A Hogwarts Wizard Supreme

The subtext of a person's self-deprecation is actually that he doesn't want you to use this to criticize him.

The reason why Quirrell always told everyone that garlic can drive away vampires was because he had never seen such a creature.

It was as if as long as Quirrell acted like a joke, the students wouldn't laugh at him.

Li Fei did not rush to rescue Professor Quirrell who was hit by the falling blackboard. It was not that he was not keen on adding some points for this, but his seat was too far away from the podium.

There is no way, no way to help, unless you expose the Kama Taj spell you just learned for such a simple thing.

Yes, through this period of self-study, Li Fei mastered another Kama Taj spell - [Energy Whip].

The effect of the energy whip is to condense the secret positive energy that represents positive emotions into a golden energy ball. Waving the energy ball can release the energy in the form of a magic whip to achieve the effect of hitting and binding the enemy. It is considered a medium-range Skill.

After arduous practice, there is a very small chance that a mage can understand a small amount of chaotic magic power. The energy whip can be upgraded to one of the must-have tricks of Master Kama Taj [Setolak's Scarlet Necklace]. It's the red magic whip used by Doctor Strange to trap Thanos in the movie.

Li Fei was so excited that he learned this trick. Learning this trick meant that he had the qualifications to become a formal mage of Kama Taj.

Although because of [Weishan Emperor's Sacred Sword], Kama Taj's general manager Modu had made an exception and directly promoted Li Fei to a red-robed mage who was a level higher than the low-level mage, Li Fei himself felt guilty. Apart from the great sword and magic shield, he doesn't know any other spells!

That night, Li Fei sneaked out of the dormitory and went on a night outing that violated school rules for the first time.

Through the condensation of the mystic's energy, Li Fei successfully condensed an extremely huge golden energy group by relying solely on his own magic power accumulation without using the magic power reserve gifted by the great god Agamotto.

Gold, gold again, Li Fei held the golden ball of light in his arms and complained about why he was so obsessed with gold since he was not Jin Shining.

There is no way, the brilliance of Kama Taj's magic is basically inseparable from the two colors of bright yellow and gold. The green that represents time, or the transparent color that represents space are already extremely rare exceptions.

That big lump of golden energy, not to mention being scolded by Master Gu Yi if he discovers it, if any senior Master of Karma Taj discovers Li Fei's behavior, he will definitely give Li Fei a severe blow. The last meal was a "waste of magic".

In a fierce battle, there is no time for you to condense such a large energy group. Most mages only need an energy group as big as a fist in the palm of their hand to fight.

But Li Fei's move had a deeper meaning.

Li Fei was seen waving his hands rapidly, and golden energy whips were shot out quickly. After pulling on some relatively strong force-receiving points, with just a thought, the reaction force of the energy whip could pull Li Fei away. Toward the destination!

Flying Claw!Rope whip!Zipline!Spider-Man transforms!

get!

At this time, Li Fei was as happy as a child who got a new toy. He was "pulling" wildly outside the Hogwarts castle, and from time to time he made a sound of "bang! Ah..." hitting the wall.

"I'm really struggling. If you don't believe me, you can see my progress. I only hit the wall once a minute now, okay?"

This was when Huanhuan was laughing at Li Fei, and someone was roaring angrily at his cat.

But after all, Li Fei has double the strength of his soul, and his mental strength and nerve reaction strength are not comparable to ordinary people. It only took him one night to adapt to this fast-moving rhythm. Often, when the first grabbing point appears, Li Fei has already Predict the locations of the next four or five grabbing points in advance.

Not to mention that Li Fei had completely mastered the rhythm of swinging his body in order to move easily in just one night.

In the end, Li Fei was no longer satisfied with cosplaying Spider-Man outside the castle, and he set his sights on the depths of the Forbidden Forest.

When the light comes, the darkness always seems particularly deep.

Li Fei, who transformed into Doctor Octopus, had eight magic whips wrapped around him, causing a state of unrest in the Forbidden Forest near the Acromantula's residence.

This movement even alarmed the centaurs who were far away from the Acromantula's territory.

In the square where the centaurs gathered, countless centaurs woke up. One of them, Ronan, a tall centaur, looked at another friend next to him: "Fierenze, what do you think about this?"

"Venus is bright tonight."

The words of the horse people are always so confusing and difficult to understand, but almost all the horse people nodded thoughtfully, as if they really understood everything.

Let's bring our perspective back to the classroom. Our poor Professor Quirrell is still being ruthlessly oppressed by the blackboard.

A group of young wizards who were keen to get extra points by helping the professor tried to lift the heavy backboard, but none of them could hold it, and the blackboard hit Quirrell hard on the back of the head.

"It's finished..." Li Fei covered his face. Now the poor Professor Quirrell will definitely be scolded severely by Voldemort who lives on the back of his head.

