[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]
83.079 People don’t (completed)
Konoha March 61, 3,
Spring is definitely here, and everything is growing.
9 a.m.
Uzumaki Naruto finally woke up. It was already bright and the sunlight was a bit dazzling.
Naruto got dressed, washed his face and brushed his teeth, went to the bathroom, and hurried downstairs. Sure enough, his father had already gone to work. There was breakfast on the table and a message. He would not come home at noon. You had an accident with your psychic skills yesterday. If you feel uncomfortable, sleep more. Yes, don’t train, especially in psychics
Naruto shrugged, put down his hand that was about to move to the psychic toad, Tokichi, and sat down to eat his happy breakfast of fried rice, which was better made by his father.As for Naruto, who was not feeling well but still had a good appetite, he said that he actually slept quite well. Even when he opened his eyes and thought about yesterday, it was really embarrassing.It would be fine if he was beaten to the ground, but he fainted before he finished speaking. They are both jinchuriki, so why is there such a big difference? Naruto was indignant, he felt that although Gaara has always been quite unlucky, at least He has been killing people everywhere, so it seems there is nothing wrong with being a dangerous ninja and being feared.Do you really want to be like him, the Jinchuuriki of Konoha, who has been pinched in the face by aunties on the street since he was a child? Uzumaki Naruto is almost becoming Konoha's mascot.
"you're awake."
Naruto, who was thinking, almost threw away his chopsticks, "Gaara, don't be silent like my father's group of Anbu. Hey, why are you willing to speak today? There are no classes in school?"
Gaara shook her head.
Naruto scratched his head, "Do you have anything to do today?"
Gaara shook his head again.
Naruto felt a little uncomfortable when Gaara looked at him, "Well, why don't you follow me and teach Sasuke today."
Gaara squinted and turned to go upstairs.
Naruto also squinted and turned to wash the dishes, knowing that Gaara wasn't going.However, he felt that Gaara should still come and hear about the boy's puberty.Originally, Grandpa Jiraiya promised to teach Sasuke this lesson.However, Naruto twitched the corners of his mouth. He regretted the irresponsible white-haired old bastard's escape speed, although it might have been more interesting for a mature boy like him to start the lecture.
"How long does it take you to wash the dishes?"
Naruto turned around and saw Gaara standing at the door with his big gourd on his back. It seemed that he really planned to go out with him. "Hey, Gaara, I know you are not that honest either. Don't worry, today It will definitely make your trip worthwhile.”
Gaara nodded. As a hostage, he needs to establish a good relationship with the high-level heirs of the suzerain country to show goodwill, and the Hokage has arranged for him to accompany Naruto this morning. "Your father asked me not to stay in the house every day. , I can go out with you more and have fun."
Naruto ignored the sense of disobedience of saying the word "Sahuan" from Gaara's mouth, and calmly shook off the water drops on his hands, "Then let's go quickly and find Sasuke, he must be impatient."
At this time, Sasuke.
At a remote training ground in Konoha, Sasuke-san was practicing his shuriken and waiting for Naruto.Just listen to his mumbling, "Naruto Uzumaki is a nuisance, Naruto Uzumaki is a nuisance."
"Okay, Sasuke, don't be like a child. Isn't it because Naruto said he would train together in the morning and didn't come?" Nara Shikamaru next to him was holding fresh dogtail grass in the spring and drying it with his eyes closed. Staring at the sun, "It's not like you didn't hear the noise at the Hokage's house last night. Maybe something strange happened again."
"Okay, Shikamaru, I know what you want to say. Naruto didn't inform me because of the confidentiality policy. I know, but he" Sasuke hesitated. Naruto didn't come for the group training that he had agreed to do. In the end, he was the only one. What kind of torture is it to be alone in a remote training ground before dawn, awkwardly facing the embarrassed Sakura? Bastard Naruto, didn't he ask Sakura out and promised to apologize to the girl together? How do people say
Shikamaru looked at Sasuke who was throwing shurikens even harder after hearing what he said, and could only shrug at Akimichi Choji who was sitting with him.Choji was eating potato chips, "In that case, Naruto might not come in the morning, but what kind of class will Master Jiraiya have today? Why does Mr. Asuma want the two of us to come to listen?" , and Ino is not allowed to come. Ino is very angry, saying why the Sannin Jiraiya is in class, and all the people attending are boys, does Jiraiya-sama look down on the kunoichi?"
Shikamaru blinked, "Who knows? Come if you let me. If you don't, I won't come. It's really troublesome. Girls can't listen to just boys. Kunoichi should have their own courses."
"Yes." Dingji nodded and continued to chew, "Anyway, my father told me that we can't just unite with our own team, but also unite with all the teams. But why are there only two boys in our class, Xiao Li and Ning? times, even He Ya didn’t come.”
Shikamaru sighed, "Because there is a reason why their class can't let them come. If you don't mind the trouble, just wait until Lord Jiraiya comes and ask. That Lord is said to be an easy person to get along with, right, Sasuke."
