[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]
151.145 Men (updated)
Konoha, October 61, [-]
People and animals hide in their nests, and the moon burrows into the clouds
Fire Country Konoha
Aburame Chi Wei House
Aburame Zhiwei's bedroom
Aburame Zhiwei was sleeping, and Namikaze Minato knocked outside the window, "Bang, bang, bang."
Aburame Shi, who had been an elite jounin for many years, woke up slightly. He sighed and got up, opened the window, sniffed and said, "I drank."
"Just one cup with dinner, you have a really good nose." Our Hokage smiled slightly after sniffing his collar, jumped out of the window, and handed Zhiwei a slightly old special three-pointed kunai, "I'd better keep it with me these days. It would be too inconvenient for me to come to you in the middle of the night."
Zhiwei put away the kunai and stretched out his empty hand, "I have already given this old one to Zhi Zhi, please give me a new one."
Minato had no choice but to take out another handful, which was also old, "I haven't replenished it in these years, and I don't have much left."
Zhiwei took it again, walked to the clothes rack, put it in his windbreaker and spoke, "Didn't you spend his birthday with Naruto?"
"Ah, we have returned from playing, and now the shadow part is sleeping with Naruto." Minato grabbed a chair, sat down and crossed his legs, "Are you awake now?"
Zhiwei looked at his watch and saw that the time was 11:25. He wanted to say that he didn't lie down until 11 o'clock. He was very sleepy, but since the Hokage came in the middle of the night, "What's the matter? You won't see anything unclean again." Bar."
"How can you say it's something unclean?" Minato continued to smile, "I went to check the information secretly. Most of the supernatural events that happened with the deceased happened in the first seven days after death, or on the annual memorial day, and the location was also It’s nothing more than the place where she often visited or the burial place. Today is Qinai’s memorial day, and her death will be in ten minutes.”
Zhiwei sighed, "You want me to walk with you?"
"If it's convenient for you." Minato still smiled.
You've said this, can I say it's inconvenient? Zhiwei suppressed a yawn, walked to the clothes rack, took off his pajamas and put on his coat and then put on his big windbreaker.
Minato quickly handed over the sunglasses on the bedside table, "I think, since this time only happens once a year, and I see Kinai in many places, and the place where White Fang appeared is where he died, and I haven’t been to that place since that day.”
Zhiwei seemed to understand their destination tonight, but he sniffed and smelled the smell of alcohol on Minato, and also saw a flower in his hand, a red rose wrapped in transparent cellophane and tied Wearing a pink ribbon, "Minato, you."
Minato interrupted his subordinates with a wave of his hand, "I'm very sober and calm. I'm going to the place where our family of three finally fought against Kyuubi. Unfortunately, I couldn't leave Kinai's ashes, but Kinai's blood is there. , her blood was all left there."
But the words you said didn't sound calm at all. The oil girl Zhiwei was anxious in her heart, but she still slowly put on her socks and shoes, "Minato, have you ever thought about it, if you really see a strange person there?" Nai, my bugs can also prove that there is indeed something there, what are you going to do?"
"Hey, see it first before talking." Minato could only be anxious, "As long as it is proven that she is here, there will always be a way. As the saying goes, man will conquer nature. Man will conquer nature. In the early years, when there was a drought and there was no harvest, who could have imagined that? There is a ninjutsu that can capture distant clouds and make artificial rainfall at a designated location. Isn't it already one of the most commonly accepted field tasks in Konoha?"
This is not the same thing. Chi gritted his teeth slightly and resisted the urge to grab the Hokage by the collar and shake it. My Captain Minato, my Hokage, the biggest problem in your life is that you keep saying that everything will go to the worst place. Be prepared, whether it’s something or someone.But when it comes to things, it's easy to forget the worst-case preparations and become overly optimistic, always thinking too much about people or things.Of course, being prepared for the worst will not make you mess things up, but have you ever realized that the consequence of having too high expectations is that every time you hope is not fully realized?
