[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

Konoha 61

When the first ray of sunlight shone on him in the morning, Namikaze Minato knew that he had to get up.

But Hatake Kakashi, who was opening the curtains on the side, didn't know the teacher's true thoughts. Of course, this mainly depends on our Mr. Hokage once again raising the quilt over his head and covering his face.

"It's you who stays up all night and has to work, and it's you who can't get up from work in the morning." Kakashi once again lifted the teacher's quilt and put his hand on someone's forehead, "You feel my Body temperature, unfortunately, you are not sick, so the softness in your hands and feet that you feel now is just a psychological effect."

But it’s really quite powerless.The Hokage muttered in his heart, slapped away his disciple's cold paw, sat up with his eyes closed, and cleared his throat.

"water."

Kakashi sighed and could only go back to the living room to get a glass of water, "Look, Shiranui Genma is getting used to you. You too, scolding others for not always thinking about serving tea and pouring water, and at the same time enjoying their attentive service, there are Don’t transfer him away if you can.”

"One code equals one code." The Hokage blew the water, "Also, Kakashi, don't you want to help the teacher get a glass of water?"

"I don't want to do what you are drinking now." Kakashi was a little irritable, "Drink quickly, do you know what time it is now? I really don't understand you. Sometimes I wonder if you have a split personality. Usually You're going to curse in just one or two minutes, why are you not in a hurry now?"

"It's just because it's worth rushing for a minute or two. It's useless to rush if it's too late." Naruto took a peck at the water, the water was still very hot, "And Shikaku saw that I didn't go much later, so he would automatically and consciously do two It’s a division of labor, I just need to go over there and take over for him in the afternoon.”

"But it's already afternoon." Kakashi smiled.

"Nonsense." The Hokage didn't believe it. He continued to blow water, "The sun doesn't pass through Naruto's window like this in the afternoon of June. By the way, where is Naruto?"

"Haha, I finally thought about my son who couldn't sleep well after being harassed by you in the middle of the night."

"I think he slept very well yesterday with his head on his father's arm."

"You are really thick-skinned." Kakashi scratched his head, "Anyway, get up quickly, and you said you shouldn't let your son eat in the cafeteria every day, but in the end, you still have to rely on your son to make breakfast for you in the kitchen."

"If you have time to be jealous of other people's good sons, why not fall in love and have one yourself?" Minato continued to talk, "Come and tell me the time."

"It's four o'clock."

"Ah, it's been a long enough delay." Mr. Hokage was finally willing to open his eyes, "No, wait, then why didn't you go to work? I obviously only allowed you one day off."

"I have to wake you up first."

"Excuse." The Hokage looked at the lazy disciple suspiciously.

"Although anyone can bear your anger, I am the only one who can maintain your image as a wise and powerful warrior." Kakashi pulled out a mirror and held it up in front of the Hokage, "Look at what you look like now, can you see anyone?"

Minato looked at himself in the mirror and said that he looked good even after a full sleep, but he said, "I was so sleepy yesterday that I forgot to take off my clothes. It's really wrinkled."

"It's just wrinkled, so please lift up the collar of your clothes and smell it. I know it's hot now, I tend to sweat in the middle of the night, and I haven't showered for several days, so don't get under the quilt with dirty clothes. It's a good thing that Naruto doesn't I despise his father for being stinky."

"Disgusting." Minato smelled it again, the smell was indeed a bit embarrassing, "Can't you speak more nicely."

"I'm not Shiranui Genma. I don't have the time to please you." Kakashi pulled the teacher up from the bed, took off the teacher's wrinkled Hokage cloak, and then pushed it into the bathroom. "I'm warning you again, although the bathtub is You put the water in, but it was for you to soak in the wind that blew in the middle of the night last night. It was not for you to sleep. You should be conscious and wash it quickly, and don't let Naruto heat you up for a second time."

"Yes." The Hokage placed the still hot cup on the sink.He went to the toilet first, then turned to the shower room.Suddenly a burst of steam hit his face.Testing the water temperature, luckily he didn't just take off his clothes and lie down in it.

"What are you doing? Don't be in a daze." Kakashi knocked on the door without hearing the teacher's follow-up voice.

"Water is hot."

"Don't you know how to add cold water?"

"Oh." The stupid Hokage turned around and took the cup, turned on the faucet, poured some cold water, and drank it all in one gulp.Then he stripped naked and got into the bathtub which also had some cold water.The water in the bathtub was actually still very hot, but he still buried his whole head in it. In an instant, he felt that all the muscles in his body and even the roots of his hair were very comfortable.