Sasuke stopped, wiped his sweat, and sat down, "He is an elder who is easy to get along with. I did learn a lot, but it's weird. Ah, my brother said that people with abilities are always a little bit unusual. He's a little quirky, but as soon as you meet him, you'll know he's from the Naruto family."
Shikamaru scratched his head. He couldn't imagine that Master Jiraiya's lectures, which only young boys could listen to, could be anything other than making out in heaven.But what if it wasn't the teachings of the Sannin after all, it would be a pity not to listen.But now it seems that he really came to the wrong place.Xiao Li is someone who can't hold back his words. Neji tells his father everything, and his father is still a big talker. Even if it is a normal boys' physiology class, it will not have any good results if it is spread all over the city.Therefore, let's just not call them. As for the two people who have such a low presence as He Ya, they may have been forgotten.
A white cloud passed by
"Hey, everyone is here so early." Uzumaki Naruto finally walked slowly into the training ground with his hands behind his back.
Unfortunately, none of the three people lying or sitting on the grass looked at him.
But Naruto didn't feel embarrassed, he still slowly stood in front of the three of them with his hands behind his back.
Now it's the three people on the ground who are embarrassed.
Finally, Choji couldn't help it anymore, he stretched out the bag of potato chips, "Well, do you want some potato chips, Naruto?"
But before Naruto could reach out, Sasuke quickly put the last potato chip in the bag into his mouth and muttered, "Where's Jiraiya-sama?"
"Run away." Naruto habitually ignored the empty potato chip bag, "He ran away yesterday."
"What do you mean?" Sasuke stood up impatiently and gave Naruto a hidden look. You didn't say anything even if you didn't come in the morning, causing me to face Sakura all morning. Do you know how miserable it was.
"That means Jiraiya Class will continue to change their names. Do you think it sounds better to Tenzo Class or Yamato Team?" Naruto replied absentmindedly, giving Sasuke a comforting look by the way. I didn't mean it, I'll explain it to you later.
But Sasuke's attention was no longer on Naruto's eyes. He patted Naruto on the shoulder and said, "What do you mean we are finally getting a new teacher? Who is it from which department?"
"Can you still choose that department? Anbu, do you want Tenzo or Yamato? This time I choose one of the two." Naruto spread his hands, "But apart from knowing that they both graduated at the age of 6 and were promoted to chuunin at the age of 6, just like Kakashi, everything else I don’t know.”
"Then what to choose?" Sasuke sighed, "You have to guess."
"It's about character, why don't we let Sakura choose?" Naruto winked at Sasuke and the teacher who led the team let her choose, so she probably wouldn't be so angry.
Sasuke was stunned and nodded. It's a good idea. It doesn't matter what the teacher is. Just don't make Sakura blush every day. Konoha kunoichi can't afford to offend anyone.
Naruto acknowledged that he had received it and turned to instruct Choji to wake up Shikamaru, "Then, let's start class now."
"Class" Choji was confused, "Jiraiya-sama hasn't come yet."
"Because Jiraiya-sama ran away." Shikamaru opened his eyes, sat up, and patted the soil, "Since there is no class anymore, I will go home."
Naruto stopped Shikamaru who was about to run away and said with a smile, "No, Jiraiya-sensei isn't here, just let me explain."
"No, I want to go home." Shikamaru felt that his sixth sense was working crazily. He dodged and pulled the still stunned Choji to run away, but he still couldn't make it.Because a sand wall suddenly stood up 5 meters in front of him.
Gaara jumped down from a nearby tree.He knew that the guy who deliberately lost to Temari in the Chunin Exam could tell at a glance that Naruto had been holding back bad ideas just like him, so he couldn't let Shikamaru go.He admitted that he just came to watch the fun today.So if a person is naked, what will he see?Moreover, as a proton, it is enough to maintain a good relationship with Naruto. As for other high-level heirs of Konoha, Naruto would not be very happy if he had a warm relationship with everyone in the new generation of Konoha.
Of course, Gaara's move must have made Naruto happy and Shikamaru unhappy.
Shikamaru knew that he couldn't leave. Who knew what Uzumaki Naruto would do this time? As a childhood playmate, he said that although Naruto became a genin, he was not as honest as Uzumaki Naruto, and he had seen it recently. He became more and more steady, but he would never forget who was the initiator of those unfortunate pranks that stirred up Konoha.It's really too much trouble.
But Dingci was still very interested, "What are you going to talk about?"
"Ahem, this is it." Naruto enjoyed the gazes of Sasuke, Choji and Gaara, cleared his throat and spit out two words,
"woman"
Nara Shikamaru raised his forehead and sighed, he knew, he knew that Naruto didn't have a good idea.I just don’t know who is unlucky this time. It’s better to be Sasuke, not Choji and him who are unlucky. He is a chuunin. Why is he wrong not to attend the regular chuunin meeting? He shouldn’t try his best not to go just because the meeting is troublesome. , he shouldn't stop going to see his father's internal reference briefing because he is lazy. He has obviously obtained a special qualification to have access to high-level intelligence. If he had known that Jiraiya had run away yesterday, he would never come today.
