[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

On September 60, 9 in Konoha, before dawn, the mess on the ground after last night's carnival had been cleaned up, as if nothing had happened. This was a military fortress deliberately built in a battleground for military strategists. The country of Konoha.

7:45 am

Go to work, go to school, go to school.

Uchiha Itachi, who was not let out to play by the Hokage last night, yawned and opened the door to the Hokage's office.

Then open the windows, fetch water, sweep the floor, sprinkle water, and wipe the table

Finally, the poor captain of the guard on duty in the Hokage's office saw the small note pressed on the huge desk. There were several pieces of colorful wedding candy on it. Putting aside the candy, it was written in the Hokage's handwriting: I was on duty last night and I won't be working today. Namifeng Minato .

Itachi picked up the note and sighed deeply.The secret guard who claims to have the longest daily contact with Naruto discovered that the adults in his family have changed a lot recently. In winter and spring, he really wants to work 26 hours a day.Now Itachi shook his head, anyway, Naruto's daily life is now a matter of "roots".Of course, according to his understanding, the roots are also an integral part of Hokage's ANBU, but they are not under the control of ANBU Kakashi.But just because he was not in charge of the ANBU, he had to deal with other "roots" every day. He couldn't understand what his colleagues were thinking. Anyway, he was quite happy getting along with the few "gans" who were protecting the Hokage. Yes, it's more pleasant than Anbu.But this is not important. What is important is that he took advantage of the regular meeting at work to hand over the Hokage's leave note for today to the General Staff. It is more important that the Hokage also needs to report to the General Staff when asking for leave.As for whether it is approved or not, the Hokage has no control over it, really.

Itachi put the note in his arms and decided not to waste this fair and honest job of relaxing his muscles and bones. He was going to run all the way. If he didn't run, his bones would get rusty.

then

8:30 am

General Staff Office

"Is there any logical causal connection between being on duty yesterday and not going to work today?" Konoha's chief of staff roared while showing everyone the leave note approved by the Hokage himself.

"That's why I didn't write it down. Who do you think he is? That's a golden sparkle that makes things almost watertight." This was the intelligence minister secretly laughing, but he didn't say the second half of the sentence. He can only do things watertight when his mind is clear. .

"But" this was the director of logistics sighing. He pointed at the pieces of the kissing doll that he "accidentally" crushed on the table and hesitated to speak, "What will the fourth generation do with these kissing dolls?"

"Minato's arrival can't solve this problem." The young elder Uchiha Fugaku pulled away the pieces of ceramics and gloated, "You'd better find a solution on your own."

"We have no choice." Chief of Staff Haiyi lowered his head and sighed. He also picked up a kissing doll, which happened to be "accidentally" crushed. He followed Fugaku's example and pulled it, but there was nothing in the fragments. "In short, Uchiha Fugaku , forgive my lack of IQ, although you have conveyed the idea of ​​​​the Presbyterian Church, but I still haven’t figured out what the Presbyterian Church wants to do with so many kissing dolls. I also don’t understand why these damn kissing dolls were useless yesterday. More Don’t know what to do with these damn kissing dolls now.”

"You have to find a way even if you have no choice. You've bought everything, spent all the money, and you can't return it." Fugaku handed Shikaku a kissing doll again, but Shikaku didn't take it. "Anyway, the adults in the Presbyterian Church are asking for it now." We solve this problem, and we can only do our best to solve this problem.”

"I'm asking you to solve this problem." Calculator No. [-], who suddenly transformed, spoke coldly to Fugaku.

Seeing that Haiichi could no longer maintain his human nature, Shikaku also transformed into Calculator No. [-], "I can't understand this question. Ask someone else. Otherwise, you should try to break through the double blockade of Anbu and Gen to ask Minato."

For a moment, Uchiha Fugaku wanted to just make a calculator, but he still gave in, "It's my fault. As the youngest, least qualified, and least powerful elder in the Presbyterian Church, I didn't stop that person. It's my fault for these legendary big shots. They're just useless kissing dolls anyway. Just deduct the money from my pension and keep them mine."

"It goes as you say." Hinata Hizu simply slapped his hand on the table.

