Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Eight billion plus six artifacts!" Jin Jiao gritted his teeth, stood up and shouted.

"Damn it! 150 billion!" Tobirama's old father was still howling.

"Sorry, Hokage of Konoha, our Akatsuki organization is still more interested in the six artifacts," Dave said speechlessly.

"200 billion!!"

"300 billion!!"

"400 billion!!"

"Come here, drag the Hokage out! Isn't this here to cause trouble!" Dave looked at Tobirama, who was completely free in front of him, and shouted to the side.

Kakuzu behind the scenes quickly took off his black cloak, put on his stockings and rushed out, dragging Tobirama out who was still howling...

"Ahem, the troublemaker has been dragged away, may I ask you two?" Dave smiled, looked at the gold and silver horn in front of him and asked.

"...Let's give it now..." Jin Yinjiao always felt that something was a little wrong... but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

The two took out several seal scrolls and threw them to Dave in front of them. Dave also threw the water gun in his hand to Jinyinjiao.

"Happy transaction. By the way, our Akatsuki organization is also engaged in arms trading. Our reputation is guaranteed. The Tsuchikage, Kazekage, and Mizukage have agreed to use it. Anyone who is interested can give us the code at the black market stronghold below Tiannokuni. .Goodbye everyone!"

As Dave spoke, he slowly retreated behind the scenes and gradually disappeared.

"How is it? Are my acting skills good enough?" Tobirama asked with a smile and looked at Dave in front of him.

"Well... it's perfect... From now on, the Konoha Oscar statuette will belong to you..." Dave nodded helplessly...

Tobirama put his hand on Dave's shoulder, and the two of them left here.

A macho man wearing stockings looked at this with a confused look on his face...

The two of them arrived at the station on the Cloud Hidden battlefield.

"Now that Sunagakure and Kirigakure have been resolved, only Kumogakure is left. However, there may be some internal problems with them. They said they would ask me to go there to negotiate peace tomorrow afternoon. I will go and take a look. "Okay." Tobirama thought for a while.

"Negotiating? Ask you to come over and take a look?" Dave was stunned for a moment, thinking of some bad things, and shuddered hard.

"Let me go and take a look with you. If there is any emergency, I can also help you." Dave thought for a while and said slowly.

The way Gold and Silver Kaku looked just now, it was very likely that he was launching a coup to attack his old father and the second generation Raikage.

"No, just wait at the station for me and Quan Nai to come back. Quan Nai will go with me." Tobirama saw that his precious son was so worried about him, and he smiled sarcastically.

"As soon as the matter on Kumogakure's side is over, this ninja world war will come to an end. However, this is a bit too fast, it hasn't even arrived in two months. By the way, it seems that you will be 16 next week It’s my adult birthday, um, then I’ll solve it quickly,” Tobiso continued.

"Okay, just watch it yourself." Dave thought for a while and agreed.

This time, Tobirama didn't have the six oil bottles he brought with him in the original work. He only brought one, Izuna. With Izuna's strength, well, Dave was relieved. Even if the two of them couldn't beat him, Tobirama would be fine. No worries, the two of them can run away with just one Flying Thunder God.

In the afternoon of the next day, Yunyin Village was the scene of the peace negotiation.

"Welcome, Hokage," the second generation Raikage looked at Tobirama coming in front of him, smiled and greeted him.

The second generation Raikage felt a little tired... Let's negotiate a peace quickly. This is a big deal. Kirigakure, Iwagakure, and Sunagakure have all withdrawn, and they are the only ones left here. Originally, they thought that Madara and Hashirama would support each other. If they can no longer go to the hospital, who knows that these two people can still go to the battlefield.Both of them came on stage, and he even gave a shit on his side.

Tobirama nodded, and the two of them sat opposite each other and began to discuss without saying any more nonsense.Gold and Silver Kaku stood behind Raikage, with a slightly ferocious expression on his face. Izuna stood behind Tobirama, looking at the two people in front of him, feeling something was wrong. He put one hand behind his back, ready to form a seal at any time. .

Half an hour later, the two of them came to an agreement, and Tobirama didn't say anything loudly, and the compensation was [-] million yuan.Raikage is also a cheerful person. It's only [-] million. Compared with the damn black-faced deception money before, this is nothing.

"Hopefully, we can maintain peace for a longer time." The two stood up and shook hands.

"Have you finished discussing it?" At this time, just as Tobirama was about to leave, Golden Horn said slowly.

"Golden Horn, what do you mean!" Lei Ying suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart and shouted loudly.

"Now that you've finished discussing it, just stay here," Silver Horn said slowly with a fierce smile on his face.

The Raikage immediately retreated and stood with Tobirama and the other two.

"Let you see! The real artifact! The Water God Spear!!" Jinjiao smiled wildly, and slowly took out the flashy "Water God Spear" from behind.

Izuna tilted her head and looked at the so-called water gun in Jin Jiao's hand... This... Isn't this the water gun that the children in the village often use when they play with water in the summer? ?

Tobirama said nothing, just watching the two of them pretending...

Lei Ying looked at the two of them solemnly. Is this the Water Divine Spear? Damn it, I would have taken it back if I had known it.These two people have the blood of the Immortal of Six Paths and can use artifacts. I asked them to keep them for use yesterday.Who knew that the two of them would do something like this today.

"Water God Gun!!" Jin Jiao pointed the gun at Raikage, shouted with a arrogant face, and pulled the trigger at the same time.

"biu~" A small line of water hit Raikage's face...

The atmosphere on the court seemed a bit awkward... The smile on Jin Jiao's face stopped abruptly...

"Brother, you are wrong, he should still have a spell to use!" Yinjiao on the side quickly snatched it from Jinjiao's hand and said.

"Miska! Muska! The Immortal of Six Paths appears!"

"biu~"

"Miska! Muska! The Immortal of Six Paths appears!"

"biu~"

"Miska! Muska! The Immortal of Six Paths appears!"

"biu~"

"biubiubiu!!"

"enough!"

A vein popped up on Tobirama's head... He stretched out his hand and slowly wiped away the water droplets on his face... Although he felt that these two people were a little pitiful and had been cheated by his precious son, he still felt that his IQ was being deceived by these two people. The person was pressed to the ground and rubbed repeatedly...

...

"Flying Thunder God. Eight-foot Magatama!"

Dave, who was packing his things at the station and preparing to go back, heard the voice coming from Yunyin and swallowed slowly...

Old father... Bah... Are those two at Jinyinjiao okay... It's rare to see such honest and straightforward customers...

Damn it, I should have known it would have tricked these two more.