Konoha's Crazy Dave

Tobirama slapped a hand hard on the desk in front of him

Damn it!This is simply unreasonable!Are the people in the game technology department of Aishen Company so blind?

That person is so big and has a fire escape!This is still a gun game!How about playing? ?You even blocked my account?

The more Tobirama thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he wanted to go beyond it, so he picked up his cell phone and called Dave.

When Dave in the Internet cafe saw the call from his old father, he thought he was here to check the post again. He was startled and hurriedly hid in the toilet of the Internet cafe.

"Ahem...Old father, what's wrong?" Dave answered the phone and asked in a low voice.

"Dave! There is something shady about your kidney-loving company," Tobirama said slowly, suppressing the anger in his heart.

"Huh? What's going on?" Dave was also stunned. The company actually had a shady secret?Why doesn’t my boss know?Dave's tone also became colder.

Then, Tobirama specifically explained how abominable that bastard who used fire escape in the gun battle game was, and how blind the people behind the scenes were, and how big of a fire escape you were, you told me he wasn't cheating. sign?They also said that I made a malicious report and my account was blocked? ?punish!Must be punished!Definitely catch that bug in the company!Give the company a better tomorrow!

"..." Dave, the company's worm, had cold sweat on his face after hearing this... This is really unlucky... Why is that man still an old father...

"Ahem, old father, please wait for my news. I will help you find out. I! Dave! I am the hope of the people! I will definitely give the people a fair explanation! Such a moth! I will definitely fight vigorously Find him and deal a devastating blow to him! It will definitely not chill the hearts of the people!" Dave said righteously, and then hung up the phone.

Tobirama burst into tears when he heard this, he was extremely happy, the child has grown up, such a just and responsible speech, oh oh oh, so touching.

After a few minutes

"Old father, I found it! The backstage technician is Kakuzu!"

"Yes, I understand. Do you know where he is now?"

"Well...he should be in the Internet cafe."

"Understood"

Then, Dave hung up the phone... and looked at Kakuzu over there, who was playing games without knowing it. Uh... Kakuzu is such a comrade... Just wish yourself well, the people will definitely not forget you.

Afterwards, Dave climbed out of the corner of the toilet and ran back towards home...

"Why is that kid so slow to go to the toilet?" Kakuzu was playing with Dave's account. Dave just said he wanted to go to the toilet... and asked himself to help him, but why is this kid so slow?Did he fall into a trap?

At this time, a white-haired figure appeared behind Kakuzu... Baimao looked at the character controlled by Kakuzu on the computer screen... Heh, let me tell you... it turned out to be you...

A moment later... Kakuzu entered the hospital again... The surgeon in charge of the hospital looked at the black line and was speechless... How many times did this guy come to the hospital in a month?It's almost catching up with that Uchiha Mirror's record.

The attending doctor arranged Jiaodu in a room. This time the hospital was prepared and put iron bars on all the windows...

In the end... people still escaped...

The attending doctor and the nurses looked at the holes on the ground... This seems to be the sixth floor... Uh... has this guy really dug through the sixth floor? ? ?

The third shit world war is about to strike... Hei Jue carries the cannon and finds his mother...

"Mom, will you be free later?" Hei Jue, wearing shit-yellow camouflage, looked at his mother and asked hopefully.

"....Yes." Kaguya was stunned... She seemed to have nothing to do today...

"Great! Mom! Can you go watch the battle between me and that bastard George later!" Hei Jue asked excitedly.

"War? You?" Kaguya suddenly felt something interesting. It seems that his own will has no fighting ability... His only two skills are the art of mayfly and the other is to control people's minds. He can also Join the war?

"Okay." Kaguya nodded. There was nothing to do today anyway, so let's go take a look.

"Hahaha! Great!!! Ah Fei! Mom will also go to watch the game today! Tell those White Jue people! You must show your full spirit!" Hei Jue laughed happily and picked up the phone to call Ah Fei. passed.

Then, Kaguya accompanied Black Zetsu to a forest in the back mountain of Konoha... The forest was filled with smoke... uh... the smell... something was wrong... Kaguya smelled the smoke in the air There's something wrong with the taste...

"Everyone! Assemble!!" Hei Jue walked to his side's battlefield and shouted loudly.

Then, a large area of ​​White Zetsu appeared in front of Black Zetsu.

"Today! Mother will also come to watch the battle! We must show our momentum! We must show our strength! Do you understand?" Colonel Black Jue shouted to a group of white Juedan guys below.

"Understood!!!" Zhongbai Jue shouted.

Kaguya glanced at these Bai Zetsu lightly, not bad, they looked like they were fighting.

"Mom, please!" Black Zetsu bowed down, and several White Zetsus brought out a leather seat. Black Zetsu stretched out his hand and asked Kaguya to sit down.

Then several Bai Zetsu brought a table and placed it in front of Kaguya, with a cup of hot tea and some fruits on it.

After arranging Kaguya, and seeing Kaguya nodding with satisfaction, Black Zetsu saluted Kaguya with a solemn face, and slowly turned back towards the trenches dug in advance...

I bet on my reputation as the commander-in-chief of the dung-picking brigade. This time, I absolutely cannot lose!

Seeing Hei Zetsu's upright figure leaving solemnly, Kaguya wanted to laugh...

in the trenches

"A Fei, how is it? Are there any zombies shooting on the other side?" Hei Jue looked at A Fei who was holding a ball of yellow in his hand and asked solemnly.

"No." A Fei's attention was entirely on the excrement in his hand.

"In that case, let me fire the first shot in this war! Give me the special version of Desert Eagle excrement that just arrived two days ago!" Black Zetsu nodded and handed it to a White Zetsu from the side. The pistol was in hand.

Then, Hei Jue stood up from the trench, stood on the sandbags on the trench, raised his pistol and aimed it at George who was enjoying tea on the opposite side.

"boom!"

George was drinking tea here, and suddenly...

A lump of yellow feces hit George on the head, knocking him away.

George stood up angrily and touched the clear particles of feces on his head.

At this point, the third fecal world war officially started.