Konoha's Crazy Dave

Everyone at the scene watched as everyone and everything on the field turned into a puddle of black water and they were grabbing at each other...

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"Hokage...this...is what you said..." Raikage Ai looked at Danzo beside him and asked with a sneer, suppressing a smile.

Danzo's face could not be darker...

I originally thought that Dave's appearance would improve the impression Konoha had just left on the audience... but you did this to me?

"come!"

"come!"

"If you can, please help me!"

"How dare you fuck me if you can?!"

"Come on! Let's pay each other!"

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Danzo really wants to go up on stage and give this guy a slap in the face, it's so embarrassing...

Konoha's face has been completely embarrassed by you two...

"Ahem!" Looking at the four rooster-headed figures next to him suppressing their smiles, Danzo couldn't stand it anymore and coughed twice, hoping that Dave would be more forceful.

"Forget it, I won't joke with you anymore," Dave transformed into a human again, put the cap back on his head and said with a smile.

"Humph" Hei Jue also mixed with A Fei again.

"Dave, don't blame me for not attacking lightly or harshly." "A Fei, kill me!" Hei Jue was busy talking to Dave, but behind his back he was talking about another person. So shameless...

Damn it, I, Hei Jue, am going to let you, Dave, know today that I, Hei Jue, am also a thing with a temper, bah, man, bah, Jue!

Hei Jue's painful life in the past few years is now vivid in his mind. He will beat Dave up today to vent his anger, otherwise it will be difficult to relieve the pain I have suffered in the past few years!

"Dung Escape. Giant of Dung!!" Hei Jue and A Fei looked at each other, then clasped their hands together and shouted loudly.

I saw the pitcher plants on the top of the head slowly secreting a yellow sticky substance, and then more and more of it separated, and finally the sticky substance fell to the ground like a river, and the ground looked like a lake. The sticky substance slowly flew into the air

Finally, a yellow goo giant more than ten meters high appeared in the field. Every move of the giant would scatter yellow goo.A Fei and Hei Jue were in the giant's head, with only half of their bodies exposed.

"Dave, know the pain!" Jue clasped his hands together and roared loudly.The giant punched Dave on the other side.

"How many cesspits did you dig into to save this?" Dave felt like vomiting just looking at it...

"Nine Lama, do you want to come out and play with him?" If Dave wanted to, there were dozens of ways to beat this guy in front of him, but this thing was so disgusting that Dave couldn't do it.

"Okay, Hei Jue, this kid, has done a lot since he got chakra. He hasn't even paid the protection fee for last month yet," the Nine Lamas in the sealed space said slowly with an evil smile.

"Leave it to you, let's see you perform, I'm slipping away!" Dave said and quickly handed over the control of his body to Jiuwei and returned to the sealed space.

Immediately, everyone on the field saw red chakra slowly overflowing from Dave's body... This chakra was so violent that even the four figures in the stands were shocked.

I saw the red chakra on Dave's body slowly wrapping Dave's body, nine red tails appeared behind him, and Dave's eyes also turned into vertical holes.

Then, Kyuubi, who was dozens of meters tall, appeared on the field.

"Madara, Dave, this is...Kyuubi, right?" Hashirama looked solemnly at the Kyuubi on the field, then looked at Madara beside him and asked.

"Yeah." Spot nodded, but he didn't look worried.

"Aren't you worried about Dave?" Hashirama asked anxiously, looking at Madara's appearance.

"You can grab something you can hold with one hand. What are you worried about?"

"That seems to be true. Speaking of which, Madara can be controlled by just glaring at him."

"Well, so, he is weak."

"Hmm, very weak!"

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Kyuubi said that although I was sealed, my ears are not deaf... Looking at the two people in the stands, Kyuubi was angry and helpless.

The four figures on the viewing platform were shocked, this... this is the Kyuubi...

Danzo nodded with satisfaction. Sure enough, Dave will not let me down. This is the correct way to open Konoha.

Hei Jue looked at Jiuwei, who was dozens of meters taller than him, and swallowed... The black life of the past few years suddenly appeared in his mind...

"Kyuubi! Go to hell!!" Hei Jue and A Fei looked at each other and became determined.

Then the two used all the chakra in their bodies, and the yellow sticky giant was also expanding at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Finally, the yellow slime giant and the height of the nine tails...

The giant stretched out two big yellow hands and suddenly hit Kyuubi in front of him. Kyuubi also stood up and grabbed the two big yellow hands with his two claws.

Now the two giants are fighting each other...

Kyuubi bared his teeth and glared at Zetsu on the giant. If that boy Dave hadn't told him not to use Tailed Beast Jade, he would have sprayed him to death with a Tailed Beast Jade.

At this time, I saw the giant's big mouth slowly opening, and yellow spheres slowly condensed in the mouth, and then suddenly erupted from the mouth, knocking the nine tails away, and violent smoke and dust were set off on the field...

"Hahaha! Kyuubi! What about your temper before!" Black Zetsu smiled wildly.

Seeing Kyuubi on the ground being beaten down by one of his dung balls, Black Zetsu had never been so happy!

"Boy, is there anything I can do? The tailed beast jade can't be used. This thing is too rampant!" Kyuubi was also angry and asked Dave in the sealed space.

"If you can't fight alone, let's fight in groups." Dave slowly turned his head and looked at the other eight tailed beasts in his body...

"What? You want me to help that stinky fox? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Shukaku was furious when he heard this.

"I'll give you three points less tax for this quarter at your Shukaku Gold Rush Shop, and the same goes for your other seven tailed beast shops."

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A moment later... Zetsu looked at the eight tailed beasts that suddenly appeared on the field...

Uh... is it too late for me to surrender now...

"Kyuubi! You don't have martial ethics! You have the ability to fight in a duel!" Black Zetsu shouted at Kyuubi over there.

"Single fight? Okay, if it's a one-on-one fight, you'll fight nine of us alone. If it's a group fight, nine of us will fight one of you." Kyuubi said with an evil smile on his face.

"Hey, hey, hey! Kyuubi! I'll pay you the protection fee for last month now!"

"Sorry, it's late, come on!"

"Ahhh!!"

The nine tailed beasts fought unilaterally... the scene was particularly bloody...

Especially when Jue's shit was beaten out...it's not bloody.