[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

"Hey, time flies when you think about it. I sat very close yesterday and could see clearly that the wrinkles at the corners of the fourth generation's eyes were getting deeper and deeper."

"That's right. Although I'm sorry to say this, Yondaime-sama, but in comparison, Itachi-kun's skin is so dewy."

"Hey, hey, what do you little girls know? Men, you have to mature to have taste. Our fourth-generation adults are so powerful no matter when they look at them. They almost feel suffocated when they look at them."

"But Itachi-sama is really handsome, has a big family, a great career, a bright future, is polite, and has a great figure. The most important thing is that he hasn't been in love yet."

At this point, the employee of the ANBU intelligence system could already write this in his observation report: The Fourth Hokage's tried and tested strategy of gaining popularity by taking people who want to challenge people to public places to brush their faces has been repeated this time. Defeated at the hands of Master Xuanjian.But it's not without other effects.At least today, the unpopular Konoha cafeteria suddenly became popular again, and the dining ninja increased the price by [-]% with a little trick.

In short, this ANBU employee ate the same Hokage noodles from the food bowl and secretly complained, maybe the Hokage-sama came yesterday to advertise the new dishes of the cafeteria master, and the unlucky Genma-sama was just a drop-in Yes.Otherwise, it would be better to take Kakashi-sama with you than Itachi.Although Itachi-senpai can quickly create a topic at the grassroots level, it also requires those nymphomaniac kunoichi to follow Itachi-senpai and notice Genma-sama.

"Ahem, this noodle is really delicious. Isn't that right, Master Genjian?"

Shiranui Genma sighed, picked up a few packed portions of noodles, lowered his head and silently left the cafeteria.

He knew it was like this every time.Long before the Yondaime-sama had the idea of ​​​​letting Kakashi choose the ANBU minister, he had been promoted to be in charge of the ANBU's intelligence system. During his internship, he did well, but in the end he lost to an ANBU member in the voting. An old timer on the verge of retirement.Later, Lord Hokage sent him to the ANBU back office, where a captain wanted to retire, but in the end, he still failed in the voting.After that, he also went to the Security Department, the Logistics Department, and even the Konoha Ninja School.He knew that this was all a well-intentioned attempt by his family to find a future for his unsatisfactory subordinate that would not be easy to die, but the result was of course. If those positions were not high-level leadership positions, naturally there would be no need for one-person-one-vote selection. .

In fact, Genma has discussed it with the Hokage many times. Even as the veteran of the Hokage Guards, he doesn't care about being demoted.Although that would inevitably lead to the suspicion of competing for jobs with 15-, 6-, and 7-year-old kids at a very young age.But the fact is that the special talents jounin are not as attractive to the brats as the real jonins.After all, a special job rarely involves leading everyone into battle, and apart from being selected by the Hokage to be the captain of the guard at a young age, he really didn't have any achievements that people talked about.Therefore, he cannot be like Kakashi, Itachi, or other jounin captains, who can make the blood of his subordinates boil just by standing there.

However, senior leaders are not for charging into battle. Genma is confident and has proven with facts that he has the ability to control those rebellious Jonin.After all, whether they are internal or external service or intelligence protection, ninjas are still human beings. Human beings always need to sleep, take a bath, change clothes, repair weapons, and most importantly, eat. After eating, they always need to go to the toilet. Yes, so if a war breaks out and a camp is set up, there will always be someone to dig toilets for them.

Xuanjian sighed and smiled self-deprecatingly, and then suddenly his smile became more and more unkind.Yes, there are some ninjas who don't care about peeing anywhere.But looking far away, Princess Tsunade of the Senju family, and looking closer, Master Itachi of Uchiha, it's still hard to imagine them not being hygienic.However, if in the future I am really reduced to digging toilets for everyone, Xuanjian bites Qianben.Then he might as well just stay by the Fourth Generation's side for the rest of his life.He had even planned it, but if it didn't work out, he wouldn't want to get married, since no woman wanted him anyway.When the fourth generation retired, he would follow the Namikaze family as the housekeeper.If he is still lucky enough to survive a hundred years later, he will continue to shamelessly go to the Uzumaki family to take care of Master Naruto. Anyway, the Shiranui family does not lack people like him.

