[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

Nothing major has happened for a long time, and the newspapers are full of news that continues to flow.However, the editor-in-chief of the newspaper still urged his reporters every day to tell them that it was not because there was no incident, but because you did not discover it.

Or Konoha, August 50, 8

After noon, the sun is shining vertically on people’s heads

Fire Country Konoha

Kakashi was leaning in a shadowed corner of the street, hiding his figure, gnawing on the big apple that came from the teacher's refrigerator after dinner, watching the people coming and going, and waiting.Well, the Hokage of Konoha is actually a very disobedient person.At best, he's casual and cool, at worst, he's so willful that he won't eat when he's in a bad mood, and if you tell him, he'll run away to show you.

Of course, as a shadow, he couldn't run away like his son, but he could still keep half of his sanity just in case.Now the rational half of him was taking a nap at home, and the one they were out to catch was the other half who felt that sleep was a waste of life once it was full.Fortunately, after these days of intensive investigation, ANBU intelligence personnel have been able to roughly determine that the suspected Hokage is disguised as Kong Xingshang, a strange face who looks familiar with Konoha's situation.

According to Kakashi's original intention, he didn't care at all about the Hokage running around.These days, even a child can have some privacy. An adult, no matter how open-minded he is, sometimes needs to be alone.But now he couldn't wait to just follow the coordinates of Flying Thunder God and run behind his teacher, knock him out and carry him home.At this time, the arrangement between him and the ANBU reached the most critical moment. If the Hokage really discovered that his apprentice was playing with his son, it didn't matter if the plan failed. No matter how failed the plan was, his teacher would definitely be able to solve it.However, he was dead.

The more Kakashi thought about it, the more uneasy he became. He was sweating and shuddering. It was not that he didn't know how important Uzumaki Naruto was to Namikaze Minato, but why did he get so excited at that time that he didn't think he could help the teacher solve the problem and tell Naruto? He is the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi, a problem that has not been solved for 12 years. What's more important is that he still hides it, knowing that what Namikaze Minato hates most in his life is "not knowing the truth".

In fact, Kakashi had already had a premonition a few days ago about whether the teacher had sensed something, which was why he often skipped naps and ran outside. Moreover, when the teacher just asked him if Naruto was dating a girl at noon, he Damn he didn't give the teacher any reaction. After all, that is the golden flash of Konoha Hokage. He is a hero who can turn the tide with a smile no matter how dangerous the situation is on the battlefield. He is a great man who can control the situation no matter how complicated and dangerous the power struggle is.As for him, he was the one who had been taught by his teacher step by step for 20 years. Could he really hide it from his teacher? The more Kakashi thought about it, the worse he got. Finally, he made the gesture of flying thunder god, "Because while he is taking advantage of this opportunity, It is better for him to take sleeping pills and secretly bury the coordinates on his body and be scolded than to let him know the current situation and get angry."

So Kakashi quietly came up behind a passerby, who turned out to be a businessman from out of town.And the man stiffened the moment Kakashi stood behind him.Kakashi looked at the emaciated back of the person in front of him and his slight panting due to the lack of energy due to the temperature. He checked the coordinates drawn on him again and breathed a sigh of relief. "Teacher, the game is over, let's go back."

The man also breathed a sigh of relief, but he was still stiff, "This great sir, I"

"Teacher, stop pretending, go back and take medicine and sleep. It's still unclear the specific effects of certain medicines on shadow clones. Moreover, shadow clones are really harmful to the body if used for a long time. You know it yourself, too. Being overdrawn is not a fun thing. Don't worry, Naruto just has a big problem with Jiraiya-sama recently. We will just arrange a new teacher for him in a few days."

But the businessman became even stiffer. He opened his mouth and made a weak "I, I," sound.

Kakashi sighed, "Teacher, you have been discovered, don't give me anything else."

"My wife save me~~~~"

This was a wailing sound, and then a strong woman jumped out from the large sale shop next to her and ran straight towards the thin man, holding a rolling pin with a price tag in her hand.

