Konoha's Crazy Dave

Danzo's home, within the Shimura clan's territory

"Why is there a scar on your face?" Mi Lu closed her eyes tightly, caressed Danzo's face, touched Danzo's chin, and asked doubtfully.

She clearly remembered something that hadn't happened before.

"He was attacked by the Sandaime Kazekage," Danzo said calmly.

"Brother! You are going to be Hokage! Are you excited?" At this time, Dave ran to Danzo's house and shouted carelessly.

"Cough cough cough...I didn't see anything, you go on, call me when you're done!" Dave walked in and saw the scene of Mi Lu touching Danzo's face. As soon as he walked into the room, he coughed twice and turned away. .

"Ah? Is someone coming?" Mi Lu quickly put down her hand and asked.

"...Come in" Danzo shook his head helplessly and shouted towards the door.

"Hey, Milu, why are you at Danzo's house? Are you two?" Dave lifted the doorframe, exposed his head, and asked with a smile.There was an aura of gossip in his eyes.

"...She lost her eyes. It's not convenient to live alone at home, so she moved to my place and I took care of her," Danzo said with a headache.

This crazy woman originally planned to have two eyes transplanted to her, but this woman didn't want it, saying that it would be good.Danzo's left eye is wrapped in a bandage with a seal drawn on it. Mito sealed it for him. It would be easier to untie it if used.After all, the Sharingan is a burden to him.

"Oh~ I understand, I understand, hehe, you are about to become the Third Hokage, are you excited?" Dave glanced at the two of them with a half-smile and said with a smile.

"What? Naruto???!!" Danzo was stunned for a moment, then asked excitedly.

"No, Nidaime-sama, hasn't he just been in office a few years ago? Why is it my turn?" Danzo came back to his senses and asked doubtfully.

Let’s not talk about the time when Nidaime took office. Just look at the mirror in front of him. Both Dave and Dave are more competitive than him. Why is it my turn?

"The second generation is already fifty, and he is already a little overwhelmed. The rest of the village is the third generation, so he just wants to give up his burden. As for me, I abstained. You know me, I don't even bother to care about these things. Now I have a headache just being in charge of the Senju Clan. As for Kagami, he is also preparing to take over as the leader of the Uchiha Clan. With the addition of Hokage, he can't bear it." Dave explained with a shrug.

"Then Hiruzen?" Danzo was stunned for a moment, thinking of Hiruzen.

"As for Hiruzen...the senior management discussed it and thought it would be better for you to be Hokage. So Hiruzen..." Dave said helplessly.

"But you don't have to worry. Hiruzen's performance in ANBU is very good now. After two years of training, he will be able to serve as the head of ANBU," Dave said with a smile.

Danzo nodded. Hiruzen, like him, had thoughts about Naruto. Now that the results have come out, it would be great if Hiruzen could have the position of ANBU minister in the future.

"Okay, Sandaime, I just want to inform you that you have to go to the Hokage Building this week," Dave said with a smile.

"?" Danzo was confused.

"Stupid, you have to replace everything, and the second generation has to teach you some things. It will probably take a week. Today next week is the day you take office." Dave rolled his eyes at him and said with a smile.

"Understood" Danzo nodded solemnly.He... Sandaime Hokage... I will definitely not let down everyone's expectations.

"Oh, by the way, when will you two get married?" After talking about business matters, Dave was about to talk about personal matters. Dave asked with a smile.

"Married? What kind of marriage?" Danzo was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion.

Mi Lu on the side blushed and said nothing...but after hearing Danzo's words, she turned her head in displeasure.

"....Ahem, I forgot to tell you. To become Hokage, you must be married." Dave saw this situation and said, "No, I, Dave, as a good brother, want to help you." A handful!

"What??? Why do you have to have such conditions to become Hokage???" Danzo was even more confused.

"Stupid, think about it, Hokage is a high-risk position. He is the leader of a village. Other villages will not be happy with you. Normally, you are probably assassinated just sitting there. So, the Shodaime-sama stipulated that Hokage You must have a wife, and you must have a child within three years, otherwise I will kick you out," Dave said blindly.

"What about Nidaime-sama? I remember he doesn't have a wife?" Danzo asked quickly.

"Where did I come from?" Dave kicked him and asked angrily.

Oh oh... Danzo remembered... the guy in front of him is still the son of the second generation...

"Well... you can make up your own mind." Dave looked at the two of them, smiled, and then left.

Brother Danzo, I can only help you so far.

Then, the atmosphere fell into embarrassment... Danzo didn't think about the Sandaime Hokage now... a wife's room... Where would he get a wife's room?You have to have a child within three years?Teacher, has he ever issued such an order? ?

This is making things difficult for someone in our group.

"...Ahem...Milu...can I ask you something?" After a moment of silence, Danzo looked at Milu and asked intermittently.

"I do, bah, what's the matter?" Mi Lu realized she had said the wrong thing, blushed and quickly changed her words.Danzo's tree is about to bloom?

"Which...just...do you know any unmarried woman? Please introduce me to it."

I, Danzo, will soon be the Sandaime, can't I find a wife within a week?Ridiculously funny.

".....You damn Danzo!! Fire Release. Fireball Jutsu!" Mi Lu gritted her teeth angrily.

"Hiss! You crazy woman! Why are you so crazy!" Danzo took a cold breath and hurriedly hid aside.

The result was... Danzo "willingly" proposed to Miru. Danzo felt that the wedding was just a formality, so he invited the right people. Well, he must invite the two Hokages over and let them see me. She has a wife, don't take away my Hokage qualification.Then we had a meal and that was it, Mi Lu had no objection.

Hiruzen and Kagami were at home, and suddenly received the news that Danzo was getting married. Both of them were confused... Danzo? ?he? ?Can he still get married? ?Are there any women who can fall in love with him? ? ?

Especially when Hashirama was busy with Madara, suddenly a message from Danzo came on his phone.

Guardian of Konoha's Roots (Danzo): Teacher, I'm going to get married soon. I have a wife. You must not cancel my qualification as Hokage!Oh, right!I will definitely have a child in three years!Never cancel my Hokage!

Hashirama looked at the messages on his phone with a confused look on his face...

Madara on the side saw this opportunity and killed him directly on the computer.Hashirama was even more confused... He directly blackmailed the person who protected Konoha and continued to fight Madara on the computer...

Danzo was stunned when he saw that the message he sent turned into a red exclamation mark...