Konoha's Happy Naruto

"Class [-] gathers, there is a new mission."

Kakashi came to the training ground. Before he finished speaking, Naruto wiped the sweat from his forehead and took two steps back in disgust: "Ugly."

"Don't you want to hear what I'm talking about?"

"Do not want to."

Naruto shook his head. Although Sakura Sasuke didn't say anything, he meant the same thing.

"If you do this, as a teacher, I will be sad." Kakashi covered his chest and started acting.

"When you were reading the pornographic book in public, why didn't you expect that you had three students?" Naruto revealed without hesitation.

Kakashi shrugged, gathering his emotions.

"Okay, stop playing. This mission is about Lord Jiraiya. You should remember that when we went to Suna Ninja Village before, we encountered some troubles on the way.

Lord Jiraiya was on another mission at that time, but then he disappeared. Now the village has received information from Lord Jiraiya, but the information is relatively fragmented and needs someone to confirm it. "

"really?"

"really."

"really?"

"really."

"Wow, yeah, yeah~" Naruto shook his palms in front of him, stopped suddenly, stretched out his index finger, and pointed at Kakashi: "That's how you lied to me when you protected the caravan going to Sand Ninja Village last time! You said at that time I will be with Hinata, where is Hinata! There are only two hot-blooded beasts in the team!"

Kakashi raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "The situation last time was special, this time it really has something to do with Lord Jiraiya, believe me."

Naruto opened his mouth and agreed. Although the lecherous old man was usually unreliable, he was very kind to him.

Normally, this kind of mission out of the village would start early the next morning, but Naruto and the four wanted to confirm Jiraiya's news as soon as possible, so they packed up hastily and left the village.

Shenyue Izumo put away the entry and exit registration, and Gang Zitie came over.

"Tell me, will Uzumaki Naruto bring back some specialties this time?"

"I don't know, but it shouldn't be..."

Kamizuki Izumo was not sure. In his impression, Team [-] went out to the village three times to do tasks and brought back 'local specialties' twice.

Is it possible that it will happen this time?

The first time it was seafood, the second time it was mountain product. If I brought something with me this time, what would it be?

"The third time should be flying in the sky, so that the sea, land and air are all available."

"But what should I call the thing flying in the sky?"

"Poultry?"

While the two were discussing, a voice next to them said faintly: "No matter what it is called, if Naruto really brings back a 'souvenir' this time, you two should prepare to clean the toilet for a month."

"Haha, you're not talking softly. Do you have no money to buy toothpaste? Let me see, how long has it been since you brushed... brushed..." Gang Zitie turned his head, with an expression on his face, and expressed something uglier than crying. Smile: "Brush, clean the toilet and so on, Kamizuki Izumo likes it best, Hokage-sama."

Shenyue Izumo: "..."

You’ve lost all your friends, you bastard!

Because Tsunade was worried about Jiraiya, she left the shadow clone in the office to review documents, and the main body wanted to urge Kakashi Ban.

Tsunade was quite happy to see that Class [-] had set off very early, and then she heard the chat between the two door gods.

These two bastards!

……

"Kakashi-sensei, nothing will go wrong in this mission, right?" Naruto thought of his previous experiences. He clearly acted passively, but ended up taking the blame.

"Don't worry, it won't..." As he spoke, Kakashi remembered that this mission was also issued by the Hokage, and immediately changed his words: "Even if there is a problem, we can solve it."

Kakashi was confident in this.

Although there are three genin in the seventh team, but only in terms of combat power, in his opinion, it is conservatively estimated that Naruto's three little guys can probably deal with more than three jounin.

Plus he himself is very stable.

Moreover, this was not during a war, so it was difficult to encounter groups of jounin.

Naruto sighed, look, it was not my intention to cause trouble, and I couldn't help myself: "By the way, where is the destination this time? You can't be looking for it randomly, right?"

"The place we are going to this time is the northern part of the Country of Fire, close to the Country of Fields."

"Tian Country?"

Although he didn't attend the class, Naruto still remembered it because the Sound Ninja Village founded by Orochimaru was in Tian Country.

Am I so connected to this snake?

No, it was Sasuke who had a connection with this snake.

Naruto glanced at Sasuke, who was fully armed.

This armor was updated very quickly, especially after getting the Snow Country armor sample, and Sasuke seemed to want to apply the newly acquired, cutting-edge puppet technology from Sand Ninja Village, but due to lack of time, he only modified one for the time being. Click.

It's hard to hammer this thing by yourself. Orochimaru probably won't be able to leave his liquid in Sasuke's body. If he really dares to bite his tongue, his teeth may be broken!

Orochimaru didn't know whether this armor would chip his teeth, and he couldn't test it because his teeth were almost gone.

Jiraiya called.

"Damn it Jiraiya!"

Orochimaru's expression was fierce, but his words were leaky, making him look a little more funny.

He discovered a flaw in Orochimaru-ryu Substitution Technique. Although it can restore the injury, it cannot make the teeth grow back.

Because teeth are not flesh and blood that can heal on their own, after Orochimaru sheds his skin, it just stops his gums from bleeding.

"Lord Orochimaru, I can specialize in a medical ninjutsu that can make teeth grow back." Kabuto reminded in a low voice.

"Don't waste your energy on this kind of thing. How did you complete what I asked you to confirm?"

Orochimaru used ventriloquism this time. Although his voice was a little wrong, at least he could speak without leaking air.

He raised his hand to call Kimimaro, but then he remembered that Kimimaro had died during the dragon vein journey.

His expression fluctuated a bit, but he soon regained his composure.

"Are the stones from Star Ninja Village still there?"

"Back to Orochimaru-sama, on the first day after I came out of Dragon Vein, I sent a message to someone to confirm. After many checks, it was finally confirmed that the stone in the Star Ninja Village was not lost, and it was not attacked by the owner of the Corpse Vein Blood Succession Limit. records."

When Orochimaru cracked the seal on the dragon vein, he saw something related to space on it, and the seal was placed not long ago.

Reminding that Itachi had stayed here, Orochimaru rushed into the beam of light without hesitation.

Then he saw a Loulan who had not yet declined, but Jiraiya pursued it so closely that Orochimaru did not have much time to study.

So he could only order Kimimaro to go to the Bear Country, snatch the stone from the Hoshi Ninja Village, and bury it somewhere in the Tian Country.

Later, after some twists and turns, he escaped from the dragon vein again.

"Is that so?" Orochimaru's eyes brightened: "No traces were left behind, two similar but unrelated worlds? How interesting."

He has discovered a new research direction, but the dragon vein seems to have been completely sealed by Jiraiya, so he needs to plan carefully.