"Anyway, everyone has nothing to do today, so there's no harm in listening if you're interested.
. "Naruto struck while the iron was hot and raised the corner of his mouth, "And I was there when Mr. Jiraiya prepared the lesson plan, and it's really not the kind of lesson you imagined. For example, after listening to it, you will no longer be afraid of women. "
"What does it mean to no longer be afraid of women? What is there to be afraid of women? But if I learn how to do it, I won't be afraid of my mother's nagging like my father." Ding Ci was already a little curious.And Shikamaru already wants to knock Choji out. Why is it that everyone is 13 years old? Some people already understand everything, and some people don't understand anything.
But how could Naruto give up such a good opportunity? He stretched out a finger and shook it from side to side, "no, no, no. Teacher Jiraiya said it is a technique related to fighting. It is fighting to improve combat effectiveness."
Finally, Sasuke's ears perked up a little.Naruto immediately continued when he saw it, "Think about it, we are ninjas. Not only do ninjas have to be able to fight, but collecting intelligence is also very important. Especially when going out to collect intelligence. What are the most common encounters in intelligence warfare? The situation is a battle of wits and courage. When you have a battle of wits and courage, you have to play tricks, so there are alienation plots, counter-influence plots, and beauty traps."
Naruto was suddenly stuck. He hummed a few times and began to admit his mistake with some annoyance. "Ah, I'm sorry about that. I forgot if there was any mission in history where someone died due to a beauty trap, Sasuke."
"Idiot, that's what the kunoichi do every year at the capital dance to collect information." Sasuke really picked up the conversation.
"Yes, yes, Sasuke is indeed the best." Naruto nodded humbly, "So, you see, right? If you see a beautiful woman and you can't walk, it's easy for her intelligence officers to eat her up. Jiraiya The teacher also said that if we can see beautiful women often, we will naturally be able to resist the charm of beautiful women. That’s why he goes to places where there are many beautiful women every day. Otherwise, why would Sannin Jiraiya do such a wrong thing? It's about my identity, but I still enjoy it and Jiraiya-sensei actually didn't do anything bad. My dad said, you should respect him."
"As expected of Hokage-sama, my brother said so too." This time it was still not Chou who spoke, Shikamaru had already restrained him, nor was it Gaara who was watching the fun, Gaara's mouth was twitching to the point of making sand. Shaking.Well, it was Sasuke who answered, the unlucky Sasuke who still had respect for Jiraiya.
Naruto looked at Sasuke's slightly confused but obviously thinking eyes, bit his lip, suppressed the excitement in his heart that the prank was about to succeed, and continued to guide, "Jiraiya-sensei said, a true hero should be the one with a beautiful woman in his arms." , Sitting in peace. Over the years, he has seen countless times, those young people who are obviously strong were finally destroyed by the weak kunoichi. Right, Sasuke"
Sasuke nodded.Choji didn't know why, Gaara's face was already cramped, and Shikamaru lowered his head. He just saw the sparkle in the eyes of Master Naruto. This Sasuke has been bullied since the first day of school. Why is he so old and still so shameless? He knew to be careful of fools and he also knew that Naruto was going to start teasing people. Fortunately, the heir to the head of the Uchiha family was his brother, the genius Itachi. If it had been him, Uchiha would have been screwed.
"Well." Naruto continued, his face facing Sasuke and he kept saying, "You see, this is the truth. By the way, do you want to try to see if you can withstand the test? Don't worry, my method does not require going to the women's bathroom. I’ve tried planting the land anyway, I’m fine with it, but you, forget it, you probably won’t be able to do it, your will is definitely not strong enough.”
"Who says I'm not strong-willed enough." Sasuke put on the gloves, raised his chest and raised his head, "Just come, I'm afraid of you. If you can do it, I can do it."
"Well, let's forget it," Naruto twisted, "I'm afraid you will regret it, what if you are not strong-willed enough."
"No, I have confidence in myself."
"Then don't blame me in the future. You swear, no matter what the outcome, you are not allowed to complain about Uzumaki Naruto or complain to your family."
"I swear to come."
"It's a test for you."
"Come on." Sasuke's eyes widened.
Naruto bit his lip fiercely and made a hand seal, "123 Color-Seduction Technique"
After a burst of smoke
Naruto laughed and ran away, while Sasuke behind him covered his nose and chased after him with red eyes.
Gaara and Shikamaru looked at each other and found that there was nothing strange in each other's eyes, and then nodded to each other.Gaara went up the tree to continue basking in the sun, Shikamaru took out a handkerchief and handed it to Chouji, who silently wiped the nosebleed.
As for Naruto and Sasuke, they ran out of the forest and into the street, avoiding pedestrians, knocking over stalls, being watched by men, and talked about by women.
