A Hogwarts Wizard Supreme

"Everybody, don't be stingy with your applause and shout out his name - Gilderoy Lockhart!"

"I declare you Lockhart!" (Bay Province)

"Lockhart! Happy confinement in Ararat!" (Ningbo dialect.)

"Lockhart! Nachulaga!" (Xizang, expressing love.)

"Lockhart! I love you!", "Lockhart! I miss you!"

"Lockhart! It's so hot! It's so hot!" (French, Jet'aime I love you.)

Li Fei was startled by the voice from the crowd saying "It's too hot". Because the other person's pronunciation was a bit too stiff, Li Fei automatically translated the sentence into "It's too hot" in his mind.

It was obvious that Lockhart paid to hire these men who said they loved him conscientiously.

Mixed in the noisy crowd, Li Fei also cheered loudly:

"Lockhart, this is the female reporter Rita Skeeter. Silver's sister Bai Er loves you. She wants to bite a fish with you~"

After saying this, Li Fei covered his mouth and smiled so hard that he could hardly stand upright. Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall and others on the side looked at Li Fei doubtfully.

After understanding the specific meaning of these words, Dumbledore's hand holding the wine glass kept shaking. Newt buried his face deeply in the collar of his windbreaker and turned on the vibration mode. Professor McGonagall's mouth was crazy. Twitching, but still unable to hide the crazy smile in his eyes.

Professor Snape was originally obsessed with reciting his speech, but who told him to owe it to him? Because he was curious, he couldn't help listening to Li Fei's explanation.

Our great old Bat Professor has completely forgotten what he will say when he takes the stage later. At this time, Snape's mind is filled with Li Fei's words: "I want to bite a fish with you~"

Under the deliberate leadership of someone present, the applause and cheers in the venue formed a cheerful rhythm, and more and more people participated in this joyful drumbeat.

"Boom! Boom! Crack!"

"Boom! Boom! Crack!"

Soon, the cheering rhythm of most people suddenly became more orderly, stomping their feet twice and clapping again.

Just when Li Fei was worried that everyone started singing "We Will Rock You", Gilderoy Lockhart, who had changed into a more gorgeous dress at some point, slowly stepped onto the center stage from the crowd.

(Wewillrockyou pays homage to Chapter 152 of "Drinking Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts". When I read it, I wanted to give him a reward, and then I did it in his new book.)

At this time, Gilderoy Lockhart was dressed like a fat butterfly. Among other things, the color of that extremely coquettish-looking dress was really suitable for such a highly anticipated stage.

After appearing on the stage, Lockhart was not as exaggerated as he was in the audience. Perhaps it was the top award ceremony such as the Order of Merlin that made him restrain a bit, or maybe Lockhart planned to create a "kind of" image for himself in front of the world media. Calm and reliable" persona.

In short, although Lockhart smiled brightly, he gave a speech with a grimace on his face.

[Lockhart said that nowadays the wizarding world has become accustomed to a peaceful and stable life, and most people do not want to experience a turbulent life again. However, the dark side of the wizarding world will not disappear because of this, so there is always There will be some unknown heroes silently guarding the world from behind. 】

Li Fei recorded Lockhart's words with a projection crystal and planned to edit them in the future and use them as a promotional video for Kama Taj's ideological education.

[Mr. Lockhart added that over the years he had walked with trolls, traveled on ships with vampires, and wandered with werewolves.

Although the wind and snow had worn away his appearance, and the frequent dangers in the tropical rain forest made his nerves tense at all times, he was willing to pay his insignificant share for the peace of the magical world.

In the days of fighting with werewolves and banshees, after experiencing life-and-death battles and bloody hand-to-hand combat, his "beautiful face" has become dim and dusty, and has lost its luster ever since.

Maybe one day, he will collapse on the journey due to exhaustion, turning that challenge into the last adventure in his life.

Fortunately, after each "adventure", he would return to China and publish a new book, richly and informatively recounting "his" heroic feats.

Unbeknownst to everyone, Mr. Lockhart had just completed another of his "adventures" and finally returned successfully after going through many hardships, bringing with him his new book - "The Snowman with Hizang" A Year Together”.

Just one week later, this "magnum opus", narrated by Mr. Lockhart in the hospital bed and compiled with the help of doctors and nurses, will be released and sold throughout the European wizarding world. Everyone is welcome to buy it!

