Konoha's Crazy Dave

In Konoha, in addition to the famous hand-made Ichiraku ramen stall, there is also Gyuuki grilled squid.

If you like something lighter and want to enjoy quiet and delicious food, I recommend you to go to Ichiraku Ramen Stall.If you like something a little more spicy, you can go to Niugui Grilled Squid.

However, the customer flow of Niugui Grilled Squid may not be very good these two days.

The reason is that the Sandaime Hokage strongly condemned the Ushiuki BBQ restaurant on the Konoha forum... He has been there twice... Each time, he looked at the toilet waterfall. If the Sandaime Hokage hadn't realized that Ushiuki is a tailed beast , don’t argue with him, otherwise this guy must look good.

In order to take care of someone's feelings, the Konoha Forum has launched special label authentication, such as Danzo's Konoha Forum account. Originally, Danzo's account only had more than 100 fans, but now there is a golden light under his page. The five-letter symbol of the shining Sandaime Hokage.

Every time Danzo posted a message on the forum, he would be promoted to the top of the list. In just a few days, Danzo's forum account already had hundreds of millions of fans.You must know that the total population of the entire Fire Country is only over 100 million.He won't mess around. Now he will only post some comments about Konoha's reform system on the forum and call on people to participate in discussions.

There are also, for example, someone's first-generation Hokage and Ninja God's logo, Tobirama's second-generation Hokage's logo, and Madara's Ninja Shura logo.Mirror's scary shit and Uchiha clan leader's logo, Nara Yuya's fire country daimyo logo, Kakuzu's black-faced ghost logo, Dave's kidney-loving company president and Tsukimi's president's wife logo.

Speaking of which... Kakuzu's fans are the highest... reaching a terrifying number of 100 million fans... You know, there are only a few million people in the entire Fire Nation. According to Dave's statistics, the entire Fire Nation has There are more than 300 million users on the Riaishen Company network, including more than 150 million users on the Konoha Forum. One can imagine how popular Kakuzu is in the Land of Fire.

That's right...this "explosion" of Kakuzu...the style of painting is a little different.

Others, such as people on Dave’s forum, are very friendly and greet you. When will you release a new game, Boss Dave? What will your child’s name be, Boss Dave? What is your company, Boss Dave? Isn’t it necessary to do something else...

As for Kakuzu...

I want the dragon-slaying knife: I c**** you, fuck you ****, I c**** you ****, a black-faced bucking ghost!You return my hard-earned money!

There is absolutely no charge to play the game (Legend of Ninja v15 user): Damn the black-faced buckster!Don’t try to use anything in the game to tempt me to top up my money again!impossible!There's no way I'm going to put a penny into your damn game! !

Money means life. You will never charge money to play the game: Crossing the Ninja World will release a new Kage-level weapon in two days. Are you sure you don’t want to take a look?

You will never recharge money when playing games, and it will be your life:... Damn it! ! !

Let me go: Black-faced buckler!Brother!uncle!Please let go of my wallet!I really have no money at all!Woohoo!I can't pay the rent this month just to buy skins, and I'm still living in an Internet cafe!Woohoo!

Well...they are all cordial and friendly "greetings" from the citizens of the Fire Country and the villagers of Konoha Village.

After Dave and the three little guys finished eating ramen, the next day was the time for them to gather to do the task.

Dave Geyou was lying on the rocking chair in the courtyard. Sakumo and Kimima beside him were already numb with boredom waiting...

"Did Dai have something to delay him today?" Dave felt a little bored and looked at the two people aside and asked in confusion.

If it was Junma who was late and asked them to wait, Dave would probably not have any doubts, but it was Matt Dai who was late. This made him confused. The child's whole body was full of youthful aura. He didn't think about this kind of thing. It will definitely not disappoint, but what happened today?

"...I don't know, he didn't reply when I sent him a message just now." Sakumo shook his head helplessly.

"Pah...pah...pah..."

Just when everyone was confused, a shuffling sound suddenly came from outside the wall, and the three of them looked towards the door in confusion...

At this time, a strong gust of wind blew by, making everyone unable to open their eyes. When everyone looked at the door again...

A green figure appeared at the door...

I saw Matt wearing it or some Matt wearing it... The green leather tights on his body turned into... uh... green vest and... green shorts... and he was wearing slippers...

"...What kind of look do you have??" Dave looked at it in a daze and asked with a confused look on his face.

"Hey, brother Dave! I was inspired by this while watching your passionate battle yesterday. After I returned home, I stayed up all night discussing the passionate youth with my father! I'll let you see my changes later!" Matt Dai His teeth flashed and he raised his thumb.

...

I already feel it...

In order to prevent himself from seeing the eye-catching scene in his imagination today, Dave specially found several D-level tasks at the task commission office, and went to the fields to collect bankers...

Dave took the three little guys and ran to the employer's field. After the employer explained the situation to the three people, Dave handed over the task to the three people. He ran to the side chatting with the employer and eating watermelon, claiming to be a supervisor. ...

None of the three people have any opinions, no one else, just get used to it...

The three people divided the work evenly, and then Matt Dai took charge of the piece of land closest to the forest edge and began to put away the banker...

Comrade Kakuzu has discovered in the past two days that the food at home seems to be gone. The rice that boy Dave sent a few years ago cannot be eaten. Ha, I knew that boy was a sinister boss. One day I will expose him. Instead.I care about giving gifts to my subordinates, but I give them this kind of rubbish.

Comrade Kakuzu found the field closest to home. He turned a few familiar paths and walked to the most remote field. Well, I, Kakuzu, have dedicated my life to Konoha for so many years, so it is not too much to take some food. Bar.

"Thief!!" Just when Kakuzu put his hand on the food...a roar came...

"First door, open the door. Open!!!"

“Slippers Lotus!!!”

Kakuzu was so swayed by the shadow-like slippers that he couldn't find his way...

"Huh...huh... It seems that this thief is not simple... Close the second door, open it!"

"The third door, the living door, open!!"

"Huh...huh...this is my limit...feel the suffocation of youth!! Vegetable thief!!!"

"Powerful prelude. Slippers whirlwind!! Ah fight!!!"