"Zhiwei, why are you so slow to tie your shoelaces?" Our Hokage looked at his watch with growing anticipation. He squatted down and waved away Zhiwei's hand, and tied a beautiful bow in three or two strokes. " A person only has a memorial day once a year, and I don’t want to be late.”
Damn it, as a 40-year-old Hokage, you can help another 40-year-old subordinate tie his shoelaces, and you still call yourself normal. Zhiwei quickly tied the shoelace of the other foot, straightened up, and walked up to his boss. "Actually, you don't need to be so anxious at all. You have buried more than one Flying Thunder God coordinate there. I was the one who accompanied you to bury it back then."
"Oh, you said it wasn't necessary when I buried one, but in the end it wasn't used all the time." Minato calculated the coordinates and printed the seal. Suddenly, a short golden light passed through Aburame Zhiwei silently. bedroom.
现在是半夜11点35分,距离11点39分36秒还有276秒。
Fire Country Konoha, outside, northeast, forest, cliff
There is a forest on the top of the cliff, and there is also a forest on the bottom of the cliff. The wind is blowing on the top of the cliff, and the wind is also blowing on the bottom of the cliff.Namikaze Minato stood on the cliff, catching the wind.
It was a very suitable environment for roaring to the sky, but Namikaze Minato hardly stayed for a moment before he jumped down while protecting the red rose in his hand. His target was an unexpected clearing in the valley forest.It was originally a dangerous ninjutsu training ground he opened for himself when he was a teenager.After he became Hokage, it became a garbage collection place for dangerous ninjutsu and dangerous people. Until later, he finally transferred a guy who was more dangerous than all the garbage combined, the nine-tailed demon fox, who was going crazy. .
However, Aburame Shimi, who jumped down after Namikaze Minato, really wanted to scream. Today, Namikaze Minato was only wearing a Jounin uniform. He failed to see the target-like white mark of the Yondaime Hokage. Cloak, but suddenly found a long-lost pride.Regardless of whether the wars and battles they have experienced are just or evil, and regardless of whether they regret the choices they have made, good men who are determined to fight across the battlefield and are not afraid of death are real existences. In their youth.
"Zhiwei Zhiwei, did you see it? It's right there."
Aburame Shimizu was slightly shocked by Minato's whisper, but just like that day when he faced Shigesaku Hatake, he still couldn't see anything, "Have you seen Kinai?"
"Well, Qinai is lying there, exactly the same as when I laid her there. Her chest, which was penetrated by the nine-tailed claws, is still bleeding. The blood seems to be seeping into the soil under her body, and her face looks pale. She is so white that she no longer needs me to buy her a whitening mask."
Zhiwei shuddered and released his insects. The black insects advanced slowly and slowly, and then slowly and slowly avoided, avoiding a complete outline, which was different from White Fang's pair of footprints. , this time the complete human form allowed Zhiwei to see who it was.
Aburame Shiwei was one of the few people in Konoha who had seen that scene at that time. Uzumaki Kina's long red hair was spread out, and she looked sideways at Uzumaki Naruto who was sleeping peacefully in his arms.Minato was kneeling in front of her, and he couldn't tell whether it was blood or tears dripping from his head and face.He held Kinai's hand with one hand and a watch in the other.At that time, the forest was as quiet as death. Aburame Shiwei could hear clearly. Namikaze Minato and Kinai said, "Sorry, I originally planned to remember Naruto's birth time, but I was so happy that I forgot about it." It's over." And Uzumaki Kinai was just smiling, as if it wasn't funny at all when Minato used the watch to record the time of her cardiac arrest, which made her very satisfied.
"Zhiwei, she disappeared."
I don't know how long it took, but Aburame Shiwei finally heard Namikaze Minato's voice again.
"By the way, can't you prepare some nice-looking bugs? I know you have bugs of other colors. To be honest, seeing your black mass surrounding Qinai, I almost couldn't control myself and threw the Rasengan."