It's not that Li Fei is unwilling to take action, but with this distance and the group of young wizards in Wuyang Wuyang in front of Professor Quirrell, Li Fei really has no confidence. Even if he tries to use the floating spell, he may be killed by other innocent people. The students blocked the magic light.

As for exposing Kama Taj [Energy Whip] to save Quirrell, please, if Li Fei really does that, the veterans behind the fourth wall will give up.

Finally, with the help of many students, Professor Quirrell was finally transformed into the "bastard carrying a stone tablet".

It's moving, DNA is moving!

After seeing this scene, Li Fei heard Xiao Yueyue's song "The Bastard Carrying the Stone Stele" in his ears. At that time, Lao Guo found a place for Xiao Yueyue and asked Teacher Yu Qian to stand inside the table.

At that time, as Xiao Yueyue said, "What crime did this bastard commit? Just because he was talking about cross talk, the table blocked his legs~" The whole audience burst into laughter, Xiao Yueyue left the stage proudly, and almost all the audience remembered it. This is the joke about "Tortoise carrying a stone tablet".

Now Professor Quirrell has suffered such humiliation, and it seems that the upright blackboard is in danger of falling on the back of Quirrell's head again. In order to prevent Voldemort from becoming angry and taking away control of Quirrell's body and killing him, Li Fei finally took action. .

"[Everyone is petrified]!" Quirrell discovered in horror that except for the back of his head, his whole body was petrified by a magical power.

"[Quick Transformation]!" The blackboard was temporarily turned into a balloon by Li Fei, and was casually tied to the desk.

"[Levitation Curse]!" Since he didn't want to touch Quirrell, Li Fei chose to use the Levitation Curse to make the professor stand up.

"[Quick recovery]!" After inspection, it was found that moisture vapor caused the tension of the wall to rupture. After repairing the cracked wall first, and finally ensuring that the blackboard would not fall down again, Li Fei released the petrification of Quirrell.

"[Petrification removal]!"

"Hold on to the professor!" As Li Fei shouted from outside the crowd, many young wizards stepped forward to grab points, while Li Fei turned around and returned to his seat in the back row of the classroom, hiding his merit and fame.

After coming back to his senses, Quirrell reluctantly gave ten points to each of Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff houses, and specially gave ten points to Li Fei, who was the most powerful.

Li Fei narrowed his eyes. This Quilo is quite good at life. Originally, he was kept just to divert Lao Deng's energy, but he didn't expect that he could be used to increase points. It seems that he can be kept for a while longer.

"Although, although, everything just happened was just an accident, but, as a professor, I am still very grateful to Li Fei for the help you provided to me as a professor."

No need to be surprised, Quirrell is such a "little coward" who will even stutter in front of students when he is nervous. This is also the best protection for him to be able to stay at Hogwarts safely for a whole year.

Li Fei was not sure whether Dumbledore in the original work had already seen through Quirrell's identity, but at least the old Deng in this world had definitely felt that something was wrong with Quirrell.

After all, who would have seen a normal student who was also a professor of Muggle Studies? After going to the Romanian forest, he seemed to have become a different person. He became subservient and even stuttered a little. People who don’t find it strange are aliens, right?

At this time, facing Quirrell's compliment, Li Fei just sat on his seat and bowed in response to the professor's compliment just now.

Unexpectedly, Quirrell seemed to have found a topic and kept directing the question to Li Fei:

"I heard Professor Snape say that Li Fei, you also have in-depth research on Eastern magic, and you once gave some answers to the medicinal properties of Eastern potions in his class. Is that right?"

Li Fei could only nod his head, "Chrysanthemum grass leaf", he only added 1 point to himself at that time, but Snape still remembered it.

Professor Quirrell smiled and seemed to have received an extremely satisfactory answer. Li Fei even felt keenly that there was a hint of haze at the corner of his smiling mouth.

It felt as if the Dragon King was about to twist his mouth, and he really wanted to block his mouth quickly to prevent Professor Quirrell from having a "Dragon King smile".

"Coincidentally, I happen to have a magical item from the East that I need classmate Li Fei to help explain. I must admit that I know very little about it."

Looking at Quirrell's blazing gaze, which contained a desire that seemed to melt him, Li Fei could only nod his head, pretending to be coy, and prepared to see what Quirrell asked before making any plans.

Seeing Li Fei nodding, the desire in Quilo's eyes became even more intense. Li Fei could even feel a gaze that did not belong to him from Quilo's eyes.

"Very good. No matter how detailed your answer is, Mr. Li Fei, I will encourage you for your willingness to share knowledge. Five points for Hufflepuff."

Now, Quirrell is a bit sensible, this matter... is not easy to handle.

Li Fei had no choice but to say: "Professor, please ask, I will try my best to answer."