However, as soon as he thinks about it, if one day he can also be called Mr. So-and-so Minister, he will not be willing to have a universal election or something.

“It’s so annoying”

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I walked too slowly. Are you injured?" Xuanjian felt a gentle female voice leave his back, and immediately apologized again and again, but when he turned around, it was the green Metkai. Suddenly I felt very troubled, "Kai, please don't suddenly start talking like a girl, okay? I haven't eaten yet."

Kaibi opened his scissor hands, blinked, raised his thick eyebrows, and then flashed his 24 little white teeth, "But I'm full, Ouye"

"You are really always full of energy." Xuanjian finally slumped his shoulders and greeted in a friendly manner as always, "Do you want to challenge the new dishes of the canteen master?"

"Ha, every time there is a new dish in the cafeteria, it is a challenge. Oh, youth is so beautiful." Kai looked at the unlucky look on Xuanjian's face and instantly gave up his plan to laugh at his old friend, "Ahem, come on Xuanjian, Kaka It doesn’t matter if Xi is not here, let’s have a fight.”

Genjian sighed. He really had no interest in chatting with this green guy today. He shook the takeaway in his hand and said, "Next time."

Then he ignored the senior jounin Matkai who was surrounded by admirers and was challenged by his unconvinced juniors.He still had to seize the time to go to Hatake's old house to deliver meals to Kakashi and poor Master Naruto who were on vacation, and then bring one to Shisui who was catching up on his sleep. Finally, he went back to the Hokage's office to fill the Hokage's and his own. abdomen.It's really a convenient flying thunder god, but it's a pity that he can only use the simple version after practicing for many years.Genjian sighed again, and before forming the seal, he raised his head and glanced at the sky. At this time, the sun was already very far to the west, dimming on the other side of the horizon, just like his mood that had just been ruined by Kai.

At this time, the Hatake old house.

In the small restaurant with no lights on, Naruto and Kakashi were looking at each other.

"Why are you at home? Shouldn't you be working overtime?" Naruto pointed at Kakashi.

"I'm exhausted. To avoid more serious consequences, your father asked me to rest first when I come back." Kakashi yawned and poured himself a glass of juice.

"I see, I thought my dad finally figured out how useless you are and fucked your ANBU." Naruto snatched the juice bottle from Kakashi's hand, "This is for dad."

"But he still can't come back today." Kakashi drank the juice in the cup in one gulp, stretched out his hand and came to Naruto again.

Naruto looked at Kakashi's weak look and felt sorry for him, "But Kakashi, there is no food for you in the refrigerator."

"I'll have my meal." Kakashi pulled off the light cord and took out the pornographic book before sitting down.

The meal is here.Genjian appeared.

"Hey, Master Naruto is back, and Kakashi has woken up just in time. Come on, the noodles are not cold yet, so you can eat them while they are hot. Also, Gaara is working overtime today and he won't be here all night. Also, Master Naruto, Hokage-sama said he is fine, so you don't have to worry, he will be back to normal soon." After speaking like a machine gun, Genma left.

"Is he a little weird today?" Naruto scratched his face and opened the plastic bag.

Kakashi buckled down the book, took the chopsticks, and took the bowl, "Maybe he was a little stimulated. Haha. You know that guy has always had a strong self-esteem. Yesterday, haha."

"Be careful of gloating. But if you think about it seriously, he is indeed quite pitiful." Naruto took the bowl and chopsticks, "Oh, by the way, just in time, while you are at home today and dad is not at home, I have something to tell you. .”

"What's the matter?" Kakashi stirred the fried sauce, "Bring me some garlic."

"Make enough food and clothing by yourself." Naruto ignored that the garlic cloves Kakashi needed were at his hand, "A very serious and serious question. About Yamato-sensei."

"Why?" Kakashi could only stand up and ask, "The last honest person in our ANBU was finally bullied into tears by you three brats."