"Okay, okay." Aburame Shiwei watched as Minato gently placed the rose in his handle on the ground where Kinai's chest was, and felt more and more uncomfortable, "Next time I bring pink ones, I remember Tomato-sama You probably don’t hate the color.”
"That's fine." Minato regretted that he didn't see classmate Qinai who was called a tomato chasing classmate Zhiwei again, "No, let's forget it. Although Qinai is not afraid of insects, since it has been proven once again that it is not my hallucination, then There won’t be a need for another time.”
"Yeah." Aburame nodded slightly, then looked at Namikaze Minato who was standing there worriedly, thinking whether the Hokage should run away or hand over a handkerchief if the Hokage cried on the spot.
But Minato Namikaze didn't cry after all, "Zhiwei, come with me and have a few more sips later."
"No, your stomach problem has finally been cured." Zhiwei gritted his teeth harder and stuck to his principle.
"Disgusting." Minato touched his upper abdomen, not sure if he meant his stomach or Zhiwei.
"The wind is cold and the dew is heavy. You drank after all." Zhiwei saw the opportunity and leaned forward, "Don't get sick again before the traitor has been caught. Go back to bed quickly. I remember that you are full of meetings tomorrow. Don't be in a hurry. For a while.”
"Hey." Minato sighed softly and patted Zhiwei's shoulder, "Help me think of a decent reason to hire a psychic. Being the Hokage is really troublesome. Every move you make is watched."
Then, Zhiwei saw a flash of golden light, "Hey, Minato, do you and I want to run back?"
The moon comes out of the clouds, the clouds come out of Xiu
The stars disappear, the sun rises in the east, getting higher and higher
Fire Country Konoha
Hatake old house
When Uzumaki Naruto opened his eyes again, it was already 9:[-] in the morning.
Yes, he stayed in bed.He slept in his father's house again last night, and he didn't want to get up until his father left for work in the morning.But now, Naruto pouted, he was hungry, his eyes were a little dizzy and hurt.Naruto remembered that after he and his father had a blast playing with the pirate ship, bumper cars, etc. in the playground yesterday, it seemed that he had "a few drinks with his father" during dinner.
His father took him to a water country-style restaurant and ordered a large piece of black pepper steak. Originally, Naruto did not support his father's drinking, but the bride's menu did say that eating steak must be accompanied by table wine. , otherwise it would be difficult to digest. More importantly, the steak was really salty, and they just happened to get a bottle of wine in the lottery.In line with the principle of not wasting, drink it.Naruto remembered that the wine was sweet, without the bitterness of beer or the spiciness of liquor. He and his father ate, drank and sang songs, but then
"I really don't understand why dad likes things like alcohol." Naruto climbed up holding his head and suddenly stopped moving.He found something strange in his underwear. Some places were dry and hard, and some parts were sticky.Naruto quickly turned the photo of Minato and Kinai on the bedside table. He looked around with some shame and annoyance to make sure that all the little black guys were on duty outside the house. Then he lifted the quilt on his body, sneaked into the toilet quietly, and closed the door tightly. I went to the house and took off my underwear to wash my underwear. As I was washing my underwear, I suddenly felt something cold on the back of my head.Looking back, it was Kakashi who was cleaning the toilet with his sleeves rolled up.
"Yo." Kakashi waved the toilet brush.
"" Naruto felt the blood suddenly rise from his neck to his forehead. Although the common sense of teenagers' physiological hygiene is clear, morning * erections and occasional nocturnal emissions are just normal physiological phenomena in the development period of healthy boys. When you grow up and marry a wife, things will get better naturally. However, "What are you looking at? Brush your toilet well. Master, I am in good health and well developed."
Kakashi, who was squatting on the ground, looked up at Naruto's two bare buttocks and buttocks and the key parts covered by his hands under Naruto's fishnet vest, and nodded, "It's not stunted."
