A Hogwarts Wizard Supreme

Although the great god Agamotto in front of him was crazily telling the dark history of the ancient master, Li Fei did not dare to listen at all.

Who knows if the Ancient One can read minds? Is it possible that the Ancient One cannot read this kind of [Legilimency] magic that even Dumbledore is proficient in?

So, just empty your mind and don’t listen, ask, remember or think.

The giant of light composed of golden lines on the throne noticed the movement and asked in surprise:

"Throughout the ages, countless arcane mages have come to me to request the construction of a channel for the supply of magic power.

All of them were terrified and wished they could remember every word I said for fear of upsetting me.

You're such a good kid, you dare to ignore my 'jokes', and after listening to my jokes, why don't you laugh? "

Li Fei looked at the two supreme mages next to him, and saw that the ancient mage Gu Yi, who was always extremely chic and full of character, did not dare to say a word at this time, and just maintained a respectful and saluting attitude.

In fact, if the great god in front of him said some serious information, the mysteries of the universe, or the principles of magic, Li Fei would just apologize to others.

But there is only one thing. As a Jerdu native, I am basically resistant to newspaper-level jokes.

Similarly, Li Fei's tolerance for such vulgar jokes is close to zero.

This has nothing to do with numbers, this is the nature engraved deep in the soul and in the DNA.

He bowed his head and saluted the great god in front of him. After the ceremony, Li Fei held his head high and said in a neither humble nor arrogant manner:

"Great God of Agamotto, I have been fortunate enough to feel the glory of your magic power, so I am sure that you must be this great and respected existence in front of me.

In front of you, my teacher Master Gu Yi is probably just a child. As her elder, it is understandable that you make fun of your own children.

But since I am a student of Teacher Gu Yi, then she is my elder and an existence that I must respect with all my heart.

As a student, when someone else is making fun of my teacher, not only am I unable to stop it, but I have to listen attentively. This is absolutely unreasonable.

This is just the right and wrong in my mind as a mortal, maybe because my vision is not broad enough, but I know and know how to maintain the "one's own people" that I respect in my heart.

Since I am currently powerless and have no right to advise you to stop this behavior, then I can only do my duty as a student, empty my mind, do not listen, do not ask, do not remember, do not think, and the words pass by my ears. Not paying attention at all. "

Hearing Li Fei's words, Agamotto's eyes brightened obviously on the throne, but feeling Li Fei's small and weak magic power, he couldn't help but secretly mocked "ant" in his heart.

Yes, except for the supreme mages of the past generations, other mages who borrowed magic power from the trinity god Weishan Emperor are nothing more than ants in the eyes of gods like them.

How much magic power can they borrow with their frail bodies?

I'm afraid that just 100 years have passed, and the bodies of those mages will dissipate in the wind, right?

This kid is quite interesting if he dares to raise his head and speak in front of the gods.

Agamotto didn't intend to argue with Li Fei, but after all, Li Fei violated the gods, which is unforgivable, so just kick him out.

In a few years, I'll give Gu a face, let him meet me again, apologize to myself, and the matter will be over.

After all, this child has pretty good talents and good character. He is really a kind god.

Just as he was thinking about it, the last sentence about Li Fei's seeking death came over.

"Besides, the joke you told is not funny at all."

"What!!! Try saying it again!!!"

"Boom!!!" Agamotto's golden body suddenly stood up, and the giant figure seemed to burst the entire sky in an instant. His eyes were wide open, and the two exclusive marks of Agamotto in his pupils were charging!

Ever since he was promoted to god, he has been guarding the earth (atrium) and the endless life in the universe, contending with all kinds of evil beings, and has no time to experience the joy of the world.

My only bad taste is that whenever a newly promoted [Supreme Mage] comes to beg me for magic power, I can make a harmless little joke with him.

Although the opponent's body is blown as fat as a ball, there is also magic power that he has deliberately infused into it, which can greatly strengthen the mage's own magic power instead of borrowing part of his own magic power.

As a god, he bestows magic power on the other person, and the other person uses his ugliness to make him laugh, adding a tiny bit of happiness to his endless, nihilistic, and long life.

