"So you still lose."

Konoha 62

Hokage Building Hokage Office

7:05 am

The sky was getting brighter and the air was a bit cold. Minato Namikaze was doing chest-expanding exercises in front of the large French window, "Aoba, come with me for a morning jog."

"Why are you running? It's breakfast time." Yamashiro Aoba closed the window, caught people, spread the tablecloth and served food.

Minato sat down and spoke slowly while eating and cooking, "I heard the internal staff complain to Shisui, saying that Aoba, you crows bully the Thunder Eagle. Originally, Shisui and I both believed that crows are naughty by nature. You know, Shisui also raised one There are quite a few crows. But now, if you dare to be cruel to me, your crows must not be good children either."

"" Yamashiro Aoba was silent for two seconds, whistled and called a big crow, and raised his fingers at Uchiha Shisui.

"" Shisui hesitated for two seconds and reached out his arm outside the window. A bigger crow landed on his shoulder.

So the black-eyed crow faced the red-eyed crow, and then there were three loud shouts: "Hey, look at my super powerful illusion~Three thousand crows kill, kill, kill!"; "O wise god of crows, please realize the humble dream of the idiot opposite. Goodbye, God."; "Young people working together will increase their friendship, but you two are still far away from each other. Spiral Dazzling Invincible Super Round Dance Roar Three Styles"

"You guys, that's enough." The ignored Kakashi looked at the stainless steel spoon at his feet and the bird feathers on the tip of his nose. He was very angry. He was really angry. After he finished fighting the Raikage, he went to pick up Shizune without letting Shizune deal with his injuries. Naruto, it turned out that in addition to Naruto, there was also a container as big as a four-door wardrobe and a bastard old Shirogane who was almost 200 pounds fat. Then he had no time to rest, so he hurriedly and slowly flew Thunder God all the way back to Konoha.He took three people and half a ton of cargo to fly to Thor and crossed most of the country in one night. After that, he ate a piece of cafeteria bread and stayed in the Hokage's office to write a report and wait for the teacher to get up. As a result, the teacher read the report and said something to him. "You still lose"

"The loser has no right to chat." Aoba pulled down his sunglasses and glanced sideways at Kakashi.

The atmosphere today was so good that Shisui couldn't help it, "But the loser can cry."

"I didn't lose. I just didn't win." Kakashi was about to burst into flames. "If you two have the skills to fight the perverted Raikage for three days and see if you can scream twice when you make a move, you really think you are a comic book character." Ah, and illusions, that means bullying those who are weaker in mental strength and willpower than you. Try hypnotizing a Raikage. Then ask the Hokage in front of you, who dares to use illusions on him to seek death?"

Aoba and Shisui didn't object.Ordinary illusions, smoke, drugs, and various formation props are put together. Before you are ready, the Raikage and the Hokage are coming with one punch.Sharingan genjutsu does not require preparation, and you can pull your opponent into your own mental space with just one glance, but if you use it too much, you will go blind. Unfortunately, the opponent's mental power is stronger than yours, and you will be backlashed and easily fool them both. He is famous for illusions but he doesn't know only illusions.No, the point is, even if they only know genjutsu, it’s not the reason why Kakashi lost.

Those who are a few years younger don't know what it means to have the Hokage's cloak tied to the Jonin's arm, but the Raikage is no longer young.Therefore, if the Raikage did not want Golden Flash to have an excuse to knock on the door, he would not be able to kill the Hokage's heir. This is one of the reasons why the fourth generation dared to let Kakashi use the shadow of a village as a sparring partner.Therefore, when people release water,

Kakashi was under great pressure, "Are there any serious consequences if I don't win?"

"No, not at all, it just makes me unhappy." The Sharingan is a useless burden, but if it is suddenly lost after more than ten years of use, Minato does not expect Kakashi to go out every day in the short term, but Unexpectedly, the Raikage became impotent, "Forget it, I'm just impatient."

Kakashi frowned, "There won't be any serious consequences."