"Don't bury your head in the water all the time." After a while, Kakashi knocked on the door again, "Would you like a back rub?"

"Yes." The Hokage stretched out his neck.

"Then go lie down." Kakashi walked in, took a bath towel and threw it into the water with a splash, "squeeze some shower gel on it."

The Hokage sighed, returned the rough towel squeezed with shower gel to Kakashi, turned around and lay on the edge of the bathtub, "I really want to go to the hot springs with Naruto."

"Then go." Kakashi wiped the teacher's back, "It's so dirty. Others are rubbing it into dust, and you can make mud out of it."

"Then please rub it clean." Minato sighed again. He felt that Kakashi used a lot of force today and his back hurt. If he had known better, he should have taken a shadow and done it by himself as usual.

But the regret medicine was useless. Kakashi continued to be rough until the bath towel with a lot of soap bubbles fell into the water again, "It's clean."

"Thanks." Minato smiled at Kakashi, and he decided that he would never take Kakashi with him when he and Naruto took a hot spring bath.

Kakashi didn't care what the teacher thought. He wiped the water off his hands and picked up the uniform that the teacher had taken off. "Hurry up. I'll send your dirty clothes to the wash first. The laundry basket can't even close the lid." .”

"Okay." Minato continued taking a shower, washing his hair and underwear, and then also washed the smelly socks that Naruto had stored in the corner for several days.Then, he discovered that Kakashi didn't leave a piece of cloth for him.

Minato had no choice but to wrap a bath towel around him and open the door to look for clothes. He remembered that he still had a bathrobe hanging outside the door.But Kakashi's hand was faster, and there was nothing on the hook.So the poor Hokage had to let go of his senses and see how to sneak back into the room without being too embarrassed.Well, Naruto is still in the kitchen, and several secret guards on duty are also on the roof and outside, so, um, that's it.The Hokage, who had forgotten to hang the coordinates of the Thunder God in the room, tiptoed through the open-air corridor and opened the door.After rummaging around for a long time, I finally found a pair of unworn underwear in a suitcase that I was too lazy to unpack.As for the clothes in my wardrobe, I only have a few black, white and gray shirts and suits that I don’t wear on weekdays.It seemed that he remembered correctly. He had indeed not washed clothes for half a month.

"Hey." Minato could only pick out a pair of gray trousers and a white shirt to wear first.The legs of his suit trousers were rolled up to match his pull-up panels, and the sleeves of his shirt were also rolled up and several buttons on the top were unbuttoned, but Naruto still felt extremely awkward. After all, most of the time he wore a suit in his life, he was not attending funerals. It's really unlucky to be hosting a funeral.

"Dad, so you are here." But fortunately, our lovely Naruto came to interrupt dad's bad thinking habit immediately, "Hey, this Hokage, it is rare that he is not wearing uniform today, he is quite handsome."

"Naruto, don't you think it's strange?" The Hokage shook his hair that still had water beads on it.

But his son's attention has been instantly diverted to the rhythm of his father running around without wiping his hair.

"Well, it's great to have a son." In the end, when Minato's father was holding a bun, drinking porridge and nibbling cucumbers, our young master Naruto was still conscientiously blowing his father's hair.

"Naruto, by the way, help daddy pull out his white hair."

"Eat well and chew slowly." Naruto ignored the Hokage's request because he didn't think he could complete that difficult task without damaging the density of his father's hair.

"Naruto is so fierce today." Minato's father said flatly.

"Because your son has to rush out after blow-drying your hair."

"Get out." Minato's father became even more depressed when he heard that Naruto would not be with him throughout the morning.

"Of course, boring D-level tasks are also tasks, okay?"

"Oh yes."

So Minato's father, with his head of dry golden hair on his head, just watched helplessly as his son ran out in a hurry.He suddenly felt that those annoying D-level missions were indeed boring.But he couldn't really tell Naruto that his father wanted you to accompany him, so stop doing the mission.

Finally, the Hokage, who could no longer stand the funeral clothes, secretly went to Kakashi's room with the bun in his mouth.Kakashi's room was always so clean and tidy that it didn't look like it was his.But when I opened the wardrobe, what was left was also a suit.Could it be that Kakashi had sent all his own uniforms to be washed? The Hokage, who was still holding the bun in his mouth, was a little disappointed. He was about to bravely wear a funeral suit for a day and show off, but he discovered the small swivel chair that Kakashi stuffed under the desk.There were a lot of clothes piled on the swivel chair.

