Konoha's Crazy Dave

The next day

Hashirama expectantly pulled Mito, who had just woken up and was still a little confused, to sit on the sofa, ready to look at the advertising endorsement he had just shot yesterday.

"Ugh... Why are you waking me up to watch TV this early in the morning? Isn't The Temptation of Returning to the Village only shown at night?" Mito asked in confusion.

"Hey, I took some new photos yesterday, didn't I want you to see them?" Hashirama said with a smile and some excitement.

Mito nodded helplessly... still a little sleepy...

Hashirama turned on the TV expectantly... After watching...

Mito no longer felt sleepy at all...

"...You..." Mito looked at Hashirama blankly..

"How is it! Is my photo good?" Hashirama asked excitedly.

"...No...you look like a retard..." Mito shook his head...

Then, Mito's red hair slowly floated...

after a while

"I went to find Kaguya to rehearse the square dance. You pulled me up early in the morning to watch this kind of intelligence-reducing commercial. You filmed it yourself. Hum!" Mito clapped his hands and said with a little anger on his face.She could already imagine the expressions on her face when people who knew her and Hashirama saw this advertisement...

Why couldn't she think of marrying this guy in the first place!

After Mito finished speaking, he left here... leaving only the half-dead Hashirama on the ground...

the other side..

Madara got up and came to Izuna's house to have breakfast..

Don't think too much!I can cook!Well... it's just something that I don't bother to do... Izuna is used to it. After all, my brother likes to eat the food he cooks, so it's not too late for him to be happy.

The two of them sat at the dining table and had breakfast. Quan Nai turned on the TV. This was a habit he developed after buying the TV. He checked every morning to see if there was anything interesting on the TV.

"Hello everyone...I'm so mad..."

Hearing a familiar voice coming from the TV... Izuna was stunned... and looked towards the TV... Madara also looked over...

After a while, after watching the commercial, the brothers fell into silence at the same time...

"Pah..." The spoon in Madara's hand was clenched and exploded...

Watching the mosaic black-haired man on TV holding a golden machete and swinging it around so frequently that he felt as if he was having a convulsion...

Hmm... The frequency of waving is too fast... My face has become a mosaic...

Madara clearly remembered that he only waved a few symbolic times... Who made his movements like this?

Kodo...

"You eat first. I'm full. I'll go get busy first." Madara cleared away the spoon residue on the table and on the floor, picked up the sickle hanging on the wall and walked out slowly...

Quan Nai was still stunned... looking at the convulsing mosaic man on TV... Quan Nai... didn't know what to say...

In love kidney company

Kakuzu looked at the two commercials broadcast on TV with a satisfied smile on his face.

Not bad, that guy Dave is pretty good at editing videos.

Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of Kakuzu...

"Did you modify this advertisement randomly?" Madara's samsara eyes were filled with purple light and he asked with murderous intent.

Kakuzu swallowed. Just as he was about to explain that it was Dave's bastard boss who did it, his cell phone rang. It was from Dave.

Little Rabbit’s Husband: Don’t mention my name when they ask you, otherwise your dividends in the past few years will be gone!Oh, by the way, this is not a work-related injury and will not be reimbursed.

When Dave saw his uncle's miserable condition, he realized something was wrong and quickly sent a message to Jiaodu, fearing that he would betray him.

Kakuzu lowered his head and immediately after reading it, he smashed his cell phone. Veins popped out on his head.

Damn brat!He actually threatened me!This is hegemony!This is exploitation!This is oppression!This is the coercion of capital!I want to resist!I!Kakuzu!It is the hope of the people! !

Kakuzu took a deep breath

"That's right, I modified it."

A moment later, a group of lines entered the hospital...

On the street... Hashirama and Madara were walking down the street with masks and caps on their faces respectively...

"It's brothers!"

"Just come and chop me!"

Madara saw two kids on the street talking happily about this damn advertisement... He felt that he had acted lightly just now...

"Shenbao, it tastes great~" At this time, another child ran over and shouted.

"Madara...does the commercial I shot really look like a retard?" Hashirama burst into tears when he saw this scene, and looked at Madara and asked with a choked sob.

Madara was stunned for a moment and pointed to the store selling TVs over there...

There are several TVs placed in the glass cabinet outside the TV. The advertisement for Hashirama is currently playing on them.

Hashirama and Madara stood outside the glass cabinet and finished watching the advertisement...

How should I put it... Madara fell into deep thought...

Madara looked at Hashirama next to him who had twinkling little stars in his eyes... He opened his mouth... but he didn't know what to say...

"Uuwuwu..." Hashirama squatted in the corner of the glass cabinet and cried.

At this time, Madara's commercial was played on TV again...

Hashirama glanced inadvertently...

"Ah ha ha ha ha!! Who is this person with convulsions! Ha ha ha ha!! He has a stroke! Ha ha ha ha! What a ghost!" Hashirama was rolling with joy after watching the advertisement...

"...." Veins popped up on Madara's head... He clenched his fists...

A moment later, Hashirama entered the hospital due to a disabling fracture...

The patient in Hashirama's room is a black line lying on the bed...

"Hahahaha... Hello, my name is Senju Hashirama, how did you get in!" Hashirama laughed and looked at the black line and asked.

".." The black line cannot make a sound...

"Oh, I was beaten in... Wuwuwu... He's too much... I don't even know what I did wrong... Wuwuwu" Hashirama wiped his tears, full of misery said.

"..."

"..Haha..Maybe you can't speak..You know me, my name is Senju Hashirama, the first Hokage! Not the one who drank the kidney treasure"

"..."

"By the way, have you watched the TV series The Temptation of Returning to the Village?"

"Um..." This ball of thread tried its best to make a sound... Could you shut up?Medical expenses will not be reimbursed!Even if I pay for my own hospitalization, I will have to endure the torture of your chatty words!

"Oh haha! Yes, yes! That's the Thousand-Armed World Sage! I played him!"

"Well...!!"

"What? You want my autograph? Hahaha, this...ahem, where can I sign it for you?

"Well.!!"

"What? You want me to sign the money next to your bed? Um..Okay"

Let go of my money! !Kakuzu roared angrily in his heart.