Minato waved his hand, "No really, but it's gratifying that you can think about it this way. Why don't you guess what the consequences will be if you win?"

Then you win.Kakashi knew that if he dared to answer like this, the teacher would lift the table and kick him in the next second.But he really couldn't imagine what he would do if he won. "If I insist on winning, teacher, just order me to defeat the Raikage. To complete the task, I don't need to be stronger than the opponent, so why just call it training."

"I don't characterize the mission as training. Is the Shadow of a Village stupid or foolish enough to fight with a junior like you for no reason? Then why don't I just let you assassinate the Raikage?" Minato suppressed his hand and slapped the table. , open the drawer, take out a bottle and sprinkle it on everything cooked.

Aoba grabbed the bottle and said, "What are you eating randomly? Shisui, is there black pepper in the forbidden list?"

Shishui shook his head.

Aoba returned the pepper bottle and said, "Yidai, don't eat too much. Spices can also irritate the gastric mucosa."

Minato placed the pepper shakers, took out a piece of chocolate and a biscuit with cream cheese from the drawer, broke it into pieces and threw them into the bowl.

"How do you eat this?" Shisui couldn't calm down.

"It's easier to eat." Minato took a spoonful of rice, nodded with satisfaction, then chewed it, his face suddenly changed, "I decided to issue a Hokage order to prohibit the sale of pure rice without milk or sugar in Konoha. Chocolate, it tastes terrible.”

"Are you sure it tastes bad because of the chocolate?"

"I'm sure."

""

"Hey" Kakashi, who was ignored again, had no temper at all. If he was happy and relaxed in the past, but now he wants to help the teacher share the burden, "What is wrong with me? I will change it."

"You can change it if I tell you"

""

"Forget it, to celebrate your return alive, I want to eat hot pot tonight."

"" Shisui, Aoba, and Kakashi looked at each other with their five eyes.

"It's my birthday today, so I want to eat something good." Minato knew that he was being unreasonable. People with stomach problems deserve sick rice, but he just wanted to cook a pot with Naruto, mutton, beef, chicken feet, duck tongue, blood tofu dipped in sesame sauce and leeks. Flower bean curd and red chili oil, and finally a piece of Yile.

""

""

"Kakashi, take a few days to rest and then go to the border. Fight Kai a hundred times to solidify yourself. Aoba, it's almost time for Yamato to come back. Take the time to torture the troops and go through the process." Minato felt that the corner of his mouth was already fast. Titting his chin, "Shisui, inform the heads of each department to go to the small conference room in 10 minutes for an impromptu meeting. The Raikage may want to make a coup."

""

""

"Wait a minute," Kakashi had a splitting headache, "Let me figure it out, Raikage's coup."

"It's written in your report that the Raikage wants Kumo-nin to take the Chunin Exam." Minato handed the report to Aoba and Shisui who came up.

Aoba Shisui looked solemn.

Kakashi is still confused, "He can come if he wants to participate. Who is afraid of whom? Let's see whose children are more powerful. If anything happens, he will make a coup. And what does his coup in the Kingdom of Clouds have to do with us? You can't take it seriously." Have a meal.”

Minato was really fed up with Kakashi, "I remember I once asked you a question. The Prime Minister wants to build a tall building, higher than the Imperial Palace. There are technical difficulties. I asked you if you can help. Have you thought of the answer? .”

""

"Forget it, Kakashi, go to sleep."

Kakashi didn't like it when his teacher told him to forget it, "I won't go."

Minato swallowed two mouthfuls of food, then picked up the uneaten cooked food and walked to the small conference room, "Shisui, follow me, Aoba, help me educate Kakashi."

Kakashi subconsciously started to defend himself.

But Yamashiro Aoba just patted his shoulder and said, "Don't be nervous, I can't beat you. The tallest building in Konoha is the Hokage Tower."

Kakashi looked at the new Hokage who looked like a chimney and nodded.

"The Hokage's office is on the top floor."

