Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the Thousand Hands Station

"I heard that you have the ability to resurrect people?" Tobirama and Dave sat opposite each other.Tobirama asked first.

Yes, Madara explained this matter to Hashirama yesterday, and Hashirama held Dave's hope for Senju's future.Hashirama is also very happy, why is Madara so gloomy now?Why do you want to kill your brother so much?Wasn't it because his own brother killed Madara's younger brother?If Izuna can really be resurrected in the future, then the knot in Madara's heart will be untangled. Hehehe, then I will give the position of Hokage to others and go out with Madara every day.

Hahahahaha, Hashirama became more and more excited as he thought about it.I can’t wait to do it right away!He has already thought of the happy life in the future. Madara and I...sunrise and sunset...dance...eat...travel...sleep...hehehehahahahaha, Hashirama's idiotic smile makes Dave and Madara were frightened for a while.

Immediately, Madara was given a certificate to leave the village.Madara also went to Tobirama to ask for a kunai depicting the Flying Thunder God Technique, so that he could come back in time to continue fighting with Hashirama during the dance battle every afternoon.Tobirama also learned what happened from Hashirama, and quickly found Dave, even putting down the experiment at hand.

"I don't know. I can only say that I have this hunch." Dave shook his head. He was really not sure.And just because of such a small possibility, Madara was extremely happy.This shows how much Madara cares about his younger brother Izuna.

"Hmph, from now on you should stay away from the Uchiha clan, especially Uchiha Madara. Forget about that little girl Tsukimi, I think she is indeed pretty good."

Next, Tobirama explained to Dave in detail how Madara was evil, bastard, sinister, bad guy, and a series of bad adjectives.It also introduced in detail that the Uchiha clan is a naturally evil, bastard, sinister, bad, etc. family that should be exterminated, especially the contemporary clan leader Uchiha Madara... What about raping an old lady in her 70s? Bullying a 3-year-old child.That's really all he can do to change Dave's view of Madara...

Dave looked at the old father who kept talking in front of him, and really felt that if he were put in his previous life, he would be the leader of a pyramid scheme organization at least.After talking so much, Dave felt dizzy...

The next day, Tobirama and Dave and his son had a candlelit night conversation for the second time since they met each other. Dave didn't know how he spent the night last night... He was just thinking about a sentence in his mind right now. ..Evil Uchiha...

When Dave was brought to school by a flying thunder god, Dave saw Yuemei looking at him tenderly.The evil Uchiha who went to nm was almost brainwashed.

"Yue Mei, don't talk, let me sleep for a while... He's not a human being..." Dave walked up to Yue Mei, kissed Yue Mei's little face, and then lay directly in Yue Mei's arms. , fell asleep soundly...

Yue Mei looked at Dave in her arms and felt the moisture on her face.He smiled softly.Looking at the two dark circles under the corners of Dave's eyes, I felt very distressed. I stretched out my two young hands and gently helped Dave press his face.

Hiruzen on the side almost died of soreness when he looked at it...

He still remembered the conversation he had with his father last night

"Father, please help me get engaged! I have absolutely no objection!!"

"...It's useless for you to object...I've asked my clan members before, but no one wants to be engaged to you."

"Nani? Impossible! Father! Absolutely impossible!! I'm so handsome! And I'm so talented! How come no one wants to get engaged to me?"

"I'm also very confused. Look, your father and I are so handsome. You are my child. Logically speaking, you should be good. How come no one wants it?"

The result of this incident was that Hiruzen's mother unilaterally beat the two of them...and seriously told Hiruzen not to harm the girls in the clan at a young age. Hiruzen was so angry that he decided No dinner tonight!Hunger strike!The result was a mixed doubles beating from the parents.

"We won't have classes today. We will conduct an assessment to see how your learning results are over the past six months." Tobirama walked to the podium and saw his son sleeping without saying anything.After talking to him all night and staying up all night, he could hold on, how could Dave, a six-year-old kid, hold on.

Let him take a nap first and arrange his assessment to the last one.

On the training ground

Dave was still sleeping peacefully in Yue Mei's arms. Yue Mei had just called her younger brother Jing and Yue Mei to help Dave out... looking at Jing, she felt envious... envious of her brother-in-law's good luck. , to make my sister like it so much.His younger brother has never been treated like this...

"First match, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo," Tobirama said slowly, standing in the middle of the playground, looking at the children around him.

"Danzo!!" "Hiruzen!!!"

Gay friends come on stage with a passionate shout...

"Come on, Hiruzen, let me see if you have made any progress recently!" Danzo said coldly to Hiruzen.

"Hmph, Danzo, I'll let you eat a lot of chicken!" Hiruzen curled his lips disdainfully.

