Konoha's Crazy Dave

Ghost Lantern Huayue slowly entered Kirigakure Village with a group of lame genin.

Hashirama, who was wearing stockings on his head and had a distorted face, and Madara, who couldn't stand the tight stockings, casually scratched his face with his fingers, squatted in the grass.

"Madara, can't we go up?" Hashirama asked as he looked at Madara.

"Up" Madara really couldn't see Hashirama's current appearance, so he closed his eyes and nodded.

"Wait a minute, I'll play the song requested by the organization." Hashirama suddenly thought of something and quickly stretched out his hand to stop Madara who was about to step out.

A moment later, in Kirigakure's Mizukage building

"Damn black-faced bucking ghost, you bastard! One trip to Konoha cost Kirigakure more than a billion taels." Oniden Hanyue held the account book in his hand and roared with anger.

"Mizukage-sama, it's bad, two weirdos came at the village gate." At this time, two guards ran in from the office, looking nervously at the ghost lantern Xianyue and shouted.

"Weird? What's his appearance?" Ghost Lantern Huanyue immediately thought of two perverts wearing stockings on their heads and asked doubtfully.

"One of them wears stockings on his head, and his facial features cannot be seen clearly. The other... the other... seems to be Uchiha Madara from Konoha..." the guard said after thinking for a while.

"Xiao!" Ghost Lantern Huanyue slammed the table and stood up.This hateful organization had injured and disabled all the genin they brought to their village in Konoha, and now they all followed them to their village.

"You first organize the villagers to retreat. Gu, you come with me to have a look." Guideng Huanyue looked at the young man aside and said.

The young man nodded, and then the two of them quickly ran out of the Mizukage building.

Kirigakure Village Entrance

"I packed my bags back and forth, and the moment I left home, I knew that real life has too many special characteristics. If you see me, don't be too indifferent. I am sentimental, but passionate and unrestrained. In a hurry The world has no time to ask why..."

Hashirama and Madara stood at the door of Kirigakure. Madara was holding the stereo in one hand and Gatling in the other.

Ghost Lantern Huanyue took the young man here in a few seconds.

"Uchiha Madara? Senju Hashirama? Aren't you two in the hospital?" Ghost Lantern looked at the ugly man wearing stockings in front of him and Uchiha Madara, who was slightly coquettish at the moment, and asked in confusion. road.

"We are the Akatsuki organization. I am Swart, and this is Black Rose." Hashirama pointed at Madara and then at himself to introduce.

Ghost Lantern Huayue looked at Hashirama with a look that looked like a fool, are you making trouble with me?Can you two respect me?I'm not blind yet.

"Don't talk so much nonsense with him. Do it!" Madara glanced at Mustache coldly.

Then Madara slowly put down the stereo in his hand.

Madara picked up the Gatling, Hashirama picked up the bazooka...

The small village next to Kirigakure is very confused today. What happened over there? There seems to be singing...

I packed my bags...

This song is pretty good...

a few hours later

In the middle of the ruins of Kirigakure Village, Hashirama took off his stockings and wiped his sweat.Madara on the side put down the hot Gatling in his hand and put it into the sealing scroll.

"Let's go," Madara said, looking at Hashirama.

Hashirama nodded, and the two of them left in a hurry...

After the two left, the ghost lantern Huayue and the young man climbed up from the ruins...

"Ahhhh!! Damn Konoha!! Ancient! Arrange manpower to build Kirigakure Village immediately! After Kirigakure is built! Immediately launch a war against Konoha!!" Mustache roared angrily.

Because Gui Lan Huanyue had evacuated the villagers before, most of the buildings in the village were destroyed and there were very few casualties.

"But, Nidaime-sama, can we...can beat him?" The young man swallowed and asked doubtfully.

"Yes! Oh, you saw Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara go to Konoha before. Both of them have reached the point of being hospitalized. This time they are dispatched just to give us and the ninja world a shock. The fox pretends to be the tiger's power. That's all. Did you just see the two of them using Wood Release and Sharingan?" Mustache sneered, looked at the young man and asked.

"No." The young man shook his head.

"That's right, they just used the weapons in their hands. It can be seen that now they can't even use ninjutsu, and they can reach Kirigakure with a powerful crossbow." Mustache touched He stroked his beard, and his analysis was clear and logical. He seemed to have seen that it was time for him to step on Hashirama and Madara's heads and unify the ninja world.

"I see... then... Nidaime-sama... they can't even use ninjutsu... why... you didn't stop them just now... and took me to run away..." The young man nodded thoughtfully, and then became confused. asked.

"Ah, cough, cough, cough, cough... Gu, this... you are the third generation that the master decided to make before he left. It seems that you still have a lot to learn. This is not good. What I call Let them relax their vigilance and think that our Kirigakure Village is really rubbish, but after the village is built, we will give them a fatal blow to Konoha!" Mustache coughed a few times and said with embarrassment.

Mustache wants to slap himself a few times now...that's right...they can't even use ninjutsu, so why the hell am I running away?My village! ! !

No matter how much the mustache on Kirigakure's side regrets, Iwagakakure's side.

The two of them have already touched the bottom of the Tsuchikage Building

"Olmo, Olmo, this is the Blade, how is the situation there?" Dave was lying on the wall of the Tsuchikage building, shouting with a walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Blade Blade, this is Olmo, it's safe here" Angle's voice came from the intercom.

"Report the opponent's defensive strength" Dave said softly.

"There are two at the door, one is already asleep, and the other is holding three hundred silver taels in his hand, which was printed three years ago. One of them has wrinkles on the lower left corner, one is broken at the corner, and one is intact. Damn things, even the money is taken care of. Isn’t it good?”

"You are the bastard. I asked you to report the guard force. Why are you reporting the money in his hand to me?" Veins popped out on Dave's head. This scammer...

"Oh, two at the door, eight on the first floor, fifteen on the second floor, and twenty on the third floor."

"Can I go in and check the situation?" Dave asked.

"You can go in on the first floor, but not on the second and third floors. There are too many people. There is a guard standing at the door of almost every room."

"Can I get in through the outside window?"

"Yes, but the movements must be gentle. The people guarding the opponent are basically all chuunin and above."

"Go out, I'm on the third floor, you're on the second floor"

Dave was just about to enter a room on the third floor when suddenly a shout came from below. Dave was immediately stunned.