Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Hey, can you tell me what feces smells like?"

...

In Tobirama's experimental base... a crowd of people gathered around an experimental table, on which sat a thing with a Uzumaki face and a body covered in white... It had no facial features, but it could make sounds...

"Where did this thing... come from??" Hashirama asked Madara, looking to the side in confusion.

"Things tested with your cells..." Madara shook his head and said helplessly.

"Things made with my cells...then isn't he my son?" asked the witty Hashirama, his eyes brightening.

"Son? You are my mother! Mom!!"

The thing on the experimental table jumped and fell on Hashirama.

"You are the mother...then he is the father! Dad!" Then, this thing looked at Madara on the side. It seemed that the first thing it saw after becoming conscious was Madara, then...you are the father!

...

Dave looked at this familiar white thing from behind...his face was speechless...

Because Hashirama has been hospitalized for the past two days, Madara usually has nothing to do. He thought of the ugly man's face on his chest and Hashirama's cells, so he came to Tobirama's experimental base to mess with Hashirama with Tobirama. Cell, come up with such a thing.

"By the way, Mom and Dad, can you...can you tell me what feces smells like? And what does it feel like to defecate?" This thing asked, tilting his Uzumaki face and looking at the two of them with a puzzled expression.

The smile on Hashirama's face stopped abruptly, this guy... is so weird... Also, why am I a mother?Madara is the father!

Madara raised his eyebrows helplessly...

"This is the most special one among all the experimental subjects... the rest are okay. It can communicate independently, but it is not as intelligent as it is." Tobirama shrugged and said helplessly.

"Since it is so special, let's give him a name. How about calling him A Fei?" Dave said with a smile.

"A Fei! Is my name A Fei?" A Fei tilted his head and asked in confusion.

"Well, you can call me Fei from now on." Tobirama nodded.

"Oh~ Ah Fei would like to ask, what does it feel like to have a bowel movement?"

"...Hei Jue, come to the experimental base." Dave immediately called Hei Jue. Hei Jue should take care of this matter.

"No, I'm busy here." "That Hei Buliuqiu one, yes, it's just you, there's still some dung here, come and take it away!" "Right away!" came the sound of communication from Hei Jue's side.

"If you don't want free labor, forget it," Dave said with a pity.

"Wait for me! I'll be there soon!" Hei Jue hung up the phone, put aside the manure load, and rushed over here.Free labor!He has always wanted to get one!

after a while

"Bai Jue?" Hei Jue looked at the familiar thing in front of him. Wasn't this the thing his mother made with the sacred tree thousands of years ago?How come this thing appears here?

"Huh? You look like Ah Fei, except you are so dark. But my name is Ah Fei! Not Bai Jue! By the way, do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?" Ah Fei looked at Hei Jue in front of him and used his hands to He asked, gesturing with doubt.

"...."This thing is so weird...

"By the way, there are still a bunch of Bai Jue over there, leave them to you, we don't care," Dave said, pointing to the warehouse over there.

...

in the afternoon

"Today! Our dung-picking brigade is officially established!" Hei Jue carried a flag with the four characters "dung-picking brigade" sewn on it and looked at the white people in front of him and shouted.

"Oh!!" Zhongbaijue raised his hands and shouted.

"A Fei! From now on! You will be the captain of the feces picking brigade! Don't you want to know what it feels like to have a bowel movement? You will feel it through hard work!" Hei Jue handed the big flag in his hand to A Fei beside him, full of satisfaction He said with a heavy face.

"Yes! Ah Fei listens to the order! Ah Fei will definitely understand what it feels like to have a bowel movement!" Ah Fei saluted, took the flag from Hei Jue, and said with a heavy voice.

"I will be the commander-in-chief of the manure-picking brigade from now on! The one who issues orders to you! By the way, the money earned from manure-picking must be handed over to me every day! Do you understand?" Hei Jue turned his head and looked at Zhongbai Jue shouted.

"clear!!"

"Let's go! The first team! Konoha East! Start from the house of Widow Ueda! The second team! Konoha West! Start from the Senju clan! The third team! Konoha North! Start from the Uchiha clan! The fourth team! Team! Konoha Nantou! Starting from the Hyuga clan! Let’s go! gogogo!!” Black Zeebiao shouted with his hands.

"Bleeding, sweating, but not excrement! Shedding skin and flesh, but not losing a load! Long live the dung-picking brigade!! Long live the Black Jue leader!!" The White Jue brigade shouted slogans and advanced in four directions.

Black Jue looked at the White Zetsu who were scattering in all directions, and looked at the unprecedented grand occasion of the large number of White Zetsus. Hei Jue nodded with satisfaction.

From now on, I, Black Zetsu, will control the shit in Konoha!No one is trying to take my job away from me, Black Zetsu!

Wait for my mother to come back!Unify the ninja world!The excrement of the ninja world!They will all be controlled by me, Hei Jue!a ha ha ha! !Hei Jue was thinking wildly in his heart...

It’s like what Dave said!Um...what are you talking about? ...uh...right!I!Black Zetsu!Monopolize feces!

"What are you doing here? Why don't you follow me and pick up shit together?" Hei Jue looked at Ah Fei who was still in a daze and asked in confusion.

"A Fei is thinking... what it feels like to have a bowel movement..." A Fei squatted on the ground, his face full of thought... Although you can't see his face...

"Get out! Follow up and pick up the dung!" Hei Jue kicked him up. Ah Fei looked at Ah Fei bitterly, then randomly found a team and ran over carrying a big flag.

When Hei Jue saw that there was no one around, he nodded with relief. Then he took a rocking chair from somewhere and lay on it, shaking the cattail leaf fan in his hand constantly, his face full of contentment.

I finally understood what that kid meant by the capitalist’s happiness.

the other side

"Boy, can you bring over the other zombies in my world to help me? There are only a few people at Orochimaru, and they are too busy." Zombie King George called Dave and said very unhappily.

"Uh... OK..." Dave was stunned for a moment, OK, he can control these things anyway, and he's not afraid of causing any trouble.

After hanging up the phone, George smiled evilly, Hey, wait until my zombie army comes to this world!It will be up to me, Elgar George, to have the final say!Hahaha! !When the time comes, that damn little Dave, I will make him pinch my feet and hit my back every day!Hahaha!

"Orochi Lu, I'll leave for a while." George said hello to Orochi Lu and left here first.