"Yes, we know that the Uchiha family is responsible." Haiichi and Shikaku followed.

"Hey" Fugaku was about to cry, "You have no loyalty."

"What do you want?" Hinata Hiashi patted the table again, "How about we leave it until Minato takes care of it. Anyway, things like dolls can't go bad."

then

Uchiha Fugaku just watched the three people start the normal joint office when the Hokage was away, and no one ignored him.Fugaku had no choice but to stand up and say goodbye, because the ANBU on duty had already begun to invite him out. If it had been before, he would have been working in this room now. If his damn right shoulder had not been injured, he could still continue with this old injury. He was his security minister, but the old men of the Uchiha family felt that he should join the Council of Elders while the fourth generation was on sick leave and unable to serve as director.Because that was the only place in Konoha that Namikaze Minato had no control over, because if Minato was working normally at that time, he would definitely not let an Uchiha go there to fan the flames.

Fugaku felt that whatever he did was for the benefit of Uchiha, it just so happened that he didn't like the busy work of the Security Department.And why should I have a falling out with the old men at home?

But he regrets it now. He prefers to work overtime and prefer to be left out with his former comrades and teammates. It feels really bad to be left out.

As for the kissing doll

Fugaku looked at the remains of another pile of ceramic shards that had been "accidentally" pinched out, but there was still nothing in them.

Could it really be that Elder Koharu had nothing to do but a prank? But if this old woman simply wanted to kiss the dolls all over the place during the wedding, then she could do it by finding two chuunin and creating a bunch of shadow clones.And the third generation, too, actually praised this idea as a good one. If he bought all the kissing dolls in Konoha, there would no longer be the embarrassing situation of opening wedding gifts and kissing dolls on all the window sills in the house, okay? Minato has been reminded a long time ago that when Konoha is opened for business, advertising must be restricted. In the beginning, it was just an advertisement by a person who dealt with kissing dolls, saying that only kissing dolls were the best blessing gifts.How come it has become so popular that you have to give a kissing doll when you get married? Are ninjas so easily influenced by advertising?

But this is fine, Fugaku thought about his niece who finally got married to the Hyuga family as she wished, although her grandfather was still thinking about what the girl could bring home from the Hyuga family.But he, as an uncle, is still more concerned that the young couple will not be so embarrassed that they can't get into bed because they are all kissing dolls before they open the gifts. I don't know how they went in the bridal chamber.

"I don't know what those guys who got married yesterday were like in their bridal chambers."

The first thing Kakashi did when he woke up from his sleep was not to open his eyes, but to think about the above questions.Then he suddenly touched his face. Fortunately, the mask was still there.

Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief, and finally climbed up, holding his head that looked like it was cracked like a pomegranate, and began to think about what the situation was like, hoping it wasn't so bad.Kakashi, who was very aware that he was drunk yesterday, prayed and opened his eyes.Golden sunlight shone in from the curtains. Kakashi focused his eyes and saw clearly the pattern on the curtains. The laughing green frog was the same one many years ago when Naruto cried and shouted not to sleep in a room full of swirling leaf totems. When he was young, he and his teacher flew to the capital to have it custom-made.

Kakashi sighed, this is Naruto's room, he slept in Naruto's room yesterday.Where did Naruto sleep last night? Kakashi, who was hungover, was still not very clear-headed.Really, I need to take cold medicine as soon as possible. This idiot who still remembered that he had a cold sniffed, but suddenly found that his cold seemed to be completely cured. Is it true that alcohol can cure colds?

Kakashi wandered to the toilet. The moment he saw the toilet, he finally realized that he had more important physical problems that needed to be solved.

A few minutes later, the yawning drunk reluctantly allowed himself to be seen in the mirror.Kakashi didn't want to see what he looked like when he was hungover, let alone a drunk with a cold.But after all, he still had to go out to meet people later. At least he had to ask what happened after he fell asleep on the sofa at the teacher's house.

But Kakashi was overly worried. He looked clean in the mirror, his clothes were uniforms, brand new inside and out, and there was no trace of dirt on them, but Kakashi became afraid.Damn it, has his face finally been seen by his subordinates?

Kakashi, who was still not very conscious, rushed out of the door and rushed directly into the teacher's room without even looking at "Gen" on duty.