Finally, the duty captain of Konoha's security team went out with his men, but when he saw that Master Sasuke was chasing a naked blond beauty, what was going on? This ANBU, you are right, that naked beauty is Naru Young Master Ren, the captain, finally asked his vice-captain with a blank face, "What should we do?"
This senior member of the security department has begun to calmly direct traffic and maintain law and order. He said to his juniors and superiors, "If there is a problem, solve it."
The new captain of the Security Department continued to ask him with a white face, "How to solve it?"
The vice-captain rolled his eyes at the frightened young man, "What a big deal, have you forgotten that Master Naruto even dares to paint messily on the Hokage Rock? We, the fourth generation adults, don't have to choose anything, we just love our sons." There's nothing you can say. You can't control Master Sasuke. If you're not afraid that the head of the family will bear his grudge, you should just drive those two bastards to the Hokage's office as before and let the Hokage deal with it on his own."
then
Hokage Building, Hokage Office
During the jounin captain meeting.
"What's wrong, it's so noisy outside."
"Someone is running around naked." A secret guard whispered to the Hokage gently.
"Are you horny again?" Minato looked at the secret guard who whispered to him, "Speak louder."
"No, a woman with blond hair and a voluptuous figure is running naked." The dark guard swallowed and whispered into the Hokage's ear.
"What's wrong with you today?" Minato frowned, "Get some kunoichi to stop her. Come on, it's annoying to be so noisy."
"this"
"what"
"boom"
The door to the Hokage's office opened wide.All the participants watched helplessly as a piece of beautiful flesh flew between them with a fragrant wind, and then fell on the Hokage.Just listen to the woman say,
"Dad, Sasuke is crazy, he wants to kill me."
At this moment, Namikaze Minato felt the soft body in his arms and touched the long golden hair. He was stunned. He had indeed stayed up all night yesterday. Did he accidentally fall asleep during the meeting?
"dad."
"Yeah." Minato replied unconsciously.
"Sasuke is crazy, he"
"boom"
The door of the Hokage's office opened wide, and at the same time a big fireball came towards him accompanied by a voice, "Uzumaki Naruto, go to hell"
Unfortunately, the fireball was extinguished in an instant. Uchiha Itachi reached out and grabbed his brother in front of him. He covered his mouth tightly and watched with the jounin captains in the room as the Hokage's face began to turn pale and blue, and he was sweating coldly. .
Kakashi was the first to react, and pushed the Uchiha brothers out of the door, quickly disappeared with the remaining people, and closed the door tightly.
"Dad, what's wrong?" Naruto also saw that his father's expression was very bad, "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
"It's okay, Naruto, Sasuke is no longer chasing you." Minato, who had woken up a little, smiled, "Let go of dad's neck."
"Oh." Naruto covered his head with a smile, "Ah, Dad, I didn't mean to break in, it was Sasuke."
Minato waved his hand to interrupt Naruto's words. He carefully observed the graceful Naruto in front of him, and felt even more dizzy. His eyes were turning black. He must be dreaming. Sure enough, it was just like Kabuto said. The excessive consumption of physical strength and energy last year It won't make up for it for a while, and it seems that it won't work if I don't sleep at night in the future.But why had his Naruto turned into a girl and grown up so much?And except for the blond hair, she looks exactly like you, Qinai.It's so beautiful. The child looks like you, Kinai, but why did Naruto run around naked without any clothes? He said that Sasuke wanted to kill her. Is Sasuke the brat from the Fugaku family who bullied our daughter? Damn it, he bullied our girl? It's not even a dream to kill people and silence them, but Naruto is a girl, and he doesn't know how far he has been bullied by that bastard. Should I kill Sasuke or let him be responsible for marrying Uchiha? It's good, but why do I still want to kill him? Fugaku, Qinai is so angry. Damn it, Qinai, what should I do? I’m so angry that my stomach hurts.
"Dad." Seeing Minato's staring eyes, Naruto was frightened, "Dad, what's wrong?"
"Naruto, do you like Sasuke?" Minato felt his stomach hurt even more when he said these words. Kinai asked Naruto to decide. If Naruto doesn't like Sasuke, I will kill him.Uchiha told them to die.I was merciful by not annihilating their entire clan.The Presbyterian Council will take care of them and die. It doesn't matter if the Hokage doesn't do it. I want to take my daughter away and fly away. Who can do anything to me?
Naruto finally realized that something was very wrong. His father was holding his stomach, breathing rapidly and trembling all over, "Kakashi, Kakashi, come here."
"Naruto, dad will never let others bully you until he dies."
"Yes, Dad, I know you are the best." Naruto looked at his father smiling at him with red eyes, almost crying, "Kakashi, come back quickly, where are the people?"
"Do you like Kakashi?"
Naruto was also dizzy now.He knew that Kakashi was unreliable and would never be around when he was needed.Naruto had no choice but to hug his father and prepare to go directly to the hospital, but his face turned pale immediately and he was in a state of seduction.
Konoha, March 61, 3, the weather was sunny.