"I knew that every young man now has a chair like this." Minato picked through it again and found an ANBU uniform x1 that was not too dirty.He changed his clothes with satisfaction, looked in the mirror, and suddenly realized that he seemed to be several years younger.

"Dad," Naruto's voice carried far away, "Can't you just sit quietly at the dining table when you're eating?"

"Yes." Minato's father trotted back to the restaurant.

"Come on, open your mouth." Naruto had already peeled the hard-boiled eggs.

"You don't have a mission

What? asked Minato's father.

"If you don't go, you have to tell Sasuke Sakura." Naruto's son replied.

"Okay, dad is at home this morning too."

"I know. After you finish eating, let's take a break and then go shopping."

"Naruto, do you want to buy something?"

Naruto glanced at his father's ANBU uniform that clearly smelled of Kakashi, "I think you need new clothes."

"Really?" Minato buttoned the old oil stains on Kakashi's sleeves, feeling a little embarrassed.

Simultaneously

Jonin dormitory area

It’s a bit embarrassing and Kato Shizune.

Shizune did not expect that someone would visit her dormitory the morning after she returned to Konoha.

"Good morning, this must be Jōnin Kato Shizune." The young man with a smile pushed up his glasses and stretched out his hand, "I am the current work director of Konoha Hospital. My name is Kabuto Yakushi. You can call me Yakushi. Jonin."

"Hello." When Shizune heard that this was Yakushi Kabuto, she immediately invited people in, "Yakushi Jounin is here for Yamanaka Kaiichi, right?"

"Yes." Yakushi Kabuto sat down and put the thick case folder in his hand on the table, "I heard that Tsunade-senpai is living with you now."

"Yeah." Shizune brought a glass of water, "It's really rude to not entertain you well."

"Yeah, you are so polite." Kabuto Yakushi quickly expressed his disdain, "You are a senior and I am a junior. I should be here to visit. I would like to ask, Tsunade-sama, if you have time now to guide me, a junior. "

Shizune heard the unabashed sarcasm in the words, and then combined with the various reasons why this situation usually occurs, she immediately came to the subtext of this young medical ninja. I am here to cause trouble, so don't ink. Let the rightful owner come in quickly.

"Jōnin Kato"

"Well, Tsunade-sama drank too much yesterday." Shizune thought of Tsunade who was still sleeping soundly on the bed in the back room, and she felt even more embarrassed to tell the truth.She knew that good things did not go out and bad things spread thousands of miles.Although it was indeed Tsunade-sama who failed to live up to his expectations, in front of so many ANBU yesterday, Minato-sama did not show any intention of helping to issue the gag order.So it seems that maybe we should really persuade our adults to restrain themselves, otherwise the consequences may be serious.

"Ahem, you're saying that Tsunade-senpai, as a legendary great medical ninja, actually drinks too much and is considered an alcoholic." Kabuto Yakushi showed exaggerated shock, "Did I hear wrongly?"

"No, you didn't. Medical ninjas really shouldn't drink and get drunk. That shows a disregard for the patients, the injured, and their own professional ethics." Shizune couldn't lie, but she felt that even if it was just for the convenience of her future work, she should Give the current leader of Konoha medical ninja an explanation to avoid misunderstandings, "Actually, Tsunade-sama, she has a reason, she"

"Oh." Kabuto interrupted the female medical ninja, "If there is a reason, then that's no problem. Let's talk about when the legendary lord can come to Konoha Hospital to discuss with everyone, the chief of staff's The condition. You may not understand it well if you have been away for too long. Most medical consultations now adopt a collective responsibility system. This means that even if it is Tsunade-sama’s treatment plan, please convince us first.”

"I will tell you the truth." Shizune once again tried to resolve Kabuto Yakushi's misunderstanding about Tsunade, "Actually, Tsunade-sama once said that one person is short of wisdom."

"If you want to explain to me why a medical ninja is addicted to alcohol, you don't have to." Kabuto winked and smiled like a spring breeze. "I am a gentleman. Gentlemen respect women and never pry into privacy."

As a result, Shizune stopped talking. She stood up and walked into the back room, hoping to wake up the great medical ninja who was once regarded as a strong backing and future hope by many ninjas.However, when I saw my teacher sleeping peacefully, I felt soft again.She carefully arranged the teacher's quilt, and when she came out, she no longer felt guilty, "Yakushi Jounin, please come back today. I feel that my teacher is tired from the journey and still has the right to rest more."