It doesn't matter if they trade equally, even if they suffer a little loss as a god and are given more magic power, what's wrong?

Any questions?

But now, this ignorant boy not only contradicted himself, but he didn't intend to care too much, but in the end he dared to say...

How dare he say that the great God of Agamotto's joke is not laughable? ? ?

How dare he! ! !

Today, Agamotto, one of the trinity gods of Mount Wuwei and the god of occult arts, is going to show the wrath of God and let this ignorant boy know what it means to "disaster comes from the mouth"!

"I said, your joke is not funny."

"You still dare to say that?" A huge wave of magic power rolled over, and Solomon Supreme and Ancient One Supreme beside Li Fei were instantly blown away by the huge wave of magic power to a very, very far place.

Holding the huge wave of magic in front of him, Li Fei gritted his teeth and said word by word: "If it's not funny, it's not funny. If a joke is not even funny, then it doesn't deserve to be called a joke.

'Let's be funny first, otherwise it would be too funny. 'This is a famous quote from a future master of comedy. "

"Oh?" Agamotto's tone became calmer. Could it be that this tiny existence in front of him cares so much about being funny?

"Let's be funny first, otherwise it would be too funny." After tasting this sentence repeatedly, Agamotto suddenly felt that this sentence touched his heart.

If you are lucky enough to meet this master of comedy, you must realize all the wishes that the other person wants to realize, and then catch him in a small dark room, arrange a clone to stare at him, and let him give you all the wishes day and night. Doppelgangers tell jokes.

In this way, even if I face Dormammu, the king of the dark dimension, or "Shuma Gorath" (this is also a beholder), the eternal enemy of the Trinity God of Weishan Emperor, I will have laughter to accompany me. , and you will never fall into the abyss of despair!

The person who can say this sentence is definitely a joke master with craftsmanship. You must invite him!

Agamotto leaned down, stretched out a hand to squeeze Li Fei, looked at Li Fei and spoke slowly:

"Does this funny master you talk about really exist?"

"I swear on my soul, it definitely exists, and he is in the plane where I live."

"Bring him to me."

"This... I'm afraid it won't work."

"You dare to lie to me?" The throne behind Agamotto was shattered, and Ancient One and King Solomon in the distance were once again thrown into the distance.

"You can search my memory, I guarantee that this master is real.

It’s just that everyone needs a certain amount of experience and time to grow up. Being funny requires a lot of accumulation to summarize the joy that makes people laugh from the bitterness.

It will take several years for him to grow into a master. "

"Let's be honest, how long do I have to wait?"

"2005 was a great year, 2015 was a year of great success, and 2021 is a year that attracts worldwide attention."

Agamotto's huge figure pondered for a moment and nodded: "Okay, I can afford to wait."

After that, he waved his hand to throw Li Fei back to reality from the star realm.

With his thighs here, how could Li Fei not pick up the wool?

He quickly grabbed one of Agamotto's fingers and refused to let go.

"Oh? Is there anything else you want?"

"That's right, there are many interesting things in my life. I think even without this master, I can share some interesting jokes with you. You can see if I can have this honor."

"Well..." Agamotto's huge figure fell silent.

Li Fei struck while the iron was hot and said: "Dear God of Agamotto, although I was a little reckless just now, my respect for you is sincere.

You see, not only have I recommended a comedy master to you, but I am also willing to take the initiative to share interesting stories around you with you. See, can you sign and stamp it for me?

You are one of the trinity gods of Weishan Emperor. There must be tens of thousands of ways for me to contact you and listen to your teachings.

Please give me this honor and let me [open my eyes with a knife]~"

"Put the knife on your butt, open your eyes?" Agamotto repeated this sentence repeatedly. After a long time, he suddenly made a "pop" sound and laughed.

The laughter shook the heavens and earth, echoing throughout the star realm.

"Hahaha, what an 'eye-opener'!

Little one, I approve of you!

Open your eyes, I have decided to leave my mark in your pupils, so that you can truly 'open your eyes'! "

After waiting for a long time, Agamotto became impatient.

"Child, do you want to open your eyes?"

"Ahem, I'm staring as hard as I can." Li Fei said awkwardly.