Then there was another burst of wailing, "Everyone, come quickly, someone is robbing the rolling pin~~"

In an instant, people from all directions immediately gathered into a small circle, inside which were the fat woman, the thin man and the unlucky Kakashi who were surrounded.Kakashi's eyes were filled with confusion. He pulled the thin man's clothes aside and touched his collarbone with chakra. A slightly red pattern flashed out. It was true, it was the Flying Thunder God that he had drawn on the teacher's body with his own hands. Mark, he even specially wrote "I'm sorry" in order to make it easier for the teacher to forgive him after finding out. But this person is not the teacher. How on earth did the teacher transfer the seal spell intact to other people's bodies? And this Doesn't it mean that his teacher already knew what tricks he was playing? And if this person is not a teacher, why is it so unnatural to see ANBU and Chakra? Kakashi suddenly raised his head and finally found himself surrounded by people. fact.

"We have notified the Konoha security department, please don't move. Whatever you say now will be used as evidence in court."

"Yes, that's right, it's this ninja. Everyone is optimistic about him. He's taking off my husband's clothes. Husband~~your chastity~~~"

"Yeah, you wretch, you can't leave."

Kakashi really didn't leave, it wasn't because he didn't want to leave or because he couldn't leave, because anyone who saw the ANBU shivering and reacting with chakra was either a traitor or a spy.So no matter what, now that we've encountered it, we have to go back and investigate.If he left, if he ran away, Kakashi would feel that he was really at a disadvantage.

He's so silly, really.

On the other side, in the quiet Konoha forest.

Uzumaki Naruto was scraping the fish scales and kept repeating, "99 Kakashi will be unlucky, 100 Kakashi will be unlucky."

Gaara, who was sitting quietly next to him, looked at Naruto. He was counting. The son of the Hokage had cursed the one named Kakashi 101 times.

"Okay, 100 times a day, your mood will really get better." Naruto finished the fish in his hand, washed it and handed it to Gaara.

Gaara took it, and he really wanted to tell the stupid boy opposite him that he hadn't counted correctly every day. Yesterday it was 102, and the day before yesterday it was 99. The day before yesterday was even more exaggerated. 56 was followed by 67. This had to make Gaara I doubt whether the tutor of the Hokage's son has ever taught mathematics properly.

"Hey, Gaara, don't be dumbfounded. If you want to eat the fish, go ahead and set up the fire." Naruto looked at the boy opposite and stared blankly at the fish, so he had no choice but to take the fish from his hand again. Come here, jump up the tree, pick a leaf, wash it and put it on.Then he picked up a dry branch and handed it to Gaara, "This is firewood. Go pick up some and bring it back."

Gaara took the branch, his mouth twitching. He wanted to tell this stupid golden-haired boy that he knew what firewood was, but he really didn't have the habit of talking to the target of his assassination, so he could only collect firewood honestly.

Naruto looked at Gaara who turned away and continued to squat down and put his hand into the river to scrape the scales of another fish. He really didn't understand that the teachers at Sunagakure School were all weird people, how could they put a Ying's son was taught that his appearance affected the image of the Kingdom of Wind. Ying's son should be like him, making people feel friendly and cordial at first glance.

Is it friendly and approachable?

Naruto couldn't help but smile at the clear river, and Naruto in the reflection also smiled. Naruto winked at himself in the river, and the man in the river also winked. Naruto found it very interesting, stuck out his tongue, and twisted his eyes. Tilted head.He suddenly felt that it would be more interesting if he had a brother who could be silly with him face to face since childhood.So he couldn't help but turn around and look at Gaara, and just in time to see Gaara looking at him, Naruto smiled and waved.But Gaara pretended not to see him and continued to look for his dry branches.

Naruto shrugged, a brother is interesting, but not like Gaara.Otherwise, Dad will not be able to sleep even more.But what if he has to be a silent facial paralysis? Sasuke and his brother are actually not bad.At least I can lend a hand when fighting with others.And after all, he is a few years older, so he can help him think of something.Of course, Shikamaru Sasuke can also sit together to discuss things, but it is a big joke that our fathers look down every day to see the little secrets between brothers, especially Hyuga Neji, that guy Electra will never explain, Ya told his dad everything.

