Konoha's Crazy Dave

On the day of Ashina's birthday, the Daimyo Palace was extremely lively.

There are a bunch of red hairs in the hall...just three white hairs and one black hair sitting in the corner...

Dave was bored and kept eating vegetables, Sakumo was also sitting there bored and staring at the knife fan in his hand, and Kimima's eyes were rolling from time to time, and he was typing with his mobile phone in his hand, as if Something came to mind.If Matt Dai...

Matt Dai and a certain watermelon-skinned red-haired person kept looking at each other, their teeth were shining... It could be considered a different scenery in the hall...

After Ashina finished his speech and thanked everyone for giving him the honor to attend his birthday, it was time to give gifts.

Dave's gift was very plain...

The latest version of Aishen mobile phone, Aishen 6splus.The selling price is 10 silver taels...

Ashina took everyone's gifts, but looking at the small white box in the pile of gifts, he thought it was a bit novel... While everyone was chatting and eating, Ashina sat at Dave's table with his mobile phone.

"Dave, what is this?" Ashina held the mobile phone in her hand and looked at Dave in front of her and asked doubtfully.

Then, Dave taught Ashina how to use the mobile phone, how to play games, and how to recharge money in the game... Ahem, this is what Dave focused on...

Ashina registered a Penguin account, and his name was Uzumaki Ashina.Not long after he registered, several friend requests were sent to him.

A woman in love...a man named Shodaime Hokage...a Konoha Dance God...and a Ninja God Speed...

Love Woman: Uncle Ashina!

Uzumaki Ashina: Huh?Who are you?

Love Woman: I am Mito.

Uzumaki Ashina: Mito?Oh oh oh!It’s Mito!

Love woman: I wish you a happy birthday! (Emoji package, Q version of Kakudu holding a happy birthday plaque in his hand)

Then, Uzumaki Ashina and Mito chatted for a long time. Ashina also had a smile on his old face. He hadn't seen this child for a long time since the establishment of the village between Uzumaki Country and Konoha.

The First Hokage: Uncle Ashina, I wish you a happy birthday! (Emoji package, Q version of Hashirama holding a happy birthday plaque in his hand)

Konoha Dance God: Happy birthday, old man.When will you die? (Emoji package, Q version of Madara with his hands folded and a cold face)

The speed of the ninja world: Happy birthday, Uncle Ashina. (Emoji package, Q version of Tobirama Environmental Protection with cold hands and face)

...looking at these three people... no matter how old Ashina is, she still knows who these three people are...

Ashina didn't care that much and chatted happily with a few people.

After chatting for a while, Ashina pushed out the penguin. Inadvertently, Ashina saw something called Konoha Farm. Out of curiosity, Ashina clicked on it suspiciously.

After completing the novice guidance, the old man happily planted a few vegetables. Because he was a novice, the vegetables he planted only had 1 minute to mature at first. The old man put down his mobile phone and chatted with Dave beside him for a while.

When the old man took out his mobile phone again and opened Konoha Farm

[Dear farmer, during your absence, your friend Ninja quickly stole 100 cabbages from you]

The veins on the old man's head popped out... Huh~huh~ Forget it, maybe that kid Tobirama was careless.The old man comforted himself and thought to himself, he planted a few cabbages again, this time it will take 10 minutes to mature...

After the experience just now, Ashina really couldn't keep his eyes away from the screen for a moment. Dave on the side wanted to pick up a dish for Ashina to eat, but seeing Ashina's appearance... Dave shook his head helplessly. Eat it yourself...

3...2...1....

Ashina used hand speed that shouldn't be possible at his age and frantically clicked on the cabbage on the screen...

"Fuck!! How can this phone still be stuck!!" The screen suddenly got stuck, and the old man was so angry that he cursed...

When Ashina deletes the game from the background and clicks on it again...

[Dear farmer, while you were away, your friend Ninja quickly stole a hundred cabbages from you]

Ashina is very confident in his own strength. It took him no more than two seconds from clicking to delete in the background to opening the game again... In other words... that boy Tobirama was just staring at his vegetable patch... Stuck and stolen...

A shadow gradually appeared on Ashina's face..

Seeing the old man's appearance, Dave quickly taught him how to use his "money" ability to stop him from stealing food... Ashina felt relieved when he saw a dog sitting in his yard...

But thinking about the two incidents just now, Ashina is still a little angry...

"Dave, can I go back to Konoha with you?" Ashina looked at Dave and asked slowly.

"Huh???" Dave was stunned for a moment, why are you going back to Konoha with me?

"I haven't seen Hashirama Mito and Tobirama for decades. I'm already sixty and I don't think I have much time left to live. I want to see them." Ashina said with a hint of sadness. Said in a tone of voice, but I don’t know why the tone became heavier when talking about Tobirama...

"Okay, but are you the only one to come back with us?" Dave thought, this is a good opportunity to kidnap people... ahem, that plan can be implemented.

Ashina glanced at Dave, smiled and shook his head.That’s all.

So, Ashina and Dave talked about the list of going to Konoha, but when Dave said that he wanted to take the children from the orphanage back with him, Ashina was confused.

But I didn’t say anything. Most of the children in the orphanage are the children of ninja parents who died in the mission in the Country of Uzumaki. No one knows the situation in the Country of Uzumaki better than Ashina, and Konoha, too, the children If you go there, you will grow up happily.

The same goes for Akai, Ashina looked at the child's burst of youth... Well... Let's go to Konoha... In the past two years, there have been many children in the Country of Uzumaki who were almost led astray by this child...

As for Nanako, Dave argued with Ashina for a long time before getting Ashina to let go.

So, Ashina's son got up the next day, and when he was still a little dazed, he suddenly received the news that he had become the daimyo of the Land of Whirlpool, and asked him to get up quickly to take over, and then work...

When Ashina's son looked at the documents that filled an entire room, his face was really "smiling"...

Ashina also left a letter to his son. The general meaning is that I am going to Konoha to retire, and the country of Uzumaki will be left to you. I will come back to visit from time to time.Well, come on, son!

Ashina's son was even more "touched"...