"Why don't you close your eyes and clean the toilet? Why don't you help me go back to the house and get a pair of clean underwear?" Naruto really wanted to throw the underwear full of soap bubbles to Kakashi. He turned around and ran away, but he was really past the age of asking others to help him wash his underwear.
But Kakashi just said a suicidal "Oh", put down the toilet brush, pushed Naruto away, washed his hands and went out, "The water in the water heater is not too hot, but it won't be cold if you want to take a shower."
"Remember to get my underwear."
"I didn't hear anything." Kakashi winked at Naruto through the crack of the door and chuckled, "Sayunara"
"" Naruto listened to Kakashi's mean smile and stretched out his foot to block the crack of the door. He really wanted to give up and chase Kakashi out and give Kakashi a "thousand-year death." The old bachelor that a woman wants is just jealous of me."
"Ah, ah, a enoki mushroom that hasn't even grown all its hair, haha." Kakashi propped up his knees and looked at Naruto's folded hands and underwear in front of him through the crack in the door. "Next time you ask for help, remember to use the word "respect". Talking boy."
"Only a ghost would use honorifics to you. My dad also said that even though face is the most uneconomical, you have to see what the matter is first." Naruto retracted his foot and closed the door, continued to wash his underwear and muttered to himself, "The big deal is Just run naked, it’s not like I’ve never been naked before. Besides, even the dogs in Hatake’s old house are male, so what’s the point.”
But Kakashi, the elite jounin at the door, still laughed after hearing this, "Hahaha, who told you that there are no kunoichi in the ANBU."
"So what." Naruto hung the washed underwear on the towel rail and opened the small cupboard on the side.In the cupboard were toilet paper reserves, shampoo reserves and other miscellaneous things that had been moved from the toilet of Namikaze House. Sure enough, after picking at it a few times, Naruto found an antique hair dryer that had been abandoned by his family and plugged it in. Aiming at wet underwear, it can still produce hot air.
So Kakashi, who heard the sound of the hair dryer, could only stand up and knock on the door with regret, changing the topic, "Your dad helped you tell Yamato that your team is on vacation today."
Naruto recognized the wind and said nothing.
"Hey"
"I can hear you"
"Breakfast is in the refrigerator." Kakashi continued, "Your dad made shrimp oil braised noodles for you today. He said he would not be back after working overtime at noon, and he also wanted to eat scallion pancakes in the evening."
"Ah."
"More." Kakashi hesitated.
"Happy birthday, you said it yesterday." Naruto touched his underwear, and indeed he did a lot.
Kakashi stopped talking after that. He lit up a cigarette, said hello to the ANBU after smoking it, changed his shoes and left the house.He has to continue running laps, and after finishing the run, continue to report to Konoha Hospital for physical examination until his physical fitness data reaches a standard that satisfies the teacher, otherwise, he will have to continue to be a useless old bachelor who is always asking for sick leave - Kakashi admits that he likes to be lazy, but it is really different to take time off while busy and not letting him do anything.
Uzumaki Naruto was much more energetic after taking a bath here. He ate the breakfast prepared by his father, drank the cafeteria brand healthy vegetable juice, and went back to the house to open various birthday gifts. In addition to his head, he also It hurt a little, and it was like resurrecting on the spot with full blood, "Mom, dad is actually right. It's actually good for a man to drink a few sips of wine when he's happy. Your son just didn't consider the stamina of the wine this time. Well, I still have to practice my drinking.”
Men's ideas actually change very quickly.
Konoha 61
Yesterday, Naruto received a total of 78 birthday cards and 11 birthday gifts.The ones that were more to Naruto's liking were the box of hardcover imitation red bean paste bun lunchbox given by Anko-sama, the frog hat with big eyes that moved when the brim was poked by Kai-senpai, and some fruit-flavored hats sent by Grandpa Jiraiya. Naruto blew one up to try it out, it was really strong.
