Konoha's Crazy Dave

Then, Orochimaru scanned the code...

The characters in the video made a heartbeat after Orochimaru scanned the QR code to pay.

Then the page starts loading...

"The four biggest gangsters in the ninja world, the terrifying turd, the crotch picker, the scoundrel of Konoha, and the Bakugan boy," Orochimaru muttered slowly as he looked at the four names displayed on the page.

"Isn't the terrifying dungster Uncle Mirror?" Tsunade asked doubtfully.

"Well, it's Uncle Mirror... uh... Uncle Dave is the crotch picker... Konoha scoundrel is Uncle Danzo... and the last Bakugan guy is Uncle Hiruzen..." Orochimaru suddenly I have a bad feeling...

Then, the three little guys slid the page... and saw three videos... There is no scary shit, but there is a text introduction under the scary shit...

The three little guys clicked on the three videos and watched them one by one...

Ten minutes later...silence...

"Orochimaru... In these three videos, except for Uncle Danzo, I think he is a bit of a rogue... Why do Uncle Dave and Uncle Hiruzen have those titles?" Little Tsunade expressed her doubts.

Orochimaru and Jiraiya looked at each other, opened their mouths but didn't know what to say...

Well, it is indeed not suitable for children. Orochimaru decided not to search blindly again...

In the police department, four silent men drank all day and night...

Just as he was about to leave, a man walked into the office with a child in his arms.

"Mr. Minister, I have something to report." The man was a police officer from the police department. He looked at the four big guys in front of him in silence for a while before speaking.

"Tell me," Jing, who was a little dazed after drinking, rubbed his eyebrows and said.

"The clan's Jonin Uchiha Yamano and Chuunin Uchiha Keiko died while performing their missions. Their several-month-old child is now an orphan and was sent here. How should he be placed?" the man pointed to his hand. said the child on top.

"Orphan... then Dave, please take him directly to your kindergarten. Uchiha will also give him living expenses every month. His parents' inheritance will be taken back to the clan first, and a note will be written later. This child Give it to him when he's an adult?" Jing looked at Dave and asked.

"Does this kid have a name?" Dave nodded.

"Yes, this child's name is Uchiha Fugaku"

...

"Okay, I'll take this kid away" Dave almost laughed, he was so drunk that he said righteously.

Looking at Dave holding the child with his face full of excitement, Jing suddenly felt that this child was a bit dangerous...

And little Fugaku, who was only two or three months old and could not speak, was lying quietly in Dave's arms, looking at Dave with a smile on his face, babbling...

"Little Fugaku, little Fugaku, hey hey, little Fugaku, let's go, uncle will take you to dinner~"

....What a wretched uncle...

On the other side, the Olympic Games scene...

"No. 20 Three Matches, Matwei from Konoha Village versus Ai from Kumogakure Village"

"Yoshi! It's my turn to play!! This is youth!" Mattwei screamed excitedly and came on the field.

And Lei Yingai looked at the green-skinned monster opposite, is this thing... funny?Alas, as expected, if you want the village to stand out, you still have to look to me, the Raikage.

"Lord Raikage! Please give me more advice!" Matwei looked at the Raikage in front of him and nodded respectfully.

"Yeah." Ai didn't say anything. This guy is okay. Forget it. Just be gentle later.

Seeing the disdainful expression on Ai's face, Kakuzu became even more disdainful.

"The game begins!" Kakuzu gave the order and retreated from the ring.

"Thunder Escape Armor!" Ai burst into flames instantly.

"Oh oh oh!! Raikage-sama also feels youthful!!" Matt Wei looked at the little star in his eyes.

"In this case, if Raikage-sama gives his all, then I will take it too! This is the most basic respect for the opponent!"

"The first door, the living door! Open!"

...

"Grandma Li knocks on the door! Open!"

"Hirutora!! Ahhhhh!!!"

...

Raikage Ai and everyone are dumbfounded...what the hell is this...

"Here's a duck's neck!!" I had no choice but to force myself.

The two sprinted towards each other at the same time and collided with each other. A huge cloud of smoke and dust was raised on the field. When the smoke and dust dissipated, the two fruit men were lying half dead in the big pit...

"Uh...how do we calculate this?" Kakuzu looked at this scene with a confused face.

Then, Kakuzu saw Matvey raise a finger tremblingly...

"Okay, this competition is won by Matt Dai of Konoha Village!" Kakuzu announced. Matt Dai is indeed a good employee of the company, knowing how to use his one month's salary in exchange for the glory of Konoha.

Look, he raised a finger. Wasn't this just for me to see?And if you show me a finger, doesn’t it mean one month’s salary?Is there a problem with this? There is no problem with this.

And Maitwei went back to recuperate for a few days and then went to the company to collect his salary for this month...

"Metway, right? After excluding the five insurances and one housing fund this month, you have no money." The person in charge of payroll took a look at the form in his hand and said slowly.

"What?? How is it possible! I tried my best to spread youth for the company for a month! Why don't I get a salary!!" Matt Wei was also confused.

"What this document shows is that you donated one month's salary for the glory of Konoha," the employee said, pointing to the document.

...

"No. 30 four games, George of Konoha Village, versus Black Zetsu of Konoha Village" The time has come for the second day of the game...

Hei Jue and George slowly walked onto the stage with firearms on their bodies and camouflage on their faces.

"The game begins." Jiaodu glanced at the two gadgets, and after saying that, he quickly found a place to hide. If these two gadgets fight, nothing good will happen...

"Mito, quickly bring the sealing array to the audience." After Kakuzu hid, he quickly called Mito.

"Taijutsu fighting, nothing will happen, right?" Mito asked doubtfully.

"No, look at those two things on the stage. There must be something wrong with them fighting. Hurry up, or it will be too late!" Kakuzu said quickly.

Mito glanced at Kakuzu in the audience with suspicion, but still formed a circle around the audience.

"George, how about this physical combat, let's compare our hands and feet with real guns and bullets?" Hei Jue asked with a smile.

"Okay, let's see if it's your AK ox or my double gun ox." George smiled disdainfully and took off two Desert Eagles from his waist...

Black Zetsu also took out his ak from behind.

Then...

After Dave sent little Fugaku to kindergarten, he came to the competition site and watched the scene...

Well...