Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Okay, okay, thank you, young man, you are very kind, what is your name?" Dave nodded happily and asked doubtfully.

"Hey hey hey, just call me Obito! If you have any problems in Loulan in the future, or if you are robbed or your relatives are kidnapped, you can ask me for help!" Obito smiled and touched He said while touching the police department hat on his head.

"...Is that so? Has the young man got a girlfriend? Where does he live and what does he look like?" Dave nodded and then asked.

"Girlfriend...hehehe...girlfriend...I have a girlfriend! My girlfriend's name is Nohara Rin! She is so cute! She is from Konoha too!" When talking about this question, Obito's face There was actually a hint of shyness.

"Young man, you have to be careful, my lovely girlfriend, be careful of some nasty white-haired guys taking advantage of you." Dave said in a bad joke.

"Yes, yes! That's right, uncle, that damn white-haired Hatake Kakashi! Always against me!" Obito nodded seriously.

"Is your chief's name Fugaku? Is he married? Does he have children?" Dave then asked.

"Director Fugaku, he...he..." Obito was awkwardly silent for a while and said intermittently...

"Oh, that means he's not married yet. Then you have to ask him to hurry up. He looks quite old." Dave nodded thoughtfully.

No, Obito is already in his teens, there is no way Fugaku is not married.

"No... Uncle Fugaku has someone he likes... He is still the leader of the Uchiha clan... It's just..." Obito scratched his face in embarrassment...

"Oh~ You can't love but you haven't pursued it yet, right? That's not okay. Young man, you see you already have a girlfriend, but your boss doesn't have one yet. How can this be okay? You have to teach him how to do it normally. Pursue girls, maybe one day your director will find a girlfriend, he will be in a good mood, and he will promote you or something," Dave said with a smile.

"That's right! Uncle! What you said makes sense! Uncle Fugaku! I'll teach you how to pursue..."

Seeing Obito leaving with excitement on his face, Dave shook his head helplessly.

after a while

Fugaku walked into Dave's tent carrying Obito with a bruised nose and swollen face in one hand.

"You were the one who incited him to say those bastard things, right?" Fugaku threw the pig-headed Obito aside and looked at Dave and said.

"Uh... this young man is young and energetic. I didn't say anything." Dave shook his head.

The pig-headed boy raised his head and glanced at Dave in confusion.

"I advise you to mind your own business, you are still a suspect." Fugaku said with a calm expression.

"Oh no, Director Fugaku! Someone stole something in Loulan and ran out, and now he has kidnapped one of our people!" At this time, there was a shout from outside.

"Where is it! Let me take care of him!" Upon hearing this, the pig-headed Obito immediately took out his pistol and rushed outside with a roar.

Fugaku also stood up and walked out slowly.

Dave saw this and followed him.

"Don't move! You Konoha Police Department people are in my hands! Don't act rashly! I just want to leave safely! And I just stole more than 1000 silver taels! I don't want to hurt anyone's life!" The robber wore a hood on his head. , holding a knife in his hand against an innocent police officer.

"Thief! Put down your murder tools! I am the great Sheriff Obito! Don't be afraid! If you are afraid, squat on the ground with your hands on your head!" The pig-headed Obito shouted at the thief with a gun.

The thief looked at Obito as if he were mentally retarded... This policeman... Do all the police in Konoha have such low IQs?

"Shut up, idiot." Fugaku came here and kicked Obito away.

"Put down the knife in your hand obediently and follow me back to face the trial. I am Uchiha Fugaku." Then, Fugaku said slowly while looking at the thief in front of him.

"You...you...you are...you...you are Uchiha...Uchiha...Uchiha Fugaku!!" The thief's legs started to tremble and he swallowed and asked...

"That's right..." Fugaku sighed...

"You're... you're... you're the one! The one!"

"Brother Uchiha!"

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"Pfft!" Dave, who was holding a bottle of kidney mineral water in his hand, just took a sip and was about to watch the show. When he heard this, he spat it out.

"Shut up, you bastard!" Veins popped out on Fugaku's head.

"Brother Uchiha... Brother Uchiha, who is known as the Uchiha duo together with Uchiha Horrible Shit... I surrender! I surrender! I will never resist! Please don't do anything to me! I still have a wife! I don’t have any children yet!!”

After saying this, the thief immediately threw away the knife in his hand, squatted on the ground with his head in his hands and shivered...

"I told you to shut up, you idiot!" Fugaku kicked him out angrily.

"Hmph! Are you afraid that you have to let Chief Fugaku, who together we and the terrifying turd known as the Uchiha Duo, the Uchiha Brother, take action?" Obito waved his hat and said in a pretentious manner.

"Idiot, shut your mouth too!" Fugaku opened his Mangekyō Sharingan and looked at Obito and roared angrily.

Obito shut up immediately...

Then, Fugaku Mangekyō Sharingan glanced at everyone around him. Wherever he looked, no one dared to look at him...

Seeing Dave, Dave immediately lowered his head... Listening to his name... He and Uchiha Mirror are also called the Uchiha duo... Then he is definitely not a good bird...

"Take him away and interrogate what is going on. Act according to the law. He should apologize and be detained." Fugaku closed his eyes, then turned and left here.

In the tent a moment later...

"Director Fugaku... why are you called Uchiha Fool..." Dave couldn't hold back the doubts in his heart and hurriedly asked Obito.

"Shhh! Uncle, let me tell you... Director Fugaku is single partly because of his name. You should also know that the Mangekyō Sharingan has a unique pupil technique, and Director Fugaku's pupil technique... can be said to be A man’s nightmare!” Obito said softly.

"How to say?" Dave swallowed and asked...

"One of his pupil techniques is Tsukuyomi, which is nothing to say. The other one is also a genjutsu... The man who was seen by his genjutsu... won't use it within ten years... And this genjutsu, Director Fugaku's... It can be used once every year. Back then, he used this illusion on the Sandaime Raikage of Kumogakure Village. The Sandaime Raikage had been chasing him in the ninja world for three years, and it was not until Lord Dave of our village came forward that it was over."

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