His father is not as honest as Hinata's father. The uncle is very lively and popular. Shikamaru has also conducted experiments to completely prove it. He told Neji one thing. In less than two days, all the fathers in Konoha will probably Knowing that, Shikamaru was right. If you want to keep a secret, you should keep the secret in your stomach for the rest of your life.

But sometimes Naruto just couldn't help it. He said a lot of things, as if he had a little tabby cat in his heart and scratched it with his claws all day long.

For example, Kakashi would automatically appear at their house no matter day or night.Well, in Kakashi's own words, he has been eating at home every day since I was born.But he just hates it for no reason, and now he has an additional medicine man's pocket.It's unbelievable that Kabuto Yakushi is actually his father's shadow guard. However, he can still tolerate this shadow guard without an ANBU uniform for a while. At least that guy knows that he should shut up when he talks and he shouldn't appear. Time to leave.Then there is Grandpa Jiraiya.In short, this white-haired bastard is not as good as Kakashi's white-haired bastard. Kakashi at least knows how to wash the dishes at home, and occasionally helps wash clothes and mop the floor.But what about the legendary lecherous old man? Well, he is a hero. Heroes never wash dishes. It is normal for heroes to like to look at beautiful women when nothing happens. But Naruto has this kind of teacher, Naruto has this kind of disciple, and Konoha has this kind of teacher. Isn’t this kind of elder really not ashamed? If you like women so much, why don’t you just marry one home early? You close the door and do whatever you want in the bedroom in the dark.

It's too far off topic, but the above is indeed what Naruto really wanted to say to his father recently, but he couldn't say it out loud. It's been a long time since their father and son had a chance to be alone together.Of course, he could actually wake up his father secretly when no one was around, like he did when he was a child, and then the father and son would giggle and giggle for half the night under the quilt.But after all, he is no longer a child. He knows that humans are a species that need good sleep to cope with complex tasks.And his father didn't get enough sleep at night, and now that it was rare to develop a good habit of catching up on sleep at noon, he couldn't delay it.Although my father's physical condition miraculously has only been a few headaches, fever, and colds over the past few years, compared to a few years ago, he is too thin. He is so thin that he always feels nervous.

Naruto thought about it, becoming even more depressed and using more force on his hands. The recipe said that the fish scales must be scraped off.

Anyway, when Gaara threw the branch at Naruto's feet, Naruto was still grinning.

Gaara stared at the unmoved Naruto, wanting to remind him that the fish in your hand was almost scraped to the bone, and that "rumbling" sound like thunder was because your stomach was hungry. The Hokage finally felt that this son was so edible that he couldn't afford to raise him and was ready to throw it away.

Naruto didn't know what Gaara was using his divine logic to unfold in his mind. What he saw was that Gaara dropped the firewood at his feet and began to act like a tree stump without moving.

"I'll light the fire." Naruto sighed, put the fish in his hands and the fish on the leaves on the branches and handed them to Gaara, "You take it."

Gaara's mouth continued to twitch, but he still held the fish obediently. He really wanted to tell the Hokage's son that he should go get the chow mein from the cafeteria or some ramen from Ichiraku. He felt that he had forgotten it in his whole life. There were countless half-cooked fish carcasses buried deep in the ground beneath my feet.

"Now, I was angry with Dad today, probably because I was angry with Dad. Anyway, when I was in a hurry, I forgot that I should eat a full meal before changing clothes and running away with my wallet, so we can only eat grilled fish." The fire was already lit. Naruto raised his head and saw Gaara's eyes. He was very familiar with it. Sasuke always looked like this when he despised him. Naruto hated this kind of look, but regarding grilled fish, he himself felt that he should despise himself as a man. We must dare to face up to our shortcomings and correct them.Otherwise, they will be just like Grandpa Jiraiya and Kakashi. They have been roasted and tasted so many times, and it is their turn to taste delicious.

Facing Naruto's confident eyes, Gaara could only reach out and hand over the fish.He watched helplessly as Naruto skillfully lit the fish rack, and began to talk about how to turn it frequently and how to evenly heat it. What kind of luck did the Hokage's son rely on to grow so big?

