Konoha's Crazy Dave

(Warm reminder, this chapter may have some bad scenes, readers please put down the food in your hands)

At seven o'clock in the morning, Tobirama got up, packed everything, and opened the door.

Tobirama closed his eyes, ready to breathe in the fresh morning air, but after taking the first breath, no, why does this smell so bad?

"Crack..." Suddenly, another lump fell from the door frame and landed on Tobirama's white hair.

Tobirama's body trembled slightly... A trembling hand touched his head... I hope it wasn't what he was thinking...

Tobirama caught something sticky in his hair... Tobirama suddenly felt blank...

"Black Zetsu!!!" "George!!!"

Dave's house

"Well~ Good morning! Little Rabbit!" Dave opened his hazy eyes, but he did not see the imaginary figure next to him.

Dave got dressed, made the bed, stretched, and slowly walked out of the room.

Dave walked into the living room and heard the busy sounds in the kitchen. He smiled softly and walked into the kitchen lightly.Looking at the figure busy chopping vegetables in front of the kitchen counter, Dave stepped forward and hugged her gently from behind.His head rested gently on her shoulder.

"Ah~ are you up?" Yue Mei was startled, but she quickly came to her senses without turning around and asked with a smile behind Dave's back.

"Hmm~ I could smell the aroma even when the room was more than ten meters away from the kitchen. It made me greedy. It looked very appetizing." Dave said with a smile.

"mua~" Dave kissed Yue Mei's face.

"Ah! You just got up, go and wash up! Your mouth stinks!" Yuemei scolded angrily.

"No, no~ I will kiss you~muamuamua~"

"How bad are you!"

Maybe some kind of strange being couldn't stand the two people fighting in the kitchen. Suddenly, a piece of shit-yellow stuff was thrown on the glass of the kitchen window.

This frightened Dave so much that the two stopped fighting. Dave slowly walked towards the window to see what was on the window...

Looking at the golden sticky substance sliding slowly downward on the glass, there were watermelon seeds inside. Looking carefully, there were tiny sesame seeds hidden in it... Dave looked at this familiar composition and smelled the... You can all smell it.

"Ouch!" Dave immediately lay on the ground and vomited wildly... Is it so exciting this early in the morning? ?Who can withstand this shit? ?What bastard is so wicked as to throw this thing at someone's kitchen glass? ? ?

Dave struggled to get up and quickly pulled Yue Mei out of the kitchen.

"Ahem, Yue Mei, you go back and take a nap, I'll clean up those things," Dave said, looking at Yue Mei with a pale face.

"...No, you look so bad, why are you still cleaning up? You go back and have a nap, I'll clean up." Yuemei shook her head, looking at Dave's pale face and said anxiously.

"Shut up! Go back and rest! You don't have to worry about not being energetic all day long if you wake up so early. Go back and get some sleep. I'll cook the meal." Dave stretched out his finger and put it on Yue Mei's lips and whispered softly.

"Okay" Yue Mei gave Dave a gentle look, kissed Dave like a dragonfly, and left here.

Dave slowly turned back to look at the kitchen, as if facing a formidable enemy...

Dave suppressed his nausea and cleaned up the golden lump on the glass. He also made some breakfast using some vegetables that Yue Mei had cut just now, put it on the table and left here first.

Damn it must be those two things.court death!

In the cesspit battlefield

"A Fei, tell me how the battle is going!" Hei Jue was covered in gold, but he didn't care about it. He looked at A Fei aside solemnly and asked.

"Huh? Is this feces? It's a pity that A Fei has no mouth, otherwise he would have tasted what he tastes like. Oh, the battlefield is currently in a state of anxiety, and the opponent is basically not afraid of trauma like us, but if we can If their brains are taken off, they will die." A Fei held a lump of gold in his hand and fell into deep thought...

"If that's the case! Inform all the people in the dung picking brigade! Only attack the opponent's head! Remove all the heads of those disgusting zombies!" Hei Jue took out a piece of dung from the cesspit and slapped it hard. The ground roared.

As a result, the situation on the battlefield gradually changed. Hei Jue discovered the opponent's weakness and launched a strong attack, but George was unhappy.

"Damn it! Second Battalion Commander! Where's my damn Italian cannon!!!" The zombie army looked at them with their heads hanging off one by one. George couldn't stand it anymore!Use thermal weapons!

Soon, two giant zombies appeared behind them and slowly walked out pushing a cannon.

"Fire!!" George stepped on the sandbag with one foot, pointed at Hei Jue's position and shouted.

The two giant zombies jumped down from behind. Two little zombies who were shorter than George took out some gold from the manure pit and stuffed it into the barrel. Then the giant pulled the valve.

A powerful and smoking golden cannonball hit the Black Jue camp, causing great damage to the camp.

"fire!!"

"fire!!!"

George looked at this scene, his blood boiled in his heart, and he roared heartbreakingly.

"Damn zombies!! You are shameless! You actually used weapons!!" Hei Jue saw this scene and called the other party shameless.

"Leader of Black Zetsu! Our White Zetsu has been bombarded too much!!" At this time, a White Zetsu walked in and said nervously.

"Damn it!!!" Hei Jue slapped the table hard.

But no matter how angry Hei Jue is, he doesn't have hot weapons and equipment.There are only human heads... uh, no, dead heads...

At this point, the first dung world war ended, and the zombies won... Hei Jue and George discussed compensation. The final result was that Hei Jue's dung picking brigade could only collect 20.00% of the village's dung in the village, leaving the rest. 80.00% of the total is borne by zombies...

"Hopefully, we can maintain peace for a longer time," George said with joy on his face as he shook hands with Hei Jue.

"Yeah" Hei Jue nodded, looking at this little dwarf very unhappy. He lost this time because he didn't have the equipment. When Hei Jue has the equipment, I will come to discuss an explanation with this thing. !

The two of them didn't care at all about the golden color on their bodies, well, it seemed like it was already on their bodies.Forget it, just go back and wash up.

"You two have finished talking." At this time, two tightly wrapped white hairs appeared here. The two white hairs had a fierce look in their eyes, as if they were coming with bad intentions.

"Who are you two?" George looked at the two white hairs who suddenly appeared and asked very unhappily.

"you guess?"

"Ahhhhh!!"