Konoha's Crazy Dave

After playing with the two little guys for a day, the two little guys were tired from playing, and Dave was just about to send them back.

"Minato, what are you looking at?" Dave asked in confusion as he saw the little yellow hair in his arms staring at one place for a long time.

"Huoying Rock..." Xiao Huangmao pointed to the Huoying Rock over there.

"What? Minato, is your dream still to become Hokage?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Hokage...hmm! I will also become Hokage in the future and protect the villagers!" Minato's eyes gradually regained their vitality and he nodded excitedly.

Minato grew up with the stories his father told him. He knew that the peace and tranquility of Konoha could not be achieved without Hokage-sama and Dave. Hokage-sama guarded the safety of Konoha.As for Lord Dave, he gave Konoha more vitality and motivation.

These are also the two people he admires most, Naruto and Dave.He also knows that he does not have as smart a head as Uncle Dave, so I will work hard and become Hokage!

"Don't worry Minato, from now on you will be wearing robes and eating big fish and meat! This is the prophecy Uncle Dave gave you! Work hard!" Dave nodded and encouraged.

"Um!"

"Why don't you go back...Kushina is so sleepy..."

"Uncle Dave, let's send Kushina back to bed quickly. Kushina is almost asleep."

"..."You little yellow hair...

After sending the two little guys back, Dave returned to the company.

"Where are Kakuzu and the others?" Dave looked at the document in front of him and felt a headache. He stopped reading and threw it back to Kakuzu. No, where are the Kakuzu people?

"The two financial managers are on a business trip. They should be in Iwagakure Village now," an employee said after thinking for a while.

"Okay, go and do your work."

Next, Dave called Kakuzu.

"Hey, Kakuzu, what are you saying over there now?" Dave asked.

"300 million for a mouse, let me ask you if you want it! What? Bargain? Come on, look at this workmanship, this technique, how much effort of the craftsmen has been put into it! 300 million, is it expensive? You know Your Yanyin Village is a big village, don’t you have any dignity at all?”

"A batch of mice here in Iwagakure Village are worn out. Let's export the mice." Kakuzu said calmly, and there was a noise next to him.

"...whose voice is that...and...the mouse sold in our village is not 500 silver taels each...how can it be sold for 300 million..." Dave swallowed and asked tremblingly.

"Oh, that's Junma bargaining with the other party. After all, it's for export. It must be a little bit more expensive. It's okay. It's a small scene. Junma has to experience it. He can't be the one to take action every time." Jiaozu said calmly Said sadly.

He Kakuzu now has no rivals in this aspect of negotiation. He went to the Kingdom of Water to export keyboards and other electronic hardware before, and when the Mizukage saw him, he was so frightened that he directly asked for 30 billion to buy them all... In fact, he had originally I want to sell it for 20 billion... Since the other party gave me more... then there is no reason for me to not want it.

Mizukage saw that the black-faced buckler did not increase the price. He thought that he had become a woman and his brain was broken. He thought that Kakuzu was harboring some evil conspiracy to increase the price or something, so he directly offered 50 billion.

Kakuzu is helpless.

"Black-faced buckler, do you take this person seriously? We are in a meeting and negotiating! You are actually answering the phone! Are you polite!" Onoki and Kimima slashed hard, shouting until their foreheads were red. , saw everyone on the side talking on the phone, shouting angrily.

"This is Dave's phone number. How about you chat with Dave for a while?" Kakuzu tilted his head and handed the phone over and said.

"Uh... 300 million! We bought a mouse for 300 million! We bought it! We will buy as much as you bring!" Onoki shouted quickly.

The lower body terminator, Gungun, who can talk to him?When Onoki heard the word Dave, his lower body felt cold...

after a while

Kakuzu and Kimima were sitting on the tractor. There were a lot of money bags behind the tractor, and their faces were full of helplessness.

"Brother Dave, why should you call me when you have nothing to do? I could have given him an increase of 400 million," Jun Ma said with a melancholy face.

Kakuzu's father is so famous as the Black-faced Knife Demon, and his friends Sakumo and Matt Dai are also famous. He Kimima also wants to be famous.

"It's okay, it's okay. There's no need to rush for this kind of thing. Well, which village are we going to exit from next?" Kakuzu comforted with a smile.

"Cloud Village"

"Okay, I'll leave the negotiation to you then. I'll assist you from the side. By the way, the mouse pad is the one we use to go to the exit of Yunyin Village, right?" Kakuzu nodded and asked after thinking for a while.

"Yes, the village sells it for 200 taels a piece. How much are we going to sell this time, 100 million?" Junma nodded and asked.

"Oh, it's too small, the pattern is too small, Kimima. It seems that you haven't learned a lot of my knowledge yet. Open up your mind, open up the pattern, and think about it carefully." Kakuzu sighed and shook his head.

"Then how should we sell it?" Junma asked doubtfully.

"Kumogakure is the village with the largest economy after us in Konoha, right?"

"right"

"Think about it, Yunyin Village is so rich, selling him a mouse pad for 500 million is not too much. Think about it, the two of us are riding a tractor now, and the wind and sun are blowing, and we are both out of Konoha It’s been a month, the fuel expenses of the tractor, the mental loss expenses, the weather expenses, and the friendly relations between Kumogakure Village and our Konoha Village have been established. The president of our village’s kidney-loving company is very happy with his daughter. I believe Raikage, too. He will definitely contribute some money or something, and we will help him add it to each of these mouse pads. We can sell him 1000 million for each mouse pad, which is not too much."

"...Father Kakuzu, I have learned a lesson." Kimima was stunned, and then nodded solemnly.

"Well, Father Kakuzu, can't we sell it for 1500 million? The Raikage will definitely agree. After all, he is the person in charge of Raigakure Village, the largest economy in Konoha after ours. We can't give him [-] million." You're losing face because of your money." Jun Ma learned how to use it wisely.

"You still haven't grasped it. Can you kill a sheep to gather wool? We can't kill a chicken to get the eggs. We have to let the chicken breathe to continue laying eggs. Do you understand?" Kakuzu sighed and continued to teach.

"Oh! I understand, Father Kakuzu! I will definitely study hard! I will also reach your level in the future!"

"Well, children can be taught."

Yunyin Village a few kilometers away from here....

"A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze!!" Ai sneezed several times.

Did anyone scold me?