"I don't always turn danger into good fortune. Maybe this is my last 'adventure'. Let's see and cherish it." Lockhart said. 】

Li Fei suddenly realized that, as expected, if he did not bring goods and did not take this opportunity to promote his new book, this would definitely not be in line with Lockhart's character.

As for the so-called "last adventure", rather than believing that Lockhart will no longer publish a book, it is more reliable to believe that Hayao Miyazaki said "I really want to retire."

With the applause and encouragement of everyone at the award ceremony, Ms. Gsilda Marchbain personally presented the medal and ribbon to Gilderoy Lockhart.

As the director of the Wizarding Examination Authority and a veteran of the Wizengamot, he once served as an examiner for Dumbledore's NEWT exam when he was a student, and personally assessed the legendary figure Albus Dumbledore on Transfiguration and Charms. , Ms. Gsilda Marchbain is willing to present Lockhart with the award, which is definitely a great honor for Lockhart.

The Order of Merlin consists of an elegant [gold medal] and a [colorful ribbon] indicating the level of the medal. The Order of Merlin is divided into three levels:

First Class Medal: Used to commend "outstanding bravery or outstanding achievements" in magic. The color of the ribbon is bright grass green, which is considered to symbolize the Hogwarts Slytherin house where Merlin is located.

The reason why Professor Snape was willing to tolerate Fudge jumping up and down in front of him was on the one hand for the precious Order of Merlin, First Class, and on the other hand to bring the green ribbon representing Slytherin back to Slytherin. Academy.

After all, except for Professor Snape this year, Dumbledore is currently the only living recipient of the Order of Merlin in the known world. Others are similar to Peter Pettigrew, or Nowell Tonk, etc. People are awarded posthumously.

To put it in a simpler way, it is easy not to award a first-class medal to a living person.

Professor Snape was able to seize the opportunity to receive this honor, which is not unrelated to Fudge's desperate operation to quell the negative influence of the Ministry of Magic.

Second-level medal: used to commend "achievement or efforts beyond the ordinary", the color of the ribbon is purple.

Li Fei was very satisfied with this. Purple has always represented extremely noble status and status in China, and is more acceptable than the "forgiveness color" of a first-class medal.

Third-level Medal: Used to recognize individuals who have "contributed to our knowledge base or entertainment industry". The color of the ribbon is white.

As for the third-level medal, it is very common. Some wealthy people can even bid for such a medal just by throwing money. The gold content is extremely low.

If you feel like you can’t remember this, then you might as well remember the following sentence:

The first-level forgiveness belt, the second-level imperial belt, and the third-level farewell belt have simple shapes and classic styles. As long as they are dyed bright red, they will instantly become hotel guests.

Gu Duan</span>With the warm applause of the audience and the constant urging of the host, Lockhart reluctantly left the stage and returned to the dim shadows of the audience.

Next, the winners of three consecutive Merlin Orders of Merlin took the stage to give speeches. The reasons for their awards were all strange:

Some invented and modified magic street lamps that do not use gas; some re-adapted the stage play "King Arthur and His Knights of the Table" and caused a sensation; others devoted themselves to cultivating medicinal herbs, but in the end, the specific details of mandrake were not revealed. A hip-hop man whose effects are unclear...

Professor Sprout kept scolding him in the audience, saying that just because the hip-hop man had dreadlocks and no smell of earth in his body, he must be a bastard who bought other people's grades and pretended to receive the Medal of Merlin.

After all, as long as the dreadlocks are tied, it is basically difficult to untie them. Almost no herbalist master will enter the greenhouse with dreadlocks. This behavior is undoubtedly to find a new home for the insects in the greenhouse.

As for the magic street lights that don't use gas... Come on, it's the 90s. If you don't use gas, can't you use electricity?The magic street lamp that uses the magic infusion function that you spent so much effort to develop is almost the same as a flashlight with replaceable batteries.

The guests in the venue also kept booing, and each of the winners of the Merlin Order of Merlin could only finish their nonsense acceptance speeches in dejection, and then left the corner of the stage dejectedly amidst the boos.

No way, as such a coveted award, those who are favored by the Ministry of Magic always seem to have a way to get the Order of Merlin, especially those "upper class people" who receive more medals than people expect. Much more.