"bang"

Uzumaki Naruto stood on the bed, rubbed his fluffy eyes, threw away the gum, looked up at Kakashi who was standing by the wall because his clothes were nailed to the wall, and said curiously, "Kakashi, Are you playing a real-life knife-throwing game?"

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sp; No, Kakashi didn't have time to wipe off the cold sweat. He gently took off the shuriken that was grazing along his neck. He was already frightened by Naruto's speed just now. He was a jounin. No, the kage-level ninja didn't avoid the jinchūra. The power is terrible.

"Kakashi, shut up, I want to sleep." Namikaze Minato also sat up, but he covered his eyes to block the faint light outside the door, and immediately lay down again.

Kakashi swallowed, it must have been Naruto's words just now.

Naruto, on the other hand, was awakened a little by his father's low roar. He glanced at Kakashi, whose eyes were dull, and led Kakashi out the door with his hands behind his back.

living room

"What's wrong?" Naruto continued to rub his eyes and yawned. The feeling of being woken up by someone was much different from waking up by himself.

He was the one who wanted to ask what was going on the most, right? Kakashi looked at Naruto with his eyes almost closed, but didn't say anything.Although he has always been a shameless bastard, it is really embarrassing for a grown man to worry about who changed his clothes, and the person in front of him is still a junior.

"Why don't you speak?" Naruto was still waiting for an answer.

Kakashi still said nothing, thinking it might be a better idea to ask his men.

But Naruto suddenly reacted and shouted, "Kakashi, you've finally had enough sleep and are willing to get up. Can't you sleep a few more days?"

Seeing that Naruto was completely awake, Kakashi finally spoke, well, like all hungover people, his voice was a little hoarse, "What's going on? I can't remember."

Naruto was very angry when he heard this, but he still took out two cartons of milk from the refrigerator, threw one to Kakashi, and drank one by himself.

Kakashi was depressed. He wanted to know what happened more than drinking milk, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Naruto, tell me, you can ask for whatever conditions you want."

Naruto finally raised his face and grinned, "I'll mention it casually."

Kakashi closed his eyes and nodded, "You can mention it whatever you want, it's up to you to have sex with Heaven."

Naruto curled his lips, "I think I would buy that kind of thing and teach me how to fly the Thunder God."

Kakashi nodded and suddenly shook his head like a rattle.He wanted to please the teacher now. If the teacher knew that he could hand over such dangerous techniques to Naruto casually, he would really be dead, really dead.

"Then I won't tell you. I'll tell others about the shameless embarrassing things Anbu did when he was drunk." Naruto looked at Kakashi shaking his head and shook his head with a smile, "You don't even know what it means to be laughed at. Because it doesn’t really matter what it tastes like, right? You’re so thick-skinned anyway.”

Kakashi sighed and lowered his head, "Naruto, you are a genin, change it to another one."

Naruto also shrugged. He knew Kakashi was stupid, but he didn't expect a person to be so stupid. If it were him, he would definitely agree first before talking.After all, he didn't say that he must immediately teach Konoha's AN minister to be so stupid. Uzumaki Naruto felt that his father was really nepotistic this time.

Kakashi saw that Naruto didn't move and sighed again. The child in front of him inherited his father's powerful genetic distraction.But Kakashi, who was already sober, didn't care. His hangover head was still throbbing and painful and he couldn't concentrate.In short, he only saw the milk in his hand now, and realized Naruto's intention to drink milk to sober up, so he followed Naruto's example and poured it into his throat. In an instant, everything seemed to be fine.

"Why are you silent again?" Naruto kicked Kakashi, forgetting the slippers he was wearing, and the shoes flew far away.

Kakashi watched Naruto sitting on the sofa looking at him helplessly, sighed, and kicked his shoes back to Naruto's feet accurately.

Naruto put on his shoes and looked at Kakashi who was in a depressed mood, "Kakashi, actually, if you had just come over and helped me put on my shoes like I did when I was a child, I would have told you everything, and of course I would have told you nothing. other people."

Kakashi said awkwardly, "How old do you think you are now, Uzumaki Naruto, you are 13 years old."

"One more month."