People and animals hide in their nests, and the moon burrows into the clouds
Fire Country Konoha
Aburame Chi Wei House
Aburame Zhiwei's bedroom
Aburame Zhiwei was sleeping, and Namikaze Minato knocked outside the window, "Bang, bang, bang."
Aburame Shi, who had been an elite jounin for many years, woke up slightly. He sighed and got up, opened the window, sniffed and said, "I drank."
"Just one cup with dinner, you have a really good nose." Our Hokage smiled slightly after sniffing his collar, jumped out of the window, and handed Zhiwei a slightly old special three-pointed kunai, "I'd better keep it with me these days. It would be too inconvenient for me to come to you in the middle of the night."
Zhiwei put away the kunai and stretched out his empty hand, "I have already given this old one to Zhi Zhi, please give me a new one."
Minato had no choice but to take out another handful, which was also old, "I haven't replenished it in these years, and I don't have much left."
Zhiwei took it again, walked to the clothes rack, put it in his windbreaker and spoke, "Didn't you spend his birthday with Naruto?"
"Ah, we have returned from playing, and now the shadow part is sleeping with Naruto." Minato grabbed a chair, sat down and crossed his legs, "Are you awake now?"
Zhiwei looked at his watch and saw that the time was 11:25. He wanted to say that he didn't lie down until 11 o'clock. He was very sleepy, but since the Hokage came in the middle of the night, "What's the matter? You won't see anything unclean again." Bar."
"How can you say it's something unclean?" Minato continued to smile, "I went to check the information secretly. Most of the supernatural events that happened with the deceased happened in the first seven days after death, or on the annual memorial day, and the location was also It’s nothing more than the place where she often visited or the burial place. Today is Qinai’s memorial day, and her death will be in ten minutes.”
Zhiwei sighed, "You want me to walk with you?"
"If it's convenient for you." Minato still smiled.
You've said this, can I say it's inconvenient? Zhiwei suppressed a yawn, walked to the clothes rack, took off his pajamas and put on his coat and then put on his big windbreaker.
Minato quickly handed over the sunglasses on the bedside table, "I think, since this time only happens once a year, and I see Kinai in many places, and the place where White Fang appeared is where he died, and I haven’t been to that place since that day.”
Zhiwei seemed to understand their destination tonight, but he sniffed and smelled the smell of alcohol on Minato, and also saw a flower in his hand, a red rose wrapped in transparent cellophane and tied Wearing a pink ribbon, "Minato, you."
Minato interrupted his subordinates with a wave of his hand, "I'm very sober and calm. I'm going to the place where our family of three finally fought against Kyuubi. Unfortunately, I couldn't leave Kinai's ashes, but Kinai's blood is there. , her blood was all left there."
But the words you said didn't sound calm at all. The oil girl Zhiwei was anxious in her heart, but she still slowly put on her socks and shoes, "Minato, have you ever thought about it, if you really see a strange person there?" Nai, my bugs can also prove that there is indeed something there, what are you going to do?"
"Hey, see it first before talking." Minato could only be anxious, "As long as it is proven that she is here, there will always be a way. As the saying goes, man will conquer nature. Man will conquer nature. In the early years, when there was a drought and there was no harvest, who could have imagined that? There is a ninjutsu that can capture distant clouds and make artificial rainfall at a designated location. Isn't it already one of the most commonly accepted field tasks in Konoha?"
This is not the same thing. Chi gritted his teeth slightly and resisted the urge to grab the Hokage by the collar and shake it. My Captain Minato, my Hokage, the biggest problem in your life is that you keep saying that everything will go to the worst place. Be prepared, whether it’s something or someone.But when it comes to things, it's easy to forget the worst-case preparations and become overly optimistic, always thinking too much about people or things.Of course, being prepared for the worst will not make you mess things up, but have you ever realized that the consequence of having too high expectations is that every time you hope is not fully realized?
