Konoha's Happy Naruto
Chapter 79 Tsunade’s small fist is about to hit Jiraiya’s chest
The four of them arrived at Tanshu Street in a smooth journey without encountering any obstacles.
Jiraiya was happy, not just because he got to see Tsunade, but also because he didn't get into any trouble.
But Sasuke was not so happy, because the Itachi he wanted to see could not be seen this time.
A certain Orochimaru: Your Itachi is here!Take him away quickly!This piece of shit has destroyed several of my bases!Damn it, does this guy have a dog nose?Why are you chasing me so quickly? Kimimaro, don't open the package, get out of here quickly!
However, Naruto and his party soon fell into new trouble.
Because Tanshu Street is a street, but it is still very large, and Tsunade will make irregular movements in it, making it troublesome to find.
Just when Jiraiya was about to search from casino to casino, Naruto stopped him and gave him a look.
"Old man, you know what money ability means."
Jiraiya didn't believe it, crossed his arms across his chest, and stood with Sakura and Sasuke waiting to watch the show.
Naruto calmly took out a dozen bills from his pocket, looked at the busy street in front of him, borrowed a big speaker from a roadside stall, and shouted loudly.
"Whoever can lead us to the legendary big fat sheep will get a bonus of 3000 taels! In the name of Sannin Jiraiya as a guarantee!"
"Whoever can lead us to the legendary big fat sheep will get..."
The sound spread, and the announcement was heard over and over again in the streets.
The lively streets suddenly fell silent, and the name of Sannin was still very useful.
Some people in the crowd turned their heads instantly and rushed towards Naruto with gleaming eyes. These people were all a little thin and had sunken eyes, much like zombies in some works.
Especially when running, it's even more like it.
Fortunately, the sounds coming out of their mouths were not 'um~uh~'.
Otherwise, there will really be a Plants vs. Zombies show here.
"I know where the big fat sheep is! I'm the first!"
"Go away! I just lost all my fortune, so don't try to snatch it from me! The 3000 taels are mine!"
"Give it to me! I only need two thousand, five hundred taels..."
"I only want 2000 taels!"
Naruto's mouth twitched. Has Uchimaki's spirit infected the ninja world?
It's terrible!
Before Naruto could agree, the two guys who took the initiative to lower the price were kicked out by others together.
In the end, Naruto chose a normal-looking guy to lead the way.
Others returned disappointed and looked at the chosen guy with envy, cursing him in his heart to lose all their money in the next gamble.
"Old man, remember to reimburse me when you return to the village."
Jiraiya looked on stunned, nodded subconsciously, and after realizing it, asked: "How did you come up with this method?"
"Is there even a need to think about it?"
Naruto looked at Jiraiya in surprise. It's been too long since he didn't do the task. Is his brain broken?How come you are not as good as a scumbag like me?
"I need to publish it and let others take the task. It's the same as the Ninja Hall. But this time, the people here take the task, not the ninjas."
The expression on Jiraiya's face suddenly became very exciting. Can this be used to issue tasks?
Because since the establishment of Ninja Village, ordinary people have always given tasks to ninjas, and there has never been a precedent of ninjas giving tasks to ordinary people.
When ninjas need to use ordinary people, they usually use force to coerce or use illusions to control them, so Jiraiya never thought of this.
"How on earth does this boy Naruto have such a big head?"
Naruto who was close heard it and replied: "Imported."
To be precise, they were smuggled from the earth because they did not pay taxes.
However, the old man Liu Dao, who is a customs officer, may have never seen this novel way of playing before, so he never noticed it.
Soon, a group of four people, led by this lucky gambler, successfully found the legendary big fat sheep in a tavern.
In the tavern, six people sat together.
Naruto could only feel one thing now, it was pink and tender, big and elastic, he grabbed it twice, and then two more times, because it felt great.
He turned to Shizune and asked: "Where did you buy this pig? The breed is quite good. Is there any that can grow bigger? I plan to go back and open a pig farm."
Tsunade snatched back her little pig. It was the first time she met a pig who only looked at the pig and not her. Although she didn't like the way those guys looked at her, it was a proof of her charm.
Jiraiya had peeked no less than ten times since they met, and even the guy in armor peeked three times, and she felt it all.
As a result, this yellow-haired kid was indifferent. Is this really a guy who can follow Jiraiya?
Naruto curled his lips, you are really old, but have you considered your age?You can be my grandma!Moreover, in a few years, my Hinata will have capital that is not inferior to yours!
Then I can watch whatever I want!