Yakushi Kabuto pushed up his glasses, looked at the female medical nin who suddenly became tough, picked up the case folder, turned around and walked out the door.He was very busy. Except for Yamanaka Kaiichi, the ninjas went out on missions to train for duels and group fights. There were not many bumps in the road that day.There are also the old guys in Konoha Sanatorium who either have pain here or suddenly no pain anywhere.He didn't care about the life or death of those guys, but his Hokage did.

"Go slowly and don't send me off." Kato Shizune watched the medical director who was said to be only 20 years old disappear quickly, and suddenly couldn't help but feel funny.However, it is indeed very worrying that only young medical ninjas are left in Konoha Hospital as in the legend.

Therefore, Nara Shikaku over there was a little relieved after confirming that Tsunade was already in Konoha.Although it must be doubtful whether Tsunade is really trustworthy, after all, double insurance is more trustworthy than just a young former spy.

Konoha

Pig Deer Butterfly Station

Nara's house

It’s just time for work in the afternoon

"Why did you come back in broad daylight?" Nara Yoshino looked at her husband who wandered into the house. He picked up the broom and whipped him. "How many days have you not changed your clothes? Didn't I pack it for you?" Have you sent them to the office for a change of clothes?"

"Ah, I didn't receive it." Lu Jiu opened his eyes seriously and lied, "I'll look back and find out who dared to take my clothes, and I'll punish him."

"Why are you so fierce? It's not easy for the children under you. If you are really busy and forget to criticize a few words, forget it." Yoshino frowned, finally put down the broom and started to take off her husband's clothes.

"Hey, what are you doing? It's broad daylight. It's not good for Shikamaru to see you."

"Shikamaru has already gone to work." Yoshino pushed Shikaku, "Hurry up and give me a bath. If I can't wash it clean, don't even think about entering the house today."

"But I'm so sleepy." Lu Jiu passed by the bedroom and saw the bed, and didn't want to move.

But how could Yoshino allow it, "You, take a shower and stop talking nonsense."

"Yes." Seeing that his wife was getting angry, Lu Jiu quickly turned on the shower head and rinsed her face.

But immediately, his wife followed in again, picked up the bath towel and patted Shikaku's back, "Have you had lunch?"

"have eaten."

“What to eat”

"Canteen fried noodles."

"One pot, right?"

"Yeah, a pot for raising pigs."

"Then I won't make another one for you."

"No, I haven't been able to eat the food you cooked for half a month. I'm hungry. I think I can still eat some."

"You are really ready to become a pig."

"Who made you like raising her?" Lu Jiu finally felt no longer sleepy at all. He held his wife's hand, which was twisting his back.Yoshino's hands were no longer as smooth as they were when they first got married, but they were still warm, "You like them."

"Old couple, don't be so stupid."

"My son is not here, and I will be at home all afternoon and evening." Shikaku put his wet hands around Yoshino's waist.

"Take a good shower, you made me wet."

"I love you." Shikaku gently bit Yoshino's ear.

"how much love"

"Yeah. Just a little more than you love me."

"Cunning, let's be practical."

"Please." Lu Jiu almost tried to think of asking his wife for pocket money, but finally endured it, "You have all my salary card, bonus card, medical card, how can I be practical?"

"Yes, then you can sing a song." Yoshino seemed to be satisfied with her husband's answer.

"Tell me what to sing."

"Ahem, that one."

"It's not that one"

"That's the song, the one you sang together when we got married."

"No. It's been banned for so many years and you still remember."

"How could you forget?" Yoshino frowned, "Besides, it was the third generation who issued the prohibition order, not the fourth generation."

"But Yondaime hasn't lifted it yet." Shikaku scratched his head, "Although the matter is small, it still violates discipline."

"At home, if you don't sing, you don't love me. If you don't love me, just sleep on the sofa at night."

"Okay, I'll sing." Lu Jiu still wanted to sleep in bed with his wife. He cleared his throat and picked up the shower head, "Married men are so happy, they can be as lazy as a pig."

"continue."

"Girl who raises pigs, don't be afraid. Your pigs don't go after other people's melons. Melons, melons, grass, flowers, melons, flowers. Who cares about a ninja carrying a lunch box?" Shikaku put Yoshino's head on his shoulder. , "I went home with you."

"Disgusting." Yoshino elbowed her backwards gently.

"Hua Hua Cao Cao Hua Hua." Lu Jiu continued to sing, "Hua Hua Cao Cao Hua Hua. From now on, unless he dies and becomes a scum, good brother, you can only beat this one."

Apart from the ninja carrying the lunch box, there was no other brother.

June of Konoha 61 is exactly the same as that year, it can be regarded as early summer