"25 days."

cold field

Neither of them spoke again.

Kakashi spoke first, "I'm going back to the office to see if there's anything I need to deal with immediately. I'll come back later."

"My dad helped you solve the things you had to solve yesterday, Kakashi, what have you been thinking about recently?" Naruto said disdainfully, "In order to take care of you, dad didn't go to bed until early in the morning. Didn't you see that embarrassing look of yours?" .Last night, I finished my party and went to pick up my dad from the night shift. As soon as we entered the house, we thought that thieves could also break into the Hokage's house. But we saw you lying on the sofa. Don't ask me what you did. I really don't want to recall a bunch of snot. What does it look like to be crying, smelling of alcohol, and wearing a mask and vomiting everywhere? If my father hadn't been quick and quick to drive away the ANBU and guards who came back, Zizikaxi, you wouldn't be as simple as being embarrassed. "

Kakashi lowered his head. He shouldn't have listened to the instigation of those underage Anbu. What kind of evil idea did they come up with? However, Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief. Now that the teacher has driven away the person on duty, the family scandal is still there. Not publicized.

Naruto looked at Kakashi who was only in a confessional state, and felt unhappy, "Yesterday you had a fever, Kabuto checked, but you will be fine after just one injection. You idiot, if you have a cold, please don't go to my dad's side, okay?" His health has been much better recently, but who knows if your cold is viral or not? What if you catch it, idiot. Also, Kabuto said, I have to wake my dad up at breakfast to eat, and if he is sleepy, he will have a meal after eating. You can't even let me leave my food behind. Even though he won't admit it to his life, he is really angry about getting out of bed. He will not stop scolding me, my only son."

Kakashi nodded, and if he went to call him, it would be better to be scolded than to ignore him.

Naruto looked at the honest Kakashi, still feeling very unhappy, but continued, "Well. Don't worry, my dad has always been taking care of you, and I didn't see your face. My dad said you don't Love having someone see your face. He worked all day and night yesterday and took care of you, Kakashi."

Kakashi nodded, he said nothing, he wanted to cry now.I just heard Naruto say that the teacher still remembered that he didn't like his face to be seen, and he remembered that a long time ago, the teacher was so used to that useless damn Uchiha Obito who was always late for various strange reasons.He obviously looked down upon Obito the most, that coward who always caused trouble for the teacher, but after so many years, why did he end up causing trouble for the teacher every day like that damn Obito?

Naruto was almost crying when he saw Kakashi. He felt weird. As for what, the gentlemen were just drunk. Kakashi might still be drunk, "Kakashi."

"Yes." Kakashi rubbed his eyes, "Tell me, Naruto, except for what the teacher doesn't allow me to do, I can do anything."

Naruto suddenly felt a chill in his heart. He found that something was very wrong with Kakashi today, and he felt a little numb.

"Naruto"

"Ah, I forgot to say happy birthday to you yesterday."

"what"

"Isn't September 9th your birthday?"

"I always celebrate the ANBU's collective birthday."

Naruto's eyes widened, "Then didn't you just act coquettishly last night because we all forgot your birthday?"

Kakashi was bewildered.

"why"

Kakashi scratched his head, he couldn't answer the question.Could it be that he was a fool who got drunk on purpose?So what should I tell Naruto? Because September 9th is the anniversary of his mother's death, he doesn't want to get up in the morning to worship his parents, and then sing songs to celebrate his birth with his relatives and friends in the evening. Kakashi sighed, he was still pestering him. He asked "Why why?" Naruto felt that this boy was really lucky. No matter what, the teacher was still alive.

"Naruto, no"

"I know."

"Kid, what do you know."

"I just knew I would never make my dad sad."

If you can't say it, don't say it. I understand.

Konoha 60

Today, Kakashi officially turned 27 years old. He was eating and drinking at his teacher's house as usual. He felt that he was really happy like this.

Today, 13 days before Naruto's 25th birthday, he asked Kakashi for three unconditional wishes to be paid for keeping someone drunk and ugly.

Today, there are still 38 days until Minato turns 129. In the evening, he still canceled the barbecue party he had arranged. This time, he really didn't want to know whether Kai and Anko would come.