Konoha's Happy Naruto

Chapter 73: I drank fake wine

The next morning.

Naruto shook his head and quickly woke up. The powerful physique of the Uzumaki clan completely freed him from the trouble of hangover.

Although he was still drunk and unconscious yesterday, when he woke up today, he was the Uzumaki Naruto who gave Kakashi and others a headache!

"Drinking makes things worse. No wonder I have to let children drink. I shouldn't have done anything messy, right? After all, I drink pretty good wine... huh? Where does this earthy smell come from?"

Naruto looked up in confusion, and then saw his room filled with peach tree saplings.

"Where did these things come from? Why are there so many peach saplings in my room?! I didn't steal them when I was drunk, right?"

Naruto's eyelids were twitching wildly, and he began to think about where Konoha sold saplings, and how he should compensate for it.

"Don't worry kid, you didn't steal this."

Kyuubi's words made Naruto relax, but before he could finish, Kyuubi continued:

"But do you think this is over? Have you forgotten what happened last night? Kid, go find your good brother and be your master, and then go to the ends of the earth with your precious sapling. Remember that I am so old. Granddaughter, stay away.”

Kyuubi's unhappy tone sounded in the sealed space.

"become sworn brothers?"

Naruto frowned and rubbed his temples, gradually remembering what happened last night.

Although Naruto was very drunk and even fell unconscious after the scene was broken, the shadow clone saw everything and recorded it.

So Naruto was lucky enough to witness his own social death.

And these saplings were exactly what I urged my shadow clone to buy when I was drunk and crazy.

There is also a diary written by the shadow clone on the sapling, which records this process in detail.

Naruto: "I want a sapling, I want a sapling, give me a sapling, give me a sapling, take a sapling, embrace your health..."

Doppelgänger: "If you hear too many advertisements, get out of here!"

Naruto's arms and legs kept swinging on the bed, like a swimming toad.

"I love you~my sapling~my sapling~my paradise~~~"

Clone: ​​"...I want to write it down and tell Hinata."

The clone who couldn't stand the noise really got a tape recorder from somewhere and recorded everything Naruto sang like crazy.

The tape recorder is now placed next to Naruto's pillow.

Naruto also opened it and listened, and the magical sound filled his ears.

Is my singing so ugly?

However, the shadow clone still did some personnel work, just recorded the conversations and songs, and did not actually tell Hinata.

Because it was still dark at that time, if you broke into Hinata's boudoir at night, you might really be hanged up by your father-in-law, and then beaten to death...

Naruto felt like his head was buzzing now.

If it hadn't been at night, would these dog clones really have brought things to Hinata? !

Maybe no one would believe it, but I was almost tricked to death by my own shadow clone!

Are you happy that you've screwed the main body to death?

"Man in charge?"

Taking out the painkillers, Naruto took one.

Forget it, don’t give this medicine away, just keep it with yourself.

This time the shadow clone is becoming more and more ignorant.

Difficult to do.

"How could I do such an idiotic thing? I know, it must be because of the wine. I drank fake wine!"

Naruto made a fist with his left hand and hit it on the palm of his right hand, with an expression of sudden realization.

Kyuubi: "Don't change the subject, go find that rabbit and worship it, then hold your sapling and stay as far away from my eldest granddaughter as possible!"

I am very worried about leaving my eldest granddaughter to such a lunatic!

"Uh uh uh~ Well, what happened yesterday... I paid homage to the saplings and stuff..."

Naruto blinked and said seriously: "These are all gifts from the magical nature!!!"

"Fuck your gifts, crawl for me!"

……

Konoha meeting room.

Because the battle between the Third Generation and Orochimaru took away many high-level officials, the middle and lower-level personnel who originally belonged to these high-level officials are now a little restless.

I have never seen so many places vacated at once.

These people want to get a piece of the pie, even if they can't become the top few, it's still good to climb up.

But the current ANBU chief calmly took out a scroll from his ninja tool bag, preparing to shatter their illusions.

"This was given to me by Lord Three Generations before. He said it could only be opened after he died in battle."

These people's hearts immediately trembled.

The scroll was slowly opened and placed on the table. What was written inside was the job transfer of a group of people, which was equivalent to a letter of appointment.

A man wearing glasses licked his dry lips and wanted to retort: ​​"This thing may need to be appraised. After all, it involves the transfer of so many people, so we need to be cautious..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Asuma and others spoke one after another.

"There is nothing wrong with this scroll, we can guarantee it."

The man with glasses retreated angrily.

The candidates on the scroll were all selected by the previous three generations after careful consideration. They may not necessarily be the most capable, but they are the most suitable for Konoha in chaos.

The middle and lower levels, who are leaderless and unable to keep pace, now have no power to fight against the ANBU minister who has three generations of orders.

Not to mention the ANBU minister and the support of Jiraiya, Kakashi and others.

As for Danzo, he is currently busy sorting out his roots and cannot spare any time to attend this meeting.

The third generation's methods are still very sharp, and the methods left behind were used by Danzo to make it impossible for him to cause trouble in a short period of time.

So after a short period of chaos, Konoha quickly settled down and began to develop towards the good side.

Although it is still necessary to find Tsunade to take over as the fifth generation, it is not so urgent.

So Jiraiya planned to rest for a day before setting off to find Tsunade.

Just when Jiraiya was about to tell Naruto and the other three people the news, he saw Naruto taking out a bunch of peach tree saplings from his own house.

And there are already a lot of them piled up outside the house.

Naruto planned to plant these saplings, it would be a pity to just throw them away.

"Naruto, what are you doing?"

While Jiraiya was talking, he calmly touched his pocket, which contained the newly created art.

"Ah, you said this... This is... a gift to nature. By the way, what were you hiding just now? It couldn't be the manuscript of Xiao Huang's book, right?"

"You think too much."

Jiraiya stared for a while and breathed a sigh of relief after realizing that Naruto was just moving saplings and not paying attention to him.

"Remember to meet at the entrance of the village tomorrow."

"Do you need to bring cement?" Naruto suddenly asked confusedly.

"We are gathering at the entrance of the village for a mission. Why are you bringing cement?"

Jiraiya was very puzzled. He really couldn't understand what Naruto was thinking about every day. Could it be that his mind was really full of air?

Forget it, leave quickly. The manuscript I finally saved has been damaged.

As soon as he took two steps, he heard Naruto shouting from behind.

"Watch the move! Xiao Huangshu's disappearing technique!"

A huge water ball fell from the sky. Jiraiya hurriedly avoided it, but he still got wet.

"Licious old man, do you really think I didn't realize you were hiding manuscripts?" Naruto put his hands on his hips, but he was already ready to escape.

"Whirlpool! Whirlpool! Naruto! People!"

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