"Zhiwei, why are you so slow to tie your shoelaces?" Our Hokage looked at his watch with growing anticipation. He squatted down and waved away Zhiwei's hand, and tied a beautiful bow in three or two strokes. " A person only has a memorial day once a year, and I don’t want to be late.”
Damn it, as a 40-year-old Hokage, you can help another 40-year-old subordinate tie his shoelaces, and you still call yourself normal. Zhiwei quickly tied the shoelace of the other foot, straightened up, and walked up to his boss. "Actually, you don't need to be so anxious at all. You have buried more than one Flying Thunder God coordinate there. I was the one who accompanied you to bury it back then."
"Oh, you said it wasn't necessary when I buried one, but in the end it wasn't used all the time." Minato calculated the coordinates and printed the seal. Suddenly, a short golden light passed through Aburame Zhiwei silently. bedroom.
现在是半夜11点35分,距离11点39分36秒还有276秒。
Fire Country Konoha, outside, northeast, forest, cliff
There is a forest on the top of the cliff, and there is also a forest on the bottom of the cliff. The wind is blowing on the top of the cliff, and the wind is also blowing on the bottom of the cliff.Namikaze Minato stood on the cliff, catching the wind.
It was a very suitable environment for roaring to the sky, but Namikaze Minato hardly stayed for a moment before he jumped down while protecting the red rose in his hand. His target was an unexpected clearing in the valley forest.It was originally a dangerous ninjutsu training ground he opened for himself when he was a teenager.After he became Hokage, it became a garbage collection place for dangerous ninjutsu and dangerous people. Until later, he finally transferred a guy who was more dangerous than all the garbage combined, the nine-tailed demon fox, who was going crazy. .
However, Aburame Shimi, who jumped down after Namikaze Minato, really wanted to scream. Today, Namikaze Minato was only wearing a Jounin uniform. He failed to see the target-like white mark of the Yondaime Hokage. Cloak, but suddenly found a long-lost pride.Regardless of whether the wars and battles they have experienced are just or evil, and regardless of whether they regret the choices they have made, good men who are determined to fight across the battlefield and are not afraid of death are real existences. In their youth.
"Zhiwei Zhiwei, did you see it? It's right there."
Aburame Shimizu was slightly shocked by Minato's whisper, but just like that day when he faced Shigesaku Hatake, he still couldn't see anything, "Have you seen Kinai?"
"Well, Qinai is lying there, exactly the same as when I laid her there. Her chest, which was penetrated by the nine-tailed claws, is still bleeding. The blood seems to be seeping into the soil under her body, and her face looks pale. She is so white that she no longer needs me to buy her a whitening mask."
Zhiwei shuddered and released his insects. The black insects advanced slowly and slowly, and then slowly and slowly avoided, avoiding a complete outline, which was different from White Fang's pair of footprints. , this time the complete human form allowed Zhiwei to see who it was.
Aburame Shiwei was one of the few people in Konoha who had seen that scene at that time. Uzumaki Kina's long red hair was spread out, and she looked sideways at Uzumaki Naruto who was sleeping peacefully in his arms.Minato was kneeling in front of her, and he couldn't tell whether it was blood or tears dripping from his head and face.He held Kinai's hand with one hand and a watch in the other.At that time, the forest was as quiet as death. Aburame Shiwei could hear clearly. Namikaze Minato and Kinai said, "Sorry, I originally planned to remember Naruto's birth time, but I was so happy that I forgot about it." It's over." And Uzumaki Kinai was just smiling, as if it wasn't funny at all when Minato used the watch to record the time of her cardiac arrest, which made her very satisfied.
"Zhiwei, she disappeared."
I don't know how long it took, but Aburame Shiwei finally heard Namikaze Minato's voice again.
"By the way, can't you prepare some nice-looking bugs? I know you have bugs of other colors. To be honest, seeing your black mass surrounding Qinai, I almost couldn't control myself and threw the Rasengan."