People are not ridiculous and young.
Spring is definitely here, and everything is growing.
9 a.m.
Uzumaki Naruto finally woke up. It was already bright and the sunlight was a bit dazzling.
Naruto got dressed, washed his face and brushed his teeth, went to the bathroom, and hurried downstairs. Sure enough, his father had already gone to work. There was breakfast on the table and a message. He would not come home at noon. You had an accident with your psychic skills yesterday. If you feel uncomfortable, sleep more. Yes, don’t train, especially in psychics
Naruto shrugged, put down his hand that was about to move to the psychic toad, Tokichi, and sat down to eat his happy breakfast of fried rice, which was better made by his father.As for Naruto, who was not feeling well but still had a good appetite, he said that he actually slept quite well. Even when he opened his eyes and thought about yesterday, it was really embarrassing.It would be fine if he was beaten to the ground, but he fainted before he finished speaking. They are both jinchuriki, so why is there such a big difference? Naruto was indignant, he felt that although Gaara has always been quite unlucky, at least He has been killing people everywhere, so it seems there is nothing wrong with being a dangerous ninja and being feared.Do you really want to be like him, the Jinchuuriki of Konoha, who has been pinched in the face by aunties on the street since he was a child? Uzumaki Naruto is almost becoming Konoha's mascot.
"you're awake."
Naruto, who was thinking, almost threw away his chopsticks, "Gaara, don't be silent like my father's group of Anbu. Hey, why are you willing to speak today? There are no classes in school?"
Gaara shook her head.
Naruto scratched his head, "Do you have anything to do today?"
Gaara shook his head again.
Naruto felt a little uncomfortable when Gaara looked at him, "Well, why don't you follow me and teach Sasuke today."
Gaara squinted and turned to go upstairs.
Naruto also squinted and turned to wash the dishes, knowing that Gaara wasn't going.However, he felt that Gaara should still come and hear about the boy's puberty.Originally, Grandpa Jiraiya promised to teach Sasuke this lesson.However, Naruto twitched the corners of his mouth. He regretted the irresponsible white-haired old bastard's escape speed, although it might have been more interesting for a mature boy like him to start the lecture.
"How long does it take you to wash the dishes?"
Naruto turned around and saw Gaara standing at the door with his big gourd on his back. It seemed that he really planned to go out with him. "Hey, Gaara, I know you are not that honest either. Don't worry, today It will definitely make your trip worthwhile.”
Gaara nodded. As a hostage, he needs to establish a good relationship with the high-level heirs of the suzerain country to show goodwill, and the Hokage has arranged for him to accompany Naruto this morning. "Your father asked me not to stay in the house every day. , I can go out with you more and have fun."
Naruto ignored the sense of disobedience of saying the word "Sahuan" from Gaara's mouth, and calmly shook off the water drops on his hands, "Then let's go quickly and find Sasuke, he must be impatient."
At this time, Sasuke.
At a remote training ground in Konoha, Sasuke-san was practicing his shuriken and waiting for Naruto.Just listen to his mumbling, "Naruto Uzumaki is a nuisance, Naruto Uzumaki is a nuisance."
"Okay, Sasuke, don't be like a child. Isn't it because Naruto said he would train together in the morning and didn't come?" Nara Shikamaru next to him was holding fresh dogtail grass in the spring and drying it with his eyes closed. Staring at the sun, "It's not like you didn't hear the noise at the Hokage's house last night. Maybe something strange happened again."
"Okay, Shikamaru, I know what you want to say. Naruto didn't inform me because of the confidentiality policy. I know, but he" Sasuke hesitated. Naruto didn't come for the group training that he had agreed to do. In the end, he was the only one. What kind of torture is it to be alone in a remote training ground before dawn, awkwardly facing the embarrassed Sakura? Bastard Naruto, didn't he ask Sakura out and promised to apologize to the girl together? How do people say
Shikamaru looked at Sasuke who was throwing shurikens even harder after hearing what he said, and could only shrug at Akimichi Choji who was sitting with him.Choji was eating potato chips, "In that case, Naruto might not come in the morning, but what kind of class will Master Jiraiya have today? Why does Mr. Asuma want the two of us to come to listen?" , and Ino is not allowed to come. Ino is very angry, saying why the Sannin Jiraiya is in class, and all the people attending are boys, does Jiraiya-sama look down on the kunoichi?"
Shikamaru blinked, "Who knows? Come if you let me. If you don't, I won't come. It's really troublesome. Girls can't listen to just boys. Kunoichi should have their own courses."
"Yes." Dingji nodded and continued to chew, "Anyway, my father told me that we can't just unite with our own team, but also unite with all the teams. But why are there only two boys in our class, Xiao Li and Ning? times, even He Ya didn’t come.”
Shikamaru sighed, "Because there is a reason why their class can't let them come. If you don't mind the trouble, just wait until Lord Jiraiya comes and ask. That Lord is said to be an easy person to get along with, right, Sasuke."