"No, the top floor of the new Hokage Building is the ANBU's office."

Yamashiro Aoba wanted to eat people, "In other words, if the Uchiha family built a building higher than the new Hokage building, wouldn't it show disrespect for the fourth generation, as if Uchiha is the boss of Konoha?"

"It's not very good."

"The prime minister's house is built higher than the palace of the king. Doesn't he respect the king a lot?"

"It's up to our little king to respect him or not." Kakashi's head was in a mess.

Yamashiro Aoba had the urge to compete with Kakashi for the fifth generation goal at all costs, "Okay, let's put it another way, what do you think of the relationship between Kumogakure and Konoha?"

"It's very bad." Let's not mention the past, but let's just talk about the years after the Nine-Tails incident. Konoha's life was really difficult in those years. There were restrictions and suppression from the capital inside, and there were constant harassment and entanglement from the sand ninja outside. There was no time to deal with it. There is no direct threat to the Kingdom of Thunder.But the Kumo ninja took advantage of the situation and caused trouble for Konoha.First, there was malicious competition, taking away the most profitable caravan escort mission at a low price, then various attacks on Konoha customers, and finally trying to kidnap Hyuga Hinata in order to study Byakugan.Although he was slapped to death by Hinata Hizu, the Kumo ninja dared to block the gate arrogantly and asked Konoha to give them an explanation, otherwise they would start a war and make Konoha vulnerable from both sides.Of course, those cloud ninjas were later beaten half to death by their teacher and hung upside down on a flagpole in exchange for a large ransom, but they never really started fighting, but how could the Kingdom of Clouds and Raikage swallow such a sigh of relief? Until a few years ago, they still sent assassins from time to time. Coming to die, "It seems like I should give the Raikage a good beating."

"" Qingye felt that Kakashi was not so hopeless, "Then think about it, what will the Raikage's attitude be like when you go back to Kumogakure?"

"I thought I had to sneak into the village and attack him in order to fight him, but who knew that guy was quite polite and told me to train seriously and help me with my moves, otherwise I wouldn't have been without a win for three days." Kakashi turned around in a circle. , "Well, although the relationship between the two countries, Thunder and Fire, is not good, the teacher and Raikage must have a personal relationship."

"I'm just convinced." Ye was suddenly confused. He didn't understand why Kakashi couldn't follow the logic of normal people. Is this the difference between geniuses and ordinary people?

Kakashi touched his chin and continued, "Moreover, Shizune was treated unusually well. She was always accompanied by the Raikage's beautiful female secretary and the jinchuriki. There was nothing wrong with the female secretary, but the eight-tailed jinchuriki glanced at Shizune from a distance. He was too attentive, serving barbecue and pouring wine. Speaking of which, if a male ninja leaves the village, it must be a traitor. If a kunoichi wants to marry, it doesn't matter who the Kage is. Thinking carefully about it, Tsunade should have been doing it all these years. He often took Shizune to the Kingdom of Clouds. The jinchuuriki of the Kumo ninja had a crush on Shizune, right? The Raikage regarded the jinchuuriki as his own brother, and his multiple sisters-in-law also had a top medical ninja. This business was not a bad deal. "

"Well, it's not impossible." Yamashiro Aoba was just glad that Kakashi didn't talk nonsense in front of the Fourth Generation, "Forget it, Xu Xushanyu is of no use to you, let me tell you straight, come to Konoha to join the Chunin Who are the people taking the exam? Suna ninja, Rain ninja, Kusanagi ninja, Taki ninja and Kiri ninja. They are all allies and vassals of Konoha. Now the Raikage said that Kumo ninja will also participate, what does it mean?"

"Hey, maybe Yunyin has given up and wants to ask for peace with us, shouldn't he? No, no, not necessarily." Kakashi slapped his forehead, "Why am I so stunned that I can't turn around for such a simple thing? Bend. That’s right, in the Kingdom of Thunder, it doesn’t matter who the Raikage says to be enemies or allies. After all, not all Kages are named Namikaze Minato, and all kings are as obedient as our little kings."

