Konoha's Happy Naruto
Chapter 2 You will still be poor after all
Looking at the abnormal Kyuubi in front of him, Naruto began to doubt his life.
The script is wrong!
Where's the ferocious fox and the evil chakra aggregation promised?
Why does the guy in front of me look like a magician?
What a destructive momentum you have!
really!
Suddenly, Naruto thought of a possibility, stretched out his hand to interrupt the Kyuubi, and then said: "The King of Heaven covers the Tiger of Earth?"
Kyuubi shook his body, pointed at Naruto with his claws, and subconsciously said: "Teemo is 1.5 meters!"
Naruto and Kyuubi looked at each other.
Naruto: "The river flows eastward!"
Kyuubi: "The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!"
Erha was shocked.jpg
"I lost it!"
"Gan!"
"Come with us!!!" X2
Naruto felt that this world was so small. He never imagined that the Kyuubi sealed in his belly was also a time traveler.
what is this?A powerful alliance?
Nice!
In this way, he can chase Hinata with peace of mind without fear of being beaten to death by his father-in-law!
Naruto laughed out loud, but he still had a question: "Big Fox, since you are a time traveler, why didn't you remind the fourth generation at that time?"
Naruto was asking about the time Obito attacked Konoha.
Kyuubi's face was a little stiff, he sighed, and lay on the ground a little decadently: "Do you think I don't want to remind the fourth generation?"
"I'm just unlucky." He took out his front paws, and a huge cigarette appeared in his paws. After lighting it, Kyuubi held it in his mouth.
"At that time, I had just traveled through time, and before I could understand the surrounding situation, I saw a yellow man with a white coat rushing over to chop me. Two guys bullied me, an old comrade. They had no moral ethics."
Kyuubi sucked the cigarette in his mouth fiercely and blew out a huge smoke ring.
"Just like that, I just appeared and without even finishing a sentence, I was split into two parts and sealed into your body and the death mask respectively. I haven't met anyone who can speak in the past few years, but I was bored. broken."
I thought I was the worst, but I didn't expect it to be even worse... Naruto wanted to laugh but didn't dare, so he slipped through the gap in the iron door and looked at Kyuubi.
"You always call yourself an old man. Were you very old when you traveled through time?"
"Of course, when I traveled through time, I was already 93 years old. I had many children and grandchildren, and it was so beautiful. However, I ended up here inexplicably. However, I might have died of old age at that time." Nine Tails stretched out its front paws, and two computers appeared out of thin air. in space.
"This is my plug-in. League of Legends, you know it. It's quite an old game. I often played it when I was young. I'm a frequent visitor to the top of the canyon. I can use the gold coins I get to buy some equipment and daily necessities. It's just a bit expensive, kid. Two shots?"
After listening to Kyuubi's narration, Naruto couldn't stop laughing.
A person who traveled through time at the age of 93?A house full of children and grandchildren?
Why did I travel through time at the age of 23?
After all this calculation, wouldn’t I have lost 70 years of my life?Don’t have a girlfriend yet?
The clown...is actually me!
This wave, this wave of losses has exploded!
Wait, Kyuubi said this was something he played when he was young?Wasn’t this game just ten years old?
Is this guy from the future?
Aren’t future time travelers orphans?
Hong Honghuo was in a trance, and Naruto was still considering whether to have two more children with Hinata in the future to make up for it, when he heard: 'The enemy has 30 seconds to arrive on the battlefield, crush them! '
Naruto immediately sat in front of the computer and controlled the randomly assigned Captain Teemo to prepare to die.
……
"Damn it, kid, what kind of cow and horse are you playing with?"
"What can I do? Isn't it happy to randomly find this hero? And you have the nerve to tell me? Have you ever been out of the wild? 1-12-0? Can you enter the top of the canyon with this operation? I will use my cat Just roll around on the keyboard and you can achieve the same result!"
"Kid, you actually question my operation!"
"Why, why don't you let others talk about your talents? Once you're old enough, don't come out to harm your teammates!"
"Little devil!"
"Nine tails!"
Kyuubi slammed the mouse on the computer table and prepared to have a live offline PK friendly match with Naruto: "Kid, don't say I won't give you a chance!"
Before Naruto could react, a large amount of Nine-Tails chakra covered his body.
The first Minghu Competition officially begins.
……
"Hey, it hurts!"
In the early morning of the next day, it was still dark.
Naruto suddenly rolled off the bed, huddled up and rolled on the ground with a painful expression.
"A veteran comrade who is over 90 years old has no moral ethics and openly bullies my preschooler!"
The results of the first Minghu Contest can be summed up very simply.
After being strengthened, Naruto was very swollen and felt that he had hope of winning.
Naruto rushed up.
Naruto played GG.
If that were the case, the fight wouldn't last until the early hours of the morning. The main problem lies in the chakra given by Kyuubi.
Originally, Naruto would be knocked out of the sealed space by the Kyuubi within two seconds. Although it would be very painful mentally, it would be over if he endured it.
But... after being strengthened, his ability to withstand beatings skyrocketed instantly.
Although Naruto can't use chakra, he can be a qualified punching bag...
