Konoha's Crazy Dave

On a dark and windy night, in a dark basement

"Secret signal" a man wearing a black red cloud cloak stood outside the door and shouted as he looked at the three people arriving in front of him.

"...Balala Little Demon Fairy's whole body has changed~ Let me give you some honey~ Chirmi~"

The three people looked at each other, and finally the two people behind pushed the person standing in the front out.The man stood in front of the man in embarrassment for a few seconds, his face reddened and he made some strange movements... Finally, he made a heart sign to the man...

"Ouch!" Except for the person who was pushed out, three people, including the man, immediately lay on the ground and vomited wildly.

"Cough cough...cough cough cough...please...please come in..." After lying on the ground and vomiting for a while, the man stood up, opened the door behind him, and let the three of them walk in.

The three of them walked in the dark passage, and then a door appeared in front of them again, and the person at the front slowly opened it.

"Welcome...please" the door was pushed open, and the decoration inside was very simple.

It's just a table, three chairs in front of the table, and one person sitting behind the table.

"That's enough!" One of the three couldn't stand it anymore, walked up and slapped the table hard and shouted.

"Ahem, Danzo, don't be so grumpy. I will be your leader in the future. Why don't you just let me pretend to be this? I don't understand the world at all." The chair behind the table slowly turned around. , Dave smiled awkwardly.

"The Hokage didn't call us here just to see you pretending to be bad!" Uchiha Kaoru walked up, slapped his hands on the table and shouted.

"Also! What kind of weird code did you come up with!" Hiruzen Sarutobi also stepped forward, slapping his hands on the table and drinking.He's the one who yelled out the code just now... Chew Mi~

"Ahem, you don't give me any face. Huh. Okay, you three have joined the gang. Danzo, you will be the poisonous scorpion from now on. Hiruzen, Seth, Mirror... um... you are already terrorists, no need "Title" Dave looked at the three people in front of him as if they were forced into a palace... and said very unhappily.

"What is our mission?" Danzo then sat down and looked at Dave and asked.

"You three have different tasks. You go to Sunagakure to inquire about information. Horrible Shit goes to Raigakure Village to inquire about information. Seth, you go to Iwagakure Village to inquire about information. Well, that's it. There is already a smell of gunpowder in the ninja world. You can inquire about it. Are you planning to take any action against Konoha?" Dave nodded and told them the mission of the three of them.

"By the way, here are the costumes and weapons for the three of you. Remember to take them with you." Dave took out three sets of costumes and weapons from below and handed them to the three of them.

"Are these stockings for us to wear?" Hiruzen saw the stockings in this set of equipment at a glance, took them out and asked in confusion.

"Well... bah, I asked you to wear it on your head. The organization has limited funds and the hood has not been made yet, so let's just use this thing first," Dave said helplessly.The organization's funds are limited...it's true...the funds are all in Kakutuna...

"Is this a gun?" Danzo asked doubtfully, holding the gun in his hand.

"Yes, it seems that Danzo you are still keeping up with current events," Dave said with a smile.

"How's the power?" Jing asked.

"Seven steps away, the gun is fast."

"What about within seven steps?"

"The gun is fast and accurate"

"..."

Watching the three people wearing stockings leaving, Dave smiled with satisfaction.

"Boy, you'd better change that password quickly." At this time, Jiaodu, who had been standing at the door as a guard, slowly walked in and shouted at Dave angrily.

"Change what? Isn't this pretty good?" Dave asked doubtfully.This code is so awesome, chirpy~

Kakuzu glanced at Dave faintly, took out his mobile phone from his arms, and played the video he just recorded to Dave... For the safety of the organization, Kakuzu, you must record the entire process... Well... this is what happened before Dave's original words... I have followed the leader's words. Is that wrong?

We are all good comrades.

"Ugh!!!" "Ugh!!!" "Ugh!!!"

after a while

Kakuzu stepped forward and knelt down, patting Dave's back gently, with a look of gloating on his face.

"Change! This code must be changed! It's too lethal!" "Ouch!!"

"Change it to what?" Kakuzu asked with a smile.

"One giao, I am in giao!"

The smile on Kakuzu's face slowly fell, and he took out his mobile phone from his arms again to play the video to Dave...

"I...I'm going to fuck you uncle...Kakuzu...vomit!"

No matter how much Dave vomits here...

"Father, I'm going out on a mission," Jing returned home and looked at his father and shouted.

"Go, go, don't contact me if you have nothing to do." Yang Jiang sat at a table, thinking about something.Hearing the words behind the mirror, he waved his hands a little irritably.

"Father, what are you doing?" Jing walked up to him in confusion when he saw his father like this.

"That bastard Maruboshi Ota has learned some kind of square dance in the past few days. Humph, a person with disabled legs can actually hang four people on his wheelchair! He has been showing off in front of me every day these past few days! What a bastard!" Uchiha Jiang shouted angrily.

"Uh uh... then, father, don't you want to learn square dancing?" Jing asked doubtfully.

"...I went to study with Mito-sama for a few days... I didn't learn anything... Mito-sama said I was too stupid, and even that disabled person Maruboshi Ohta learned faster than me, so he stopped teaching me." Uchiha said silently. After a while, he said slowly.

Jing Neng could hear a hint of jealousy and anger in his father's tone...

"Let's do this... I'll go to the Konoha forum to find some videos for you. You can learn from the videos." Jing thought about it and came up with this method.

"Huh? Okay!" Uchiha Jiang was stunned for a moment, and a smile appeared on his face.

The two of them sat in front of the computer. Uchiha mirror went to the forum and found a video for his father to learn square dancing.

Jing looked at his father sitting in front of the computer with a face full of thirst for knowledge. He nodded happily and was about to carry out the task. Suddenly, his father stopped him again.

"Jing, can you reply to these comments?" Uchiha Jiang stopped Jing who was about to leave and pointed to the comments below the square dance video and asked.

"Yes, you can reply." Jing was stunned for a moment, thinking it was something, but it didn't matter, his father could finally find the joy of retirement life.

Uchiha Jiang nodded, waved his hand impatiently, Jing smiled helplessly and left.

Ninja World Dance God: Is this kind of square dance considered dance?

Jingjing wanted to reply quietly to the Konoha Dance God: What kind of beast are you?Are you the only one who can comment on Mr. Mito's square dance?

Changjiang looked at his reply and smiled with satisfaction.He has no idea that the forum account he is using now belongs to his son...