skills... open the Eight Gate Dunjia!" Dai Yue looked at the person slowly approaching and thought for a while.

???

After a while, everyone in the corridor was dumbfounded when they saw a bunch of people rolling their eyes and foaming at the ground.

"Dai Yue, are you not injured?" Yun'er jumped down from the corridor on the third floor and hurriedly walked to Dai Yue and asked.

"It's okay, I'm just a little tired after using this forbidden technique," Dai Yue shook her head and said with a smile.

Yun'er quickly took out a handkerchief from her arms and wiped Dai Yue's sweat.

In the Hokage's office...

Danzo looked at the situation in the school through a crystal ball, his face full of anger.This crystal ball was just about to come back when Danzo captured Hiruzen when he went to patrol the ANBU last time.

"Hey, bastard Dave!" Danzo picked up the phone and called Dave.

"Hey, what's the matter, my Sandaime Hokage-sama, listening to your tone, who is making you angry?" Dave laughed teasingly.

"Your son! Your son, stay away from my daughter!!" Danzo roared.

His precious daughter was the result of three years of half-death. Before he could even watch her grow up, a bastard son immediately took his daughter away.

"Oh, us old guys shouldn't have to worry so much about young people's affairs, right? What's more, they are still children, so they can't say anything for sure, right?" Dave said while suppressing a smile.

"Don't worry about so much, right?" Danzo asked calmly.

"Yes, yes, you see, don't think so much about everything. Things always have their own development reasons. It's not good for us to interfere." Dave smiled and nodded.

"Okay, I understand." Danzo nodded and hung up the phone.

Later, Danzo beat Hiruzen.

"Hey Hiruzen"

"What's wrong, Danzo? Is there any important task for the ANBU?" Hiruzen on the ANBU side asked doubtfully.

"Let me ask you something. Is it... is... you... do you still have the... Yunyin's special bullwhip aphrodisiac that you brought back from Yunyin Village at that time?"

"Pfft...what did you say?" Hiruzen over there just took a sip of water, spit it out again, looked around, squatted under the desk and asked in a low voice.

"Do you still have the few bottles you brought back from your mission to Yunyin?"

"There are still two bottles left, what's wrong?" Hiruzen coughed awkwardly.

"That's it... that... can you give me a bottle?" Danzo looked around cautiously and said hurriedly.

"No, don't you already have a daughter? Why are you still using this thing?" Hiruzen asked doubtfully.

"Ahem, then you don't have to worry about it. In this case, I'll talk to Jing and ask him to be more accommodating. Next time, let him flow in the kind of books you like to read and give it to you."

"No problem, I'll send it to you after get off work in the evening." Hiruzen said and hung up the phone.

Then, Danzo chuckled twice and touched his waist.Didn’t Dave just give birth to a daughter? Well, if I have another son, ahem, that’s not too much.

On the other side, Dave didn't realize that besides Fugaku's black hair, there was also a certain Hokage who was also trying to make a move on his precious daughter...

A few days later

Kakuzu is back.

"Olmo, the Akatsuki organization needs you!"

"...Received, received! over!"

Kakuzu had just returned from hauling a cart full of money, and before he could rest, he was abducted by Dave again...

Forest path.

The two were riding motorcycles, with Dave wearing stockings on his head and facing the wind with a ferocious face.The same is true for the corners behind him,

"What is our mission this time?" Jiaodu shouted loudly with drool on his lips.

"Save the women and children!" Dave shouted.

"What?? What did you say?? I can't hear you clearly!"

"Child trafficking!"

".... Our Akatsuki organization wants to create a world full of WIFI! Why are we kidnapping and selling children?!" Kakuzu shouted loudly, salivating all the way.

"Our Akatsuki organization is also called a terrorist organization! What would a terrorist organization do if it doesn't do this?!"

"You are so wicked!" Kakuzu shouted.

"You know nothing! I am leading poor children to a new life! Those four garbage villages cannot support them!"

"Put me down! My conscience does not allow me to do such a thing with you!" Kakuzu touched his five consciences and condemned

"I will give you 30% of the money you spent on exporting this time!"

"Go to Sunagakure first! Sunagakure is close to us! There is someone in the black market over there who has information!" Kakuzu shouted, touching his five consciences.

"Pretty!"

Dave counted the days. It is the 20th year of Konoha, so there should be many children born. Ahem, my Uncle Dave wants to take them to a new life.

Then, two perverts wearing stockings ran towards Sunagakure Village...

In the black market beside Sunagakure Village.

"Do you have a list of the newborns in Sunagakure Village who have been born in the past year?" Kakuzu asked Dave as he looked at the people in front of him.

"Who are you? Do I know you? Get out of here!" The man looked at the two perverts wearing stockings in front of him. The one who was talking to him was still drooling, and he shuddered and shouted.

Kakuzu took off the stockings from his head.

"You are the black-faced devil! I'm sorry, sorry, I'm blind. I'll get you the birth information from Sunagakure Hospital!" The man shuddered and beat harder.

"Are you quite useful in the black market?" Dave glanced at the angle and smiled.

Kakuzu hummed and said nothing.

Soon, the man came over with a lot of information and handed it to Kakuzu.

"Who are you?" The man looked at Dave next to Kakuzu and asked doubtfully.

"Dave of Thousand Hands"

"Bang" The man instantly knelt on the ground and covered his crotch with his hands, looking at him with his body shaking violently...