Konoha's Crazy Dave

(Warm reminder, when eating, it is best to finish eating before reading)

Within the Uchiha clan,

Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna were sitting at the top, with the Uchiha elders sitting on both sides. Dave and Tsukimi were sitting in the corner, talking to each other...

Uchiha Kage is still squatting in the middle in a daze...

"Have you activated the Mangekyō Sharingan?" Madara slowly opened his eyes and looked at the mirror in front of him and asked.

Even though there are many people in the clan who have Sharingan activated, compared to the entire clan, they are less than a quarter. Usually, whenever a clan member has Sharingan activated in the clan, statistics must be recorded. of.And the mirror actually turned on the kaleidoscope?Uchiha Madara was a little surprised when he received the news just now.

Uchiha Kage, the younger member of the clan who he usually considered a noob, actually turned on the Mangekyo Sharingan?

Madara has been training Yue Mei to open the kaleidoscope before. The chance of Yue Mei opening the kaleidoscope can be said to be the highest among this generation in the clan, but every time Dave doesn't let... say he feels distressed... he gets angry. Madara almost beat up Dave...

"Well..." Jing swallowed. The surrounding atmosphere was a bit solemn...

"Tell me about your experience of opening the kaleidoscope and see if it can be applied to other tribesmen." Spot nodded and asked slowly.

"...really...really say..." Jing's mind went blank on the spot...

"Yeah" Spot nodded.He actually wanted to spread his method of opening the kaleidoscope to the clan before... but... he couldn't open the kaleidoscope to kill his brother, right?

Jing slowly recounted today's experience... There was silence in the hall...

"Dai... Dave... is it difficult... is it really necessary to turn on the kaleidoscope... like that..." Yue Mei was a little stupid after hearing this...

"...He is a weirdo. You don't have to listen to him. What's the use of using a kaleidoscope? I can just protect you." Dave patted his forehead... This mirror is also a weirdo...

The second pillar's entire clan was wiped out and he was so angry that he opened a magatama... You...Dave didn't even know what to say...um...could it be that the second pillar was too good?Well, it must be like this... Is the kaleidoscope of the mirror the correct way to open it?

"Brother... do you think this method can... be tried..." Izuna swallowed and slowly looked at Madara beside him and asked.

"Try!" Madara closed his eyes and thought for a while, then nodded slowly but firmly.

This is also the least harmful way to activate the kaleidoscope in the clan.It is very safe, and there is a precedent for this mirror, so give it a try.

Today, Tobirama in the Hokage's office has a headache... The villagers have a lot of opinions today...

Tobirama picked up an opinion document that was sent to him, and the reason turned out to be this...

A certain villager wanted to go to Konoha's public toilet to solve a problem. When he got there, he found a bunch of Uchiha people surrounding the public toilet...

"Stop, today's toilet belongs to Uchiha. This is a wholesale document." When the Uchiha tribesman saw the arrival of Villager A, he stretched out his hand and took out a form and said.

"?" A question mark slowly appeared on Villager A's face, but he didn't have time to think so much. He was already in a hurry now. Since the toilet couldn't be entered and his home was still some distance away, forget it, let's find one first. Let’s deal with it in a place where no one is around.After it's settled, I'll find that dark thing and give it some money to clean it up.

When he went around to an alley behind the toilet, after the volcano erupted, Villager A's face was filled with relief... but he was soon dumbfounded... He looked into the dark and found dozens of pairs. Blood-red pupils stared at him from behind.

Villager A was so frightened that he jumped up and ran away without even lifting his pants...because villager A had loose stools today...

Villager A ran away wildly, leaving a trail of golden...

This villager was later called to the police by Comrade Hei Jue, a good villager. The reason for calling the police was that he did not respect his profession as a manure recycling professional.However, the Uchiha police officers gave Black Zetsu a blank look, but still arrested the villager and detained him in the Uchiha Police Station.

A series of crimes including polluting the environment, running around the village without wearing pants during the day, immorality, etc...

And was sentenced to one and a half months of detention at the Uchiha Police Station. The villager was innocent. He filed a complaint, thinking that it was all the fault of those dozens of pairs of blood-red eyes...

This kind of thing is not just one or two, more and more villagers' opinions are put on the desk of the Hokage Senju Tobirama...

Senju Tobirama had a headache and asked Quan Na to issue a statement to apologize to the villagers first, then make some compensation to those villagers, and informed them that the order in the village would be restored to the same as before tomorrow.

After all, Uchiha Madara was justified in today's matter. He personally signed and agreed to the document of the public toilet that belongs to the Uchiha clan for one day.

"Uchiha Izuna! Today's incident was caused by your Uchiha clan. After today, you will eliminate the impact of this incident on your own!" Tobirama looked at the secretary Izuna in front of him and roared angrily.

"Well, there is no way. The toilets in the clan are not enough, so we can only rent the toilets in the village." Quan Nai nodded. Their clan has already started discussing this matter.

What's more, there is no way to do this... After the news about Dang Jing reached the clan, all the clansmen who had opened the Sharingan were excited. The toilets in the clan were full for the first time. The house can no longer be covered, so we have no choice but to rent one from the village.

Today is a day when the villagers lament and lament, a day when the Uchiha clan is excited, and a day when Comrade Black Zetsu is both sad and happy.

At night, Hei Jue next to the septic tank held a large roll of banknotes in his hand and smiled.

"One thousand...two thousand...three thousand...ten thousand...fifty thousand...one hundred thousand...hahahaha!! It's so profitable!!" Hei Jue wiped the sweat from his face, full of excitement Count the money on your hands, not caring about the golden ones on your hands...

"No, I have to hide it quickly. I can't let that bastard Kyuubi find out. I have to save this money to buy a gift for my mother when she comes back and give her a surprise." Hei Jue suddenly thought of something and looked around cautiously. After taking a look.

"Hei Ze! I heard that you made a lot today. Do you have to pay the protection fee?" An orange-red figure slowly walked out of the dark alley, and the little Jiuwei's face was full of smiles.

"Kyuubi! I'm telling you! Don't even think about it!! I left this money to my mother!!" Hei Jue held the money tightly in his arms and looked at Kyuubi over there and roared.