"No, I want to practice chakra, I want to regain my place!"
"Chakra is a product of physical energy extracted from the human body's 130 trillion cells and a combination of spiritual energy. The entire Hokage does not clearly mention how to exercise spiritual energy, so if you want to improve it, the easiest way is to exercise. We will lay the foundation for the future.”
With no one to guide him, the first thing Naruto thought of was a certain bald man's exercise methods, including push-ups, sit-ups, squats and long-distance running.
I hope I won’t become bald after exercising.
With his goal in mind, Naruto stopped going to his own shop and ran to the rooftop to start messing around.
Fortunately, the other residents in this building have moved out, otherwise, at this time, someone must have said hello to Naruto in beautiful words.
Naruto is a magical world. Children here can do some intensive training when they are about five years old. Just like Kai, he can run thousands of laps around the playground as a child.
Simply inappropriate.
Naruto remembered that before he traveled through time, he took a physical test of 1000 meters and circled the playground twice and a half. After the run, he was as tired as a dead dog.
If I run thousands of laps, I probably won’t be able to wait until I’m 23 years old.
But now it's better, and he has become a person who is not a human being.
While running in circles, Naruto felt like he had endless energy in his body. He ran around and around, and didn't stop until he got tired of running at noon.
"With such a physique, if you train casually on Earth, wouldn't it be great to win a marathon championship?" Naruto looked at the sun above his head and felt the state of his body. He was not particularly tired.
"It seems like we can increase the amount of training and try to beat the Nine-Tails as soon as possible!"
After lunch, Naruto appeared in the sealed space again: "Big fox, I'm here to see you."
Kyuubi raised his eyelids, pointed at the computer next to him with his tail, and continued to enjoy the indomitable happiness of Gale Swordsman E.
"Can you give me some reaction?" Naruto sat down and turned his head to look at Kyuubi's record: "0-7? Big fox, there is progress. Wait, 7 minutes? Excuse me."
"Kid, do you believe that I pinched your network cable?" Looking at the black and white screen in front of him, Jiuwei lowered his paws leisurely.
"Don't be proud, watch me connect Konoha to the Internet in the future!" Although Naruto was a little panicked, his momentum could not be lost: "And I am already practicing. The rise of Uzumaki Naruto is unstoppable. Hedong in 30 years, Hedong in 30 years Hexi, don’t bully young people into poverty!”
"What's going on in the east and west of the river? The Hokage doesn't like this." Kyuubi picked his teeth and said disdainfully: "And I remind you, you will still be a genin when you grow up. If a genin can't make money, you will still be poor."
Still poor...
It's poverty...
poverty……
The three words were like a magic sound that kept echoing in Naruto's mind.
The script is wrong!
Where's the ferocious fox and the evil chakra aggregation promised?
Why does the guy in front of me look like a magician?
What a destructive momentum you have!
really!
Suddenly, Naruto thought of a possibility, stretched out his hand to interrupt the Kyuubi, and then said: "The King of Heaven covers the Tiger of Earth?"
Kyuubi shook his body, pointed at Naruto with his claws, and subconsciously said: "Teemo is 1.5 meters!"
Naruto and Kyuubi looked at each other.
Naruto: "The river flows eastward!"
Kyuubi: "The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!"
Erha was shocked.jpg
"I lost it!"
"Gan!"
"Come with us!!!" X2
Naruto felt that this world was so small. He never imagined that the Kyuubi sealed in his belly was also a time traveler.
what is this?A powerful alliance?
Nice!
In this way, he can chase Hinata with peace of mind without fear of being beaten to death by his father-in-law!
Naruto laughed out loud, but he still had a question: "Big Fox, since you are a time traveler, why didn't you remind the fourth generation at that time?"
Naruto was asking about the time Obito attacked Konoha.
Kyuubi's face was a little stiff, he sighed, and lay on the ground a little decadently: "Do you think I don't want to remind the fourth generation?"
"I'm just unlucky." He took out his front paws, and a huge cigarette appeared in his paws. After lighting it, Kyuubi held it in his mouth.
"At that time, I had just traveled through time, and before I could understand the surrounding situation, I saw a yellow man with a white coat rushing over to chop me. Two guys bullied me, an old comrade. They had no moral ethics."
Kyuubi sucked the cigarette in his mouth fiercely and blew out a huge smoke ring.
"Just like that, I just appeared and without even finishing a sentence, I was split into two parts and sealed into your body and the death mask respectively. I haven't met anyone who can speak in the past few years, but I was bored. broken."
I thought I was the worst, but I didn't expect it to be even worse... Naruto wanted to laugh but didn't dare, so he slipped through the gap in the iron door and looked at Kyuubi.
"You always call yourself an old man. Were you very old when you traveled through time?"
"Of course, when I traveled through time, I was already 93 years old. I had many children and grandchildren, and it was so beautiful. However, I ended up here inexplicably. However, I might have died of old age at that time." Nine Tails stretched out its front paws, and two computers appeared out of thin air. in space.
"This is my plug-in. League of Legends, you know it. It's quite an old game. I often played it when I was young. I'm a frequent visitor to the top of the canyon. I can use the gold coins I get to buy some equipment and daily necessities. It's just a bit expensive, kid. Two shots?"
