Konoha's Happy Naruto

After a lot of fun, Naruto accepted Jiraiya as his disciple.

Because Naruto's senses about Jiraiya were not bad.

Jiraiya is generous and kind, but no one is perfect. He also has some minor problems, such as voyeurism, prostitution until he loses contact, and writing pornographic books...

Damn it, I kind of regret it!

Naruto wanted to return it.

Jiraiya said: Just stay there!

When Jiraiya saw that Team [-] had already accepted two disciples, he might as well accept Sakura as a disciple. He couldn't just leave the little girl alone.

Although Sakura still had doubts, she still resolutely agreed in order to keep a close eye on Sasuke and prevent him from being led astray by Jiraiya.

Jiraiya looked at her expression of generously willing to die, and couldn't laugh or cry: "You have to believe in my character as a Toad Sage. I really only use materials for art, and I really have an average figure..."

Sakura once again showed Jiraiya what innate power is.

"I seem to have seen Tsunade when she was a child. It's a pity that this little girl is not interested in medical ninjutsu. Otherwise, I would have introduced her to Tsunade as her apprentice. The same violence, the same peace, but the talent of this strange power cannot be wasted. , I have to find an opportunity to ask Tsunade for the method of practicing the strange power technique."

Jiraiya rubbed his belly and took his three new apprentices to the forest for teaching.

Naruto looked at the team that was completely different from the original one and had completely given up. Anyway, a lot had changed, not less than this.

The three ninjas were supposed to take one each, but Jiraiya took them all.

Danzo, Kishimoto or Tobirama, just pick one and blame whoever you want to blame for this.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with me, Uzumaki Naruto!

Salted fish Kakashi felt liberated: "Ah, I seem to see a wonderful holiday waving to me."

But as soon as Kakashi walked less than 100 meters, he met Gai who was standing on his head and exercising in Konoha.

"Hey, Kakashi, are you on vacation? Let's have a youthful contest!"

"Kai, don't come over here!"

Kai didn't listen at all, but jumped to straighten his body, and then rushed towards Kakashi: "This is youth!"

"My rare vacation!"

After a while.

Little Shukaku, who was passing by holding a skewer, asked little Kyuubi next to him.

"What are this green-skinned kappa and the wretched masked man doing?"

"Probably they are having a youthful contest."

"Youth is rock-paper-scissors? Cut~"

"They are both very strong. One of them can kill anyone they meet, and the other can kill anyone they meet. Don't blame me for not warning you. If you encounter them in the future, remember to stay away."

Xiao Shukaku paid attention to it, but he had a question: "What about the two of them facing off?"

"Death together is also a [-]-[-] split."

……

"Ah!"

In a forest in Konoha, Jiraiya used the Rasengan to easily smash a stone as tall as a person.

But Naruto and Sasuke who were watching didn't have too many disturbances in their hearts.

They both have a way of doing this.

Only Sakura exclaimed in cooperation.

"You three, remember, the Muji Ninjutsu just now is called the Rasengan. It was an A-level Ninjutsu that the Fourth Hokage spent three years developing."

Jiraiya put on a rare serious expression.

Sasuke and Sakura subconsciously looked at the huge shadow rock above the Hokage Tower.

Naruto looked at the Yondaime's profile picture and remembered another name for the Rasengan, Spiral Flash Chaulanbu Shōsan Style.

The brain circuit behind this naming is much weirder than my own.

I don’t know if my cheap daddy will have time to finish shouting such a long name during the battle.

"That is the Fourth Hokage. He is a true genius."

Jiraiya's expression was a little complicated.

Minato was a true genius, he was gentle to others and never seemed to get angry.

If it hadn't been for the night of the Kyuubi, or if I hadn't left the village because of my anger with the Third Generation, Konoha would have been a completely new scene now.

Uchiha... wouldn't be in such a miserable situation now.

But Jiraiya is a man with a strong heart and quickly adjusted his mentality: "The Fourth Hokage has achieved great results using the Rasengan. You must study hard and not lose the reputation of this ninjutsu. .”

"Is it the Battle of Kannabi Bridge?" Sakura, the top student, instantly remembered the record in the textbook.

"Yes, the situation at that time was very critical..."

Because this was the first day of accepting a disciple, there was no need to be too nervous, so Jiraiya simply sat cross-legged on the ground and told the three Narutos about the situation back then.

Sasuke and Sakura gradually became entranced.

Although Jiraiya wrote a pornographic book, it was well-sold in the ninja world, which shows that he was still good at telling stories, and many of the things he told were not included in the ninja school textbooks.

Naruto, on the other hand, began to zone out as he listened.

He not only knew about the Battle of Kannabi Bridge, but he also knew much more than Jiraiya.

Because this battle can almost be said to be the most critical turning point in the current situation of the ninja world.

Obito faked his death in this battle and was rescued by Madara. Then he witnessed Lin's death and turned into a black man. Kakashi also lost his fighting spirit and slowly became the salty fish he is today.

Then there is Obito hiding behind the scenes, acting as the evil troublemaker.

But was Obito wrong?

Although he was a little too good at the second grade, he just wanted to save his lover, Nohara Rin.

Is Madara at fault?

What he wants is not world domination, but world peace.

Hell?

She just wants to save her mother, which can be called the ninja world's version of Agarwood saving her mother.

Kaguya?

She just wanted to gain strength to fight against the rest of the Otsutsuki clan, and the chakra in the ninja world was brought by her through the sacred tree...

After counting, Danzo was the only one who was doing what a villain should do honestly!

Guoying, just admit it.

Jiraiya didn't know what Naruto was thinking. By the time he finished speaking, it was already evening.

Although Jiraiya was the only one who kept talking, the relationship between the two of them had become much closer without even realizing it.

"Time flies so fast. Before you know it, it's time for dinner, so let's go have dinner first."

Jiraiya stood up, patted the dirt on his body, turned to Naruto and said, "Naruto, I heard that you and Sasuke opened a restaurant together, don't you invite me to go?"

"Licious old man, how can you be like you, asking students to treat you? Other teachers treat students to dinner!"

"As you said, that's someone else's teacher. I'm different. I'm from my own family. And a poor lonely old man like me has no money."

"Stop lying. Where is the money you make from writing pornographic books?"

"Didn't you tell me not to mention this matter?"

"You peeked into the women's bath!"

"...Let's talk about writing a pornographic book."

The group of people walked towards Naruto's 'Yelai Inn', talking and laughing.

In the end it was Jiraiya who paid.

He just wanted to promote the teacher-student relationship, and he didn't really lack the money.

But some people don't feel the slightest happiness.

In a hotel in Konoha.

Maki: "Is Gaara still awake? He's so motionless, it's really worrying."

Temari: "Actually...Gaara turned over in the afternoon..."

Kankuro: "I also saw Gaara scratching his itch."

Markey: "..."

Bastards, can you grasp the point?Is this what I’m talking about! ! !