The people in the audience began to chat among themselves, and the noises from the guests attending the ceremony continued one after another.

Due to this excitement, the Merlin Medal Award Dinner suddenly turned into a "wholesale" market. Not only cabbage and carrots could be wholesaled, but even the third-level Merlin Medal could be "wholesale".

No one even noticed that there was another host on the stage.

"Hem-Hem (Hey, hey, hey!), please pay attention!"

A cloyingly sweet voice suddenly invaded the entire hall. Except for Li Fei, who had been warned by his spiritual sense, almost everyone in the venue was disgusted by the voice.

Strange, why is there no one on the stage?

Countless people stood on tiptoe, seemingly planning to find out.

Li Fei also tried his best to lift himself up, and finally found the source of the sound among the crowd:

An ugly woman who was short, wide, and fat was standing on the stage. Li Fei even doubted whether this woman was 1.5 meters tall.

On the one hand, it was because of her shortcomings in height that the crowd obscured her figure; on the other hand, it was because of her ugly appearance that people chose to subconsciously ignore her existence.

This woman has a broad, saggy face, and a small black velvet bow on her short curly hair.

Her voice was high-pitched, sounding like a little girl making a fuss. After discovering that everyone had finally discovered her existence, this person actually thought she was very lovable and used the most common posture of a girl, leaning forward and kissing the crowd frequently. Say hello.

Just when she was habitually speaking in her artificial girlish voice, Li Fei even felt that the fluffy pink cardigan she was wearing looked so disgusting.

Huo, this guy is definitely Umbridge, the originator of the clip sound in the wizarding world!

When Li Fei read novels in his previous life, he doubted whether there really was such a disgusting existence as Umbridge in real life. Later, after joining the work, Li Fei finally understood one thing - Umbridge was nothing at all.

Among the students Li Fei had taught in his previous life, there was one who loved to give gifts to audio anchors, and no matter how everyone tried to persuade him, he believed that the voice he liked must be someone with a "beautiful voice and a sweet voice".

Li Fei tried to use Umbridge in the movie as a contrast, but to no avail.

The student still insisted that those were effects deliberately created by the movie. As for the old witch like Umbridge, it is absolutely impossible for her to exist in the real world.

The truth is cruel. After Qiao Biluo's accident, Li Fei discovered that the child would never touch any virtual anchor again, and would never feel that Umbridge was unreal.

Bella Qiao, ah no, it’s Umbridge’s sweet voice that continues:

“Although we are currently in the territory of MACUSA, I believe that every guest here is yearning for peace in our hearts.

No kind person wants to see his country turned into a mess by a dark wizard. "

Although the voice was too sweet, there was still some truth in what he said, and many people still nodded slightly to show their recognition and approval.

"There is such a leader who dares to bear the mistakes of his ancestors and who dares to confess the mistakes of the Ministry of Magic to the people. However, the people not only do not have the slightest resentment towards him, but they all praise their country for having such a leader who dares to bear the mistakes. I am moved by the good leader who dares to face the facts!”

Everyone began to communicate in low voices again, asking each other which country's Ministry of Magic leader was so tough, no, so upright and calm.

"Please be quiet. The awarding of the Order of Merlin is an extremely solemn ceremony." Umbridge's voice became impatient.

Well, everyone had just become curious and fond of the upcoming winner, and was instantly defeated by this Ms. Umbridge.

“It’s not enough to just admit our mistakes, we also need to help our ancestors correct the mistakes they made!

Since the Minister of Magic took office, under his wise guidance and personal leadership, more than 50 dark wizards have been arrested!

With these rats that used to lurk in the smelly ditches being completely cleaned up, the stable life of the magical society has been further guaranteed, and the society's economy and people's livelihood have also been given a safer space for development. "

Everyone was once again surprised. Which country is this? This is so awesome. It has raised so many dark wizards and takes this kind of thing as a merit. It is really shameful.

"Let us applaud this great leader who has moved the world, and let us cheer for his name. He is the British Minister of Magic, the great Mr. Cornelius Fudge!"

As she spoke, Umbridge burst into tears.

And because her eyes drooped, four traces of tears suddenly appeared on her face.

Li Fei couldn't help but yawned, when would it be his turn? After waiting for so long, he was already a little hungry.

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