Douluo's self is in the courtyard

Chapter 12 Eat farts!

Banggeng's head poked in from behind.

Watching Lou Xiao'e eat the noodles, Bang Jian swallowed a sip of saliva.

Banggeng stared closely at the bowl in Lou Xiao'e's hand.

I thought to myself: What kind of noodles is this? Why is it so delicious?

Xu Damao saw Banggeng, who was only eight or nine years old now.

He smiled and asked: "That's awesome, why haven't you gone to school yet?"

Banggeng shook his head and looked at the bowl Xu Damao put on the table.

"No, Xu Damao, what kind of noodles are you eating?"

Xu Damao smiled slightly, he didn't care at all about BangGeng calling him by his first name.

This little guy has been a white-eyed wolf since he was a child, without even the most basic manners.

"It's just ordinary noodles, not delicious at all!"

Xu Damao said, picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks, blew on it, and then ate it in big mouthfuls.

The sound of sucking noodles can make people drool just by listening to it.

[Confused +10]

Banggeng thought to himself: It’s not delicious, so who am I to blame? You can tell from the smell alone that the taste is definitely the same.

Xu Damao was startled. He didn't expect that this white-eyed wolf was actually a wealthy businessman.

Behind Banggeng, Xiaodang's body came in.

She couldn't stand the heat anymore, and the fragrance wafting from the room was so inviting.

At this time, Xiao Dang looked like he was only five or six years old.

But her body is obviously much thinner than Bangdeng.

"Hey, it's Xiaodang, are you hungry?" Xu Damao asked with a smile.

"Hungry! Uncle Xu, Xiaodang is so hungry!"

Seeing Xiaodang's emaciated appearance, Xu Damao was startled.

In his previous life, he really never went hungry.

I can't understand the helplessness of this era at all.

Now that I can experience it myself, I still feel a little sad.

Xu Damao waved to Xiaodang and said, "Come on, Xiaodang, come here quickly."

The little girl took a step forward and ran to Xu Damao's side.

But Banggan was a little embarrassed and still stood at the door, looking at Xu Damao.

Banggeng was very entangled in his heart: Why didn't you call me? Just call me over. I want to eat too!

Xu Damao picked up Xiaodang and put him on his lap.

The little girl stared at the noodles in Xu Damao's big bowl.

Red noodle soup, yellow and orange noodles.

The noodles are also mixed with lots of egg droplets.

It can be said that this is the first time the little girl has seen eating like this.

Not to mention the fragrant smell, it's so tempting that you're salivating without even realizing it.

"Ouch, you're drooling. Come and wipe it. Uncle Xu will give you some noodles."

Compared to Bangge calling him by his first name, Xiaodang's Uncle Xu made Xu Damao much happier.

Xu Damao said, picked up the towel on the table and wiped Xiaodang's mouth.

Then he held the bowl, picked up a chopstick of noodles, cooled it a little, and stuffed it into Xiaodang's mouth.

Lou Xiao'e remained silent and watched Xu Damao holding Xiaodang.

With a happy look on his face, fantasies about the future suddenly appeared in his mind.

He unconsciously touched his belly and thought: He must give Da Mao some children in the future. He didn't expect Da Mao to like children so much.

[Lou Xiaoe happiness +100]

Xu Damao:? ? ?

He raised his head and looked at Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiao'e was smiling crazily, looking at herself in a daze!

What is going on in your head?

Xu Damao was very puzzled.

However, what he didn't expect was that the real big dog owner was always by his side.

Suck, suck, suck...

Xiaodang ate the noodles with a satisfied smile on his face...

[Xiaodang happiness +10]

[Confused +10]

"Is it delicious, Xiaodang?"

“Delicious, extremely delicious!”

Xiao Dang nodded his little head, his mouth bulging.

"If it's delicious, eat more!" Xu Damao said with a smile.

He picked another chopstick, blew it to cool down, and stuffed it into Xiaodang's mouth.

Taking a sip, Xiaodang almost bit the chopsticks.

[Xiaodang happiness +10]

[Confused +10]

Half the size, eat the poor old man.

Not to mention a boy, even a daughter eats a lot...

Xu Damao's big bowl of noodles, Xiao Dang was stunned to eat half of the bowl.

Even Wanli’s noodle soup was not spared.

Lou Xiao'e saw that Xu Damao was not full, so she gave Xu Damao some noodles.

The little girl's belly was round after eating. She leaned into Xu Damao's arms and burped.

Banggeng stood at the door and saw his sister eating with her mouth greased.

He was burping comfortably, his stomach was growling, and he was about to cry.

Suck it, suck it!

Xu Damao finished the noodles that Lou Xiao'e gave him.

By the way, I also drank the noodle soup.

He wiped his mouth and burped with satisfaction.

In times of scarcity, everyone is prone to hunger.

This is because there is a lack of oil and water in the stomach.

Don't look at the tiny bowl of instant noodles.

There's a lot of oil and water in there.

"I am full……"

Pfft, Lou Xiao'e covered her mouth and smiled. She realized that Xu Damao acted like a child just now.

[Banggeng resentment +10]

"Ok?"

The voice in his head rang, causing Xu Damao's eyes to narrow.

This is a great joke, it works!

This is where resentment begins!

That bitch is indeed a white-eyed wolf.

"Xiao Dang, are you full?"

Xu Damao ignored the stick, lowered his head and asked with a smile.

"I'm full, thank you Uncle Xu!"

Xiaodang shook his little feet on Xu Damao's lap.

It was very comfortable to lean on Xu Damao's body, and her stomach was full, so she didn't want to move.

"You're so good and polite. If you want to eat noodles in the future, come and see Uncle Xu, and Uncle Xu will give it to you!"

Xu Damao rubbed Xiaodang's head.

Just because Xiaodang has such a sweet mouth and knows how to do things, I still want to give her something to eat.

Crucially, it also allows him to gain emotional points.

Instant noodles bought with 1 point of emotion will definitely make people vomit.

No, after a meal, you will gain a lot of emotional value.

"That's great, thank you Uncle Xu!"

[Xiaodang is happy +1]

[Banggeng resentment +10]

[Banggeng resentment +10]

Hearing the voice in his head, Xu Damao smiled even happier.

No matter what he said, this little brat Bangge provided him with a lot of emotional value.

Resentment, right? It will make you resentful enough in the future.

"Okay, the noodles are ready and you have to go back." Xu Damao said.

With that said, he took Xiaodang off his lap.

He said to Banggeng at the door: "Banggeng, you are the brother, you have to take good care of your sister, you know?"

Xu Damao deliberately teased the stick.

Bangge is in the second grade of elementary school, and Xiaodang is not yet in school.

But for such a big child, there is no need to worry about safety.

Unlike in the previous life, mom and dad had babies.

The yard is also safe enough.

Banggeng had a dead daddy face and dead fish eyes, and left with Xiaodang dejectedly.

[Hate +10]

shit...

This little bastard, didn’t he just let you eat noodles?

Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, which is not a good thing.

You're such a jerk, but you still want to eat noodles?

Fuck you!

Saw Bangge and Xiaodang leaving.

Lou Xiao'e grabbed the dishes on the table and ran out to finish them.

(ps: The new book is released, the first starting point.

Book title: My main body of Douluo is in the courtyard.

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You can also collect them first, and then slaughter them after they are fattened up.

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