"Okay, okay." Aburame Shiwei watched as Minato gently placed the rose in his handle on the ground where Kinai's chest was, and felt more and more uncomfortable, "Next time I bring pink ones, I remember Tomato-sama You probably don’t hate the color.”
"That's fine." Minato regretted that he didn't see classmate Qinai who was called a tomato chasing classmate Zhiwei again, "No, let's forget it. Although Qinai is not afraid of insects, since it has been proven once again that it is not my hallucination, then There won’t be a need for another time.”
"Yeah." Aburame nodded slightly, then looked at Namikaze Minato who was standing there worriedly, thinking whether the Hokage should run away or hand over a handkerchief if the Hokage cried on the spot.
But Minato Namikaze didn't cry after all, "Zhiwei, come with me and have a few more sips later."
"No, your stomach problem has finally been cured." Zhiwei gritted his teeth harder and stuck to his principle.
"Disgusting." Minato touched his upper abdomen, not sure if he meant his stomach or Zhiwei.
"The wind is cold and the dew is heavy. You drank after all." Zhiwei saw the opportunity and leaned forward, "Don't get sick again before the traitor has been caught. Go back to bed quickly. I remember that you are full of meetings tomorrow. Don't be in a hurry. For a while.”
"Hey." Minato sighed softly and patted Zhiwei's shoulder, "Help me think of a decent reason to hire a psychic. Being the Hokage is really troublesome. Every move you make is watched."
Then, Zhiwei saw a flash of golden light, "Hey, Minato, do you and I want to run back?"
The moon comes out of the clouds, the clouds come out of Xiu
The stars disappear, the sun rises in the east, getting higher and higher
Fire Country Konoha
Hatake old house
When Uzumaki Naruto opened his eyes again, it was already 9:[-] in the morning.
Yes, he stayed in bed.He slept in his father's house again last night, and he didn't want to get up until his father left for work in the morning.But now, Naruto pouted, he was hungry, his eyes were a little dizzy and hurt.Naruto remembered that after he and his father had a blast playing with the pirate ship, bumper cars, etc. in the playground yesterday, it seemed that he had "a few drinks with his father" during dinner.
His father took him to a water country-style restaurant and ordered a large piece of black pepper steak. Originally, Naruto did not support his father's drinking, but the bride's menu did say that eating steak must be accompanied by table wine. , otherwise it would be difficult to digest. More importantly, the steak was really salty, and they just happened to get a bottle of wine in the lottery.In line with the principle of not wasting, drink it.Naruto remembered that the wine was sweet, without the bitterness of beer or the spiciness of liquor. He and his father ate, drank and sang songs, but then
"I really don't understand why dad likes things like alcohol." Naruto climbed up holding his head and suddenly stopped moving.He found something strange in his underwear. Some places were dry and hard, and some parts were sticky.Naruto quickly turned the photo of Minato and Kinai on the bedside table. He looked around with some shame and annoyance to make sure that all the little black guys were on duty outside the house. Then he lifted the quilt on his body, sneaked into the toilet quietly, and closed the door tightly. I went to the house and took off my underwear to wash my underwear. As I was washing my underwear, I suddenly felt something cold on the back of my head.Looking back, it was Kakashi who was cleaning the toilet with his sleeves rolled up.
"Yo." Kakashi waved the toilet brush.
"" Naruto felt the blood suddenly rise from his neck to his forehead. Although the common sense of teenagers' physiological hygiene is clear, morning * erections and occasional nocturnal emissions are just normal physiological phenomena in the development period of healthy boys. When you grow up and marry a wife, things will get better naturally. However, "What are you looking at? Brush your toilet well. Master, I am in good health and well developed."
Kakashi, who was squatting on the ground, looked up at Naruto's two bare buttocks and buttocks and the key parts covered by his hands under Naruto's fishnet vest, and nodded, "It's not stunted."