As for Sakura, she has fallen into isolation.
There are only two thoughts in her mind, one is why she is so big, and the other is when she will be so big...
"Jiraiya, what are you doing with me?" Tsunade asked angrily, holding up her wine glass.
"We are here mainly because the village elected you to be the fifth Hokage." Jiraiya became serious.
"The Fifth Hokage? Where is the old man from the Third Hokage?" Tsunade raised her head and her body trembled, but she quickly regained her composure.
"Orochimaru and the Suna Ninja Village invaded Konoha, and the third generation died in the battle." Jiraiya took out an envelope from his arms. He kept such important things close to his body.
"Did you die in the battle? Hokage is really not that easy to be, but you should know my answer. I am not interested in Hokage."
Tsunade took the envelope, but found that there were a few pieces of paper under the envelope, so she curiously pulled it out to check.
"Sakata Toshichi walked into the hot spring, jumped in when Mizuhashiko wasn't paying attention, covered Mizuhashiko's mouth with his hand, and went deep into the water with his other hand, which immediately made Mizuhashiko's body tremble, His eyes were secretly full of emotion, turning into a pool of spring water, and his voice was soft and charming..."
Jiraiya was thinking of reasons to persuade Tsunade, and then when he saw those pieces of paper, his heart suddenly skipped a beat, and then he saw Tsunade's face quickly turn red and then black.
"Jiraiya! You gave me such a thing, you should die!!!"
As soon as Tsunade clenched her fist, the draft in her hand was torn to pieces by chakra, and then her small fist filled with chakra's anger fiercely hit Jiraiya!
"Wait! Tsunade, please listen to my explanation, this is a misunderstanding!" Jiraiya hurriedly avoided.
boom! ! !
The floor was broken, smoke and dust were everywhere, and customers in the store were unsteady.
"No, Tsunade is really serious this time!"
Cold sweat quickly broke out on Jiraiya's forehead, he turned around and ran, followed closely by Tsunade.
"Asshole Jiraiya! Don't run!"
When Jiraiya heard this, his feet accelerated by three points.
Just kidding, if you don't hide under normal circumstances, you'll be hospitalized by Tsunade's iron fist at most.
But in this furious situation, if he still gets beaten stupidly, he might really be sent to see the third generation old man by Tsunade!
The two chased each other and fled, causing chaos in the short book street.
Jiraiya was happy, not just because he got to see Tsunade, but also because he didn't get into any trouble.
But Sasuke was not so happy, because the Itachi he wanted to see could not be seen this time.
A certain Orochimaru: Your Itachi is here!Take him away quickly!This piece of shit has destroyed several of my bases!Damn it, does this guy have a dog nose?Why are you chasing me so quickly? Kimimaro, don't open the package, get out of here quickly!
However, Naruto and his party soon fell into new trouble.
Because Tanshu Street is a street, but it is still very large, and Tsunade will make irregular movements in it, making it troublesome to find.
Just when Jiraiya was about to search from casino to casino, Naruto stopped him and gave him a look.
"Old man, you know what money ability means."
Jiraiya didn't believe it, crossed his arms across his chest, and stood with Sakura and Sasuke waiting to watch the show.
Naruto calmly took out a dozen bills from his pocket, looked at the busy street in front of him, borrowed a big speaker from a roadside stall, and shouted loudly.
"Whoever can lead us to the legendary big fat sheep will get a bonus of 3000 taels! In the name of Sannin Jiraiya as a guarantee!"
"Whoever can lead us to the legendary big fat sheep will get..."
The sound spread, and the announcement was heard over and over again in the streets.
The lively streets suddenly fell silent, and the name of Sannin was still very useful.
Some people in the crowd turned their heads instantly and rushed towards Naruto with gleaming eyes. These people were all a little thin and had sunken eyes, much like zombies in some works.
Especially when running, it's even more like it.
Fortunately, the sounds coming out of their mouths were not 'um~uh~'.
Otherwise, there will really be a Plants vs. Zombies show here.
"I know where the big fat sheep is! I'm the first!"
"Go away! I just lost all my fortune, so don't try to snatch it from me! The 3000 taels are mine!"
"Give it to me! I only need two thousand, five hundred taels..."
"I only want 2000 taels!"
Naruto's mouth twitched. Has Uchimaki's spirit infected the ninja world?
It's terrible!
Before Naruto could agree, the two guys who took the initiative to lower the price were kicked out by others together.
In the end, Naruto chose a normal-looking guy to lead the way.
