Konoha's Happy Naruto

Konoha Hospital.

Naruto was tied up as a mummy and was pushed into the ward by the nurse with a groan: "Kamizuki Izumo, I remember you!"

Kamizuki Izumo's condition was even worse. Not only was he tied up into a mummy, but he was still a little unconscious. However, he still held the sleeve of the little nurse next to him tightly and refused to let go.

"Apply, submit application, must submit application..."

Nurse: "...if you don't let me go, I'll call someone!"

She had no idea what this application was.

Kamizuki Izumo didn't reply, he closed his eyes and didn't move, but just grabbed his sleeve harder.

"You man, please let go."

The nurse slapped Kamizuki Izumo's palm and tried all kinds of methods. The nurse next to him also came to help, but she almost slapped the tray in her hand directly on his face.

Is this person a psycho or a gangster?

But thinking that Izumo Kamizuki was unconscious, several nurses tried many times to no avail. They could only cut off the piece of fabric with scissors and walked away.

"The cost will be charged to this patient. We will do some tests on him to see if his brain is damaged." The head nurse explained as she left.

Kamizuki Izumo knew nothing about this and was still clamoring about applying.

"This guy really does his job, but my car..."

Before he finished speaking, another patient in the ward jumped up: "Naruto? Are you also injured by experiencing youth?"

Naruto followed the sound and saw a green-skinned kappa.

"Teacher Kai, why are you here? The injury seems to be quite serious."

Kai stood on one leg on the hospital bed, his right hand wrapped in a bandage hanging in front of him, with his thumb extended, his big shiny teeth dazzling his eyes.

"This is all irrelevant, I was injured for the sake of my youth!"

There were two more chuunin lying on the bed behind them, turning their heads to look over. Although they couldn't stretch out their arms, the shining banya was indispensable.

The only thing missing from Kai is a green tights.

Naruto only felt white light flashing in front of his eyes, and his palms were swaying in front of his eyes to block it.

Oh my god, what kind of vicious ward have I entered?

Couldn't these people all come in due to car accidents?

"You all moved in here because of a driving accident?"

"Of course, I am experienced and familiar with all kinds of car-turning techniques. I have rich experience. Normally I would not be hospitalized. But this time it was more serious. I did the car-turning in an ingenious way and accidentally fell into the car."

As soon as the guy by the window finished speaking, the person next to him immediately picked up the conversation.

"My brother is great, but I am not bad either. I have summarized the 32 cartwheel postures, which can effectively avoid hospitalization. Let's talk about it later."

"Right on my mind."

Naruto was a little confused, what kind of experimenter was Noichi Itsuka looking for?

Shouldn't you be troubleshooting, optimizing problems?

The summary of car rollover escape techniques is useless, and ordinary people cannot use it!

Kai listened thoughtfully to the conversation between the two people next to him.

"Do you still have such youth? Damn it, I only overturned the car once. I decided that if I can't overturn the car a thousand times, I will run around Konoha three hundred times with the car!"

Kai's situation is a little different from that of the two.

The other two were Chunin testers employed by the Ninja Academy. Kai signed up on his own because the price of hiring a Jonin was too expensive, even including medical expenses.

Naruto looked at the three guys who were agitated and trapped in their own world, with a strange expression.

I'll go back and tell Wuhe Noichi later that I must let Kailai be the tester of the project.

On the tip of his toes, he knew that Kai wouldn't do a thousand flips with the car he bought.

Although Kai had no idea about money, crashing a thousand cars was definitely an unbearable burden in life.

So Naruto decided to do him a favor.

He definitely didn't want Kai to carry the car and run three hundred times around Konoha.

Although the advertising effect was full, Naruto didn't care about it at all.

So please be sure to have more of these young beasts appear and form a convoy so that the running effect will not be explosive?

"Maybe I can talk to Xiao Li when I go back. I have plenty of energy and can run a lot of laps. Sasuke is probably one of them. The battery life of his armor is pretty good. Neji...it's not easy to fool someone with such a brain. Besides, uncle My physical skills are a little worse than Xiao Li's, so I may not be able to carry Konoha for many laps."

It's not that Sasuke has no brains, but the second pillar is indeed easier to fool, especially when Naruto understands the rules.

However, this time the drag racing failed, which made me feel quite unhappy.

Looking at Tsuki Izumo angrily, Naruto got out of bed, staggered out of the ward, then found a wheelchair in the corridor, identified the direction and headed towards Jiraiya's ward.

As for the injuries on his body, his body was recovering quickly, and Naruto was still using sunlight for treatment. By the time he found Jiraiya's ward, he was already more than half healed.

"Licious old man, I'm here to see you."

Before the person arrives, the sound arrives first.

"Traitor, you...are also hospitalized?" Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a gloating expression.

"What are you thinking about? There's no such thing as hospitalization. I can just lie down for a while."

Naruto stood up from the wheelchair, sat swaying beside Jiraiya's bed, and dangled the grapes in front of Jiraiya. "This is produced in Sand Ninja Village, it's so sweet."

Zilai also turned black.

Just now, he was just looking at the bandages on Naruto's body and forgot about the speed of this dog's recovery.

"No more trouble."

Naruto sat on the edge of the bed and said seriously: "I suggest that you confess to Tsunade directly after you are discharged from the hospital this time. There have been more than a dozen versions about your affairs in the village.

Why love gives rise to hatred, failure to pursue love, transference to another love, and taking love away with a sword..."

Jiraiya kicked Naruto down.

The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes. What are all these things?

No need to think about it, relying on intuition alone, Jiraiya knew that Naruto was most likely involved in these rumors: "Tsunade didn't care?"

"No, that's why I said this is your chance."

"What chance?"

A voice suddenly came from behind Naruto.

"It's...a chance to gain forgiveness from Hokage-sama, who is loved by the villagers." After Naruto finished speaking, he turned back with a surprised expression: "Hokage-sama, why are you here?"

Tsunade refused to accept this, and took Naruto back to the wheelchair: "Yesterday, the Valley of the End was bombed, and today the woods outside the village were burned down. What are you going to do tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow...repair the statue?" Naruto asked tentatively. He hadn't solicited sponsorship yet. If he were to renovate tomorrow, it would be a bit of a rush, but he could put it off first.

Tsunade snorted.

"As soon as possible, arrange for someone to repair the statue, and then you, Shikamaru and others will go to the Country of Waves tomorrow."

"What mission?"

"The mission you created."

Naruto hadn't figured it out yet and asked, "Where's Kakashi?"

"Kakashi's mission before taking over from Jiraiya."

After Tsunade said that, she turned and left.

She originally came to see Jiraiya with mixed emotions, but after seeing him, she didn't want to see him anymore.

Upset.

Go drink.