Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the hospital...

The doctor looked at the black man in front of him, with a mop with feces in his mouth, and fell into deep thought...

"Can you take out the mop, doctor?" A Fei looked at the doctor and asked.

"It can be taken out...but..." The doctor gave Ah Fei a complicated look...but hesitated to speak...

"But what?" A Fei asked.

"But its mouth may be deformed, and the recovery time may be longer," the doctor said helplessly.

"Five five five five!" Black Zetsu purred.

"Oh, doctor, he said take it!" Ah Fei understood and nodded quickly.

Hei Jue looked at Ah Fei in confusion...

"Five five five five!"

"Oh, doctor, he asked you, do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?" A Fei understood again and looked at the doctor and asked.

"Five five five five???!!" Hei Jue wanted to slap this weirdo to death.

The doctor looked at Hei Jue on the hospital bed with a perverted look...

"Oh, doctor, he said he hasn't washed his underwear in months."

"Five-five-five??!" Hei Jue kicked Ah Fei out. I don't even wear underwear!

"..."I am a doctor...I am a doctor...The doctor kept murmuring in his heart...looking at Hei Jue on the hospital bed as if he was a formidable enemy.

Half a month later, everyone gathered at Hashirama's house because today was the day when the TV series starring Hashirama, Madara and Mito was broadcast.

Orochimaru had brought a satellite to the moon and launched it into outer space half a month ago. Television, this time-breaking thing, appeared in the homes of most villagers.

Kakuzu is having a lot of fun these days, including signal fees, money from selling TVs, and advertising booth fees on TVs.Everyone was so happy that they were bumbling.Even door-to-door delivery was done by Jiaodu himself in an electric tricycle...

Because there is still not enough time... Dave will write a script first, film a TV series and put it on TV, otherwise the TV will always be full of advertisements... ahem... it's a bit embarrassing...

"For all the pain of persistence in love

For all the wounds of hatred and persistence~" As a slightly sad female voice sounded... um... trailer...

"When Cinderella marries into a wealthy family! The happy fairy tale life turns into a phantom. Her mean and cold mother-in-law (played by Kaguya), her selfish and narrow-minded husband (played by Hashirama), her (played by Mito) struggling marriage, and even more... With the intervention of good sisters (Madara, well, he couldn't find any extra girls, so he let Madara wear women's clothes...ahem...), it was completely shattered! How could a weak and kind-hearted woman be forced by reality? There is no way out! Women in the village! Save the happy love-hate drama!

"The Temptation of Returning to the Village"! "

Against the background of the slightly sad female singing voice, the slightly magnetic voice of the male voice (Dave) slowly came from the TV

This set fascinated everyone

"Oh oh oh!! It's about to start!" Hashirama and Asura shouted in anticipation, each holding a bucket of popcorn in their hands.

"Watch it carefully, huh, this is starring Kaguya and I, and we haven't stopped for the past half month," Mito said with a snort.

Kaguya nodded.There was also a hint of anticipation on his face.This is her first time participating in something like this, and she really wants to see how well she can act.

"Oh? Is my mother also involved? No wonder I haven't seen my mother very much in the past half month." Hamura asked in confusion.

"Well, she must have done a good job as mother. Let's take a look together." Yuyi smiled and nodded.No, I have to discuss with Dave later to let my mother act more... I must not let my mother have extra thoughts on cooking!

"Mom's acting skills must be the best!! Suck!" Hei Jue nodded and said with a big mouth that was dripping with laughter.

After saying that, Hei Jue silently came to Dave's side.

"Dave, let's discuss it and bring me with you next time something like this happens," Hei Jue said in a low voice.

"Huh? Take you with me?" Dave was stunned for a moment and looked at the guy with his big mouth...

"Yes! You must take me with you!" Hei Jue nodded fiercely.

Normally it would be difficult for him to meet his mother. She seems to like filming this kind of thing. If I can participate and play the role of his son...

Then... Hehehe... The relationship between my mother and I quickly heated up... Hehehe...

Those of Hagoromo and Hamura, Asura Indra, get out of here!

"Ahahahaha!!"

Hei Jue's smile became more and more obscene... his laughter became louder and louder... as if a happy life was right in front of him...

"Spicy stuffing!" Madara and Indra looked at each other, and at the same time, a spicy stuffing sent Black Zetsu flying out.

"what!!"

"Dave, what's the general plot?" Quan Nai looked at Dave and asked.

"In the eyes of people around them, Uzumaki Hinaru (played by Mito) and Senju Shixian (played by Hashirama) are an enviable model couple. They are talented and beautiful, a perfect match, but every family has a book A difficult sutra to recite. With the passage of time, the romantic feelings at the beginning of marriage gradually faded and were replaced by various practical problems in life. Pinru was criticized by her mother-in-law (played by Kaguya) for never being able to get pregnant. Daily life is full of bumps and bruises."

"At the same time, Uzumaki Pinru's best friend Uchiha Ellie (played by Madara) who was studying in a foreign village suddenly returned home with a little boy Hatake Shan En (played by Sui Ren), and Shan En turned out to be Shixian's biological flesh and blood. Ellie In order to restore the lost love, he did not hesitate to declare war on his friends. And Pinru is also getting tired in this continuous family and love war."

Dave said slowly in a magnetic male voice...

The atmosphere fell into silence...

But soon, the drama began.

Everyone sat on the sofa and watched the TV series together... Yue Mei and Dave sat on the carpet, Yue Mei leaned in Dave's arms, and the two watched the TV series and whispered...

Asura found Indra and lay in Indra's arms, laughing... Indra was helpless... alas... who made him my younger brother...

Hashirama looked at Mito and then at Madara... Well... he found Madara. The two of them sat together and chatted about the plot. For example, my acting is better than yours, but your acting is not as good as my Hashirama's. of...

Tobirama and Izuna sat together, taunting each other from time to time...

Mito looked at the loving young couple on the carpet, and then at Hashirama who was chatting with Madara over there... Veins popped up on his face... What a piece of wood... There was no other way, she could only Chatting with Kaguya.

Just watched it all night.

There is a plot in it, the sentence of Senju Shixian (played by Hashirama)

"You are so flirtatious"

This evening left an indelible image in everyone's hearts...

When Tobirama and Izuna saw Hashirama's face now... the words "You are so coquettish" came to mind involuntarily...