Others returned disappointed and looked at the chosen guy with envy, cursing him in his heart to lose all their money in the next gamble.
"Old man, remember to reimburse me when you return to the village."
Jiraiya looked on stunned, nodded subconsciously, and after realizing it, asked: "How did you come up with this method?"
"Is there even a need to think about it?"
Naruto looked at Jiraiya in surprise. It's been too long since he didn't do the task. Is his brain broken?How come you are not as good as a scumbag like me?
"I need to publish it and let others take the task. It's the same as the Ninja Hall. But this time, the people here take the task, not the ninjas."
The expression on Jiraiya's face suddenly became very exciting. Can this be used to issue tasks?
Because since the establishment of Ninja Village, ordinary people have always given tasks to ninjas, and there has never been a precedent of ninjas giving tasks to ordinary people.
When ninjas need to use ordinary people, they usually use force to coerce or use illusions to control them, so Jiraiya never thought of this.
"How on earth does this boy Naruto have such a big head?"
Naruto who was close heard it and replied: "Imported."
To be precise, they were smuggled from the earth because they did not pay taxes.
However, the old man Liu Dao, who is a customs officer, may have never seen this novel way of playing before, so he never noticed it.
Soon, a group of four people, led by this lucky gambler, successfully found the legendary big fat sheep in a tavern.
In the tavern, six people sat together.
Naruto could only feel one thing now, it was pink and tender, big and elastic, he grabbed it twice, and then two more times, because it felt great.
He turned to Shizune and asked: "Where did you buy this pig? The breed is quite good. Is there any that can grow bigger? I plan to go back and open a pig farm."
Tsunade snatched back her little pig. It was the first time she met a pig who only looked at the pig and not her. Although she didn't like the way those guys looked at her, it was a proof of her charm.
Jiraiya had peeked no less than ten times since they met, and even the guy in armor peeked three times, and she felt it all.
As a result, this yellow-haired kid was indifferent. Is this really a guy who can follow Jiraiya?
Naruto curled his lips, you are really old, but have you considered your age?You can be my grandma!Moreover, in a few years, my Hinata will have capital that is not inferior to yours!
Then I can watch whatever I want!
As for Sakura, she has fallen into isolation.
There are only two thoughts in her mind, one is why she is so big, and the other is when she will be so big...
"Jiraiya, what are you doing with me?" Tsunade asked angrily, holding up her wine glass.
"We are here mainly because the village elected you to be the fifth Hokage." Jiraiya became serious.
"The Fifth Hokage? Where is the old man from the Third Hokage?" Tsunade raised her head and her body trembled, but she quickly regained her composure.
"Orochimaru and the Suna Ninja Village invaded Konoha, and the third generation died in the battle." Jiraiya took out an envelope from his arms. He kept such important things close to his body.
"Did you die in the battle? Hokage is really not that easy to be, but you should know my answer. I am not interested in Hokage."
Tsunade took the envelope, but found that there were a few pieces of paper under the envelope, so she curiously pulled it out to check.
"Sakata Toshichi walked into the hot spring, jumped in when Mizuhashiko wasn't paying attention, covered Mizuhashiko's mouth with his hand, and went deep into the water with his other hand, which immediately made Mizuhashiko's body tremble, His eyes were secretly full of emotion, turning into a pool of spring water, and his voice was soft and charming..."
Jiraiya was thinking of reasons to persuade Tsunade, and then when he saw those pieces of paper, his heart suddenly skipped a beat, and then he saw Tsunade's face quickly turn red and then black.
"Jiraiya! You gave me such a thing, you should die!!!"
As soon as Tsunade clenched her fist, the draft in her hand was torn to pieces by chakra, and then her small fist filled with chakra's anger fiercely hit Jiraiya!
"Wait! Tsunade, please listen to my explanation, this is a misunderstanding!" Jiraiya hurriedly avoided.
boom! ! !
The floor was broken, smoke and dust were everywhere, and customers in the store were unsteady.
"No, Tsunade is really serious this time!"
Cold sweat quickly broke out on Jiraiya's forehead, he turned around and ran, followed closely by Tsunade.
"Asshole Jiraiya! Don't run!"
When Jiraiya heard this, his feet accelerated by three points.
Just kidding, if you don't hide under normal circumstances, you'll be hospitalized by Tsunade's iron fist at most.
But in this furious situation, if he still gets beaten stupidly, he might really be sent to see the third generation old man by Tsunade!
The two chased each other and fled, causing chaos in the short book street.
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