[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

They say time goes faster when you are struggling, so soon more than half of May has passed.

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Hokage Building, Hokage Office

It was 1:45 noon, 15 minutes before the Hokage's normal working hours, and 30 minutes before the Hokage's actual arrival time.However, as the Hokage's chief of staff, well, the first secretary and the only handyman for the time being, Uchiha Itachi has finished his lunch break and is standing here.

He listened carefully to make sure that there were no sounds of sleep in the lounge, and that the secret guards and ANBU on duty at the door had no intention of suddenly coming in. He also made sure that there were no human sounds at the end of the long corridor that must be passed in and out of the Hokage's office. Ghost traces; then he put his hand into his arms and took out the envelope that had been kept close to him for half a month.The envelope was still smooth and white, although the few ink dots seeping out of it were quite conspicuous, but you can't ask someone who is driven by anger and aggrieved not to make any mistakes.Of course, it is not good to write something as serious as a resignation letter in one go without revising it.But since Jiraiya-sama recommended the examples of 囧囧 practical essays, it is said that things like resignation letters must be written with passion and truth in order to be sincere and sincere.Only when you are sincere can you impress people and be convincing.In particular, this resignation letter is not written to the feudal remnants of the Uchiha family elders, but to Naruto's admirers. How can you lie when you write to an idol? Although the idol is a bit broken now, Itachi is still sure that he does not want to have anything to do with the golden flash. Any blasphemy.

As for why Itachi had to write his resignation "for doing a good job"

Itachi said that this resignation letter should have been presented to the Hokage in person at the beginning of the month, and he had already made up his mind that no matter how he was retained, he would definitely return to the field.But whenever the opportunity came, he couldn't speak when he looked at Lord Hokage's tired eyes that always seemed to show expectation and tolerance for him.Even if he did find the courage to mention it, he didn't have the courage to actually hand over his resignation.In any case, Itachi didn't think he would be a guy who gave up halfway in the face of difficulties, and it seemed more challenging to do something good and then return to the field with glory.

But can he really do that?

In the end, Itachi carefully opened the drawer that the Hokage opened many times a day, which was specially used to store snacks and drinks. He pressed the envelope under the cookies and candies, then closed it gently and let out a sigh of relief.

Then, as usual, he opened the windows for ventilation, and then sprinkled water to mop the floor. In mid-May, the weather is getting hotter and the weather is dry.In addition to remembering to tell the Hokage not to forget to drink plenty of water, the floor must also be mopped frequently. In late spring and early summer when there is no need to turn on the air conditioner, it is said that this will be more comfortable.

"What a boring life."

It is not that the eldest master Itachi Uchiha is unwilling to provide such logistic services for Golden Flash. It has no dignity for a weak person to serve the strong.But he doesn't want to do this kind of thing every day.If you do it too much, you will become a conditioned reflex and form a habit.For example, last night he helped Sasuke train, which was normal.Then he carried his tired brother back to the house, which was normal.It was absolutely normal for him to throw Sasuke into the bathroom and wait for him to wash himself off and say goodnight to his brother before going to bed.Then he was sitting on the chair with nothing to do, and his sharp eyes noticed the dust on Sasuke's desk. Well, it wasn't abnormal, he had good eyesight.But in the end, he actually let his lovely brother see his beloved brother holding a rag and his face against the table, wiping the table seriously... Although Sasuke didn't say anything except "thank you" in the end, he When he thought of his younger brother with his head lowered and his face red, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, he thought... His younger brother should see his older brother as a hero and role model, not... ;#8943;I can’t change this job.

Although it's still a pity that Fei Lei Shen didn't learn it.But Itachi also understood that it was always the ninja that was powerful, never the ninjutsu.And he is only 19 years old. He was just born a few years too late to catch up with the good times, right seniors?Itachi raised the corners of his mouth and glanced at the portraits of past Hokages on the wall.Then he put down the mop, picked up the rag, and began to wipe the table carefully.

At this time, it was already 2:20 pm, 5 minutes had passed since the Hokage's usual arrival time.

