Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the blink of an eye, three months have passed. Today is Dave’s birthday. He is six years old.

Within the Senju Station

"Wow!! Uncle Madara! Is the gift so expensive?" Senju Dave looked at the Uchiha fan in his hand and asked Madara in front of him with bright eyes.

This is not an imitation, but an authentic Uchiha Uchiha fan, which has always been in Madara's hands.

"Kid, use it well. This can be regarded as the dowry of the Uchiha clan for that little girl Tsukimi."

When Madara gave the Uchiha fan to Dave, he naturally encountered a lot of resistance from the clan. After all, it was a symbol of the Uchiha clan and had a history of hundreds of years. Madara also united with the second elder to convince several other old people. .

Nonsense, only Madara can use this thing in the clan. After the village is established, Madara has no use holding this thing. He might as well give it to his prospective son-in-law.

After finishing speaking, Madara glanced at Hashirama and Tobirama on the side, especially Hashirama, the ugly man. Ever since Madara Uchiha often referred to Hashirama as an ugly man, this guy had a Mito look on his face every day. Facial mask given.

"Ah!!! Patriarch...what...what dowry..." The little girl Uchiha Tsukimi blushed completely with embarrassment.

"Hmph, Dave, this is the Thunder God's Sword. This was the weapon your father used to kill people back then." Tobirama felt uncomfortable when he saw the look in his son's eyes at Madara. He took out the Thunder God's Sword from his arms and handed it to him. son.

"What a dead dog! Lord Tobirama's Thunder God's Sword!!" Danzo exclaimed, his eyes filled with little stars.

Hiruzen nodded repeatedly on the side, and even when Uchiha Madara slapped Dave just now, the two guys didn't react at all.

As he spoke, he raised an eyebrow at Madara over there. Madara's younger brother, Izuna, died in the hands of this sword.And Tobirama also specially emphasized the word murderer.

The atmosphere on the field instantly cooled down, and Madara's eyes bloomed with scarlet Sharingan. The most painful moment in his life was when he saw his younger brother die in front of him, and this incident remained like a scar. In Madara's mind.And Tobirama, the murderer, opened the scar in Madara's heart here today.

Hashirama sighed in his heart. Izuna's matter has been a pain in Madara's heart for so many years. Normally, even he himself would not dare to mention this matter in front of Madara.

The three children, Danzo, Tsukimi and Hiruzen, swallowed... Something happened to their kidneys... Why did the field suddenly become cold...

"Hey, Uncle Ban, I told you I have a surprise for you, now, this is what I gave to you." Just when the field was cooling down to the extreme, Dave took out a colorful iron lump from his arms and handed it to spot.

"What kind of brat is this?" Madara glanced at Tobirama, then closed his Sharingan and took the iron knot sent by Dave and asked.

Especially when Madara saw the pattern on the back of the phone, Madara's heart skipped a beat, because the pattern behind the iron bump was exactly the same as his own fan in his left hand, a sickle in his right hand, disheveled hair, and Susanoo's feet. He looked very domineering.

"Uncle Ban, this is called a phone. Open this cover..." Dave then introduced this elderly phone to Ban in detail.

"You mean, I can contact you anytime, anywhere within the confines of Konoha without chakra, just by relying on this knot?" Madara looked at Dave suspiciously and asked.

"Well, Uncle Ban, please dial the number 666." Dave nodded, and then asked Ban to operate.

Soon, the elderly phone in Dave's hand rang. It was a very ordinary ringtone without any rhythm.There is even something like noise.

"Uncle Ban, can you hear me?" Dave answered the call, put the phone to his ear and said

"...This..." Madara was stunned for a moment, and then Dave hung up the phone.

"Hey, how about Uncle Ban, if you want me in the future, you can call me anytime and anywhere! Of course, if you don't have the phone bill, you still have to pay," Dave said with a smile.

"Dave, isn't there any uncle?" Hashirama looked at Dave with resentment and asked.

Even his lifelong enemy, Madara, was there. As Dave's uncle, how could he not be there?

"Hey, everyone has it, don't worry, you all have it, but it's just not as good-looking as Uncle Madara's." Dave took out a bunch of old phones from his arms and gave them to everyone.Even Danzo and Hiruzen were present, which moved them both deeply.Dave is a good comrade and good friend.Yue Mei, her little daughter-in-law must also have one. The pattern on the back of the mobile phone in her hand is a pink bunny, which makes Yue Mei very grateful.

But none of them are as fancy as Madara's, with brown, black, red and other very monotonous decorations.

Dave gave everyone another phone card, and according to Dave's knowledge, they inserted it into a card slot in the battery on the back of the elderly phone in their hands.

"Now, from now on, within Konoha, everyone can call each other using their mobile phones," Dave said with a smile.

"Is this what you've been secretly creating these past few months?" Tobirama looked at Dave in confusion and asked.In the past few months, Dave always came back very late after school. Of course, he was also followed by his shadow clone, but when he saw that he was with a civilian young man, he didn't say anything.

As long as they are not from the evil Uchiha clan!

"Uh-huh! I will start selling this thing in Konoha Village in two days. The price is 1000 taels. The phone card is 50 taels. You only need to pay 20 taels per month to get 200 minutes of calls." Dave said with a smile.

Tobirama and Hashirama nodded at the same time. Dave, this kid, is making a contribution to Konoha. Such a transcendental thing can allow two people to communicate with each other in a Konoha village hundreds of miles in diameter without using chakra, and Tobirama Jian is also a person who often does experiments. He knows that the materials used for the iron lumps in his hands are not simple, and many metals are not cheap.

The production cost of a mobile phone cannot be less than 1000 taels, but Dave set the price at 1000 taels. This price is affordable even for ordinary people. From now on, he will only have to pay a phone bill of 20 taels per month at most.

Ban didn't think about that. It turned out that he gave Dave hundreds of thousands of silver taels every month to do this, and he also gave him such a special one. Ban couldn't explain it in his heart.

Dave thought that he was almost making money to death. Just such a lump of iron in his hand said that a lot of precious metals were used, but it also depends on the proportion!For example, a piece of metal that is specially used to conduct electricity and has a very strong ability to receive signals. A piece less than the size of a palm is already expensive at 3 silver taels, but with just such a piece, he can build 500 elderly machines by himself.