Konoha's Crazy Dave

ANBU's underground...

"Leave it to Yayu and Gen for this mission," a masked man said slowly, holding a commission in his hand.

"What?? Can I change teammates?" Gen asked unhappily.

"I'm sorry, your teammates Monkey and Horrible Shit have not returned from their mission outside. This mission requires more than two people to carry out. The only free person in the ANBU is Yayu," the man said slowly.

"...Can I refuse to perform the task?" Gen asked speechlessly.

"Yes, but this mission is an S-level one, if you want to refuse to perform it"

"I execute, I leave now"

Danzo walked out of the room with the mission report... an S-class person... He had been in ANBU for a year or two, and he had never seen an S-level person before. This was his first time.

"Yo, Danzo"

Danzo walked out of the base, and when he heard the familiar voice coming from next to him, his head almost exploded...Why the hell couldn't this woman die during a certain mission?

He has been sneaking around in the ANBU base for the past two years, why is this woman still lingering?

"Haha, don't be like this, after all, I am also your teammate in this S-level mission," Mi Lu said with a smile.

"Shut up, call me Gen, carry out the mission, leave immediately." Danzo glanced at her with a headache and ran away first.

Milu smiled and followed Danzo.

At the border of the Kingdom of Wind, it is already night...

Mi Lu made a bonfire and sat aside. Danzo stood on the tree, observing the surroundings vigilantly.

"Duanzo, do I really hate him?" Mi Lu asked calmly, looking at the torch.

"Yeah," Danzo said directly without thinking.Damn it, for a person with a normal IQ, you still get angry while performing tasks?

The atmosphere was silent for a while...

Mi Lu suddenly covered her right eye, and then suddenly left here.Danzo was not surprised when he saw this scene. There must be something wrong with this woman, and she must not be simple. I am too lazy to care about her.

Until dawn, Mi Lu came back...

"Back?" Danzo asked calmly.

"Duanzo, let me teach you a ninjutsu," Milu said with a smile.

"Ninjutsu? What ninjutsu?" Danzo was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion.

"Izanagi"

When Danzo heard this name, he suddenly felt that it sounded familiar... However, he had been wandering in the darkness for the past two years, so he only felt that this ninjutsu was somewhat familiar...

"Can I not learn?" Danzo asked calmly.

"cannot"

"..."

After Mi Lu taught Danzo the technique of this ninjutsu, the two continued on their way. Danzo asked her what the nature of this ninjutsu was and what it did, but Mi Lu kept silent.Danzo didn't care.

The two arrived at Sunagakure. Their mission this time was worthy of being S-level, and it was actually to obtain the puppet technique of Sunagakure.

Since it is such an important thing, the first place the two of them thought of must be the safest place, the Kazekage Building.

On a dark moonlit night with high winds, the two of them broke in.

The two of them kept groping in the corridor, being very careful. After all, it was a shadowy building and there must be someone guarding it.

Danzo and Milu climbed out of the wall, climbed outside the wall to hide from the bright light, and kept looking at what was in the room through the windows on the wall.

The two of them looked at the third floor from the first floor. After seeing a pile of scrolls placed in the last room on the fourth floor, Danzo gestured to Milu, and then observed the structure and darkness of the room. Is there any old vagina b hanging somewhere?

The two jumped right in.

The two jumped into the room and bent down to observe the surroundings. After confirming that there was no problem, the two began to rummage...

At this time, Mi Lu discovered a book, "The Art of Puppetry".This book is very strange. It is not a book or a scroll, but is made of wood.Mi Lu slowly opened the wooden pages of the book out of caution.

"boom!"

"Ah!" Mi Lu lay down on the ground with a cry of pain. Danzo was startled and hurried over to check the situation.

Danzo looked at Milu who was lying on the ground covering one eye and wailing in pain, and then looked at the book that was still emitting purple poisonous gas, and was fooled.

"No! Someone has invaded the Kazekage Building!!" At this time, shouts came from outside.

"If you don't succeed enough, you will fail more than you do, so I knew it would be no good if I took you with me." Danzo was speechless, and quickly picked up Milu on his back and rolled out of the window.

"They ran away from the window! I will take my men to chase them! You go find Mr. Kazekage!" Several guards ran into the room and shouted while looking at the wide open window.

In the desert, Danzo was running ahead with Milu on his back, followed by a large number of pursuers...

Mi Lu took off the mask on her face and threw it out, then reached into her right eye socket, pulled out the eyeball that had been corroded by poison, and threw it out.Milu was lying behind Danzo, blood was flowing out from his right eye, and there was a smile on his face.

"Are you crazy? Can you still laugh in this situation?" Danzo turned around to check on his pursuers. When he saw Milu still laughing, he roared angrily.

Milu smiled and did not answer Danzo.

At this time, a figure suddenly appeared in front of Danzo, and several kunai made of black iron sand came towards him. Danzo did not notice, and then Danzo's chin was hit by the kunai, and the mask on his chin was hit. Broken, Danzo's chin was scratched with blood from the kunai.

Danzo quickly retreated, looking solemnly at the figure that suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Can't run away, it's the Sandaime Kazekage," Danzo said in a solemn voice.

"..." Mi Lu still had a smile on her face...

"You are still laughing, do you know that you are going to die?" Danzo shouted speechlessly.

"Duanzo...do you...believe me?" Milu tilted her head and looked at Danzo with a smile and asked.

"...Believe" this crazy woman, when did she ask such nonsense?

"You just go ahead and capture them," the Sandaime said coldly, looking at the two masked people in front of him.

Danzo looked at him coldly, preparing to put down Milu from behind and fight to the death...

"Remember that ninjutsu I told you, use that technique."

At this moment, Mi Lu, who was lying behind Danzo, said slowly.Danzo was stunned for a moment, but then he did as he was told.Then Mi Lu took out a kunai from her arms and stabbed Danzo hard in the heart. Danzo looked at Mi Lu in confusion, and then fell to the ground.

Seeing this operation, the Third Kazekage was stunned... Milu smiled gently at the Third Kazekage, but she was missing one eyeball and her face was bleeding. This smile made the Third Kazekage think it was a bit ferocious. ...

Then Milu stabbed the kunai into her heart and lay down next to Danzo...

The Sandaime Kazekage was dumbfounded. From which village were these people so ruthless?