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Three days later, on an auspicious occasion, Zhou You in a happy attire greeted the guests in the Sanniang Tavern, feeling a little weird in his heart.

So married?You must know that in the real world, he would avoid blind dates arranged by his parents, because he felt that getting married was really troublesome, and he had never met anyone who had to marry in this life.

But I have to say that the ancient people were really simple and straightforward. If you like it, you like it. Even if you just met on the night of the bridal chamber, you can join hands for a lifetime.The children of the rivers and lakes don't have so many rules and stereotypes.

For a person like Zhou You who has no identity and background, if he wants to live in this world for many years, marrying Sanniang who also has no relatives may really be a good match.Otherwise, it would be too boring to be alone in this world as an outsider.

"Brother, if you are tired, go and have a rest first! You will be busy later! Just let me greet the guests here," Zhou Xiong walked over and smiled at Zhou You.

"It's okay," Zhou You said, shaking his head and smiling, "I just didn't expect so many guests to come all at once."

Zhou You was indeed a little surprised, because as far as he knew, Sanniang had no relatives anymore, how could there be so many guests after getting married?

Moreover, the people who came seemed to be from all walks of life. Could it be that all the guests who had eaten at Sanniang Tavern before came to join in the fun?Are there only so many friends in business?

Looking at the bustling Sanniang Tavern, Zhou You realized that he might have underestimated this wife a little bit!What was it that made so many people come to his and Sanniang's wedding to honor him?

Not long after, the auspicious time came. Under the auspices of a prestigious old man in the neighborhood, the bride came out, and the ceremony of worshiping heaven and earth officially began...

Under the witness of all the guests, Zhou You heard the synthesized voice of the system coming out of his mind after he had just worshiped the heavens and the earth, and said, "Congratulations to the host on his wedding, and a special gift of a few opportunities to sign in, the host can automatically choose the location sign in."

"Huh? Can you still sign in independently? How many opportunities? How many times? Really, just say it a few times, what kind of suspense are you hiding?" Zhou You, who was a little surprised and puzzled, was also curious in his heart. Get up: "What does it mean to sign in at the automatically selected location? Could it be that you can also sign in in this lobby?"

Zhou You was thinking about it, when suddenly the familiar system synthesized voice sounded in his mind again: "Sign in the lobby, get a set of ancient wedding etiquette procedures!"

"What the hell?" Zhou You was stunned for a moment, feeling the information about ancient wedding customs and etiquette popping up in his mind, he was speechless, what about Naoer?What do you guys want this for?Could it be that in the future, weddings will be specially made for people in ancient times?Have this business?

The hall is over, but so many guests will need to travel around to greet them.Moreover, these people of three religions and nine streams acted as if Zhou You had robbed their goddess. They poured Zhou You wine one after another, as if they would not give up until they got drunk, which caused him to run to the latrine several times, and finally With the help of Zhou Xiong, he pretended to be drunk before getting away.

In fact, after drinking so much, even though the wine in ancient times had a low alcohol content like beer, and Zhou You's physical fitness is good today, he still felt a little drunk.

"It's okay, Brother Zhou, you... you go to the front to greet people first! I... I can just go in by myself," Zhou You, who had a slightly big tongue, said to Zhou Xiong, who helped him over, outside the new house in the backyard of Sanniang Tavern Then, after Zhou Xiong left with a smile, he suddenly felt that what he said just now was a bit awkward. Isn’t it enough to go in this new house by yourself, and can you also bring Zhou Xiong in together?You're not drunk, what nonsense are you talking about?

Shaking his head and laughing, Zhou You pushed open the door and went in. Suddenly thinking of the system's opportunity to sign in independently, he couldn't help but secretly said in his heart, "System, I want to sign in, and I want to sign in in this new room!"

"I don't know what I can get? Will you give me an intercourse surgery or something?" Zhou You was thinking, but the system's synthesized voice that quickly rang out in his mind was a lewd smile that unconsciously surfaced on the corner of his mouth. Frozen: "Sign in at the new house and get the eighteen rules of husband and wife. This is the only magic weapon to promote a harmonious and stable relationship between husband and wife!"

Sensing the information about the eighteen ways to be a husband, Zhou You couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth slightly.

The so-called Eighteen Rules of Husbandhood, a brief summary is that what the wife says is right, and what is wrong is also right. If the wife is unhappy, she must learn to coax her, and if she is angry, she must first learn to apologize. To put it bluntly, it is to teach you how to do it. A guide to action for a strict wife.

"I didn't expect you to be such a system! Are you playing with me?" Zhou You was very depressed and speechless. Sure enough, he would suffer if he was greedy for cheap, and the attached things were not good!Want me to learn how to be a husband?Are you kidding me?I might as well be a bachelor! ?

"Husband, what are you doing at the door? Why don't you come in?" Sanniang's voice brought Zhou You back to his senses. Seeing Sanniang sitting by the bed in the festively decorated bridal chamber and covered with a red hijab, he responded casually. Just turned around and closed the door: "Oh, nothing!"

Zhou You, who had closed the door, turned around again, only to see that Sanniang had already lifted the hijab by herself, hurriedly got up as if she was relieved, went to the table and poured a cup of tea and came over: "I'm suffocating! Husband , drink some water! Soothe the alcohol!"

"Cough.. Shouldn't I be the one to take off this hijab?" After being slightly taken aback, Zhou You subconsciously reached out to take the cup of tea, and couldn't help pointing to the red hijab that Sanniang threw on the bed.

"Uh, um, where did the sons and daughters of the Jianghu get so many rules?" Sanniang said indifferently, but immediately took off her wedding clothes outside: "Oh, it's so hot!"

Zhou You, who had just drank his saliva, saw that Sanniang had taken off her wedding dress and was only wearing a light-fitting thin shirt. way?Were ancient women also so unrestrained?

Immediately afterwards, seeing Sanniang roll up her sleeves to reveal half of her jade arms and turn to look at herself eager to try, Zhou You couldn't help swallowing: "Sanniang, what are you..."

Looking at her posture, is it the rhythm of beating her husband in the bridal chamber?what's the situation?Want to have so much fun?Queen's whip chili oil tiger stool?

"Husband, I didn't have a good time in the previous sparring, today we have to decide the winner!" Sanniang's words made Zhou You smile bitterly: "Sanniang, tonight is our wedding night, what are you doing? ?”

"Fight! If you can't beat me tonight, don't even think about getting into my bed..." Sanniang took it for granted, leaving Zhou You completely speechless.Yaya, in the face of this posture, not to mention the 180 rules of husbandhood, [-] rules are useless, only martial arts are useful!

Thus, while the candle shadows were shaking in the new house, the newlyweds directly staged a martial arts exercise, it was a real martial arts exercise!

In the end, Zhou You really subdued the tigress by relying on the tiger-binding technique, wrapped Sanniang's limbs and pressed her on the bed...

Next, it is naturally time to travel around and enjoy the fruits of victory. What the fuck are the eighteen rules of the fucking husband, the real husband is a man who surrenders to a woman on the bed!