Konoha's Happy Naruto

who am I?

where is this?

what are they doing?

Standing in the open space, bearing the cold wind blowing in his face, Shukaku's mind echoed with the three questions of his soul.

Although the sealed space was cramped and small, Shukaku was just sleeping in it, so it had little impact.

And feeling the delicious food the clone ate, Shukaku finally knew what life was, so now he has no interest in destroying the ninja world.

After killing all these people, what will he eat?

As before, continue to drink the northwest wind?

Although Shukaku grew up with the northwest wind, now he expresses his disdain for the tasteless northwest wind.

Moreover, when he was wreaking havoc outside, there would be people chasing him and beating him. But when his little clone was outside, he could eat and drink all day without anyone caring about him. He was even respected by others, and was affectionately called by the hotel waiters and stall owners. Be the civet cat boss.

Humans are such a strange race. Is it a great thing to eat more?

Kyuubi: That’s because I’m helping you pay!

Shukaku felt that he liked his current life.

The main body is sleeping in the sealed space, while the clone is eating outside.

Although I need to go to the Kingdom of Wind to pan for gold, life is a bit tough.

But it's still passable.

It only takes a small gold nugget the size of a football to safely eat for a period of time in the human world.

The most important thing is that there is a huge gap between the upper and lower limits of human strength now, and there are some people he can't beat at all.

So Shukaku was ready to become a salted fish like Nine Lamas, and he never thought about going outside the seal to cause trouble.

Because Kyuubi told him that if he is too big, he cannot be a salted fish.

Shukaku believed it.

Although he prefers his ex, Sharing Fu, to Gaara.

But now Gaara, the brat, is sleeping all the time without disturbing him, which is pretty good.

Therefore, Shukaku was stunned when he was kicked out, but after the stupor passed, he was ready to go back.

What he didn't expect was that he was fine when he came out, but he couldn't go back!

"What is this scenario?"

Shukaku lowered his head and patted his stomach, preparing to hit himself back.

Only then did he realize that the reason why he couldn't go back was because the effect of Gaara's 'False Sleep Technique' had not completely faded away.

When the ninjutsu wears off, he can naturally go back.

Shukaku estimated this time and it was about 3 minutes.

"This is... the One-Tailed Shukaku?" Kakashi asked uncertainly. In his impression, the tailed beast was quite big, not this miniature at all.

"Is it something similar to a clone again?"

Kakashi looked at Shukaku, who seemed silly and naive, with some doubts in his heart, and then turned to look at Naruto beside him.

Although there was no evidence, he intuitively believed that Naruto had something to do with Shukaku becoming like this.

Feeling a pot flying to his head, Naruto looked around and quickly locked on Kakashi.

"Kakashi-sensei, look what I did, Shukaku became like this, it has nothing to do with me, Naruto Uzumaki!"

This is made by a big fox!

You can't wrong a good person!

Kakashi's eyes were full of suspicion, because Naruto had too many criminal records.

Shukaku on the other side looked over and saw the white-haired salted fish wearing a mask who was named by Kyuubi before.

I'm Ichibi Shukaku, and I'm panicking now because I'm being targeted by Gogokai. What should I do?

Wait online, hurry!

After receiving the news, Kyuubi took the time to look at the situation outside.

"Is this a party...ah, it turns out that Orochimaru's plan to collapse Konoha has begun."

As soon as Kyuubi sensed it, he saw that the third generation was holding a golden cudgel and fighting with the first and second generations in the ring. Next to him were several high-level officials of Konoha who were hanging from the southeast branch, as well as Koharu and Mitomon who were still struggling. inflammation.

It seems that his words woke up the old man.

Kyuubi nodded, and then told Shukaku how to deal with it.

Shukaku felt that this suggestion was unreliable, but when he saw Kakashi looking at him again, he could only bite the bullet and prepare to give it a try, delaying it for 3 minutes.

"There is no one-tailed Shukaku. You recognized the wrong beast. Don't you recognize me? Have you forgotten that black cat that is always blocking you?" Shukaku said while doing so. Made a lucky cat move.

Ma Ji, who had just recovered from the collapse, saw this scene and his blood pressure skyrocketed again.

This is definitely not the Shukaku I know!This is all Konoha's illusion!

Amid the ups and downs of mood, Mackie's tortured spirit finally couldn't hold on any longer.

His vision went dark, he kicked his legs, and passed out. The real person fell backwards.

Temari and Kankuro scrambled to save her.

"Black cat? There is no black cat blocking the way! Although I have been talking about this black cat for many years, it is just an excuse for being late, and you are not black either!"

Kakashi subconsciously blurted out, "Do you think I am blind with my Sharingan and can't tell the difference between a tailed beast and a stray cat?"

The instigator, Kyuubi, is already in the sealed space.

Naruto pointed at Kakashi as if he had discovered a new world: "I knew you were making excuses for being late! The reason for being late in the past was really because you looked at Xiao Huang..."

Kakashi covered Naruto's mouth.

Why does this kid keep talking about everything?

Naruto rolled his eyes, you know this is not a good thing.

Kakashi looked at the sky speechlessly, he would have to make another excuse in the future, the black cat... was exposed.

Since Shukaku wants to be a black cat so much, then I’ll just say that Shukaku is standing in front of me from now on.

But now...

"Whether you are a black cat or not, since you were summoned by Gaara, your movements must be restricted!"

Kakashi formed a seal instantly, and Raikiri appeared in his hand.

"Wait! Let me finish the last sentence!" Shukaku stretched his hands to the sky and shouted loudly: "Come out, Gaara!"

Just finished speaking.

Shukaku's body quickly shrank, revealing Gaara, but he was still lying on the ground sleeping, snoring evenly.

"Big fox, what's going on?" Naruto asked in the sealed space.

"The time is up. Three minutes have passed. Ultraman can no longer stay in the ninja world."

"???"

Naruto looked at Kyuubi with a question mark, are you kidding?

After some explanations from Kyuubi, Naruto finally understood the origin of the three minutes.

Isn't this guy who invented the art of false sleep also a time traveler?

Otherwise, how could this 3-minute delay be so good?

In the future, when Gaara encounters an enemy that he cannot defeat, he will instantly form a seal and shout "Shukaku!" to the sky! '

The gigantic Shukaku smashed up a cloud of dust on the ground, and then said, "The will of the earth!" '

Then after 3 minutes, Shukaku ran away with the bucket...

Gaara can change his name to 'Gaara'.

Kakashi looked helplessly at Naruto who was distracted again, can you please separate the occasion?

Sasuke stood in the wind and began to think: What am I doing here?