Konoha's Crazy Dave

After handing the weird zombie to Madara and Hashirama, the two left here.

Dave smiled and was about to go back to the room to have some warmth with Yue Mei, when his cell phone rang.It was brought here without a fight

"Sexually transmitted disease man, you are a bit disrespectful. You didn't come to my wedding yesterday." Dave answered the phone and asked angrily.

"Oh, our alliance's Silver Promotion Tournament was held yesterday. Is your wedding as important as my Silver Promotion Tournament?" Wu's voice came from over there.

"Damn it, my wedding is not as important as your silver promotion match," Dave roared in confusion.

"Um..No.."

"Ahhhh!! You bastard!!"

"Hahaha, why don't you come to the Internet cafe to play games? I played in the promotion match yesterday and didn't make it through the whole day." Wu's laughing voice came from the phone.

"Fuck! Just wait for me! I have to trick you today. You will stay in Bronze for the rest of your life!" Dave hung up the phone with a roar and walked towards the Internet cafe.

Ever since, the two of them had been fighting in the Internet cafe all day...

"Damn! You are really cheating! The silver I just bought a few days ago is worth a piece of bronze with you!" Dave and Wu walked out of the Internet cafe door, and Dave roared angrily.

"Haha, it can only be said that you are too good. What does it have to do with me?" Wu said with a disdainful smile.

"...Your mouth is getting more and more poisonous...Do you take poison every day?"

"Well, I knocked a lot."

"...Let's go get something to eat..." Dave rubbed his eyebrows with a headache and looked at a popular stall and said.

Niugui grilled squid..

"Hey, Master Niu, here are twenty skewers of grilled squid!" Dave walked into the store, looked at the busy Niu Gui Niu and shouted with a smile.

Niu Gui turned his head when he heard this familiar figure, holding a pipe in his mouth, and nodded helplessly..

This free prostitute is here again... Oh, he did another 20 times in vain...

"Have you tried grilled squid? Iwagakure's cannon?" Dave and Wu sat down, and Dave thought about mocking Wu.

"The most high-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods." Wu said lightly...

"Master Niu is busy cutting squid for two hours every day. He puts the cut squid on expensive Hashirama wooden skewers that exude a light wood fragrance. Then Master Niu puts it on the grill that has been heated at high temperature in advance. Pour in a regular bucket of 200 silver taels of high-grade kidney-loving peanut oil. After that, Master Niu uses his exquisite grilling techniques to constantly turn and stir the squid meat to make every part of the squid meat just right. Finally, sprinkle with cumin and sprinkle with The secret sauce, a peerless squid, is cooked. It is delicious and the meat is chewy. You can only taste it carefully but not swallow it whole. Well, I often eat here before." Tu said in a magnetic voice. said.

"...Brother...have you considered finding a class in Konoha..." Dave looked at Wu dumbfounded...

"No, why am I, a Iwagakure, looking for a class in Konoha?" Wu shook his head. He originally came to Konoha to eat, drink and have fun... No, it was to promote friendly exchanges between the two villages. What was he looking for? Class.

"I think you can be a host on a TV station in the future..."

"What is a host..."

"It's nothing...it's just a bit suitable for you...wait until the TV comes out later. How about hiring you with a high salary of 500 silver taels a month?"

"Ha, as expected of you, boy. 5000 silver taels."

"600!"

"4500!"

...

Master Niu served the two people's skewers and gave Dave an unhappy look at the free prostitute.Turn around and leave.

"Hey, kid, can you stop asking for my grilled squid skewers all the time?" Niu Gui received the message from the clone in Dave's sealed space, and pulled Dave into the sealed space very unhappy and asked. .

"...I didn't prostitute for nothing... Didn't the money I spent on the kebabs be reduced to your monthly rent?" Dave said helplessly as he looked at the cow ghost in front of him.

"You fart! Then why did I pay more last month!"

"...I don't know about this... Just ask that black-faced devil..." Can Dave say that he secretly increased his own share?Well, dump the blame.

"Damn it! Let that black-faced buckle ghost stay away from me!!" Niu Gui roared angrily when he heard the name.

"..If it really doesn't work, you can go find the guy named Danzo Shimura..Well...he is also involved in this matter." Dave was stunned for a moment, then shook it off.

"Shimura Danzo? Okay, I understand." Niugui murmured the name, and then drove Dave out.

"Tsk, this guy is so rude, he pulled me in and kicked me out," Dave said unhappily after he came back to his senses.

"Fuck! You are so shameless! Have you finished eating??" Dave looked at the empty plate in front of him and roared with anger.

"Hiccup, um, smells good"

"Ahhhh!! I'm so angry!! You bastard!!"

"Master Niu! Give me another 30 skewers!! Damn it, you can't even eat a skewer this time!"

When Niu Gui heard this prostitute shouting again... his heart hurt even more...

Then, Master Niu slowly looked at his tail with a fierce look...Don't you like having sex for free...

After a while, Dave was also full, but it was strange why the skewers tasted strange. Maybe he had eaten too much.

"Master Niu! Here are sixty skewers." This is it. The Will of Fire trio came in, Hiruzen looked at Niu Gui and shouted.

"Are you Danzo Shimura?" Master Niu looked at Danzo and asked with a fierce look in his eyes.

"...Uh uh...yes" Danzo looked at Ushiuki with a confused look on his face and nodded...

"It's okay." Niu Gui smiled, but there was something wrong with this smile...

When Danzo went home in the evening, he spent the night with Maokang.

The sad Danzo felt this and wrote a poem "Looking at the Maokeng Waterfall" in his heart.

On the Hokage Rock...

Dave and Wu sit on the pillar heads and blow in the wind...

Wu took out a seal scroll from his belt, opened the seal scroll, and found a beautifully wrapped gift box, and handed it to Dave.

"Boy, wedding gift."

"Hey, it seems you haven't forgotten it yet." Dave was stunned for a moment, then smiled and took it...

Dave slowly opened the gift box...