Konoha's Crazy Dave

Today is the last round of the Chunin Examination.

Dave and Yue Mei brought their three little ones to the site, which had just been built.

"Yo! This is youth!! I feel the blood in my body bursting! Brother Dave! Let me go! Let me fight the enemy of youth!" Matt Dai saw this lively atmosphere and was full of excitement. Roared passionately.

"Peanut drink and mineral water!" At this time, a dark figure walked by and shouted, wearing a green hat and a plate of snacks in front of him.

"Sit here honestly and give me your youth. Also, Hei Jue, why are you here selling things?" Dave stretched out his hand to press the watermelon rind and sat down, looking at the people passing by. Black Zetsu asked in confusion.

"Life is not easy," Hei Jue said calmly.

“…”

"Melon seed drink mineral water!"

Looking at Hei Jue's sad back, Dave felt like laughing...

"Boy, what do you mean when you say there are business opportunities here?" At this time, Kakuzu came over and sat next to Dave, asking full of doubts.

He was busy working on the Sun Wukong Flower and Fruit Mountain. The stinky four-tailed monkey was dissatisfied with this and that, and was beating the staff with a stick every day. What a bastard. Didn't he know that he would have to pay workers' compensation for injuries to staff?

"Have you brought the people you were asked to bring?" Dave glanced at Kakuzu and asked.

"I've brought it with me. They're all waiting behind the venue." Kakuzu nodded.

"But I'm very confused. Why did you ask me to find people at the hospital?" Kakuzu asked in confusion.

"Nonsense, this is a practical test. If there is no guarantee that someone will be injured, our company will link up with the hospital this time. If people in our village are injured, they will be treated at full price. As for people in other villages..." Dave did not finish his words...

"Hehehe..." Then the two foxes looked at each other and smiled.

Kaguya Kimima on the side was holding a small notebook in his hand, listening to the conversation between the two, writing down something from time to time, and thinking about something from time to time.

Yuemei on the side gave the two foxes a look and snatched the small book from Junma's hand.

"Don't imitate these two," Tsukimi looked at Junma and said in a solemn voice.

Junma drooped her head, feeling very sad...I couldn't learn advanced economic ideas this time...

"Okay, it's time. I'll go on stage first. Someone will be injured later. Watch my gestures." Dave took out his cell phone to check the time and looked at Kakuzu aside.

"Understood" Kakuzu nodded.

The two stood up and left in opposite directions.

Dave jumped down from the high platform and jumped to the center of the field.

"Welcome everyone to the last match of this Chunin Exam. First, once someone is injured during the exam, I will immediately terminate this match. Of course, if you are awesome enough, kill the opponent before I stop you. ..Hmm..Then you are really awesome. Konoha will not hold you accountable. It doesn’t matter whether other ninja villages hold Konoha accountable or not. Second, during the battle, it is forbidden to spread the battle scope to the surrounding stands. Above, if economic losses and casualties are caused, then I and the village where he is located will be fully compensated. Friendly reminder, the compensation will be paid by Mr. Kurokawa Kakuto, the financial manager of Aishen Company, who will personally go to claim compensation." Dave took the A microphone spoke slowly.

And just after Dave said this, the position of Wuying...

"No, hurry, hurry! Go find those genin and explain the situation. During the battle, you must not hurt the people in the stands! Anyone who causes any economic losses to Konoha will stay with the genin for the rest of his life!" Ishikawa heard Dai The husband panicked on the spot and shouted to Wu behind him.

"Understood" Wu squinted his eyes and nodded... Are you a black-faced ghost...

Thinking of this name, Wu shuddered hard and hurried back to find those genin.

The other three shadows did the same, and hurriedly walked towards the entourage behind them to explain the situation to the genin.

But generally speaking, the meaning is the same. As long as the village suffers any economic losses, you will stay here for the rest of your life.

"Okay, that's it for these two reminders. Next, I won't talk nonsense. The first game, xxxx from Kirigakure Village vs. xxxx from Sand Hidden Village." Dave nodded and then shouted.Then he slowly backed away and stood at the edge of the field.

Two figures walked slowly from the passages on both sides of the venue. Let’s call the people from Kirigakure village Kirigakure A, and the people from Sunagakure village Sunagakure B.

Kirigakure had a big sword on his back and looked about the same age as Dave.

"Just now, referee, you said that if I kill the opponent before you stop me, you won't be held accountable, right?" Kirigakure came up and looked at Dave aside, saying with a sneer on his face.

"Of course" Dave nodded, then you are really awesome and there is nothing I can do about it, right?

"Jiejie...what if I kill the referee before killing him?" Kirigakure took out the big knife from his back and said slowly.

The venue suddenly fell silent. Tobirama and Izuna in the stands narrowed their eyes and looked at the Kirigakure Armor... The other four shadows folded their hands with a playful look and said nothing.

Wu looked at the Kirigakure armor on the scene, his face full of disdain. He knew how capable Dave was. With this thing, it would probably evaporate before he even touched Dave.

Uchiha clan land

Two chakra beams soared into the sky..

Hashirama and Madara didn't go to the scene. Madara thought it was boring to watch those genin rookies pecking each other. As for Hashirama, he would go wherever Madara went.

The two of them were watching the live recording on their mobile phones. When they saw the rookie Kirigakure saying those words to Dave, the two of them burst into light beams.

"I'll get the sickle."

"I'll get the scroll"

The two hit it off and planned to visit Kirigakure Village after the Chunin Exam.

Of course they couldn't do anything in the village, but if they couldn't do it in their own village, couldn't they go to other people's villages?

In the chuunin examination room, the mustachioed ghost Hananyue sat on the stage with a sneer on his face. Suddenly he felt a burst of cold air blowing on his face... which made the mustachioed shiver hard...

Could it be that Master Bai Lian is about to show up?

in the stands

"Baga! If you dare to be disrespectful to Brother Dave, let me go down! I'll let him feel what youth is!" Matt Dai saw that Brother Dave, whom he usually respects very much, was threatened by someone. Can he bear this?

Sakumo on the side had already drawn his sword, with a cold look in his eyes.

Junma slowly pulled out the bone blade in his hand. Although he usually had a playful smile and was very "filial", whenever someone dared to bully the people around him, he would definitely be the first to attack.

Kirigakure?I heard brother Dave say before that it seems to be where his family is, but... he disdains the rubbish family in this kind of rubbish village.