After listening to Kyuubi's narration, Naruto couldn't stop laughing.
A person who traveled through time at the age of 93?A house full of children and grandchildren?
Why did I travel through time at the age of 23?
After all this calculation, wouldn’t I have lost 70 years of my life?Don’t have a girlfriend yet?
The clown...is actually me!
This wave, this wave of losses has exploded!
Wait, Kyuubi said this was something he played when he was young?Wasn’t this game just ten years old?
Is this guy from the future?
Aren’t future time travelers orphans?
Hong Honghuo was in a trance, and Naruto was still considering whether to have two more children with Hinata in the future to make up for it, when he heard: 'The enemy has 30 seconds to arrive on the battlefield, crush them! '
Naruto immediately sat in front of the computer and controlled the randomly assigned Captain Teemo to prepare to die.
……
"Damn it, kid, what kind of cow and horse are you playing with?"
"What can I do? Isn't it happy to randomly find this hero? And you have the nerve to tell me? Have you ever been out of the wild? 1-12-0? Can you enter the top of the canyon with this operation? I will use my cat Just roll around on the keyboard and you can achieve the same result!"
"Kid, you actually question my operation!"
"Why, why don't you let others talk about your talents? Once you're old enough, don't come out to harm your teammates!"
"Little devil!"
"Nine tails!"
Kyuubi slammed the mouse on the computer table and prepared to have a live offline PK friendly match with Naruto: "Kid, don't say I won't give you a chance!"
Before Naruto could react, a large amount of Nine-Tails chakra covered his body.
The first Minghu Competition officially begins.
……
"Hey, it hurts!"
In the early morning of the next day, it was still dark.
Naruto suddenly rolled off the bed, huddled up and rolled on the ground with a painful expression.
"A veteran comrade who is over 90 years old has no moral ethics and openly bullies my preschooler!"
The results of the first Minghu Contest can be summed up very simply.
After being strengthened, Naruto was very swollen and felt that he had hope of winning.
Naruto rushed up.
Naruto played GG.
If that were the case, the fight wouldn't last until the early hours of the morning. The main problem lies in the chakra given by Kyuubi.
Originally, Naruto would be knocked out of the sealed space by the Kyuubi within two seconds. Although it would be very painful mentally, it would be over if he endured it.
But... after being strengthened, his ability to withstand beatings skyrocketed instantly.
Although Naruto can't use chakra, he can be a qualified punching bag...
"No, I want to practice chakra, I want to regain my place!"
"Chakra is a product of physical energy extracted from the human body's 130 trillion cells and a combination of spiritual energy. The entire Hokage does not clearly mention how to exercise spiritual energy, so if you want to improve it, the easiest way is to exercise. We will lay the foundation for the future.”
With no one to guide him, the first thing Naruto thought of was a certain bald man's exercise methods, including push-ups, sit-ups, squats and long-distance running.
I hope I won’t become bald after exercising.
With his goal in mind, Naruto stopped going to his own shop and ran to the rooftop to start messing around.
Fortunately, the other residents in this building have moved out, otherwise, at this time, someone must have said hello to Naruto in beautiful words.
Naruto is a magical world. Children here can do some intensive training when they are about five years old. Just like Kai, he can run thousands of laps around the playground as a child.
Simply inappropriate.
Naruto remembered that before he traveled through time, he took a physical test of 1000 meters and circled the playground twice and a half. After the run, he was as tired as a dead dog.
If I run thousands of laps, I probably won’t be able to wait until I’m 23 years old.
But now it's better, and he has become a person who is not a human being.
While running in circles, Naruto felt like he had endless energy in his body. He ran around and around, and didn't stop until he got tired of running at noon.
"With such a physique, if you train casually on Earth, wouldn't it be great to win a marathon championship?" Naruto looked at the sun above his head and felt the state of his body. He was not particularly tired.
"It seems like we can increase the amount of training and try to beat the Nine-Tails as soon as possible!"
After lunch, Naruto appeared in the sealed space again: "Big fox, I'm here to see you."
Kyuubi raised his eyelids, pointed at the computer next to him with his tail, and continued to enjoy the indomitable happiness of Gale Swordsman E.
"Can you give me some reaction?" Naruto sat down and turned his head to look at Kyuubi's record: "0-7? Big fox, there is progress. Wait, 7 minutes? Excuse me."
"Kid, do you believe that I pinched your network cable?" Looking at the black and white screen in front of him, Jiuwei lowered his paws leisurely.
"Don't be proud, watch me connect Konoha to the Internet in the future!" Although Naruto was a little panicked, his momentum could not be lost: "And I am already practicing. The rise of Uzumaki Naruto is unstoppable. Hedong in 30 years, Hedong in 30 years Hexi, don’t bully young people into poverty!”
"What's going on in the east and west of the river? The Hokage doesn't like this." Kyuubi picked his teeth and said disdainfully: "And I remind you, you will still be a genin when you grow up. If a genin can't make money, you will still be poor."
Still poor...
It's poverty...
poverty……
The three words were like a magic sound that kept echoing in Naruto's mind.
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