Douluo I am Douluo's Heaven

Chapter 1 I want to be a salted fish

"Come on, oops, Baili, what's the matter with you? You've been sniping there, can't you draw an A?" After saying this, Lin Yu's phone screen went black.

Great, dead again.

Then Lin Yu started typing, "Baili, is this the sniper god you are talking about? Look at your record, 3-10, you must be playing with your feet."

Baili: "What are you talking about? You didn't even wait for me when we started the team, so you let me snipe the opponent's double C, wouldn't you?"

"Snipe and cripple the C position opposite." Lin Yu wanted to curse when he saw these words, but he held back for fear of being banned. He got one shot out of ten in a hundred miles, and he still wanted to snipe and cripple the C position on the opposite side.

It doesn't look like he is an actor, but the operation is so similar.

Then Lin Yu didn't plan to say anything anymore. It was useless anyway. Yes, a big red "failure" appeared on Lin Yu's phone.

After returning, he made a casual report, and then Lin Yu threw his phone and said, "Fuck", didn't this succeed?Report failed.

Then turn off the game, open the door to the room, walk to the refrigerator and get a bottle of Coke.

Originally, Lin Yu happily planned to hit [-] today, but he didn't expect that he would hit [-] after losing five games in a row.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, why do I always meet 'god-level' teammates? Those anchors seem to be not as strong as I am, but they can easily win the national server.

"Boom"

Suddenly there was a sound from the bathroom, and then a cry of surprise.

Lin Yu took one look and then stopped looking. This was a common thing. Lin Yu was an otaku, but not the rich kind. Now he was renting together with a woman.

The woman is a middle-level employee of a large company, and she is very beautiful, but the bad thing is that she doesn't like men.This made Lin Yu very unhappy.

A few minutes later, the bathroom door opened, and then the woman walked out. After coming out, she glanced at Lin Yu who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, then turned and returned to her room.

"Tomorrow night there will be a five-star continuum phenomenon that has only occurred once in decades. You will be able to see this phenomenon in places with a clear sky. If you can't see it, don't be discouraged. We will have a live broadcast at that time. You must watch it when you have time. It’s possible to see it once in a lifetime.”

At this time, the news report on TV said.

Five stars in a row?Hearing this, Lin Yu remembered a TV series he had watched before, which seemed to say that one could travel through time when five stars were in a row.

Then I took out my phone and looked at the news carefully, rewinding to the time when it said it would appear, then firmly remembered it, and set an alarm clock.

Yes, Lin Yu wanted to travel through time. Although he knew that the chance was zero, and even if he traveled through time, he might not be able to dominate the world like the protagonist in the novel, but it was still better than living on this planet.

Lin Yu, a scumbag who scored more than 100 points in the college entrance examination, had better find some way to get into a junior college that is not bigger than the school he went to in high school.

When he was in high school, he didn't like studying very much, so he always lied about his grades to his parents. Therefore, his parents had high expectations for him at that time. On the day of the college entrance examination, his father deliberately turned down his work and came back to pick him up.

But lies will always be exposed one day. After the college entrance examination, Lin Yu told his parents that his performance might not be that good.

At first, his parents didn't care, because according to the usual grades Lin Xinming told them, even if he was not good, he could still score [-] points.

Lin Yu didn't say anything about this, thinking that he would make his parents happy. At most, he would be beaten when the results came out.However, after his grades came out, his parents did not beat him or scold him, they just said that he should work hard in the future.

But Lin Yu saw disappointment in the eyes of his parents. After his college entrance examination results came back, his father returned to his place of work. He originally planned to go after the entrance banquet, but his father said that there was something urgent there and he had to go back. Lin Yu knew this because What.

But Lin Yu didn't persuade him to stay, because he knew that with his grades, could he be used as a college entrance banquet?cannot.

So the five tables originally booked became two tables. During the meal, the relatives were talking about their children, but the mother didn't say a word, because their children did have the right to talk.

Then Lin Yu hung out like this for three years. After graduation, he found a shared apartment in the current place. Lin Yu didn't go out to look for a job. It wasn't that he couldn't find a job, but it was because Lin Yu had high ambitions and high ambitions, and then he became decadent.

The money he paid for the shared apartment was all his previous New Year's money and money from other sources.

"Hey"

Just when Lin Yu was thinking about what happened before, the female tenant called him.

Why don't you call your name?Because neither party knew each other's names, but Lin Yu didn't know whether the woman knew Lin Yu's name. Lin Yu didn't know the female tenant anyway.

"Is something wrong?" Lin Yu turned around and asked.

"Well, I have something I want you to help me with. Come with me." The female tenant nodded and said.

Then the female tenant walked to her room, and Lin Yu followed him suspiciously.

"That's it, can you help me assemble it?" the woman said, pointing to some wooden parts on the ground.

"I don't know how. Find a master." Lin Yu said after taking a look.

Then he turned around and returned to his room.

It's not that Lin Yu doesn't know how to do it, but he doesn't want to. He's not a helpful person. There are so many things, and it would take two or three hours to look at them. If he has this time, he might as well open a small account and find girls to play games.