""

"Yes, although the ninja is a sword, a tool, and a weapon of the country, it is not difficult to pierce the window paper."A ninja village that enjoys the resources and support of a country has the obligation to protect the country's territory, people, and the country's master.This is a contract that has been established since the Warring States Period.But reality can never keep up with treaty harmony.Of course, when the king needs ninjas, he will give them money and things, but when the war is over and they no longer need them, it will not be so simple to give them money.Kakashi often went to the country with his teacher to pay bills.But the king said that after the war, the country is exhausted but can't come up with money. Konoha can kill him directly. Of course, it can't kill him directly. Killing you directly will make other kings think that the Hokage can kill the king. Of course, other kage can't. If you can kill, Konoha will be outraged by the public and may be besieged by the whole world.So the old leader of the Kingdom of Fire just died of illness, and the leader of the Kingdom of Water only got burned in an accidental fire. I just don’t know what good idea Raikage has this time. "Well, the teacher sent me to find Raikage at this time. It’s possible that he didn’t want to test it out. The death of a king due to illness was an accident, and burning another one makes people think more about the old guy Raikage, I’m afraid he’s not having a good time now.”

"" Yamashiro Aoba is really convinced. Some people are smart and some are stupid. Some people are sometimes smart and sometimes stupid. Kakashi can't tell when he is smart and when he is stupid. When he flips a coin, the head or the word is completely different. Looking at his face, he said, "Let's go, don't miss the meeting."

Kakashi quickly washed his face. He didn't like meetings and wasn't good at meetings, but Genma was so stupid and could learn from them. He couldn't be inferior to Genma.

Just looking up at the stars makes it easy to ignore your feet.

Hatake Old House, 11:11 am

Uzumaki Naruto finished his sleep and opened his eyes. There was no note in his hand, no note on the table, and no note in the refrigerator. He walked around the room, Kakashi was not there, and the gentle medical ninja had also left. , went to find Xiao Heihei, but there was no one under the roof, door, or windows. That’s right. When a super master named Jiraiya moves into the house you need to guard, and the person you need to guard is not there, your boss will not be there either. This is a waste of manpower.

Naruto could only angrily kick Jiraiya, who was sleeping soundly under the kotatsu table in the living room, and go to his father's room.There is no dad in dad's room, and there is no message. It is dusty. "It's been a long time since I came back to sleep. I hate, hate, hate, putting a bed in the office is absolutely against humanity."

But no matter how much Naruto complained, there was no other response in the house except Jiraiya's snoring.No, actually there are still some.

"Ow~"

Naruto saw the cage in the corner through a pile of gift boxes. There was a little lion in the cage. It looked like it was just one month old. It was golden yellow and had balls. Well, I don't know who would be so interested in giving it to his busy little one. Dad gives pets.However, Fei Lei Shen, who had been dizzy all the way, was still so energetic that he looked like he would not be easily recuperated to death.

"Aww~

Naruto opened the cage and let out the cub that kept biting the cage. Then, the little lion swooped straight to the backyard.There is a small dry landscape in the backyard of Hatake's old house.What is dry landscape? It is to put a stone on the sand to serve as a mountain, and use a rake to plow the sand into lines to make water.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."

"Okay, cats, you need to prepare cat litter boxes, cat food, and cat scratching posts." Naruto put a plastic bag on his hand and picked up the lion excrement in the sand. "I think we I also need a shovel, are you right? Noodles, soy sauce, dried bamboo shoots, Kakashi No. [-] card, braised lion head, Shishi Maru Namikaze Shishi Maru."

"Ow~"

Naruto carried the little lion by the scruff of its neck to take out the trash.The Namikaze family has really never had any other pets except Kakashi, but thinking about it, it seems that it would not be bad for someone else to walk a dog while someone else walks a lion.Just keep a lion at home

Domesticated ones will inevitably be spoiled

On January 62, Konoha 1, the whole morning passed like this.

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