"Okay!" Quirrell clapped his hands, and then seemed to think that this was in line with his character at this time. He quickly changed back to his cautious tone and said, "Have you ever heard that there is a magical treasure in China that can To expel curses and prolong life, its name is called - [Tang Monk Meat]?"

Good guy!

Really good guy!

Quirrell, no, Voldemort, a toad, actually found out about Chinese legends like Tang Monk Meat in order to resurrect him?

Then someone has to ask, does Tang Monk meat really exist?

The answer is yes.

There is no need to question, in this era, there are even monks, how could there not be Tang Monk meat.

However, in the broad sense of China, Tang Monk Meat actually refers to adult "Meat Ganoderma". After eating this thing, it can prolong life, clear away turbidity, and effectively slow down the damage caused by vicious spells to the body and soul of the eater.

But unfortunately, Ganoderma lucidum takes hundreds of years to germinate, and it takes hundreds of years to fully mature. Li Fei planted a lot of Ganoderma lucidum in the small yard of his hometown in Jinmen, but the Ganoderma lucidum that has not fully matured is of no use. Now each one of them looks just like [growing]. It’s just a small succulent potted plant like Stone Flower.

At the same time, there are some unskilled dabblers who will pretend to be [Tang Monk Meat] with Tai Sui, fleshed Polygonum multiflorum and other items. Basically, the majority of them are the "big gold teeth" who deceived the foreign devils after the reform and opening up.

Li Feizhi knew all this, but where was this place?This is Britain!Li Fei had to make up whatever he wanted to say.

So our classmate Li Fei's eyes didn't change at all, just with a thought in his heart, he made up a whole new set of rhetoric.

The trick of deceiving people is to make it difficult for the audience to tell the truth from the lies.

But there is only one kind of person who can lie to such an extent that even the narrator himself believes it. So no matter what lie detection method you have, the result of the test must be true.

Although Li Fei is not this kind of person, the group of old and shameless "friends" who came to visit his grandfather in his early years are certainly like this.

After reading the manuscript in his mind, Li Fei even felt that he believed it.

Li Fei puffed up his chest and put on a posture of "I want to be a good example to others. Listen up, I'm going to start showing off." Everyone, including Professor Quirrell, listened carefully.

"As you said, Professor, in my hometown, there is this magical medicine called [Tang Monk Meat], but the effect is far more powerful than what you said.

Everyone in China knows that with just one bite of Tang Monk Meat, you can live forever and gain eternal life. "

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone in the classroom couldn't help but suck in several breaths of air. Li Fei even felt a little short of oxygen for a moment.

"This, is this true!? Are you sure what you said is true???"

Quirrell's eyes were red, and he almost wanted to rush up and grab Li Fei's collar.

"Every sentence is true, and the reputation of [Tang Monk Meat], a treasure like this, can no longer be hidden from monks or wizards. If you ask any Chinese Muggle, you will get something similar to what I said. argument."

"Even ordinary people know about it?"

"There is no way. This kind of treasure is too powerful. It is not a secret that only a few people can hide and keep for themselves."

Zhang Qiu's face turned red in the audience. After class, she wanted to write a letter to her father immediately and ask him if he had heard of "Tang Monk Meat"!

Although dad is just a Muggle, as long as it is true as Li Fei said, even ordinary Muggles like dad have heard of this treasure, then [Tang Monk Meat] probably really exists!

Quirrell's eyes were red and his breathing began to become rapid: "Then, where can I buy such a treasure?"

Li Fei shook his head: "You can't buy it, unless you have the support of a family like mine that has been passed down for thousands of years. Maybe you will be lucky enough to participate in that auction in a few hundred years."

"Bidding? Or just bidding?"

"Of course, this is a treasure of immortality. You don't think you can just swallow a treasure of this level, right?

Even if wizards as powerful as Dumbledore and Grindelwald wanted to snatch it, and assuming they were at their peak combat effectiveness, they would not be able to survive for more than 10 minutes in the hands of many monks who opposed it. "

Quirrell thought for a moment, and a sudden shiver ran down the back of his head.

"Last question, why do you say it takes hundreds of years to have an auction? Is it because the growth cycle of this treasure is too slow?"

"Yes, of course. Master Tang Seng is an eminent monk and one of the few strong men in the world. He can only meditate for hundreds of years. He may develop a small piece of hemorrhoids due to sitting for too long. This piece of hemorrhoid flesh is An existence that is enough to drive people all over the world into madness.”

"Hemorrhoids? Tang Monk's flesh...Tang Monk is a human being???" Chilo was shocked.

Li Fei spread his hands:

"Otherwise pinch?"

"In other words, if Professor Quirrell is lucky enough to get this piece of Tang Monk's hemorrhoid meat, I will ask you if you are greedy and do you want to eat it?"

PS: Haha, I have been thinking about this plot for a long time. Quirrell was originally very unspectacular and his fighting intensity was not high.

But this is the best time to tease Voldemort. This time is really suitable to tease Voldemort.