Where is Naruto

Hatake's old house, the Hokage's new study

On the soft couch, Bo Fengshui, who had agreed to just take a nap, was already half-lying on a thin blanket, half asleep.At the same time, Naruto, who came to wake his father up for work, looked at the alarm clock in his father's hand that did not go off even after midnight, and expressed his deep helplessness. His father had verified what Kabuto had said, no matter how many years he had not taken a nap before, he would never go off. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you can't fall asleep at first. Once you develop a habit, it's really hard not to feel sleepy.but,

"Kabuto also said, if it's not necessary, it's not good to take a nap for too long, dad."

It's not good, but in front of his son, Hokage never remembers what the ninja's alertness is. He just murmured a few times and seemed to be sleeping more deeply.

Are you sleepy? Naruto understood what his father meant.I had no choice but to pick up the newspapers that were blown by the small breeze outside the window and put them away, and then helped my father close the window.Every time at this time, he misses those black guys who are always around the house. Although they are annoying and useless, and they compete with him for his father every day, at least they are his parents.A person with hands and feet can always do something.

But soon, Naruto gave up the idea of ​​helping Kakashi persuade his father to add members to the Hokage Guards, and even became a little angry.What those black guys like to do most is to wake people up in the middle of the night.He remembered Qing Qingchu that in the years before he went to school, he especially liked to sleep with his father, but when he woke up in the middle of the night, he could never see anyone.Sometimes when he opens the bedroom door and goes out, he feels that the light in the study is so bright that he can't see his father clearly, but his father can see him immediately every time, then he lifts him up to the bed with a smile and pats his head. Back continued to sleep with him.Sometimes when he opened the door, the corridor would be dark, so he would open the window and look for the Hokage Tower from a distance. The lights in his father's office were white and floating coldly on the horizon.Of course, there are also black guys who like to be elusive. They like to say to him with a dark face, "Master Naruto, Hokage-sama has gone to work, please continue to sleep." So he could only quietly hug his father's pillow and dream miserably. .But recently, according to Kakashi's recollection, he mostly cried for his father, and because the work that required his father to run out in the middle of the night was basically an emergency meeting, so when he couldn't find his father, he would always cry and hit the bad guys with a pillow. I don't want to go to bed until I'm tired.

Naruto didn't realize that he was a crybaby when he was a child, and Kakashi's words... were hard to believe.No matter what, Heihei just hates it.After finishing his recollection, Young Master Naruto firmly came to a conclusion.He tugged on his ears, squatted down and put his father's hand that was hanging on the floor back to the sofa. At the same time, he got a few more mutterings, which were much clearer this time, "What time is it, Naruto?"

"Go to sleep if you feel sleepy." Naruto took off the alarm clock in his father's other hand, "Let go."

Minato's father obediently let go, "What time is it?"

"Why do you care so much? Just sleep when you feel sleepy." Naruto looked at the alarm clock in his hand. The firing pin of the alarm clock was a little crooked.

"Well, if my son agrees to sleep with me, of course I will continue to sleep." Minato's father decisively threw off his slippers, stretched his long legs, and completely lay down on the couch.

"Did you work overtime again last night?" Naruto frowned when he saw that his father obviously wanted to sleep all the time. "The patrol team still has three shifts. Can't Naruto work three shifts?"

"I'm the only one working the third shift, silly son." Minato's father didn't hold back and smiled with his eyes narrowed.

"Can't you find two more to work shifts with you?" Master Naruto was busy snapping the alarm clock's firing pin back to its original position, not realizing what he had just said.

This time Minato finally said happily, "It's actually a good idea, Naruto, hahaha."

"Then why are you laughing?" Naruto sensitively heard from his father's laughter that he seemed to be making a joke, but since it was a question of "laughing", it was not as important as the firing pin. He had just used too much force and the firing pin was crooked. Went to the edge.

Minato's father, who never wanted to stop smiling, secretly opened one eye and watched his son struggling with the alarm clock calmly.From his experience, he needs a new alarm clock tomorrow.

