Konoha's Crazy Dave

Dave comforted the three little guys for a while.

"Okay, you go back to the Thousand Hands Station first," Dave said with a smile and looked at the three little guys.

Immediately, Dave turned his head and looked at Kakuzu

"Go, fuck him!"

Kakuzu nodded, took out the stockings from his arms, put them on his head, and took out his pistol...

"..." Dave was speechless...when did this guy become so funny...

But the two of them haven't walked out of the room yet.

Little Tsunade hurriedly ran to Dave.

"Take Tsunade with you!" Little Tsunade stretched out her arms to stop the two of them and said.

"..Leave this kind of matter to the adults," Kakuzu said helplessly.The kid is trouble...

"If Grandpa Kakuzu doesn't take me there... I will tell Uncle Dave that you just lied about the reimbursement expenses." Little Tsunade rolled her eyes and walked to Kakuzu and whispered.

"I think we should take her there. I have Alzheimer's disease recently and my memory is a bit bad. I have forgotten what that person looks like." Kakuzu looked at Dave righteously and said.

..You really think I'm deaf, don't you...

Helpless, the two brought little Tsunade with them...

Arriving at the Otsutsuki tribe's land... the young man was still chatting and spanking with several other young men, bragging that he beat up a ninja kid today and made a huge contribution to their plan.

Suddenly, two perverts wearing stockings and a child wearing stockings appeared here...

"Is that him?" Dave looked at Kakuzu and asked.

"Yeah" Kakuzu nodded.

"Yes, yes! It's him, it's him! It's him who kicked Jiraiya! Hit him, hit him!" Little Tsunade screamed in Dave's arms.

"...Little Tsunade, it's not good for you to be so violent." Dave was stunned and taught him carefully.

"We must convince others with virtue."

Then, Kakuzu and Tsunade stared blankly at Dave holding a brick with the word "German" written on it, and greeted the young man's face...

"I understand! I will also convince others with virtue in the future!" Little Tsunade said with bright eyes when she saw this scene.

Kakuzu wiped the cold sweat from his face... There is something wrong with Dave's education model... Then he quickly covered Tsunade's eyes to prevent her from seeing the bloody scene that followed...

After a while...

Dave wiped the sweat from his face and wiped off the blood on the brick with the German character in his hand using the clothes of the bloody young man on the ground.

Then, Dave put the brick in his arms.He picked up Tsunade who was on the ground and left here with Kakuzu.

Several other young people were too frightened to move...

"How about it? De brand bricks, made of alloy. The hardness is 999. Well... this one is dirty. I will give you a new one later, Tsunade. Just think of it as a birthday gift." Dave smiled and looked at Tsunade. said.

"Huh? Birthday gift? Is today my birthday?" Tsunade was in Dave's arms and was stunned when she heard Dave's words and asked in surprise.

"Hmm~ You little idiot, how can you even forget your own birthday?" Dave smiled, gently pinched little Tsunade's nose and said.

"Alas!" Little Tsunade's eyes lit up.

"Okay, I guess your grandpa and the others have already arranged it. Let's go to little Tsunade's birthday party." Dave smiled and put little Tsunade on his neck.He ran back laughing.

After a while, Qianju was stationed.

Little Tsunade pouted, tilting her little head and ignoring Hashirama in front of her.

"Ahem, little Tsunade, grandpa didn't lie to you just to give you a surprise!" Hashirama coughed twice in embarrassment and hurriedly comforted him.

"Hmph, okay then, Tsunade won't be angry," little Tsunade said with a hum.

"Hey, look, this is a gift from grandpa!" Hashirama chuckled and took out two scrolls from his arms.

"What is this?" Little Tsunade looked at the two scrolls in her hands curiously and asked Hashirama.

"No, this is a scroll for chakra extraction. As for the other one, hey, it's a psychic scroll. After little Tsunade extracts chakra and writes her name on it, she can summon Slug Immortal to help little Tsunade. Fight!" Hashirama introduced the two scrolls in his hand with a smile.

"Hashirama, did Tsunade let her refine chakra at such a young age?" Madara looked at Hashirama in confusion and asked.

"Hey, little Tsunade's physique is different from ordinary people. I have observed that little Tsunade is much stronger than many children of the same age. Her current practice of chakra will not cause damage to her body. , Hum, this is inherited from me!" Hashirama hummed twice to show off.

"Tch~" There were boos in the room...

Hashirama ran to the corner with a branch and drew circles... Well... let's ignore him for now.

"Little Tsunade, this is the Death Scythe. Well, consider it as your birthday gift." Madara took out a scroll from his arms, and his scythe was sealed inside.

"Motor! You're still talking about me!" Hashirama, who was squatting in the corner over there, heard this and asked in annoyance.

Madara just gave this guy a cold look... I'll have to deal with this guy tomorrow...

Madara also wanted to give other things...but he found that except for the scythe in his hand, he didn't give it away...well...the other precious things were all given to Dave on his previous birthday every year... .

Kaguya looked at little Tsunade...slowly walked up to her and put her hand on little Tsunade's head...

Little Tsunade felt her body suddenly warm and comfortable...

"I strengthened her physique, and she is just like you now." Kaguya looked at Hashirama and said slowly.

"Oh oh oh!!" Hashirama and Asura looked at each other with stars in their eyes.So grandma (ancestor) is so powerful!

The gift from Kakuzu was very simple and unpretentious, well... a [-]% discount coupon for the life of Aishen Company... For such a gift... Kakuzu felt distressed for several days...

Jiraiya gave Tsunade a few hundred silver taels and a greeting card. Tsunade looked at Jiraiya a little unhappy, why did you just give these?

Little Jiraiya looked a little lonely. He walked aside and silently ate the cakes on the table.

"Little Tsunade, I was originally going to give this money to Jiraiya so that Jiraiya could treat it as a gift to you. But Jiraiya didn't want it. He wanted to earn his own money and give it to you. This is Jiraiya. Konoha picked up bottles, the fruits of a month's hard work. And that greeting card, little Jiraiya is illiterate, but he cut those words off the newspaper one by one, and asked me to help him read and paste them on." Dave smiled, walked to Tsunade, knelt down and spoke softly.

Tsunade was stunned...looking at the lonely figure over there...it turned out...she hadn't seen him much in the past month...did he go to pick up bottles...

Dave smiled and stood up to leave.

Little Tsunade slowly walked up to little Jiraiya...

"Stupid... Idiot... thank you for your birthday gift... I like it very much" little Tsunade said somewhat uncomfortably.

"Hey!!! Is it true!!" When the lonely little Jiraiya heard this familiar voice, his little eyes gradually became brighter and he asked happily.

"Um.."

"Ahaha! Happy birthday to you, Tsunade!" Little Jiraiya hugged Tsunade happily.

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, her face gradually turned red, and she pushed Jiraiya out who was holding her...

"It hurts, it hurts..." With this push, little Tsunade hit little Jiraiya's wound...

"Ah! Are you okay! I didn't mean to do it!" Little Tsunade hurriedly ran forward, knelt on the lawn and asked worriedly...

"Hehehehe" little Jiraiya opened his eyes and turned his eyes slightly cunningly... Hehehe smiled...

"How dare you lie to me!!"

"Ah!! I really hit it this time!"

Seeing the two little guys playing, everyone had a smile on their faces...