"Don't be stunned." Naruto finally took out the two grilled fish and put them in front of Gaara, "Choose one."

Gaara took the fish that he accidentally scraped off the flesh when scraping its scales. His experience told him that this fish was probably edible.

Naruto on the side was very nervous when he saw Gaara bit into his grilled fish.

Gaara looked at Naruto's nervous expression, and suddenly wanted to try if he took one bite, spit it out, and threw the fish far away, whether the son of the Hokage with his big watery eyes would really cry.But he also wanted to know more information from this person.It's better to wait until the time to kill him in the future.When the time comes, let’s see how this natural idiot reacts to being killed by someone he thought was his friend. If you want to blame it, blame your father for teaching you that you don’t even know what danger is. How stupid can you be to be with someone who never said a word from the beginning to the end? People dig into their hearts.

"Uh. If you don't eat it, it will get cold." Naruto urged Gaara who stopped moving after taking a bite.

So Gaarachu opened his mouth to chew. The taste really didn't matter to him, as long as he wasn't hungry.

Seeing Gaara start to fill his stomach, Naruto suddenly noticed a sense of satisfaction in being used. He thought, this is probably "the meaning of being a useful person"

"By the way, Gaara, you've been running away for so long and you haven't seen the Kazekage post a missing person notice. You'd better report to your family that you're safe. Although we are safe in Konoha, your family will still be worried. .”

Gaara almost got stuck on a fish bone when he heard Naruto's sudden words. Although he was convinced that a fool like Naruto was insulated from conspiracy, this son of the Hokage really didn't know anything.

"Hey, why aren't you talking?" Naruto saw Gaara's lowered head and suddenly realized that he had said something wrong, but he didn't understand what he said wrong at all, "You couldn't have done something at home. It’s bad, don’t dare go back.”

Gaara calmed down instantly. He didn't need to argue with a stupid boy, so he continued to bite the fish. Today's fish was not as unpalatable as he imagined.

"Don't worry. Dad will definitely forgive his son. My dad, well, my dad is the best in the world. There is basically no comparison. Do you know that Sasuke is from the Uchiha family? You should have met him during the chuunin exam. Mine Teammate Jiafa Xiao. He was very stupid when he was a child. Once he missed a target in a shuriken test. His father was very strict and said he would kill him if he missed a target. He was afraid of being beaten, so he came to my house. Then his brother and I Dad's current guard captain ran out to chase his brother and gave him an idea, saying that his father had lost one of his mother's earrings and was being complained about by his mother. Now the earring was behind the washing machine. As a result, Sasuke went to find it. The earring was given to his father, and he has made a great contribution. Who still remembers that one of his shurikens missed the target? You can try to help your father."

I was listening to Naruto ramble on without any logic, and he counted clearly, there were 10 "dads" in it.In the words of Konoha, it means that the son of Hokage is controlled by his father without explanation.

"You didn't listen."

Gaara ate the fish and answered in his mind. After listening, he understood that it was Sasuke's brother who was afraid that Sasuke would be beaten when he came home, so he stole his mother's earrings and put them behind the washing machine for his brother to find and please his father.

"You are really more paralyzed than the stone statue at Hokage Rock. I'm telling you, didn't your family lose a murderous monster a few months ago? Your father is in trouble looking for it. Go and catch it. My father suspects that it should be there. Near Konoha, there seems to be something called a crane with a tail."

On the contrary, no one believes the truth.

Konoha 60

Nothing happened in history.

There are some interesting things recorded in the folk diaries that can be excavated. To summarize:

1. In the morning, the elder Jiraiya who had just been released was caught again for peeping at a woman taking a shower.

2. At noon, the news that Kakashi Gimaki was teasing a good husband in the street spread like a cold virus with spitting stars.

3. In the afternoon, the Hokage's son revealed his true colors after being honest for 8 months.His fight with another kid had somehow destroyed the forest at the outermost edge of Konoha.Although the third generation of the Hokage's office immediately gave an explanation that Konoha's Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki had captured the rampaging wanted criminal One-Tailed Jinchuuriki.