Konoha's Happy Naruto

(Front row tip, please don’t read this chapter while eating.)

"It hurts! Those two damn guys! I must sacrifice them to the evil god!"

"Wow, Itachi-senpai, this guy is really as magical as you said. He can still survive with only one head left. He seems to be very energetic."

A Fei was holding an empty flower pot with Hidan's head in it, and he poked Hidan's forehead with his finger curiously.

"Hey! Where are you from? Are you a new member of the organization? I am a member of the Evil God Religion. Please show some respect to me, otherwise I will sacrifice you to the Evil God!"

Hidan opened his mouth and bit the finger in front of him.

Ah Fei hurriedly took it back, and in panic, he threw the flower pot in his hand into the air with great force, rolling it around in disorder. Hidan inside felt like the world was spinning, and he was cursing randomly in his mouth.

"Hidan-senpai, please don't worry, I will definitely catch you!"

A Fei raised his hands high, and he didn't know whether it was intentional or not. When he was about to grab the flower pot, he accidentally pushed the flower pot higher and got stuck on a tree branch.

"Fei, right? I will definitely sacrifice you to the evil god!" Hidan ninja was stunned and shouted threateningly.

A Fei acted as if he didn't hear anything and attached chakra to the soles of his feet, preparing to run to the tree to save Hidan: "Hidan-senpai, why are you flying higher and higher? This is very dangerous! Please don't worry, I'll be there soon Come and save you!”

As a result, the movement was so large that the trees began to sway. The flowerpot between the tree branches swung a few times and fell down. By coincidence, the mouth of the pot fell down onto a pool of animal feces.

The portion was quite large, and it looked like it had been left behind by some kind of large carnivore, and it was very filling.

Ah Fei jumped down from the tree and picked up the flower pot. He was immediately stricken by the smell and coughed. He held the flower pot far away and pinched his nose with his other hand: "Hidan-senpai, why is it so smelly? Ugh, you evil god cult The taste is really strong, I don’t want to be sacrificed to an evil god with such a strong taste.”

Hidan: "amp;amp;%*￥^amp;amp;%#..."

"Okay, Fei, don't play anymore, let Hidan calm down, and let's return to the Land of Rain first." Itachi remained expressionless, but quietly moved away from the flowerpot.

The taste is a bit strong.

Ah Fei nodded and grabbed a handful of dirt.Not to be outdone, Hidan grinned and looked at Fei eagerly.

After careful testing many times, A Fei finally seized the opportunity.

Slapping his palms twice, A Fei asked: "Why did you return to the Land of Rain? Aren't you going to continue to track the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki? Although they are very strong, it's okay to follow them secretly."

"Of course it's okay to continue following him, but Hidan won't be able to hold on for that long. Didn't you notice? Hidan has become a little weak." Itachi explained.

"Really? And didn't you say that Hidan-senpai won't die?" Fei grabbed a branch and poked Hidan's head twice to the left and twice to the right, as if to verify something.

Hidan's eyes in the flower pot were as wide as copper bells, and he shot out lightnings...well, not as shrewd as lightnings.

The dung beetle will definitely like Hidan's current appearance.

Itachi ignored it and analyzed it silently.

Although information from Naruto and the Akatsuki organization stated that Hidan was immortal, it seemed that there was still a way to kill Hidan.

Part of Hidan's current weakness is due to Fei's troubles, but part of it is probably caused by losing his body.

"Does the loss of the body lead to a lack of nutritional supply? So Hidan can starve to death?"

And Itachi also discovered that Fei or Obito was a little bit narrow-minded. Those coincidences that seemed to be made by mistakes were obviously carefully calculated. If there was even the slightest mistake in the middle, Hidan would not be so miserable.

But Itachi didn't care, it was Hidan who suffered anyway.

Passing this information quietly, Itachi walked in front slowly, as if his eyesight was severely damaged and he couldn't see clearly. This was to maintain his current personality.

He was very pleased with the strength of Naruto and Sasuke. The only flaw was that he could not give his dear brother a Tsukuyomi this time.

It seems we have to wait until next time.

On the other side, Naruto explained for a long time and finally blamed the incident on Kyuubi. It can't be said that it was blamed. After all, this incident was originally caused by Kyuubi.

Jiraiya also knew a little bit about the news that someone in the ninja world was targeting tailed beasts, so he looked solemn and discussed something with Kakashi who was lying on the bed.

Naruto didn't participate, instead preparing to go back to sleep.

But just after sleeping for a while, I heard something knocking on the window of my room.

The severity varies, it seems to be regular, but it seems to be irregular.

After realizing this, Naruto stood up to check.

"Who is knocking on my window?"

Following the sound, I saw a dark crow standing outside the window, tapping its beak on the glass.

This is where the varying sounds come from.

"Crow? This is..."

Ferret?

Naruto listened for a while and realized that this was the Morse code he had spoken to Itachi in Tsukiyomi Space!

But he pretended that nothing happened and continued to lie down, then listened to the sound and recorded it in the sealed space.

..,-.,..-.,---,.-.,--,.-,-,..---,-.……

Naruto replaced the spaces with pauses. He stopped writing when he recorded a large section of repetition.

The crow outside continued to knock for a while, then it cried out "ah" and flew away.

Naruto looked at the Morse code recorded on the computer and began to translate it bit by bit according to the chart.

The information is a bit messy.

Itachi told the intelligence that Obito was by his side, as well as some character analysis of Obito, and information about the whereabouts of some other members.

It is also mentioned that the Akatsuki organization is preparing to advance the action of capturing Ichibi, and the Akatsuki organization seems to have recently stepped up its intelligence investigation near the Land of Rain. The specific reason is unknown.

"The Kingdom of Rain? I didn't do anything. I just hunted down a few members of the Akatsuki organization. They bumped into me on their own initiative, so they shouldn't arouse any suspicion."

Naruto thought for a while and did not throw the pot away.

Forget it, just put it on Danzo's head. Don't worry if the debt is large.

"But Ichibi needs to pay attention here, big fox, please inform Shukaku of this news."

"Huh? What's the news?" Kyuubi looked at the black and white screen in front of him and put down the mouse, looking over in confusion.

Naruto: "I've been tinkering next to you for so long, don't you know it at all?"

"Why do I need to know what you are doing?" A suspicious gaze came from Kyuubi.

Naruto slapped his hands on his face helplessly.

This Kyuubi is useless. Well, it was already useless before, but now it is even more complete.

And you are a tailed beast, not a husky.

How did you learn this kind of exclusive gaze for Erha?