"Okay, laugh." Naruto listened to his father's laughter and found that he had done it again when he was doing it back. He was a little irritable, "Get up when you wake up. You have slept so much in the daytime and you can't sleep at night, Kabuto. I told you, you are not allowed to take sleeping pills casually anymore."

"Yes, yes." Minato, who was no longer tired of laughing, had just turned over.

He stood up, and then, he heard a crisp "pop" sound.

"Ah, I really can't sleep, Dad." Naruto raised his hand and back, the broken firing pin slipped into his cuff, and the broken alarm clock was far away from his sight.

Minato's father pretended not to notice and continued to wash his face with a smile. Although there weren't many things in the office today, he still couldn't push it to tomorrow.

By this time, it was already 2:30

Don't worry too much about your boss's working hours.Senior Anbu employees will tell you that good employees don’t have the habit of knocking on the boss’s door right after they get to work.Especially since they are now all under the control of Minister An.&a;#8943;&a;#8943;

New Hokage Tower, rooftop

Kakashi's eyes lit up, he jumped up suddenly, and took out his small antique alarm clock from his arms that was still ringing.He quickly turned off the ringtone that he no longer needed.Then he fell to the ground with a bang.Some old newspapers on the floor rattled on Kakashi's back, and Kakashi paused for a moment before touching the back of his head that had hit the ground directly.The back of my head hurt a little, but still.Kakashi took a breath, put one hand up, and then used the other hand to take out a cigarette from his jacket pocket and light it.In an instant, the white smoke dispersed, and Kakashi finally woke up completely.But he immediately closed his eyes again. It was noon now, and the sun had already bypassed the rooftop wall where he had just taken a nap, and was blinding him.

Kakashi moved into the shadows, smoking and cursing the new Hokage.The rooftop of the old Hokage Tower was better, it never hurt him if he fell.Of course, the new Hokage Building is still a steel and cement skeleton that has just been topped off. How can there be such a thing as thick moss?

Kakashi continued to sigh, finally put out the cigarette, got up unsteadily, rolled up the newspaper on the floor, put it under his arm and went downstairs.Below the small rooftop is the territory that will directly belong to ANBU in the future, the Hokage Tower and even the defense center of Konoha, a 360-hour tower sentry with 24 degrees of blind spots.Very practical design.Although when you look at the design, it looks like an ice cream ball with the lower half cut off and placed on top of a straight cone.But who would have thought that when the lid is exposed, it looks more like an indigestible enoki mushroom, which looks stupid from a distance.Worse than that cuckold from the old Hokage Tower.But seeing how the interior design was so considerate, Kakashi refrained from commenting too much.Some are even eager to move in.

But after all, this building is still a semi-finished product, so when Kakashi walked into the bathroom that should belong to his future lounge, there was no toilet, no faucet, only cement with leaking steel bars and even putty.So Kakashi decisively returned to the underground of the old Hokage building with a flash of silver light, to the still cold and cold ANBU office.

The maze-like underground office area of ​​Konoha only has one toilet at the end of the left and right corridors.Various pipes that have been in disrepair will always leak no matter how much they are replaced.Kakashi sighed, took off his mask, carefully turned on the rusty faucet, and started washing his face.Then I put on the mask without drying it off.The water soaked his clothes and flowed down his neck and into his chest.Kakashi became more energetic now.Although under the reflection of the mottled old mirror, it can be clearly seen that the silver hair on the top of his head is much thinner and thinner.Young Kakashi certainly didn't have the slightest problem with his hairline.He just developed a bad habit recently without realizing it.So when he sat back at his desk and prepared to deal with the afternoon documents, he was still unconsciously pulling his hair together with both hands.

Kakashi was hiding something in his mind, and he had been hiding it for several days without deciding what to do.

"Although no one dares to mention it yet, and the Lord himself is somewhat reluctant to admit it, as an active ninja, he has passed his prime."

Ever since Uchiha Shisui said such words that day, Kakashi has been obsessed with it.

