Konoha's Crazy Dave

At Dave's house, Dave and Tobirama are taking care of little Daiyue.

Dave can only take care of the baby at home now...the Olympics has nothing to do with him...

"Dad...Dad" Xiao Daiyue looked at Dave in front of her and said with difficulty with a smile.

"Hey, little Daiyue is so good!" Dave hugged little Daiyue and kissed him hard twice.

"Little Daiyue, come on, call me grandpa" Tobirama encouraged excitedly from the side.

"Ye...yeah..." Xiao Daiyue said unclearly.

"Hey, little Daiyue is so good." Tobirama happily snatched little Daiyue from Dave's arms and kissed her.

"Okay, I'm going to take Xiao Daiyue to study. You can go and do your work." After Tobirama finished speaking, he hugged Xiao Daiyue and left here directly.

Dave shook his head helplessly, forget it, and asked the sexually transmitted disease man to go to the Internet bar.

"Sexually infected man, are you going to go online?" Dave called Wu.

"Let's go tonight, I'm delivering takeout right now." Wu said on the other side of the phone

"No, aren't you supposed to go to the experimental school for physical education class today?" Dave was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully.

"Orochiro came to me and told me that he had an important course to teach. There was no other way, so I took a sick leave and gave the course to him," he said helplessly.

"...."Dave was speechless...

"Why is this pig running so slow? I'm going to time out! Can you hurry up, pig! Drive!"

"Hum hum hum!"

"Who is it? Are you riding a pig without looking after the car? My car was damaged. I have to pay for it!"

...

Listening to the voice coming from the phone, Dave hung up the phone silently... and walked towards the Internet cafe alone...

Izuna came to the Senju station to look for Tobirama and walked to Tobirama's home.Looking at Tobirama who was kneeling on the ground holding a scroll and talking about something with great interest, Izuna walked up to him in confusion.

"Xiao Daiyue~ Come on, look, this technique is called Flying Thunder God, come on, come on, grandpa will teach you how to feel the space."

"...Tobirama...little Daiyue is only a few months old...you teach him to fly the Thunder God?? He understands???" Izuna looked at Tobirama in confusion and asked.

"What else? Xiao Daiyue is a genius, but it seems that he is also, he is only a few months old, flying Thunder God seems to be a bit difficult." Tobirama looked at Xiao Daiyue in his arms in confusion, and then looked at the scroll in his hand mused.

Quan Na nodded, but the words hadn't been spoken yet.

"Come on, grandpa will teach you how to use detonating talismans on each other."

Quan Nai is speechless...

"Dai Yue can't even read, and he can't understand what you're saying to him. It's useless for you to talk to him now," Quan Nai said, rubbing his eyebrows.

"It seems so. What should we do?" Tobirama nodded thoughtfully and asked doubtfully.

"Wait until he grows up." "Izuna really wants to kick Tobirama in the face. Why is this guy so stupid?"

"It's too late when he grows up. My grandson must win at the starting line. If not, come on, Dai Yue, grandpa will teach you the simplest technique of multiple shadow clones."

"you are hopeless"

...

After Xiao Daiyue studied (played) with Tobirama for a few days, it was not until Gaoyue found out about this that she took Xiao Daiyue back and severely criticized Tobirama.

Today is an e-sports event, and Dave finally returns to the Olympics.

Mizukage stood in front of the seat, looking at Dave with a fierce look on his face.It’s this bastard who makes me unable to sit down and even turned into a woman!

"Today is the venue for the Olympic e-sports competition. This e-sports competition is divided into Ninja League and Crossing the Ninja World. They are both 5v5 competitive events." Yue Mei explained in the commentary room.

"The teams participating in the Ninja Alliance include Konoha Village's dance team led by Uchiha Madara, Konoha Village's tailed beast team led by Kuro Lama, Konoha Village's dung picker team led by Black Zetsu, etc., a total of 16 teams. Team.

16 teams will compete in pairs, with 16 going into 8, 8 going into 4, 4 going into 2, and the system of choosing 2 from 1.The final winning team will receive 300 million silver taels, as well as rewards for the five team members to customize their own skins or ninjas. The profits from the skins and ninjas will all go to their respective team members within one year. FMVP winners will also receive additional skin development rewards"

"The teams participating in the journey through the ninja world include the Konoha Village dance team led by Uchiha Madara, the Konoha Village tailed beast team led by the Nine Lamas, the Konoha Village Black Zetsu led dung picker team, etc., a total of 32 teams. Team.

Similar to the competition system of the Ninja League, the final winning team will receive 300 million silver taels and exclusive customized firearms or firearm skins. "

After Tsukimi explained the rules, the first game of the day was between the Ninja Alliance, the dance team led by Madara Uchiha, and the Will of the Earth team led by Ohnoki of Iwagakure Village.

The venue slowly emerged. There were ten computers on the field, located in the middle of the ring.

"The first game is our game, I must win, do you understand?" Madara said in a deep voice while looking at the four people in front of him.

"Understood!" Hashirama yelled.

So, ten people came on the field, and the computer was already turned on. Dave sat on the edge, looked at Ohnoki from the team next to him, and smiled disdainfully.

Ohnoki was angry and decided to beat him up in the game.If I can’t beat you in reality, can I still not beat you in the game?

"Uncle Ban, can you give me the middle lane?" Dave looked at Ban and asked.

"Can you play in the middle?" Madara looked at Dave and asked doubtfully.

"Believe me Kakuzu!" Dave patted his chest and assured.

"Okay, then I'll leave the middle lane to you. Hashirama, you play the top lane and play tank. I'll be the jungler, Tobirama is the shooter, and Izuna is the support." Madara nodded and made arrangements for the other three.

"Understood" all four nodded.

Originally, Dave was playing support, but if Dave wants to play in the middle, that's fine. It's the first game anyway, so let Dave play.

Afterwards, the five people banned the ninja and entered the game.

Dave glanced at Ohnoki over there, smiled, and touched his headphones.

Onoki is confused...what does this mean...

But soon... after the game started... Onoki knew...

"Rookie! Come on! Look at your army line, do you dare to mend it! Come on, Rookie! You can play in the middle but not fight with me! Come on, Rookie Onoki!"

"Single kill! Ohnoki, you are a noob and you still want to beat me up? You can go home and farm, okay? The land of soil needs you!"

"Three against one and I killed you! Do you know how to play! Do you know how to play!? Come on! Keep going!"

"You can still jump over the tower, I can handle you, move around, look back, dig out! Yo ho ho, do it with your hands, ah, it feels uncomfortable."

Looking at Onoki, who had blue veins on his head, and at Dave, who kept roaring and mocking the disturbing mentality, the Kakuzu referee hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.