Konoha's Crazy Dave

After everyone finished eating, Tobirama quickly asked Dave to help Yue Mei back to rest...

Yue Mei had a helpless smile on her face from beginning to end....

"From now on, the Senju clan will enter the first level of combat readiness!" Tobirama looked at Hashirama and said solemnly.

"Ahem... Well... Tobirama... I think... Tsukimi is only two months old... Isn't she a little impatient..." Hashirama coughed twice and asked awkwardly.

"Two months! It's already been two months! Isn't it urgent? The baby is due in eight months!" Tobirama retorted.

...

Hashirama and Mito looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly...

a month later..

"Olmo Olmo, this is the Blade, this is the Blade, report the situation of the target person, over" In a dark and small room, a pervert wearing stockings shouted with a walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Blade Blade, this is Olmo, the target person has not left the building yet, over"

"Beautiful! I'm going to the Internet cafe now, help me turn on the phone, over!" Dave excitedly took off the stockings on his head

It's been a month, he's been at home for a whole month!I haven't even stepped out of my house for a whole month!The old father had installed cameras all over the outside of the house. As long as Dave took a step outside, Tobirama over there would immediately receive the message and rush over to scold Dave...

Dave didn't go out for a whole month at home and was going crazy.Oh, except when Yue Mei wanted to go out and walk around twice, he still came out and walked around the station twice...

Originally there was a computer at home...but Tobirama heard that computers emitted radiation, even if it was very, very small, it could even be ignored.But when he learned that radiation would have adverse effects on pregnant women, Tobirama resolutely dismantled all the computers at Dave's home.

Dave was so angry that Tobirama confiscated his cell phone.I usually just watch TV with Yue Mei at home...well...you have to watch TV for a limited time...

Dave has already started to maintain his health at home... soaking wolfberry in a thermos cup, thinking about billions of dollars in the rocking chair in the courtyard...

Today, Dave is going to rebel!He can't stand it anymore!He wants to fulfill the will of the Akatsuki organization!Create a world with only the Internet!He is going to the Internet cafe!

"Giggle, come on, don't let your father find out later," Yue Mei said with a giggle as she looked at Dave's appearance.

She naturally also knew how hard Dave had been this month. He had been by her side all the time and couldn't go anywhere. Yue Mei felt a little pitiful for him.

"Hmm, mua~ If you have any emergency, please call me, or activate the flying thunder magic technique left by your old father." Dave kissed Yue Mei's face hard and said with a smile on his face.

"Go quickly," Yuemei looked at him angrily and said.

"Hey, let's go. By the way, I'll be back to cook in the evening. Don't do it. The fumes are bad for your health." Dave waved his hand, then jumped over the wall and ran out.

"Fuck! Whoever placed the hoe outside the wall has no sense of ethics at all!"

Yue Mei smiled helplessly as she listened to Dave's howling outside the wall.

A moment later, outside the Internet cafe, two perverts wearing stockings were squatting in the corner...

"Are you ready for observation?" Blade looked at Olmo and asked in a solemn voice.

"Well, I have already observed in advance. There is no spy or surveillance from your father here." Olmo nodded.

"Gogogo!" Blade gestured, and then the two of them rushed into the Internet cafe...

The network administrator Xiao Jiuwei sat slumped in his seat, holding the mouse in one hand and the keyboard with the other hand leaning to the side, clicking continuously, with a cigarette in his mouth...

At this time, two perverts who looked particularly ferocious against the backdrop of stockings suddenly appeared in front of the counter. The little nine tails were startled, and the cigarette in their mouths fell on their belly, burning their hair... .

"Holy shit!" Little Nine Tails quickly patted the flames on his belly...

"Turn on the machine," the two of them said indifferently.

Xiao Jiuwei saw that there was a piece of hair missing from his belly, and looked at the two of them very unhappy.

"50 silver taels for one hour, 30 silver taels for one hour for membership, one free hour for five hours, 7% off on holidays," Xiao Jiuwei said calmly, continuing to play the game in his hands.

The two looked at each other, took out the membership card from their arms and handed it to Xiao Jiuwei.

"Blade... Olmo?" Xiao Jiuwei looked at the two membership cards in his hand and swiped them on the computer... What's strange is that the people displayed on the computer were two perverts wearing stockings...

"Well, speed," Blade nodded and said solemnly.

Little Kyuubi waved his hand helplessly and returned the card to the two of them.

The two of them sat in front of the computer. Today is the day when the new game Crossing the Ninja World is launched. It will be launched on the Kidney Love game platform in 3 minutes. Dave clicks on the trailer to take a look.

Traveling through the ninja world, the dream of [-] million mice!

The game tells the story of the showdown between the two major mercenary groups in the ninja world, the Akatsuki Organization and the Root Organization.There are many modes in the game such as team mode, clan competition, blast mode, ghost mode and so on.Introduced an instant joining system in the form of "replacement for missing people"

Akatsuki: No one knows who founded the Akatsuki mercenary company, nor where its headquarters is.And so far, no one has found the person in charge of this company, and there is not even any morality or law that can bind it.

Root Organization: This mercenary company serves a specific country and village in the name of maintaining peace.They claim that they have the most righteous position, and if fighting goes against their beliefs, they will never be swayed by the temptation of more money.

There are only a few types of weapons inside for the time being... But... Dave clicked on the introduction of shadow-level weapons. There are more than a dozen shadow-level weapons in there... The lowest-priced one sells for 4888 silver taels...

"...What kind of shadow-level weapons did you design?" Dave looked at Kakuzu blankly and asked.

"Well, how's it going?" Jiaodu raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said with some pride.

Hehe, can a game that doesn’t make money be called a game?

[ak47-Tailed Beast’s Disaster] Price: 8888 silver taels..

[m4a1-Forest Hidden] Price: 8888 silver taels...

[AWM-Scarlet Sharingan] Price: 8888 silver taels..

[Kunai-Seal Lock] Price: 4888 silver taels...

[Katana-Money Comes First] Price: 5888 silver taels..

...

In terms of making money, you have to be the one...Kakuzu...you are the one with the talent...

"Ahem, Kakuzu, look, I'm the boss of the company. Isn't it too much for me to use the backstage to buy a few weapons for free?" Dave coughed twice and asked.