Sasuke stopped, wiped his sweat, and sat down, "He is an elder who is easy to get along with. I did learn a lot, but it's weird. Ah, my brother said that people with abilities are always a little bit unusual. He's a little quirky, but as soon as you meet him, you'll know he's from the Naruto family."
Shikamaru scratched his head. He couldn't imagine that Master Jiraiya's lectures, which only young boys could listen to, could be anything other than making out in heaven.But what if it wasn't the teachings of the Sannin after all, it would be a pity not to listen.But now it seems that he really came to the wrong place.Xiao Li is someone who can't hold back his words. Neji tells his father everything, and his father is still a big talker. Even if it is a normal boys' physiology class, it will not have any good results if it is spread all over the city.Therefore, let's just not call them. As for the two people who have such a low presence as He Ya, they may have been forgotten.
A white cloud passed by
"Hey, everyone is here so early." Uzumaki Naruto finally walked slowly into the training ground with his hands behind his back.
Unfortunately, none of the three people lying or sitting on the grass looked at him.
But Naruto didn't feel embarrassed, he still slowly stood in front of the three of them with his hands behind his back.
Now it's the three people on the ground who are embarrassed.
Finally, Choji couldn't help it anymore, he stretched out the bag of potato chips, "Well, do you want some potato chips, Naruto?"
But before Naruto could reach out, Sasuke quickly put the last potato chip in the bag into his mouth and muttered, "Where's Jiraiya-sama?"
"Run away." Naruto habitually ignored the empty potato chip bag, "He ran away yesterday."
"What do you mean?" Sasuke stood up impatiently and gave Naruto a hidden look. You didn't say anything even if you didn't come in the morning, causing me to face Sakura all morning. Do you know how miserable it was.
"That means Jiraiya Class will continue to change their names. Do you think it sounds better to Tenzo Class or Yamato Team?" Naruto replied absentmindedly, giving Sasuke a comforting look by the way. I didn't mean it, I'll explain it to you later.
But Sasuke's attention was no longer on Naruto's eyes. He patted Naruto on the shoulder and said, "What do you mean we are finally getting a new teacher? Who is it from which department?"
"Can you still choose that department? Anbu, do you want Tenzo or Yamato? This time I choose one of the two." Naruto spread his hands, "But apart from knowing that they both graduated at the age of 6 and were promoted to chuunin at the age of 6, just like Kakashi, everything else I don’t know.”
"Then what to choose?" Sasuke sighed, "You have to guess."
"It's about character, why don't we let Sakura choose?" Naruto winked at Sasuke and the teacher who led the team let her choose, so she probably wouldn't be so angry.
Sasuke was stunned and nodded. It's a good idea. It doesn't matter what the teacher is. Just don't make Sakura blush every day. Konoha kunoichi can't afford to offend anyone.
Naruto acknowledged that he had received it and turned to instruct Choji to wake up Shikamaru, "Then, let's start class now."
"Class" Choji was confused, "Jiraiya-sama hasn't come yet."
"Because Jiraiya-sama ran away." Shikamaru opened his eyes, sat up, and patted the soil, "Since there is no class anymore, I will go home."
Naruto stopped Shikamaru who was about to run away and said with a smile, "No, Jiraiya-sensei isn't here, just let me explain."
"No, I want to go home." Shikamaru felt that his sixth sense was working crazily. He dodged and pulled the still stunned Choji to run away, but he still couldn't make it.Because a sand wall suddenly stood up 5 meters in front of him.
Gaara jumped down from a nearby tree.He knew that the guy who deliberately lost to Temari in the Chunin Exam could tell at a glance that Naruto had been holding back bad ideas just like him, so he couldn't let Shikamaru go.He admitted that he just came to watch the fun today.So if a person is naked, what will he see?Moreover, as a proton, it is enough to maintain a good relationship with Naruto. As for other high-level heirs of Konoha, Naruto would not be very happy if he had a warm relationship with everyone in the new generation of Konoha.
Of course, Gaara's move must have made Naruto happy and Shikamaru unhappy.
Shikamaru knew that he couldn't leave. Who knew what Uzumaki Naruto would do this time? As a childhood playmate, he said that although Naruto became a genin, he was not as honest as Uzumaki Naruto, and he had seen it recently. He became more and more steady, but he would never forget who was the initiator of those unfortunate pranks that stirred up Konoha.It's really too much trouble.
But Dingci was still very interested, "What are you going to talk about?"
"Ahem, this is it." Naruto enjoyed the gazes of Sasuke, Choji and Gaara, cleared his throat and spit out two words,
"woman"
Nara Shikamaru raised his forehead and sighed, he knew, he knew that Naruto didn't have a good idea.I just don’t know who is unlucky this time. It’s better to be Sasuke, not Choji and him who are unlucky. He is a chuunin. Why is he wrong not to attend the regular chuunin meeting? He shouldn’t try his best not to go just because the meeting is troublesome. , he shouldn't stop going to see his father's internal reference briefing because he is lazy. He has obviously obtained a special qualification to have access to high-level intelligence. If he had known that Jiraiya had run away yesterday, he would never come today.
