Konoha's Crazy Dave

"The second game is about to begin. Players please take your seats!" Kakuzu walked up to the stage and shouted.

Then the contestants came on stage

"Everyone is at your position!" Kakuzu slowly raised the gun in his hand.

"boom!"

"Referee Kakuzu fired! The contestants set off! Wow! Onoki, the No. [-] player of Iwagakure Village, bore the brunt of the attack! Immediately behind him was Chiyo, the No. [-] player of Sunagakure Village! Wow! She actually used her own Puppet! You are worthy of being the Wind Flower of Sand Hidden Village!!" Dave shouted in the commentary room.

"Psychic magic! Ape demon!" Hiruzen saw that he was thrown away so quickly, and he was very unconvinced.

Then Hiruzen bit his finger and a burst of white smoke appeared in the swimming pool.

"Hiruzhan, why did you ask me to come out?" After the monkey demon appeared, he found himself in the water and looked at Hiruzen very unhappy and asked.

"Become a stick! Hurry!" Hiruzen didn't say much to him, time was running out.

The monkey demon glanced at Hiruzen speechlessly, and then turned into a long and thick stick.

"Long!!" Hiruzen turned around and aimed the stick at the bottom of the swimming pool wall on the jumping platform.

The end of the stick was pressed against the wall of the swimming pool, and then Hiruzen held the stick in his hand and gradually lengthened it, gradually keeping up with the large army.

"Magnetic Release. Hands of Sand!" The Sandaime Kazekage formed a seal with his hands, and then a large piece of iron sand appeared under the swimming pool, transforming into hands, holding the Sandaime Kazekage and sneaking in the water.

"Oh oh oh! Everyone is starting to show off their skills! The difference between the top few is not big! There is still the last 100 meters! Who will No. 1 appear on!!!" Dave continued to shout. .

Jing is now ranked in the 20s. Looking at the 20 or so people in front, there is only the last 100 meters left.

"I'm sorry everyone, for No.1!"

“Unlimited shit reading!!!”

Unlimited dung reading, an advanced version of dung reading, was an idea that Dave suggested to him. After several months of experimentation, he finally completed this perfect pupil technique.

Dung Reading works on a single person, while Infinite Dung Reading targets multiple people.However, this pupil technique extremely consumes Jing's pupil power and chakra, and Jing's pupil power can only support him to use this pupil technique once a month.And after using it once, it will consume nearly 80.00% of the mirror's chakra.

"Oh oh oh!! The twenty or so people in the lead in the swimming pool suddenly started vomiting! What the hell happened! Oh my God! Ahem, Dave explained this is a warm reminder about contaminating water resources in public swimming pools. , this is very unethical! After this game, the Kakuzu referee will ask for compensation in turn!" Dave explained.

"vomit!!"

In the swimming pool, there was a sudden sound of vomiting, and the originally clear water suddenly became colorful.

When the dozens of players at the back saw this happening in front of them, they suddenly felt at a loss. They didn't dare to swim anymore...

Jingsha, with a pale face, smiled softly, landed on the shore very easily, and won the No. 1 place in this competition.

"Oh oh oh!! No. 1 has appeared! He is the No. 12 player Uchiha Kage from Konoha Village! He won this competition!" Dave cheered for him.

Although Dave knew that Mirror might have used that trick...well...

"It's not good! The first few players in the pool have fainted from vomiting, and a few players seem to be completely dehydrated from vomiting! Judge Kakuzu, hurry up!"

"Go! All medical expenses for everyone except Konoha will be doubled!" Kakuzu's eyes exuded a faint green light, and he waved his hands towards the nine small tailed beasts behind him and shouted.

"Copy that!" The nine little tailed beasts nodded, and then pulled off their security uniforms, revealing a nurse uniform inside.

The nine little tailed beasts had a clear division of labor. After a while, more than 20 contestants were all carried on stretchers and sent to the hospital.

After Kagami landed on the shore, he looked at Hiruzen, who was pale and still retching on the stretcher, with a full face of apology.

"Mirror! You!! You!! You!! Ugh!!" Hiruzen raised her finger tremblingly, pointed at the Uchiha Mirror in front of her, and shouted with a trembling voice.And before he finished speaking, he continued to retch...

"Sorry, sorry Hiruzen..." Jing Man smiled bitterly...

Oh, forget it, if you catch Hiruzen next time during the anti-pornography campaign, let him go.

Just as Jing was about to say this to Hiruzen, suddenly, several golden chains sprang out from behind Jing, wrapping him up in an instant. Jing still had a confused look on his face, but before he could recover, he suddenly He was thrown away by the chain.

Um...it's Mito...

Mito was also in this game... and he just happened to receive the infinite shit reading from the mirror...

Hmm... Mito is called training juniors. Is there a problem with this?This is no problem.

Since then, Jingyi has become famous in one battle and has completely appeared in front of the five major villages.

In the hospital... Onoki and the Sandaime Kazekage were lying on the bed...

Onoki shed painful tears from the corners of his eyes... This was the second time... He had experienced two terrorist attacks from horrible shit in just a few days.

"When you go back, raise the Uchiha mirror's threat level from A+ to SSS level!" The Sandaime Kazekage was lying on the side and said weakly to a young man beside him.

"Also, in the future, when the ninjas of Sunagakure Village are performing tasks outside and encounter Uchiha Mirror, they can give up the task! Don't provoke him!" The Sandaime Kazekage continued to add.

"Hey, that sweeper over there, help me get some water from downstairs!" Ohnoki sat up weakly, looked at the sweeper over there, and said weakly.

"Okay" Sweeping nodded, and then went to help him get the water.

After a while.

The sweeper took a cup of hot water and placed it next to Ohnoki.

Ohnoki picked up the cup and took a weak sip.

"Bastard! You're going to burn me to death with such hot water!" Onoki took a sip and spit it out immediately, throwing the glass of water towards the sweeper over there.

The sweeper wiped the hot water on his body, and then turned his head to look at Ohnoki.

"Uh...Master...Master...Master???" Onoki looked at this familiar face and asked with a confused face.

"Okay, you traitor." Wu smiled coldly, then walked slowly towards Ohnoki with a broom.

"Traitor, let's settle the old and new debts together," Wu said with a smile on his face as he gently tapped the broom in his hand.

"Cough cough cough!! Master! Master! You have to listen to my explanation! I..."

However, Wu Ziran would not listen to Ohnoki's sophistry, and then picked up the broom and swung it towards Ohnoki on the hospital bed.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Master! Don't slap me in the face!!!"

"You are a rebellious disciple. As a master, today you have to clear up the evil obstacles of your master for your master!!"

In the hospital, there were waves of wailing sounds...