He was a little scared, so scared that his hair stood on end.

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Get old.

Different from all the novels and comics he had read, birth, aging, illness and death were indeed the most unreasonable things in the world.No matter how enthusiastic a boy is, he will continue to grow up. No matter how minor an injury is, it may last a lifetime. No matter how skilled a doctor is, there are illnesses that cannot be cured. When a person dies, he is dead.But Kakashi still hopes that if one day comes, his teacher will at least suffer less.

Therefore, Kakashi had actually already figured out what he should do.Just like what he did last year, no matter whether the teacher is happy or unwilling to let go, it is time for the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki Uzumaki Naruto to start learning to take responsibility.Even if Naruto's powerful sealing technique has been until this year, he can still suppress the Nine-Tails to the point where he can't even see the host's face.But Naruto's seal cannot remain strong forever.In the past, the seal that could be tightened once every three months and everything would be fine has been shortened to once a month, which is not very safe.To strengthen the seal, the caster had to bleed. If it was done more frequently, it might not be long before the big fox on fire would suddenly burst out of Naruto's body.Let's not talk about Konoha for now, let's just talk about Naruto who was unprepared&a;#8943;&a;#8943;

Kakashi thought of this and suddenly felt a little funny.He obviously only wanted to do it for his teacher, but if he calculated it carefully, it was not his teacher who took advantage in the end.

Yes, this is Konoha after all, an alliance of armed forces and ninjas that originated from war. In addition to the two big families, there are also many small families.Moreover, this alliance has only existed as a group for just 60 years, just three generations.Even though there is a fool called Golden Flash who can unite most of the forces under his command by virtue of his huge prestige, the ninja's moral integrity and professional ethics are still trustworthy. .

ANBU Kakashi couldn't stop thinking about it.He couldn't help but pull his hair and took out another cigarette. He didn't like tobacco, but tobacco could really calm him down.He didn't want to be used as a gunman again, but if he wanted to do something, he could do it alone, right?

It is useful to use or be used

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It is now 3 o'clock in the afternoon, 60 minutes after the normal arrival time of the AN Minister.

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I am the long-lost little theater of bad jokes to make up for the word count

By the way, one day the author was accidentally knocked unconscious while shoveling smelly cat poop. As a result, as soon as he opened and closed his eyes, he turned into a lump of cat poop essence that finally gained wisdom after practicing for thousands of years.Although he has no hands, no legs, no mouth, no eyes, no nose, the author knows that he was shoveled out of the cat sand by Minato-sama, and then placed in a garbage bag, in a garbage bag, in a garbage bag, garbage bag , bag, bag, bag.

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Then another 1000 years passed, and the author was finally reborn and became a poop shoveler. One day while shoveling smelly feces for a cat, he was accidentally smoked and fainted&a;#8943;&a;#8943; A bunch of cat poop spirits who have practiced for thousands of years and finally gained wisdom.He still had no arms, no legs, no mouth and no nose. He knew that Minato-sama was coming to shovel cat poop soon. He really wished he could get close to him as soon as possible, but unfortunately, he was still a piece of cat poop. He still shoveled the lump out of the cat sand and put it in a garbage bag, in a garbage bag, in a garbage bag, garbage bag, bag, bag, bag.

cough.

After another 1000 years, the unlucky author became a poop scooper again. He had begun to learn to be wary of the smell of domestic cat feces, but there was no way, the smell had to be smelled by the nose to know it.So, he was once again stupefied by the smelly cat poop and turned into that familiar pile of cat poop.Cat poop is still cat poop.But how can we stay in the cat sand without being shoveled away by Minato-sama? Even if he is shoveled away, it is not worth the trouble for the author to get close to Minato-sama.But it was still a pity that he still shoveled this lump out of the cat sand and put it in a garbage bag, in a garbage bag, in a garbage bag, garbage bag, bag, bag, bag.

what.

1000 years have passed again, the author&a;#8943;&a;#8943;

Well, then Minato-sama woke up from his nightmare.