"Anyway, everyone has nothing to do today, so there's no harm in listening if you're interested.
. "Naruto struck while the iron was hot and raised the corner of his mouth, "And I was there when Mr. Jiraiya prepared the lesson plan, and it's really not the kind of lesson you imagined. For example, after listening to it, you will no longer be afraid of women. "
"What does it mean to no longer be afraid of women? What is there to be afraid of women? But if I learn how to do it, I won't be afraid of my mother's nagging like my father." Ding Ci was already a little curious.And Shikamaru already wants to knock Choji out. Why is it that everyone is 13 years old? Some people already understand everything, and some people don't understand anything.
But how could Naruto give up such a good opportunity? He stretched out a finger and shook it from side to side, "no, no, no. Teacher Jiraiya said it is a technique related to fighting. It is fighting to improve combat effectiveness."
Finally, Sasuke's ears perked up a little.Naruto immediately continued when he saw it, "Think about it, we are ninjas. Not only do ninjas have to be able to fight, but collecting intelligence is also very important. Especially when going out to collect intelligence. What are the most common encounters in intelligence warfare? The situation is a battle of wits and courage. When you have a battle of wits and courage, you have to play tricks, so there are alienation plots, counter-influence plots, and beauty traps."
Naruto was suddenly stuck. He hummed a few times and began to admit his mistake with some annoyance. "Ah, I'm sorry about that. I forgot if there was any mission in history where someone died due to a beauty trap, Sasuke."
"Idiot, that's what the kunoichi do every year at the capital dance to collect information." Sasuke really picked up the conversation.
"Yes, yes, Sasuke is indeed the best." Naruto nodded humbly, "So, you see, right? If you see a beautiful woman and you can't walk, it's easy for her intelligence officers to eat her up. Jiraiya The teacher also said that if we can see beautiful women often, we will naturally be able to resist the charm of beautiful women. That’s why he goes to places where there are many beautiful women every day. Otherwise, why would Sannin Jiraiya do such a wrong thing? It's about my identity, but I still enjoy it and Jiraiya-sensei actually didn't do anything bad. My dad said, you should respect him."
"As expected of Hokage-sama, my brother said so too." This time it was still not Chou who spoke, Shikamaru had already restrained him, nor was it Gaara who was watching the fun, Gaara's mouth was twitching to the point of making sand. Shaking.Well, it was Sasuke who answered, the unlucky Sasuke who still had respect for Jiraiya.
Naruto looked at Sasuke's slightly confused but obviously thinking eyes, bit his lip, suppressed the excitement in his heart that the prank was about to succeed, and continued to guide, "Jiraiya-sensei said, a true hero should be the one with a beautiful woman in his arms." , Sitting in peace. Over the years, he has seen countless times, those young people who are obviously strong were finally destroyed by the weak kunoichi. Right, Sasuke"
Sasuke nodded.Choji didn't know why, Gaara's face was already cramped, and Shikamaru lowered his head. He just saw the sparkle in the eyes of Master Naruto. This Sasuke has been bullied since the first day of school. Why is he so old and still so shameless? He knew to be careful of fools and he also knew that Naruto was going to start teasing people. Fortunately, the heir to the head of the Uchiha family was his brother, the genius Itachi. If it had been him, Uchiha would have been screwed.
"Well." Naruto continued, his face facing Sasuke and he kept saying, "You see, this is the truth. By the way, do you want to try to see if you can withstand the test? Don't worry, my method does not require going to the women's bathroom. I’ve tried planting the land anyway, I’m fine with it, but you, forget it, you probably won’t be able to do it, your will is definitely not strong enough.”
"Who says I'm not strong-willed enough." Sasuke put on the gloves, raised his chest and raised his head, "Just come, I'm afraid of you. If you can do it, I can do it."
"Well, let's forget it," Naruto twisted, "I'm afraid you will regret it, what if you are not strong-willed enough."
"No, I have confidence in myself."
"Then don't blame me in the future. You swear, no matter what the outcome, you are not allowed to complain about Uzumaki Naruto or complain to your family."
"I swear to come."
"It's a test for you."
"Come on." Sasuke's eyes widened.
Naruto bit his lip fiercely and made a hand seal, "123 Color-Seduction Technique"
After a burst of smoke
Naruto laughed and ran away, while Sasuke behind him covered his nose and chased after him with red eyes.
Gaara and Shikamaru looked at each other and found that there was nothing strange in each other's eyes, and then nodded to each other.Gaara went up the tree to continue basking in the sun, Shikamaru took out a handkerchief and handed it to Chouji, who silently wiped the nosebleed.
As for Naruto and Sasuke, they ran out of the forest and into the street, avoiding pedestrians, knocking over stalls, being watched by men, and talked about by women.