"Why don't you close your eyes and clean the toilet? Why don't you help me go back to the house and get a pair of clean underwear?" Naruto really wanted to throw the underwear full of soap bubbles to Kakashi. He turned around and ran away, but he was really past the age of asking others to help him wash his underwear.
But Kakashi just said a suicidal "Oh", put down the toilet brush, pushed Naruto away, washed his hands and went out, "The water in the water heater is not too hot, but it won't be cold if you want to take a shower."
"Remember to get my underwear."
"I didn't hear anything." Kakashi winked at Naruto through the crack of the door and chuckled, "Sayunara"
"" Naruto listened to Kakashi's mean smile and stretched out his foot to block the crack of the door. He really wanted to give up and chase Kakashi out and give Kakashi a "thousand-year death." The old bachelor that a woman wants is just jealous of me."
"Ah, ah, a enoki mushroom that hasn't even grown all its hair, haha." Kakashi propped up his knees and looked at Naruto's folded hands and underwear in front of him through the crack in the door. "Next time you ask for help, remember to use the word "respect". Talking boy."
"Only a ghost would use honorifics to you. My dad also said that even though face is the most uneconomical, you have to see what the matter is first." Naruto retracted his foot and closed the door, continued to wash his underwear and muttered to himself, "The big deal is Just run naked, it’s not like I’ve never been naked before. Besides, even the dogs in Hatake’s old house are male, so what’s the point.”
But Kakashi, the elite jounin at the door, still laughed after hearing this, "Hahaha, who told you that there are no kunoichi in the ANBU."
"So what." Naruto hung the washed underwear on the towel rail and opened the small cupboard on the side.In the cupboard were toilet paper reserves, shampoo reserves and other miscellaneous things that had been moved from the toilet of Namikaze House. Sure enough, after picking at it a few times, Naruto found an antique hair dryer that had been abandoned by his family and plugged it in. Aiming at wet underwear, it can still produce hot air.
So Kakashi, who heard the sound of the hair dryer, could only stand up and knock on the door with regret, changing the topic, "Your dad helped you tell Yamato that your team is on vacation today."
Naruto recognized the wind and said nothing.
"Hey"
"I can hear you"
"Breakfast is in the refrigerator." Kakashi continued, "Your dad made shrimp oil braised noodles for you today. He said he would not be back after working overtime at noon, and he also wanted to eat scallion pancakes in the evening."
"Ah."
"More." Kakashi hesitated.
"Happy birthday, you said it yesterday." Naruto touched his underwear, and indeed he did a lot.
Kakashi stopped talking after that. He lit up a cigarette, said hello to the ANBU after smoking it, changed his shoes and left the house.He has to continue running laps, and after finishing the run, continue to report to Konoha Hospital for physical examination until his physical fitness data reaches a standard that satisfies the teacher, otherwise, he will have to continue to be a useless old bachelor who is always asking for sick leave - Kakashi admits that he likes to be lazy, but it is really different to take time off while busy and not letting him do anything.
Uzumaki Naruto was much more energetic after taking a bath here. He ate the breakfast prepared by his father, drank the cafeteria brand healthy vegetable juice, and went back to the house to open various birthday gifts. In addition to his head, he also It hurt a little, and it was like resurrecting on the spot with full blood, "Mom, dad is actually right. It's actually good for a man to drink a few sips of wine when he's happy. Your son just didn't consider the stamina of the wine this time. Well, I still have to practice my drinking.”
Men's ideas actually change very quickly.
Konoha 61
Yesterday, Naruto received a total of 78 birthday cards and 11 birthday gifts.The ones that were more to Naruto's liking were the box of hardcover imitation red bean paste bun lunchbox given by Anko-sama, the frog hat with big eyes that moved when the brim was poked by Kai-senpai, and some fruit-flavored hats sent by Grandpa Jiraiya. Naruto blew one up to try it out, it was really strong.
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