Not long after Lin Yu started the game, he heard the sound of the door opening. Then he looked through the door and saw that the woman opened the door, and then a man carrying a tool bag came in. He should be the installation master she was looking for.

Then Lin Yu didn't pay attention. The reason why he looked was because he was afraid of a thief.

"Haha, it's true that it's easy to beat the king with a few stars, just like playing with diamonds." More than an hour later, Lin Yu nodded while looking at the all-blue results.

Then I looked at the time and saw that it was already past [-] o'clock. Then I said to the girl who was in the team with me, "We'll play again tomorrow" and then got off.

"Ah, what are you doing? You're a pervert." Just as Lin Yu was charging his mobile phone and preparing to go to bed, the female tenant's voice came from outside the door.

"Let me go, let me go, help me." The female tenant's surprised voice suddenly turned into a scream.

Seeing this, Lin Yu naturally knew what was going on. Lin Yu shook his head helplessly, and then opened the door.

As soon as I left the room, I saw the man holding the woman tightly.

The woman's clothes were a little messy, and there were some of the woman's clothes on the ground, but they probably weren't on the woman.

The man turned around immediately when he heard the sound of the door opening, and then saw Lin Yu. After being stunned for a few seconds, he picked up the tool bag and ran away.Although Lin Yu is a homebody, he is 1.9 meters tall and exercises regularly, while that man is 1.7 meters tall at most.So when he saw this, the man must have run away.

After seeing the man running away, Lin Yu looked at the woman. At this time, the woman was sitting on the ground and looking at Lin Yu.

"Be careful in the future. Call a man to your room so late." After Lin Yu said that, he turned and returned to the room.

Why not comfort?He is a straight man. Also, Lin Yu is not interested in homosexuals, although the woman is very beautiful and has a good figure.

the next morning

After getting up, Lin Yu walked out of the room and saw breakfast on the table. When he got closer, he saw a note.

"Thank you last night. Although to you last night you just opened the door to the room, but to me you saved me. These buns will be used as a thank you deposit. I will be on a business trip for a few days, and I will wait until I have a holiday. Thank you again."

Lin Yu looked at the note for a moment, then put it aside, and then ate the buns. If you don't eat them, you won't eat them, so you can save the money and buy them yourself.

Then at the end of the day, Lin Yu was playing games, and the time suddenly came to eight o'clock in the evening.

Lin Yu quit the game and walked to the rooftop.

Staring at the dark night sky.

Half an hour passed, not to mention five stars in a row, not even a single star was seen.

"Huh?" Just when Lin Yu was about to go down, a strange scene suddenly appeared in the night sky.

The sky became colorful at this time, which was very strange. Lin Yu was not afraid when he saw this, but was a little excited. Such a phenomenon is very likely to be the prelude to time travel.

Just as Lin Yu thought, a beam of light suddenly shone at Lin Yu, and then a voice sounded.

"Congratulations on being selected for this time travel. Which era do you want to travel to?"

"Huh? Can you still choose?" Lin Yu was slightly stunned.

Then he reacted and said, "I want to go to the age of cultivating immortals."

"Yes, but time travel means traveling through the soul, and the body cannot travel through it, so you need to choose to set your character after you time travel."

Hearing this, Lin Yu asked what it meant, and the voice said, "What you traveled through is your soul, so you still have to exist in this place, but the difference is that you can choose a new character."

"Of course, you can choose not to travel through time."

After hearing this, Lin Yu looked to the north, which was his hometown. At this time, his mother was in his hometown and his father worked not far from home.Unknowingly, Lin Yu shed tears.

"Study well, work well, and have a high income. Be filial to your parents and don't let them worry about you." Lin Yu said after wiping his eyes.

"Don't change it?"

Lin Yu nodded, and then Lin Yu felt himself rising. When he looked down, Lin Yu was startled because he saw that his body was still where it was.

But he soon calmed down and knew that this was the soul.

Suddenly Lin Yu's soul ascended faster. Just when Lin Yu's soul disappeared, Lin Yu below suddenly raised his head and said, "Waiting for you to come back." Then he turned and walked downstairs.

Suddenly a huge light curtain fell from the sky and then fell into the ground.

……

Lin Yu was in a dark room at this time, and there was a light person in front of him.

"I've thought about it. I'll just be a salted fish when I go to the place where I cultivate immortality. But I want to have rich knowledge and don't have to worry about eating and drinking." Lin Yu said looking at the light man.

Lin Yu's idea was to make up for his previous regrets, become a knowledgeable person, and teach in the era of immortality.

As for why you don’t choose powerful talents to cultivate immortality?Because Na Guangren told Lin Yu that he had mediocre qualifications and had difficulty cultivating immortality.

Therefore, Lin Yu did not choose to cultivate immortality.There is no way.

"Okay, then I'll take you there now." After saying that, he waved his hand to Lin Yu, and Lin Yu's soul immediately turned into a ball of white mist.

Guang Ren looked at Lin Yu, and then said to the side, "Xiao Zi, you must assist your new master in the future."

Then it turned into a mist, but it was colorful, and then merged with Lin Yu's soul.

boom

At the moment of fusion, the space suddenly shattered, and then a purple shield protected Lin Yu, and then flew towards a place with Lin Yu's soul.

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