Finally, the duty captain of Konoha's security team went out with his men, but when he saw that Master Sasuke was chasing a naked blond beauty, what was going on? This ANBU, you are right, that naked beauty is Naru Young Master Ren, the captain, finally asked his vice-captain with a blank face, "What should we do?"
This senior member of the security department has begun to calmly direct traffic and maintain law and order. He said to his juniors and superiors, "If there is a problem, solve it."
The new captain of the Security Department continued to ask him with a white face, "How to solve it?"
The vice-captain rolled his eyes at the frightened young man, "What a big deal, have you forgotten that Master Naruto even dares to paint messily on the Hokage Rock? We, the fourth generation adults, don't have to choose anything, we just love our sons." There's nothing you can say. You can't control Master Sasuke. If you're not afraid that the head of the family will bear his grudge, you should just drive those two bastards to the Hokage's office as before and let the Hokage deal with it on his own."
then
Hokage Building, Hokage Office
During the jounin captain meeting.
"What's wrong, it's so noisy outside."
"Someone is running around naked." A secret guard whispered to the Hokage gently.
"Are you horny again?" Minato looked at the secret guard who whispered to him, "Speak louder."
"No, a woman with blond hair and a voluptuous figure is running naked." The dark guard swallowed and whispered into the Hokage's ear.
"What's wrong with you today?" Minato frowned, "Get some kunoichi to stop her. Come on, it's annoying to be so noisy."
"this"
"what"
"boom"
The door to the Hokage's office opened wide.All the participants watched helplessly as a piece of beautiful flesh flew between them with a fragrant wind, and then fell on the Hokage.Just listen to the woman say,
"Dad, Sasuke is crazy, he wants to kill me."
At this moment, Namikaze Minato felt the soft body in his arms and touched the long golden hair. He was stunned. He had indeed stayed up all night yesterday. Did he accidentally fall asleep during the meeting?
"dad."
"Yeah." Minato replied unconsciously.
"Sasuke is crazy, he"
"boom"
The door of the Hokage's office opened wide, and at the same time a big fireball came towards him accompanied by a voice, "Uzumaki Naruto, go to hell"
Unfortunately, the fireball was extinguished in an instant. Uchiha Itachi reached out and grabbed his brother in front of him. He covered his mouth tightly and watched with the jounin captains in the room as the Hokage's face began to turn pale and blue, and he was sweating coldly. .
Kakashi was the first to react, and pushed the Uchiha brothers out of the door, quickly disappeared with the remaining people, and closed the door tightly.
"Dad, what's wrong?" Naruto also saw that his father's expression was very bad, "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
"It's okay, Naruto, Sasuke is no longer chasing you." Minato, who had woken up a little, smiled, "Let go of dad's neck."
"Oh." Naruto covered his head with a smile, "Ah, Dad, I didn't mean to break in, it was Sasuke."
Minato waved his hand to interrupt Naruto's words. He carefully observed the graceful Naruto in front of him, and felt even more dizzy. His eyes were turning black. He must be dreaming. Sure enough, it was just like Kabuto said. The excessive consumption of physical strength and energy last year It won't make up for it for a while, and it seems that it won't work if I don't sleep at night in the future.But why had his Naruto turned into a girl and grown up so much?And except for the blond hair, she looks exactly like you, Qinai.It's so beautiful. The child looks like you, Kinai, but why did Naruto run around naked without any clothes? He said that Sasuke wanted to kill her. Is Sasuke the brat from the Fugaku family who bullied our daughter? Damn it, he bullied our girl? It's not even a dream to kill people and silence them, but Naruto is a girl, and he doesn't know how far he has been bullied by that bastard. Should I kill Sasuke or let him be responsible for marrying Uchiha? It's good, but why do I still want to kill him? Fugaku, Qinai is so angry. Damn it, Qinai, what should I do? I’m so angry that my stomach hurts.
"Dad." Seeing Minato's staring eyes, Naruto was frightened, "Dad, what's wrong?"
"Naruto, do you like Sasuke?" Minato felt his stomach hurt even more when he said these words. Kinai asked Naruto to decide. If Naruto doesn't like Sasuke, I will kill him.Uchiha told them to die.I was merciful by not annihilating their entire clan.The Presbyterian Council will take care of them and die. It doesn't matter if the Hokage doesn't do it. I want to take my daughter away and fly away. Who can do anything to me?
Naruto finally realized that something was very wrong. His father was holding his stomach, breathing rapidly and trembling all over, "Kakashi, Kakashi, come here."
"Naruto, dad will never let others bully you until he dies."
"Yes, Dad, I know you are the best." Naruto looked at his father smiling at him with red eyes, almost crying, "Kakashi, come back quickly, where are the people?"
"Do you like Kakashi?"
Naruto was also dizzy now.He knew that Kakashi was unreliable and would never be around when he was needed.Naruto had no choice but to hug his father and prepare to go directly to the hospital, but his face turned pale immediately and he was in a state of seduction.
Konoha, March 61, 3, the weather was sunny.
People are not ridiculous and young.
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