Konoha's Happy Naruto

"So, this is why you came to me? Aren't you going to restore the statue in the Valley of the End?"

On the training ground, Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a headache.

You can't help but have a headache. Early in the morning, a disciple will come over excitedly and discuss sending you to the hospital. You will also have a headache.

Sorry for the first time.

"The statue cannot be completed in a day or two. Don't rush. The Mizukage's matter is the big deal."

Naruto smiled and took out a plan and wrote five full sheets.

It would be impossible not to write about it. What Lu Jiu and the others do most is combat staff, and they may not want to get these.

"During the period when Suna Ninja Village and we exchanged supplies, it can be seen how much faster Konoha has developed. Not only has Konoha's development accelerated, Suna Ninja Village has also benefited a lot. The two villages are facing the possibility of fierce conflict. Much less sexual.

The Mist Ninja Village could be said to be isolated from the world before. Although now Zabuza has contacted us due to unknown reasons, this is a rare and good opportunity. If the Mist Ninja Village is added to the list, there may not be any in the future. The ninja world is at war.

If the Yunren Village and the Turen Village want to cause trouble, it will be three against two!

These two guys wanted to fight each other, so I ran over and told them what nuclear peace means! "

Naruto naturally knew the situation in the Mist Ninja Village, but he had no serious source of information, but that was not important.

The important thing is that if the cooperation with the Mist Ninja Village is successful, then the possibility of war breaking out in the future will be much smaller.

However, it may make Hei Jue Gou jump over the wall, and there is a high probability that it will interfere with it, so you still have to take your time.

In a closed-off place like Mist Ninja Village, it takes some time to communicate and understand each other, just in time for one's own development.

Jiraiya was a little moved, but he pursed his lips and shook his head: "You said it quite easily. No one knows the situation in Mist Ninja Village, and the situation of Konoha and Suna Ninja Village is special, and they will not be directly adapted to Mist Ninja Village, let alone Besides, the Cloud Ninja Village and the Earth Ninja Village are not easy to deal with, and coupled with the hatred caused by the previous ninja wars, it will not be that easy."

Naruto curled his lips and said for a long time, your heart is still moved, otherwise you would have gone to the side to write a pornographic book.

Why?Will Jiraiya come up with any other manuscripts during this time?

looking around.

When Naruto observed, his face remained calm: "This is a good thing for Konoha. Anyway, if you facilitated this matter, Tsunade might be happy and not hold you accountable for spying on her. .

As for the risk of being beaten, since you are so familiar with the hospitalization process, it is not bad this time or twice, and you may not be beaten. "

At first Jiraiya nodded frequently, but in the end his face darkened.

It was just an accident that I spied on Tsunade, and I was also hospitalized after being beaten by her!

As for being beaten for spreading the news, others would not, because it is not a big deal, but a good thing, but Jiraiya and Naruto can't talk about it.

Naruto had just bombed the Valley of the End, and this time, even if it was a good thing, it was still a big deal for Naruto. Counting both times together, Tsunade would have to chase him all over the village.

Jiraiya... When the old naughty boy meets the one he loves, he will always tease her subconsciously and keep jumping on the edge of danger. It would be much better if Naruto doesn't send her away in the end.

The best outcome now is to let Kakashi go.

But what Naruto said makes sense. What if Tsunade is happy and doesn't pursue what happened before?

Jiraiya was very confused.

Naruto patted his shoulder and handed the plan to Jiraiya: "Come on, lecherous old man, you were so brave when you peeked at Tsunade."

"I told you it was an accident!" Jiraiya's eyes twitched. He was really unlucky to have such an apprentice.

After hesitating for a moment, Jiraiya put down the plan, got up and walked towards the Hokage Building.

But what he didn't notice was that the plan sheet changed from five to seven.

Naruto smiled again.

Submit pornographic books to Tsunade twice.

The first time was an accident, but what about the second time?

If persuasion doesn't work, then take coercive measures. Tsunade can always cure Jiraiya.

Let’s see if you dare to write next time. Hey, I am really a considerate and considerate disciple.

I worry so much about my master's happiness.

After Jiraiya disappeared, Naruto frequently looked in the direction of the Hokage Building, counting the time in his mind.

then……

boom!

A huge noise appeared, smoke and dust filled the building, and the desk smashed the wall and flew out, causing the villagers to talk.

The next moment, Jiraiya's embarrassed figure sprang out. Tsunade stood in the gap, glaring at Jiraiya, her face a little rosy, and there was a bunch of documents in her hand.

"Jiraiya! If you give me something like this again, you'd better book a bed in the hospital!!!"

Jumping out of the Hokage Building, Tsunade chased after him fiercely.

"Tsunade, please listen to my explanation. It's not what you think. This is, this is not... a traitor!"

Hearing Jiraiya's cry, Naruto was filled with emotion: "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love. It seems that Tsunade really loves Jiraiya."

Kakashi, who was resting at home, heard the noise and murmured: "Jiraiya-sama made the Hokage angry? Naruto must have done it. It seems that the new version of Intimate Paradise will be postponed again, hey~"

……

evening.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura took their things and went to the hospital to visit Jiraiya.

"Master, did you really propose to Hokage-sama?" Sakura put the carnations into the vase and asked curiously.

"Please, propose?" Jiraiya was about to teach Naruto a lesson when he was suddenly startled and looked a little flustered: "No, why do you ask that?"

Although this was his intention, he didn't have the guts to do it.

"Really? You ran around Konoha so much at noon. When we came, everyone was talking about you on the road, saying that you were going to propose. Tsunade-sama was very embarrassed and angry, and then she chased you..."

Jiraiya didn't know what he thought of, and laughed subconsciously. After a moment, he calmed down and looked at Naruto: "Did you do this?"

"How is it possible? You are overthinking. How can I choreograph Naruto? What good does this do to me?"

Naruto remained calm and added in his mind that letting people spread the news doesn't count.

At this time, Tsunade was in the Hokage's office, looking at the information submitted by the ANBU, her face turning red and white.

Such rumors could be clarified by her issuing a statement as Hokage, but could she issue it?

Is it possible to say something like handing a pornographic book to the Hokage?

As Sannin, Jiraiya and Tsunade both care about face.

But without issuing a statement, there was no way to dispel the rumors. After all, many villagers saw Tsunade chasing Jiraiya with a red face.

For a while, Tsunade didn't know why, so she ignored these rumors and pretended she didn't know.

……

"Licious old man, take good care of yourself. We'll see you again in two days."

Naruto left the hospital.

I've done everything I can, lecherous old man, it's up to you whether you can seize the opportunity.