Then the two of them started fighting. There was nothing to describe. The two of them were just noobs pecking each other. You punched and kicked me. At most, Hiruzen used the Three Body Technique and a C-level Fire Release Ninjutsu. Then he was tricked by Danzo. Well, Danzo won.

"Duanzo!! I will never admit defeat! I will definitely defeat you next time!" Sigh... I really don't know what kind of tradition this is in Konoha... He's so cute and so cute...

"Danzo wins. The next match is between Akimichi Tōfū and Mito Monohan."

There is nothing much to say about this scene. The little fat guy Akimichi Tifeng unilaterally defeated Mito Gate Yan. Mito Gate Flame was born from a commoner and he had just cultivated chakra.How can you beat a family member?

After several battles, it was Yue Mei’s turn.

"Next game, Uchiha Tsukimi and Hinata Hinari" Tobirama continued.He was still writing and drawing in his hands. As a teacher, he was still very conscientious. After several competitions, he easily discovered the advantages and disadvantages of the losing and winning children.And after writing it out, I will think about what changes should be made in his teaching model.

"Uchiha clan? Humph, my Hyuga clan is the strongest in Konoha. You should give in as soon as possible." The cataract came up with a burst of ridicule...

"Hello... I... I won't admit defeat!" Yue Mei was a little nervous.After all, she is also from the Uchiha clan. Although she has a gentle personality, she is still a bit unwilling to admit defeat...

"Hmph, I'll be having sex with that loser Dave all day long. What skills do you have? It's better to give in early." Cataract snorted, mocking with disdain.

Young man, your road is narrow...

Tobirama frowned when he heard what this guy said.He, Dave's father, is still here, how dare you say that?Aren't you afraid that I, the teacher, will wear small shoes for you in the future?

Hiruzen, Danzo and Kagami also frowned. Does Cataract want to die?Dave, his brother and brother-in-law are here. Do you want to die?

"What did you say? I don't allow you to insult Mr. Dave!" Yue Mei was stunned for a moment, and then her eyes suddenly opened, and her pupils were extremely scarlet, surrounded by a magatama.Sharingan, open

There was an uproar on the field. This, this Sharingan is now open? ? ?Tobirama was also confused for a while, Yue Mei, is his future daughter-in-law so strong?He remembered that Madara didn't open his eyes so early when he was a child?Madara, you are such a waste!

"...Hmph! So what if the Sharingan is open! The Byakugan is the strongest! Take the move!" Cataract was also startled, but calmed down and rushed out suddenly

Tsukimi held a kunai in her hand and fought with her opponent.Maybe it was because Tsukimi's Sharingan had just opened and she wasn't familiar with it yet, and Tsukimi didn't really care about practice, so the opponent quickly found the flaw and knocked it away with a palm.

"Ahem...I...I don't allow you to insult Mr. Dave." Yue Mei slowly stood up from the ground, a trace of blood dripping from the corner of her mouth.

"Admit defeat, you can't beat me. Your veins have been blocked by my soft fist. Now you can't even use chakra." Cataract frowned and said very dissatisfied.

"I won't admit defeat!! This is for Mr. Dave!" Yue Mei endured the discomfort in her body and rushed towards the cataract.

And Cataract didn't even look at it, and was knocked away again with one palm.Yue Mei was beaten several meters away. Despite this, Yue Mei stood up forcefully, and a stream of blood flowed from the corner of her mouth.

"Okay, Hinata Hinari wins, let this end like this." Tobirama appeared on the field, stopping the fight from continuing.

"Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! Wake up! My sister was beaten!!" Jing saw this scene and hurriedly shook Dave, who was sleeping in his arms.

"What did you say? Yue Mei was beaten?" Dave suddenly opened his eyes and asked with anger.

Jing was frightened by Dave's look and quickly pointed down the field.

Then Dave stood up, looked down the field, and saw Yuemei with blood at the corner of her mouth and dust all over her body.He rushed over and hugged Yue Mei.

"Yue Mei, are you okay?" Dave looked at Yue Mei in his arms and asked with great distress.Isn’t it too late for his wife and his usual treasure?Does anyone dare to hit her?

"It's okay, Mr. Dave, it's just a small injury." Yue Mei smiled and shook her head.

"Mirror, call someone from the hospital to take a look." Dave said without saying anything, looking at the mirror on the stage.Jingye nodded quickly, walked to the end of the field, picked up his sister from Dave's arms, staggered her back to the audience, and called the hospital.

Tobirama just looked at Dave and didn't say anything.

"Did you hit me?" Dave turned half of his face and looked at Hinata Hinchen behind him and asked.

"Hmph, so what if I hit you?"

"Okay, you beat Yuemei until she vomits blood, I'll beat you until she vomits internal organs."