"We wanted to bully the legendary good guy, but he didn't even show his face to us." Naruto spread his hands and frowned.

Kakashi also frowned, "He should show up every day during the gathering."

 

"How do you know that he takes over the task for us every morning and then runs away?" Naruto seemed to have figured out something, and suddenly stepped on the dining table, "Kakashi, you bastard, now that you have "Yamato-sensei was given to our class as a Jonin instructor, so don't bully him for being an honest person and arranging so many ANBU missions at the same time."

"Uh-huh." Kakashi was frightened by Naruto. He quickly put on the air of an AN minister and said seriously, "You know, Naruto, Konoha currently lacks mature enough ninjas, especially those at the level of Jonin captain. . And Yamato is indeed very powerful and stable. Some tasks will go more smoothly if he takes the ANBU brats with him. On the contrary, all your class can receive in Konoha are D-level tasks. Not only are there no dangers, You can handle it on your own. Besides, I have tried my best to arrange for him to go on a mission that is only one day away from Konoha. If there is a problem with your training, he can help you at any time."

"It sounds like you've been thinking about this shirk of responsibility for a long time." Naruto squinted his eyes, "It's just the two of us today. Don't try to pretend to be serious. Everyone knows it. Let me tell you, it's useless. The tail jinchuriki is still a vessel who hasn't learned how to control his own power. Yes, it's not good for me to just run out of the village so casually. I agree. But you should also be more serious when you find a teacher. The teacher is not here all day long. You didn’t even tell me what I should do, how could I learn to control the power of the nine tails?”

But this is because your father didn't train you on purpose. Kakashi looked at the fried sauce hanging on Naruto's beard and trembled. He still swallowed and didn't dare to tell the truth to Naruto.Although he still thinks that the teacher is completely irrational in his treatment of Naruto.But he still knew that he was afraid. Last time he took it upon himself to push Naruto to the front desk. Naruto was still a kid, but his teacher could still hold a grudge and ignore him until now.If he continues to act smart, something might happen.

"Why don't you say anything? You feel guilty, Kakashi." Naruto's beard was still curled up in anger.

"You should find a chance to have a good talk with your dad." Kakashi sighed and took out a tissue to wipe Naruto's mouth.

"But but." Naruto shook off Kakashi's hand in frustration, "I really can't say it. Let's not talk about whether dad wants to talk to me or not. He is so busy every day. Every time I wait for him to come home and finish his meal. Now that I have time, I'm so sleepy that I'm about to fall asleep. I don't want him to hold on and listen to me talk about what makes him unhappy. Although he has started to feel better recently, it's still quite uneasy. Look at Sasuke His dad and Ino’s dad Kakashi, I’m almost 14 years old, I’m no longer a child.”

"Then you'll be lucky." Kakashi took a sip of noodles.

"No. You have to find a way for me. While dad is not at home, you should give me an idea quickly. If this continues, I, the young master of the Hokage family, will soon have no friends. Look at other people's children, Lu Now that Maru has been promoted to chuunin, everyone is starting to look like a ninja. It’s just Sasuke, Sakura, and I who have returned to normal. We can’t all graduate together and become jounin. Let’s just stay genin.”

Kakashi continued eating noodles.

"Ah Kakashi, I knew you were the best to me." Naruto finally grabbed Kakashi's sleeve and shook it, "We won't go far, just near Konoha, back and forth in a day, worry about me If we can't control the fight like Gaara did before, we won't go to the towns and villages. I think killing bandits or something is very suitable for our team."

"How can there be bandits in the Fire Country now?"

"I don't care, okay Kakashi, please help me."

Kakashi finally put down the bowl. He was once again defeated by Naruto's innocent eyes, "If your father is chasing me, remember to block the knife for me."

"yeah"

"Come here with your ears."

And over there,

Hokage Building Hokage Office

Mr. Namikaze, who had no idea that he was being plotted by his disciple and his son, once again accidentally passed by the small sofa in the lounge while waiting for the noodles for 5 minutes.His small sofa was very old, dusty, and the sponge had leaked out in some places, but the sofa was a sofa, and it was soft and more comfortable than an old wooden chair. So, the Hokage stretched out amidst the squeaking sound of the old springs. He stretched out his two long legs and fell asleep almost the second he closed his eyes.

Then, he saw himself flying Thunder God back home exactly when the bell rang.Then I put on an apron, opened the refrigerator, started a meal, cooked three delicacies soup, fried two vegetables, and cooked a big fish.After a while, little Naruto came back after completing his mission. He didn't forget to buy the sesame cake from the store in Xijiekou today, which is really worthy of praise.Then Kakashi also came back. The kid had one foot on the stool and grabbed vegetables to eat without washing his hands.Minato also saw himself beating his disciple with a spatula, while Naruto was laughing so hard that he kept banging the table.Smiling and laughing, the old table with broken legs at home really broke.The soup was splashed all over the floor.So they still went to eat and have fun.The hand-beating boss was still very energetic. Minato heard him dislike the oil stains on everyone's bodies and asked, Minato, after you finish eating, go back and clean up the house. I remember you said yesterday that Kinai will finish the task later today and return. Home.

Hey, he fell asleep. Qinai was obviously dead.Minato thought of this and suddenly opened his eyes suddenly.

"Sir, are you dreaming?" Following the voice, a glass of water was thrust into Minato's hand.

Minato drank his water in a daze. The water was lukewarm and a little sweet, just right. Then he realized that the guy kneeling in front of him was Shiranui Genma. "The food is delivered to Kakashi and Naruto."

"Yes." Xuanzang took the cup, then opened the lunch box and handed it over.

"Why is it Ichiraku?" The Hokage felt that he was still a little fuzzy. He pushed aside the blanket that fell on his knees and stood up. But when he saw the time displayed on the wall clock at 21:28, he sat down silently again. "Why don't you wake me up."

"I see you slept well." Xuanjian pulled up the small coffee table, "Why don't you go back after eating? There shouldn't be any problems today."

"Let's do it tomorrow." Minato rubbed his eyes, shook his somewhat groggy head, and entered the bathroom.

Genjian quickly followed.

So, when Minato Namikaze finished using the toilet, washed his hands and face with the comfortable hot water that had been prepared in the sink, and came out with his eyes closed, there was a dry towel available as soon as he raised his hand.And when he wiped his hands and face, the towel had automatically folded into a square and was placed where it should be.

"I told you not to do this kind of thing again in the future." The Hokage sighed, "You will eventually become a leader, so this is not good."

"Anyway, I have already left that impression on my subordinates. Their bosses only got to the position by flattering their immediate superiors." Genma's tone was serious, but he still spoke casually while chewing Qianben, "And he always has to Someone to help you with the chores."

Minato could only sigh and sit back on the sofa again.At the same time, he must have an extra pair of chopsticks in his hand.

Shiranui Genma smiled at the Hokage whose expression remained unchanged.

Minato could only accept the kindness of his subordinates and eat, but he suddenly felt that he was already a little full before eating, "Kakashi Genma, is he okay?"

"He is fine. When I went to bring him food, he was already up and reading the little yellow book. Nothing happened to Master Naruto. Sir, don't be too anxious to get angry."

"That's good." Minato could only continue to bite the bullet, but the sore throat that had obviously been relieved after drinking water was getting more and more bothering him, "I seem to have eaten too many snacks in the afternoon, so I am not very hungry."

"Then have some millet porridge." The considerate subordinate did not expose his boss' lie, but immediately turned around and took out another lunch box and handed him a spoon.

"You're carrying the child." The Hokage said angrily, "Isn't it because women are a bit unlucky? Don't give up on yourself, okay?"

But the loyal subordinate did not answer and began to pack up.Take out the trash, wash the cups, sweep the floor and wipe the table, fill a few thermoses with water, and then start helping the Hokage divide the files.He sorted it out very quickly and skillfully, and it only took him a bowl of porridge to fill the table with documents.

Which comes first, disappointment or hope?

On a June night, there is a big moon